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>my countenance when exposed to the depths of /jp/'s autism and childish beta girliness

isn't it ironic that only ugly fat sweaty 3dpd people like you are so attracted to these cute chinese girl cartoons? How disgusted are you at the reflection you see in the mirror?

why haven't you all committed soduku yet?

>> No.9883335

How is that supposed to be ironic

>> No.9883337
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nice dubs brah, so alpha

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LOL /jp/ status

☑ SERVED on ICE

>> No.9883346

Good thread.

>> No.9883361

>>9883335
seriously?
>person is obsessed with clean, pure, girlish cuteness
>person smells and looks like a filthy pig

that there's irony, friendo, not to mention cognitive dissonance

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>>9883341
>mailto:safe

>> No.9883385

>>9883371
Lurk more virgem

>> No.9883387

>>9883322
Are you saying that fat ugly people should only be attracted to fat ugly people?

>> No.9883399
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>>9883385
:((((((((((((((((((((

>> No.9883406

>>9883322
>>9883361
✓ Greentext and mfw
✓ Use of 3PD, chinese cartoons and sudoku /a/ memes
✓ /b/ reaction image
☐ Otaku culture
Why haven't you killed yourself yet ?

>> No.9883402

>>9883387
No, I'm saying that people who love pretty, nice things should try to be pretty and nice themselves and not be beta faggots like most people on /jp/

>> No.9883421

>>9883402
Who said we aren't pretty, nerd.

>> No.9883415

>>9883406
You should really use ☒ or ☑

>> No.9883420

>>9883406
Fair question. Probably because I'm busy getting my PhD at UCSD and chillin on the beach and partying and generally enjoying life (still no gf tho ;__;)

how about you?

>> No.9883426

>>9883402
>people who love pretty, nice things should try to be pretty and nice themselves

But you just made fun of us for being girly.

>> No.9883429

How do you know we aren't? Being "Alpha" like you're implying isn't cute. I'll have you know I work very hard to maintain my girlish figure.

Being a bishi is hard. Far harder than anything you likely do, faggot.

P.S. I bet I could still kick your ass, bruh.

>> No.9883432

>>9883420
I call bullshit. I'm a grad student, and no one ``parties."

>> No.9883436

>>9883341
You dirty fucking thief.

>> No.9883453

>>9883432
Please use '' instead of ". Thank you.

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>>9883432
>He can't juggle academics with a social life
>He doesn't realize that drinking is the best way to release the stress of school

>>9883429
Actually that is perfectly legit. I was addressing the fat neckbeards which form the majority on this board, not you, kind sir

>> No.9883467

>>9883415
I like ✓ better.
>>9883420
I still have touhou to play, anime to watch and books to read, so I can't kill myself yet.

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>>9883402
But I am a pretty!
I masturbate to my reflection constantly.

>> No.9883472

Do you speak from experience about the fat stuff?
Please reply.

>> No.9883482

>>9883456
I can manage stress on my own without numbing my mind with drugs. A social life is not getting completely drunk at a party every weekend.

>> No.9883485

>>9883472
No, if anything I am actually a little too skinny, 6' and 155 lbs. I'm not a model or something but I just couldn't help but poit out the irony and defeatist escapism that is so prevalent on this board. Like what do your dads think about all this bullshit?

>> No.9883500

>>9883485
I don't know buddy, I don't live with my parents.

>> No.9883501

>>9883485
But... we're happy like this. Why do you care? I hope you're happy doing what you need to do to make it, but I'd rather sit at home and take it easy. Not everyone needs a title to feel good about themselves.

>> No.9883512

>>9883485
Why do you think we're fat?

>> No.9883509

>>9883485
My dad is a massive fatass drug addict asshole dropout who was highly abusive.

I don't know what he thinks, Something retarded, I'm sure.

>> No.9883514

>>9883482
being straight edge is pointless. we are all going to die eventually. embrace your imperfections, loosen up. if you have never had the desire to feel numb, you must lead a pretty boring life

>> No.9883526

>>9883501
will you be happy when your 30 and still living with your parents serious question.

>> No.9883531

>>9883501

But you are not happy, unlike OP who is the embodiment of happiness.

>> No.9883529

I am a narcissist, if anything I could fap to myself in the mirror.
I do feel disgusted by other people though, a mere picture is enough to make me puke, which is annoying because I can't browse boards like /v/ without seeing a 3D reaction picture and puke, please help.

>> No.9883528

>>9883485
How is not getting drunk to the point where you can't think straight not escapism?
Also, how is it ironic for ugly people to like pretty things? I can't see how that makes any sense at all. What force or event precludes ugly people from enjoying pretty things?
Socrates and Tolstoy weren't very pretty, yet they had beautiful ideas or wrote beautiful books.

>> No.9883530

>>9883509
do you live with him

>> No.9883538

>>9883526
Yes. My parents are the only people that love me and I want to live with them forever.

Also I'm not fat either, I run every other day.

>> No.9883550

>>9883531
brb going to suicide lol

>> No.9883545

>>9883514
>We are all going to die eventually
Please make sure to take your delusions with you, when you leave.

>> No.9883558

>>9883514
You must be a boring guy with no imagination if you need pot.

>> No.9883560

>>9883514
One of the few things I am certain of is my consciousness. It is my most important ``thing'' about me. Why should I sully it with chemicals? Of course death is imminent. I would like to have some value in my life. Getting drunk is not loosening up. Sitting back, thinking or enjoying lighter things is loosening up. Getting drunk is regressing into a less advanced state. I don't believe happiness or pleasure is the greatest good, rather, the greatest good is understanding.

>> No.9883572

>>9883402
I’m cute as hell you betasperg.

>> No.9883574

>>9883560
I feel the same way anon!

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>>9883402

>> No.9883578

>>9883530
Nah, he went to jail a couple times and stole some stuff, we had it with his shit.

I have trained daily with a sword since I was a child, if that asshole shows up again, well...I'll probably use a wooden blade, to be honest. It'd be retarded to go to jail for a long time because of that guy.

In short, no.

>> No.9883585

>>9883574
are you being facetious?

>> No.9883595

>>9883560
Very well said

>> No.9883598

>>9883550

Wait, don't do it anon-kun... listen to the wise OP, he is an expert.OP is apparently is the key to your salvation.

I don't what I would do without you ;_;.

The time is not right, but one day we shall together seek the portal, I promise you that.

>> No.9883600

>>9883585
No, I added the exclamation mark because I was very excited that I saw that someone thinks exactly as I do. Sorry.

>> No.9883611

>>9883528
You're right -- it is escapism. The difference is it is done socially and only once a week, rather than being an all-consuming obsession like touhou bullshit is for /jp/

Also, Socrates and Tolstoy had beautiful ideas/books, I agree. that is totally different from being obsessed with kawaii retard cartoons. Socrates would have thought that stuff is beyond pointless.

>>9883558
>nice strawman, I don't smoke pot, pot is for 14 yr old faggots

>> No.9883623

>>9883611
I imagine that Socrates had a half-decent understanding of life, so no, he would not. And if he would have, then he would fail at doing the one thing he was supposed to do: think.

>> No.9883619

>>9883595
>>9883600
Oh wow, I thought I came off as a ``whoa so deep man'' high school philosophy student.

>> No.9883633

>>9883560
I'm not certain of consciousness. Like sight, touch, and hearing are artificial perceptions of the reality around us that is so much vaster, I fear my consciousness is just a superficial cover.

>> No.9883639

>>9883611
"kawaii retard cartoons" Confirmed for idiot normal.

Listen bub, nothing good is ever like that. if you want to talk to people who like that shit

>>>/a/

Also, Touhou is just a game, and the game itself isn't even that good. We're no worse than people who watch a lot of T.V. or...do any hobby, really.

"Wow bro, you collect model boats, what a fucking waste of time just because I can't see the appeal."

>> No.9883647

>>9883560

I had some joints, it nothing special.I got drunk, nothing special.

You are not missing a lot.

>> No.9883648

Wait, judging by the discussion going on, this guy is actually serious?
I thought he was a resident troll, not an autistic nerd.

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>>9883639
>idiot normal
why can't I hold all this delusion?

>> No.9883660

>>9883633
That's interesting. I don't understand you. Would you care to elaborate?

>> No.9883666

>>9883655
See, at first I was fine with seriously discussing this with you, but your /b/ level bullshit and reaction images is a huge turn-off. I'm out of this thread.

Nice use of the quote function, though, bro. A+

>> No.9883672

>>9883666
He was quoting your post, bro.

>> No.9883674

>>9883655
I think he is calling you an idiot for judging a medium without enough knowledge about it.

For example, if I said all boats are unstreamlined pieces of shit, because barges are the face of boats, I would be an idiot.

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>>9883655
This is me just chilling around, I could beat the HELL out of your scrawny ass, so step the hell off before I come wreck your white pasty nerd ass.

>> No.9883683

>>9883672
I wasn't being sarcastic, I meant it.

>> No.9883684

>>9883677
Is that hair or dirt on his chest?

>> No.9883687

Guys please stop. ;_;

>> No.9883697

>childish beta girliness
This is my current favorite meme. It's funny when people ironically freak out over bullies and pervertedness.

>> No.9883700

>>9883687
I-I'm sorry.

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