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[Anonymous No.]

NEET thread!!
post your NEAT NEET related stories in here!
>scheduled for my first ever "gloryhole meetup" at McDonalds
>extremely nervous
>arrive a little early
>don't want to look suspicious, so I buy a cheeseburger
>I'm cheap as a Jew so I grab a lot of ketchup packets and put them in my pocket
>head to the bathroom when it's time
>walk into the third stall, as we agreed on
>lock
>sit on toilet
>stare nervously at hole in side
>whistle Sanae's theme from Touhou - that's the signal to let him know I'm the one he's waiting for
>a large, slimy penis emerges from the hole
>heart starts beating like crazy
>it smells horrible, and probably tastes even worse
>do I really want to go through with this?
>put my tongue on it
>almost gag, it tastes HORRIBLE
>he's getting impatient, moving his cock in and out
>I don't know if I can do this
>suddenly come up with an idea to mask the taste
>grab ketchup packet
>pour onto penis
>hear a whisper, "what are you doing?"
>he pulls his cock back
>suddenly he starts screaming while pounding on the stall "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING"
>he runs out screaming
>hear more screams from customers and staff in the main area
>walk out trying to maintain composure
>grab some ranch dipping containers before I leave

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[Anonymous No.]

>No spaghetti line
Your story sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

By posting Perrine are you suggesting that she sucks cock?

Depending on your answer I may have to kick your ass!

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