NEET Sanctuary

[Anonymous No.]

What has life taught you today?

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

3 hours of sleep are more than enough to get me through the day as long as I drink 2 cups of coffee in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

That I can do things if I keep trying over and over again until I get it right.

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>>9883383
2 should be enough if you sleep for 20 minutes every 4 hours

[Anonymous No.]

I need help from you.

I keep on sleeping 12 hours everyday. How do I remedy this? I'm wasting play time.

[Anonymous No.]

not to inadvertently scratch spider bites on your ass crack

[Anonymous No.]

So, is this the official NEET thread that doesn't get deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a problem. I keep drooling or crying or something in my sleep, and I can't get enough sleep. About 6 hours at most. I wake up and my pillow is really wet, and I feel really dehydrated and dizzy, so I have a drink and it takes about 2 hours to go back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I learned that butter is required to make grilled cheese!

[Anonymous No.]

I passed the driving test today. Then I ate chinese food and played Orcs Must Die 2.

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>>9883466
You can use mayonnaise as well. I think you can use more things like oil too, if you brush it on the bread lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

How pointless living really is.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing, yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883440
start drinking coffee and sleep like shit for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

My brother keeps coming in my room to play games and he always stinks like sweat.

I'd feel bad telling him about it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883533
Ask him if he'd like to take a shower with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883533
You should offer to bathe him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883491
But if life is pointless, you can just enjoy it as it is wiithout seeking some kind of greater goal. Take it easy, you're finally free from the quest for the meaning of life that torments normals during all their life.

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>>9883533
people who don't take care of their personal hygiene are lower than dirt. tell me where you live and I'll come fuck his ass up.

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>>9883537
He probably won't go back in anons room ever again.

Or go in it more.

It's a risky move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883551
You mean fuck him up the ass, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883551
He's very sensitive. That would be mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883559
i don't fuck dirty monkeys that dont even shower.

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>>9883540
If life is pointless, then so is enjoyment. What point is there in enjoying anything if there is no enjoyment to be had?

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>>9883567
You fuck monkeys all the time, or are you forgeting that one time we went on a safari?

[Anonymous No.]

some old people are really cruel, nice they won't long too much

[Anonymous No.]

I am failing two of my classes and have been rather depressed lately. I also had two exams for said classes (which I failed) and skipped my Japanese class 4 days in a row. I'm not failing that class though.
However, today I ran into a student from my Japanese class on the way to University and she asked why I haven't been there and that everyone misses me. I felt bad and said I would surely be there tomorrow.

When on campus later in the day, I had to go to the library to finish already late homework, but Asians tend to camp out in the library and my Japanese class is full of Chinese. I didn't want to have another awkward moment with another classmate like before and have them yell at me for skipping class, so I went to anther school building with computers.

But my luck was horrible and right as I turned a corner in the building, I bumped RIGHT into one of my Japanese professors. Even worse, it was the one that is always real tough on my grades and gets angry at me for being late to class all the time.
She scolded me and then started lecturing me, in Japanese, how I should not skip class and that I was a bad boy.
It was like fate conspired against me.

Today I learned to never skip Japanese class and keep up with my reps.

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>>9883581
>Japanese class is full of Chinese.
Oh the iron-ing.

[Anonymous No.]

I definitely need to die soon.

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>>9883576
>>9883559
Asshurt stinky mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883594
Asshurt cum-filled fart knocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883581
/jp/ - NET blogging

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883581
>and have them yell at me for skipping class

What. You said
>that everyone misses me

Looks like you made some friends or are at least important to someone, anon. Don't be afraid, just go there and take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

I learned that smell all along was the dried semen under my bed.

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>>9883569
There is enjoyment to be had, and it's an end in itself, and not a mean. Things like love or happiness do not have a point, yet it's good to feel them.
Maybe life or enjoyment do not have a point, but why should you restrain yourself from it over something so trivial?
I recall being really bad at philosophy though, so maybe I should stop spewing bullshit. Sorry if what I said made things worse.

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>>9883618
Why are you cumming under your bed?

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>>9883592
My class is legitimately 50%+ just Chinese students.
I don't understand it either, but maybe they think it will be more useful back home.

It's not so bad, usually you never talk with Chinese students in other classes due to the language barrier, but since everyone talks in Japanese in this class, it helps bring down cultural barriers and it's easy to make friends with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I learned tahat I cna frink aclhohol faster if i have someting to eet with it

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>>9883627
>bad at philosophy
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883636
Ancient tribal ritual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883636
I'm cumming on my sister's old clothes and then stuffing them under there.
Every fap I bring them out again, theres probably a thousand loads on there.

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>>9883641
I'm sorry, english isn't my native language and I've never really learnt it seriously.
What I meant was that we were talking about whether life has a point or not and whether it matters or not, a philosophical subject; and I remembered I often misunderstood philosophy classes in high school, so maybe I'm saying bullshit about the meaning of life.

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>>9883627
Because they are trivial, they have no point and are worthless.

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>>9883615
Sorry I'm not truNEET
University is nice to learn skills relating to your hobbies though. I would probably never get around to learning Japanese just on my own.

>>9883617
Since the class forces you to be social, it's the only class in which I have friends. It's kinda nice.
Most other classes I just sit in the back and listen to the lecture, not talking to anyone else.
But thanks, you are right. I was just stressed at the time but I should try to go always and take it easy. The class is intensive though, so it can be tough when you fall behind in studies and don't know what everyone is saying.

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>>9883581
Before I dropped out of high school, I was skipping classes like crazy. The teachers just ignored me if I bumped into them. I wish someone would scold me... Preferably a Japanese female teacher, in Japanese.

Are you schooling in Japan?

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>>9883670
No, what I mean is that philosophy is completely subjective. 100%. You can't be wrong at it. That doesn't make sense.

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>>9883682
Just why.... just why why why do you post here if you are not a NEET?

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>>9883696
Because then he can tell his weeaboo friends in his class how he epically trolled the /jp/ NEET threads.

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>>9883581
I don't understand why some professors are so strict about attendance. Being late to class is one thing, because you can distract other students/interrupt the flow of class, but missing class altogether should be something you can do and take the miniscule hit to your grades without getting shit on extra from your professor. This isn't public school anymore, I'm the one paying to be there whether I show up or not.

That said, you're lucky that the folks at your class actually care you're gone, anon.

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>>9883712
It’s about respect for the teachers. Teachers are a big deal in East Asian culture.

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>>9883637
>>9883592
Makes sense to me. Japanese and chinese are closely related, if they're required to have a foreign language for their degree then Japanese would probably be the easiest for them to pick up and pump their GPA with.

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>>9883671
Alright, even from an existential nihilistic point of view, where nothing matters, why shouldn't you just enjoy your lifetime ?
If nothing matters, should you use your time to do nothing, or die, because it doesn't have a point, or do things you like for the sake of doing them, because you like it, even if they are not reasonable ?
>>9883701
Ah, I'm sorry. That's what I meant when I said I misunderstood what authors said, sometimes even fundamental concepts.
Then, I guess what I said above is what I believe, so I shared it with you even if it's subjective and probably won't influence you.

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>>9883723
No they aren't. The writing is similar but they fall into separate language groups.

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>>9883692
I'm in the US, but my University has a real good Japanese program and all the teachers and assistants are Japanese.

>>9883696
Why not? I like Touhou, VNs, and other "otaku" things.
Back in middle school, in 2004 or so, I played my first VNs, Brave Soul and a few others. Ever since then I only kept sinking further into "otaku culture" I found 4chan in late 2006 and the rest is history. Even though my social and school life have suffered greatly, I still try to stick in there somewhat.
I don't think I could ever stop going here, ever. I'm sorry if you don't think I should be here. I try to upload doujinshis and such when possible and make meaningful posts

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>>9883723
I’m not sure why they think it’s weird to have Chinese students studying Japanese.
Important trade partner, lots of Chinese weeaboos around. It’s not because there’s animosity between the countries that suddenly it’s “ironic” to learn the language.

>>9883731
There’s a lot of words in Japanese that are of Sinitic origin. Not as many as in Korean though. There’s also some grammatic influence but of course Japanese grammar on the whole is more complex.

[Anonymous No.]

I watched a few Michael Moore documentaries and understood how corrupt the U.S. really is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883735
i almost spit out my milk through my nose every time i see you reply to his questions with more tl;dr blogging

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>>9883742
Doesn't make them "closely related" unless you think Russian and English are similar because they share Latin root words for some things.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET hikki NEET NEET NEET NEET NEET. Thats what it taught me. truNEET

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>>9883753
But Chinese had a much bigger impact on Japanese than English has on Russian.
I was just saying that the similarities/influence goes further than “similar writing systems”.

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>>9883746
You should watch some Russia Today, they really know how corrupt the US is!

[Anonymous No.]

Just what kind of hat is Keine's hat?

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>>9883750
I'm sorry.

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>>9883763
Just shut up, you don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883735
I'm not talking about the whole board right now. I asked why you post specifically HERE IN THE NEET THREAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883761
a cute one

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>>9883761
Her hat is a school of wisdom.

>>9883767
I don’t know what makes you say that. I didn’t make the claim they are closely related, again: I was pointing out that it’s more than just ”similar writing systems”.

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>>9883759
I don't think you can compare straight up propaganda to documentaries.

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>>9883324
I'm a beautiful fallen angel.

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>>9883780
Why do you need to prove yourself with a come back comment? You clearly don't know how language works. Of course they have some similarities, but they're not similar. Have you even heard Chinese? They have completely different sounds in speech.

> I didn’t make the claim they are closely related
>>9883723

So similar writing systems make it similar? Can you understand German, or Portuguese or Swedish just because they use Latin script? No. Also I made the connection between Russian and English because of the Greek/Latin influence on the western world. Do you not realize everything to do with science is Latin/Greek in English and pretty much every other European language? Does that make them similar, no. Try something simple like counting to 10 in Chinese and Japanese. "Oh see the symbols are all the same", wrong fuckhead, they sound different because they use different words. Do you even know what kanji is? How kana was derived? I hope you are not the same guy taking the Japanese lessons because you suck at it.

Stop lying to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute snack time today. It didn't teach me anything.


The cupcakes were not made by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883590
This. What normalfags just refuse to accept is that living just isn't for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883824
No, what they refuse to believe is that they will die anytime soon, yet they consume everything like they are going to die the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883829
Do you maybe mean, "won't die anytime soon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883800
not him but why do you care so much your not Japanese and your never going to japan.

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>>9883462
thats called a wet dream

[Anonymous No.]

God hand is awesome
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9883834
Because he is living a lie. I did this to help him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883841
what lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883800
>Of course they have some similarities, but they're not similar. Have you even heard Chinese? They have completely different sounds in speech.
Yes I have heard both languages. Yes they sound different but that doesn’t mean there’s no similarities.

I wasn’t the one that wrote >>9883723, I wrote a reply to him (>>9883742). I didn’t claim they were closely related in any post.

>Try something simple like counting to 10 in Chinese and Japanese. "Oh see the symbols are all the same",
But that’s an example of similarities, you angry man
Ichi—yi
Ni—er in Mandarin, ni in other dialects
San—san
Si—shi
Ho—wu in Mandarin, go in Hokkien
Roku—Liu (ri*—liu)
Shichi—Qi (chi-sound)
Hacchi—Ba (ha—ba)
Kyu—jiu (j is a k sound in other dialects)
Juu—Shi (ji—shi)

Of course they sound very different, and the Chinese loanwords have been modified to fit the Japanese language. But centuries of incorporating Chinese leaves marks on the language.

>Do you even know what kanji is? How kana was derived?
Yes to both.

>>9883841
But I’m not living a lie.
Why are you so angry about me saying Chinese had an influence on Japanese beyond the characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883848
I was just trying to say they're not closely related. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

I read that upon death the brain releases a lot of dopamine resulting in a very pleasurable sensation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883815
That looks nice. Sometimes I feel that my distaste for tea keeps me from being a true adult.

[Anonymous No.]

It's made me realize my computer is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883848
>Ho
Sorry for the typo, go.

>>9883855
Ok, it’s nice that we’re all calm now that the misunderstanding is out of the way!

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized the power to one of my hard drives is failing. I didn't have the right connectors when I set it up before, so I had to break the wires and hold it down with electrical tape.
I don't want to go outside, so I'm hoping it'll last a little while until I get it shipped.

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>>9883838
I started hard mode today. It's hard. Maybe too hard for me. I'm annoyed by the fact that I have to purchase all my moves over again. It doesn't help that I already have anxiety towards customizing the perfect combos. That's probably the worst part of the game. They should have just had preset movesets for Gene. I would be able to take it easy with the game if that was the case.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I go outside to get shopping or order food I my skin goes red and I get uncomfortably hot. It sounds quite moe because it looks like I'm blushing, but it makes my skin itch and burn. This only started happening since I stopped leaving my room regularly a couple of years ago. I'm only mentioning it here because I think I saw people mention something similar a while ago. What could be causing it? Is it psychological?

[Anonymous No.]

My wrist has been hurting for a week now and the pain is getting worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883953
try doing some wrist stretches

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883953
Eat more protein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883968
Aren't wrists made with calcium?

Buy joint vitamins from the store

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883953
Are you getting it from using the keyboard playing games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883991
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganglion_cyst

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883966
I'm not able to stretch the right spot it seems.

>>9883977
That or playing guitar after weeks of not even touching it.

[Anonymous No.]

I learned I should not give up on Japanese. I learned about 350 kanji in 8 days and got really frustrated and quit because I didn't feel like I was making progress. I took a few days off and then decided to go back and I was able to write all of them still, so I picked it back up. About 30 more new kanji left for today.

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>>9884027
Treasure your learning ability. No matter how much I study, I can only remember 5 or so a day. I might not even recall them the next day.

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>>9884034
What method are you using? I am doing Heisig. So while I do know almost 400, I just know the meaning and writing. But I think the visualization method works really well. They just stick in your brain somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884027

wanikani erry day

[Anonymous No.]

I should never lie down when tired and think "I'm not going to fall asleep".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884042
Also I tried Kanji Damage prior to Heisig and I just couldn't get anything to stick. The mnemonics just weren't working for me for whatever reason. You don't have to do 50 a day or something, but if you're having a lot of trouble it might be good to look at other methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884042
Oh, I'm learning everything at the same time. The meanings and different readings. Just handpicking the kanji from the lower grades and lowest stroke count going up. My tools are Kanji Damage, Jisho, and Anki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883848
Now the question is: Do you think Chinese would have an easier time with a Japanese class than with other foreign languages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884055
Compared to French or Spanish for example? Yes. Their pronunciation will suck though.

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>>9884053
It's probably taking you a long time because you're handpicking them. Good systems for kanji learning will build you up through different radicals or primitives, so that you can learn many similar kanji at one time. Stroke order isn't really a factor there. Seriously think about giving Heisig a shot (or at least Kanji Damage in the given order) as the imaginative memory thing works very well for a lot of people. You can learn vocabulary afterwords and it will be much easier. If you really want to memorize kun and on-yomi there is Heisig vol. 2 but most people skip it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884060
Heisig just didn't do it for me. I got too irritated by the fact that I didn't know any readings. And it's really no problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_j%C5%8Dy%C5%8D_kanji

I can sort by either grade level or strokes. Both work. Whatever I feel like working on. I just copy each one into Kanji Damage and Jisho, and add the kanji into Anki with at least one or two vocabulary words that use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884060
Different anon here, but do you recommend learning kanji itself before vocabulary? I'm at that point where I have my hira/katakana down but don't know kanji/vocab and I'm not sure which direction to go.

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>>9884077
At first I tried to go straight to vocabulary but kanji made it impossible for me. I wasn't able to distinguish between them, had no idea of their meanings, and was extremely discouraged by the prospect of having to drill all of them into my head by brute force. If you go through Heisig or Kanji Damage you aren't going to be able to read Japanese when you are through, but vocabulary will be infinitely easier to learn because you'll know what you're looking at. But do what works for you, not everyone is the same. You could try out vocab first like I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884075
Why not just go with the order given by Kanji Damage? There are decks already made that you could use. It just seems like a lot of extra time and work, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884098
I guess so, but Kanji Damage works by introducing kanji by the radicals and kanji you've already learned. That means super common and essential stuff could end up being near the end. I don't want that. I need to be able to read at least basic stuff for practice that isn't written purely in kana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884108
That's fine, but it's just going to take longer. I can see the benefit, though. I'd rather compress everything as much as possible so that I learn quicker but have less reading material during that period, but that's just me. Good luck with your studies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883953
Play more osu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884127
Thanks, you too.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it really necessary to memorize the on-yomi and/or kun-yomi along with each kanji? It seems rather irregular, and like you could get the same effect from just studying vocab later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884141
osu is so fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884192
Study vocab, over time you'll just pick up all the readings for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884294
Thanks.

[hardcore drug addict No.]

did 10mg of adderall earlier and now my chest hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884348
that shit sent by blood pressure up to 165

you're going to die

[Anonymous No.]

Just took a shot of beer so I'm pretty drunk

[recovering drug addict who is in rehab for his 1 time 10mg adderall session No.]

>>9884371

im quitting this stuff when this is all over. i don't see how anyone can stand this chest pain

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand why having a different glyph for each word, resulting in thousands of glyphs, is not stupid. Therefore, you have to put in twice the effort of learning a glyph, then learning its meaning. Western languages are superior because you only have to learn the meaning of words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883324
is the last shadow a grandma or a tall guy crossing his arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884431
it's me sucking your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884427
If you use a sane method you will learn how to write the kanji and its meaning at the same time (cf. Heisig). You can learn them all (jouyou) in a few months if you are dedicated.

[Anonymous No.]

I learned that all of my problems are a result of me being emotional and getting too caught up in the feelings.

Being able to take it easy and purge my mind of emotion has allowed me to tackle my life problems.

[Anonymous No.]

There aren't enough hours in the day to take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

I learned that valuing anyone's opinion but your own and the furher's is detrimental to taking it easy. Never again will I spare a thought for anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884473
I wish I could learn how to do that. Any tips? I keep suffering because I keep trying to match my beliefs and opinions with everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884348
Lightweight. 40mg IR is the standard fun dose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884506
Total and complete isolation, then only implement as much digital contact as your will can stand up against.

[upstanding citizen who no longer heavily abuses 10mg No.]

>>9884521

whatever man. i got clean. you should too. this stuff RUINED MY LIFE. that 10mg i took this morning completely destroyed any future i had. luckily i started going to rehab and now im clean but the scars of my past still haunt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884630
You ruined your future and started going to rehab since this morning?

[straight-edge depressed cripple No.]

>>9884636

yeah. my chest still hurts so now im crippled and depressed. but at least im clean all thanks to rehab. you dont know how hard it is being crippled. having everyone think you're not even human. MY CHEST HURTS BUT IM STILL HUMAN DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883627
Back to the lyceum Aristotle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883324
That the words I type are just as big of a waste of time as my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884671
what defines you a human?

[Anonymous No.]

there's only one legitimate thing I've learned during my time as NEET, and that is web programming. Other than that, absolutely nothing of worth

[ex-drug addict who happens to be a crippled hopeless romantic No.]

>>9884756

my ability to fall in love. i saw the prettiest young girl this afternoon and i instantly fell in love. i know she could never love an ex-drug addict cripple like me.. but i still dream about her ever since that 5 hours ago..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884348
>>9884408

You are so funny with those names, thank you very much for making me happy, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't sleep.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884827
Jog, fap, listen to soothing music.

[Anonymous No.]

I live a kinda pointless and empty life. It's just me and my computer.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to learn things, but I lack the motivation and it's actually very difficult to concentrate on reading (even though I usually read /jp/ 12 hours a day).

What drugs are legally/easily available in the UK? I might be able to convince my psychiatrist to give me a prescription. Or I suppose there's Silk Road, but I don't have any money.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want someone to spoon feed me mashpotatoes, cry, go to sleep, an pee all over myself...

[ex-druggie who doesnt suggest you use stimulants No.]

>>9884830

thank you for the nice comment. i havent slept in a couple days but i was able to stay awake this long because of that adderall. i dont have much energy left though. goodnight anon

>>9884890

i dont live in the UK but i read that you can get Ritalin and Dexedrine. Dexedrine is way better from what i read. this stuff is bad for your heart though. my chest hurts really bad. im going to sleep.

>>9884945

what

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884945
haahahaha

im gonna delete this post otherwise i cant use this pic for like 6 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>9883324
I learned no matter how hard I work or try to make him happy, my econometrics professor will fuck my ass and steal my research.

Can't stop thinking about suicide either, but I guess that doesn't count as learning anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9885003
It's too late. I know everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Bought some ram, and either I got scammed or I managed to fuck it up in just 20 minutes of traveling towards home.

I could ask for my money back, but I would have to pay a lot in taxis... so I will just take the lesson.

Today I learned that crisis is imminent. I want to drop out of college, but if I do, I won't be able to get medicines anymore, because my stupid health service only gives attention to students.

If I become a NEET, I would eventually be pushed to get a job, and then I would get depressed, and in risk of killing myself.

At least I have my pervy /jp/ers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9885112
No, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884863
We all do. You have us, too. Sometimes. At least we are not assholes all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9885122
>>9885126
Ironic

[Anonymous No.]

I lost more weight again. I'll be a cute skinny girl in no time!

[Anonymous No.]

Today I put off studying japanese again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9885460

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>>9885464
Keep posting all your stupid fucking feel shit I got plenty of room in my image filter.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried taking 6mg of melatonin but it's not helping me sleep at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9885476
No bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>9885495
Take 60mg dude

[Anonymous No.]

That even if I study all day and all night, I still couldn't get a perfect score on my exam. The tears and the heartache.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking of getting a dog. How hard is it to train one?

I'd get a cat but my apartment is so small that it would be animal abuse to keep it locked up here for the rest of its life. At least a dog can be taken out for walks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886129
wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886103
Well you're probably the best I've got honestly. Too many /avvg/ goers.

[Anonymous No.]

today I learned you can't dodge earthquakes by lunging forward but jumping right or left works

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need to go outside when all these musique concrete and ambient artists can emulate that for me and make it sound much for beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9884818
>human
even an animal can fall in love, they did it every breeding session or so. I'm asking again, what defines you a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886232
The word human defines me as human as we assign physical objects with a meta physical sounds.
Is that autistic enough for you?

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>>9886257
cute pic dude, saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886194
Explain this, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886276
Thanks, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886257
Try harder. What defines YOU, a human?

Don't tell me, now /jp/ has lost its humanity?

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>>9886286
What defines /jp/?

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>>9886286
I define myself as human in reference to others who refers to themselves as human.
Spiritually I consider myself a human based on the way I think, behave and feel. By simply existing I am human.
Do you want a checklist or something? you should really be asking why there are so many LOSERS who think they should waste their right to be human simply by no longer existing.
Those guys SUCK.

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>>9886286
>Don't tell me, now /jp/ has lost its humanity?
They've lost their individuality and merged into the seething collective of /jp/. They have shed the individual differences that make them unique in the pursuit of an ideal disembodied existence that consists of using the computer twenty four hours a day, forever.

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>>9886293
The shitposting

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>>9886286
My NEEThood defines me as a human being.

When I lose that I will be naught but an empty husk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886293
The super cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886294
>I define myself as human in reference to others who refers to themselves as human.
Spiritually I consider myself a human based on the way I think, behave and feel. By simply existing I am human.

explain

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>>9886359
It's a really obtuse way of saying "I think, therefor I am."

That he doesn't realize is many other animals also think to a certain degree.

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>>9886365
I know that other animals think, but how they think is different to how I think so that's why I call them other words, otherwise there would be only 'human' and 'not human'. Not everything is inversely human though.
this conversation has nothing to do with NEET and >>9886340 answered much better.

[Anonymous No.]

The end of NEET life may be upon me. I have a job interview in a few hours.

>>9886103
I want a cat, too. They're not as physically demanding as dogs.

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>>9886388
FUCK IT UP NIGGA

[Anonymous No.]

If /jp/ is so filled with neets why does it slow down significantly at night?

[Anonymous No.]

that timetravel exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886395
I really want to, but I'm afraid my mom is going to kill me if I live with her much longer without a job. She treats me like a step-child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886388

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>>9886394
falseNEETs

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>>9886394
because we all take our drugs at that time and go off to gensokyo

えきましょ～

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886407
forgot the resume and iphone attention whore ass artist

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>>9886379
If you can understand the purpose of human's existence, then I believe you'll gain a new light on your NEET status

[None !Z4yvJENOVA No.]

Hi, guys. Are you hikikomori?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm vacationing with my family.
We are 11 people cramped into a tiny hut in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.
Most of us (not including me) will leave today to see some old chalk mine. This should give a few hours of peace.

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>>9886518
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

I got hired yesterday... the dream comes to an end next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886529
Average post-/q/ NEET thread poster.

[None !Z4yvJENOVA No.]

>>9886541
Me to. I am just NEET and homebody.

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>>9886529
epic win /b/ro xD!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886518
>>9886548
))))))))))))

[None !Z4yvJENOVA No.]

>>9886570
Ягуарчик, ты?

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>>9886580
Кто блядь? Я в вашей субкультуре не состою и в рф не сижу. Зря я вообще на такое говно как ты внимание обратил))))

[None !Z4yvJENOVA No.]

>>9886588
Well, well, no agonizing in impotent rage. The point is, that you are the last poster.

[Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl No.]

I learned that in media, people are more likely to try something out if they believe that there is a great deal offered. For this, quantity wins out over quality, although the quality of the work determines whether or not people continue with it. This could be exploited by establishing the promise of more of something without actually offering it, and then moving onto something entirely different. I'm still not quite sure if this would eventually become inefficient, however.

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>>9886607
Could you please go back to whatever drug made you tolerable for the past 3 years?

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>>9886635
>>9886607
IM HIM YOURE ME

[Anonymous No.]

I got so excited right now that I almost destroyed my laptop. It's my only computer ;_;

[None !Z4yvJENOVA No.]

>>9886741
What is reason of your exciting?

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>>9886784
I'm too paranoid to talk about all details on the net. Let's just say it was something good that made me jump around.

[Anonymous No.]

>check out /jp/ for the first time
>click this thread
>mfw i was one of you
C-can I stay here..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886799
Not if you have a job or like to socialize in the real world.

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>>9886799
not when you post like that

[None !Z4yvJENOVA No.]

>>9886797
I am glad for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I learned some more japanese word! Soon I'll be able to speak the language to some extent. I still need to get focused on learning kanji, though...

Its just...so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all these shitass cancer badposts? It doesn't even sound ironic anymore.

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>>9886799
you can suck my dick, ahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

It taught me that i'm gonna live.
I got my MRI results in the mail.
100% normal brain.
Thank god i dodged hydrocephalus and brain tumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886843
A community that acts like idiots to get its jollies

In short, it happened.

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>>9886855
At least these NEET threads do a somewhat decent job of quarantining the shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9886843
Suck ny dick, touhou scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9885476
>post 'tfw NEET' all day
>get mad when other people do it

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>>9886799
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when life is just, like, a bummer, dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>Today I learned that butter is required to make grilled cheese!
>I passed the driving test today.
>My brother keeps coming in my room to play games and he always stinks like sweat.
>I am failing two of my classes and have been rather depressed lately. I also had two exams for said classes (which I failed)
>My wrist has been hurting for a week now and the pain is getting worse.
>I should never lie down when tired and think "I'm not going to fall asleep".
>did 10mg of adderall earlier and now my chest hurts
>Just took a shot of beer so I'm pretty drunk
>I want to drop out of college, but if I do, I won't be able to get medicines anymore, because my stupid health service only gives attention to students.
>I tried taking 6mg of melatonin but it's not helping me sleep at all.

[Anonymous No.]

The interview went well. I was hired on the spot.

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>>9886924
nice feet, dude.

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>>9883324
Turn in your NEET card, you'll be paying our autismbucks now.

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>>9887235
meant to quote >>9887224

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>>9887224
You'll be able to buy stuff! I wish I could buy stuff..

[Anonymous No.]

>get new job at call center
>training class for the next 3 weeks
>girl sitting next to me in class, no particular attraction but she's nice enough.
>get up to take a dump in the unisex bathroom.
>10min later she gets up to use bathroom
>tfw not sure if flushed
>tfw not sure if bathrooms reeks
>tfw not sure if she knows I was last in there.
>DatAnxiety.wmv

R9k what are your pooping stories

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>>9887257
My nephew cries every time he poops. His cries sound as if he's being anally violated. A few months ago he'd take a shit and not utter a peep, as if he basks in the feeling of soft feces against his cheeks.

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>>9887279
The dangers of not drinking enough water.

People just don't know how to take proper care of themselves.

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>>9887303
To be fair he's only 8 months old now. He just started consuming things other than milk a month or two ago.

My sister fed him Karo syrup mixed with water once and it gave him diarrhea. The result was like a poop bomb had been set off inside his diaper; He had shit seeping out onto his thighs and lower back.

It doesn't seem to work anymore, though.

[Anonymous No.]

i have reaffirmed my "if it's pretty, fuck it" motto

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>>9887257
I hope you're being ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

My dad is constantly asking me when I'm gonna actually settle down with a girl instead of the flings I usually do.
I just have severe commitment issues that basically cripple me anytime someone gets close.
It doesn't help that I'm extremely picky about vaginas and 95% of them disgust me with their dingly dangles and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Genosokyo would still consider me pure and allow me entrance if I only did lewd things with my husband after marriage?