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Which Touhou should all of the Americans on /jp/ write in on election day? It won't do any good if we all write in different Touhous so we should start deciding on one now!

The way I see it, our options are:
1. Miko - she can listen to ten times as many requests as either Obama or Romney, making her ten times as productive at being president
2. Kanako - focus on industry and alternative energy sources could help with peak oil crisis
3. Reimu - canon undefeated
4. Kaguya - instead of waging stupid wars she'd just take it easy
5. Reisen - hard working, knows how to dress for success, very level-headed
6. Remilia - cute loli vampire

Which do you think would be the best at running America /jp/? You did all remember to register to vote, right?

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>> No.9884573

>did all remember to register to vote
fucking stupid

>> No.9884574

I'm not unitedstatesian.

>> No.9884580

>>9884574
Don't worry, you can just vote like all the Mexicans do.

>> No.9884592

>>9884574
As a foreigner, which Touhou would you like to see running USA? Your opinion matters too!

>> No.9884596

>>9884592
Eirin or Patchy.

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>>9884562
my vote is for Yukari

>> No.9884607

>>9884596
I'd like Eirin more as a Surgeon General than as a President.

Patchouli could work though, as long as she's not too anemic to recite her speeches.

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>>9884607

Until she pulls a William Harrison on us. Then there would be no point.

>> No.9884632

I'd vote for Kanako, so I can masturbate to the vice president (Okuu of course)

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Miko, probably. She's the only 2hu with a political background, and her power is uniquely suited to being a statesman and a diplomat. Cutting deals in Congress would be no problem at all if you could hear all the desires of their hearts. Plus, I think she'd restore a much-needed sense of dignity to the office that's been lost in recent decades.

>> No.9884681

Is this like when Jedi became a religion?

>> No.9884790

>>9884635
Practically speaking, Yukari is the most experienced politician in Gensokyo by a long shot, however she only really gives a shit about Gensokyo.

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Rinnosuke.

He's got the business experience we need in a leader to fix this economy!
He's the man for the job.
Also the only man.

>> No.9885886

I would vote for Satori because she can read people's hearts, so she could make changes without anybody even having to say a word.

>> No.9886184

>>9885886
>>9884635
Just how disgusted would Miko and Satori be after hearing the desires and reading the hearts of Congress? I don't think they'd even want to lead a country run by people like that.

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