[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 56 KB, 610x586, anime1_610x586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9873719 No.9873719[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What can a live girl do to become more 2-D appealing? Are young idols considered as as good as is possible by 2-D lovers?

Is there any hope for me or am I forced to live out my life as a 3DPD? Is it physical or mental limitation?

>> No.9873722

u virgin?

pls repsnd

>> No.9873730

>>9873722
Yes.

>> No.9873732

>>9873719
Are you a virgin? If you aren't then everything else is moot.

>> No.9873737

2D is basically an idealized 3D. So it's pretty much impossible.

sorry gals

>> No.9873748

>>9873737
In that case what are the most important ways to stay pure and moe and not become the worst kinds of 3DPD?

>> No.9873750

>>9873732
I wonder if moot's a virgin. It'll brake my heart if he's not

>> No.9873752

the main appeal of idols is purity, loyalty, and doing cute things. if you can match that, you might have a shot.

>> No.9873754

>>9873748
Modest and nice, I guess

>> No.9873762

>>9873748
-Preserve your virginity for your husband (as well as other sexual experiences)

-Try to free yourself from any feminist indoctrination

-Try to take care of your appearance and be a respectful and nice person

>> No.9873766
File: 171 KB, 960x1280, m2ztqiCcOw1qbm8abo1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9873766

milk is better than 2D

>> No.9873767

>>9873762
Also be loyal and modest as others said.

Purity, loyalty, modesty, femininity, I think are the key values.

>> No.9873777

I think all of the pointers mentioned are already how I am/feel normally, so I think it wont be hard to keep that in mind. I appreciate all the help (◡‿◡✿)

>> No.9873782

Don't have any "guy friends." Seriously.

>> No.9873790

2D is not so much an idealized 3D as an escape from 3D. The rules that apply to 2D don't apply to 3D, and vice versa.

Don't try to be 2D. Leave that to real anime girls. Just try to be happy and treat others kindly.

>> No.9873795

>>9873782
I actually find men to be kinda dangerous so I only have girl friends. Although is being uncomfortable with guys a bad thing like feminist?

>> No.9873798

Your purity must be hypocritical in that you preserve yourself form untoward sexual activity but are fine with any fetishes or deviant behavior your husband has.

>> No.9873812

>>9873795
If it's because of your modesty, it's admirable, but it's a bad thing if you've bought into the feminist lie that all men are out to rape and kill you. That is not to say, of course, that you should put yourself into situations which you legitimately know people may try to hurt or take advantage of you.

>> No.9873814
File: 15 KB, 350x197, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9873814

Not OP, but I want to attract a hikikomori and make him happy. I am sad and lonely, and giving someone else who is sad and lonely something that could be somewhat of a jumpstart to a better life would make me happy. Terribly unfortunate that I don't have one living close enough where I could spot them.

>> No.9873822

>>9873814
How would you spot them if they don't leave their house?

>> No.9873824

>>9873814
Are you Finnish? Just asking.

>> No.9873833
File: 12 KB, 148x200, qt hikkikomori man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9873833

>>9873814

Satou was a douche though, didn't you learn anything from the NHK?

>>9873822

Door to door to fake jehovah witness'ing, until you find someone who looks the part. You will know when they don't answer the door after you knock, but instead turn off the TV or anything making sound and be perfectly quiet in an attempt to make it seem like no one is home.

>> No.9873838

>>9873812
I just feel like they could pressure me or maybe get the wrong idea and think I am interested. In a situation like that I would be too nervous to handle it right. Plus since they are stronger I do worry about them trying to touch me.

>> No.9873841 [DELETED] 

>>9873838

What?

>> No.9873846

>>9873838
Fair enough.

>> No.9873851

>>9873822
Exactly. If I only there was someone careless enough to not close their curtains who I could see from my house... But there is not anyone like that around here.

>> No.9873864

>>9873719
2D is an ideal type you're unable to access ever. Haven't you read Otaku: Japan's Database Animals? You aren't a recombinant assemblage of Moé elements, ever matching the changing fanbase's desires.

There is no way to "please" otaku. They are post-human and do not struggle with the question of being requiring resolution in your fructive loins. They quite simply do not wish to fuck, in the sense that fucking has meant for thousands of years. Thus they do not require your companionship.

Even avatar fagging online will prove useless as they truly desire a mediated connection to a male animating spirit behind the cultural production. Your femininity will leak through, like blood through your pad, and they will see any avatarfagging you try for what it is.

Go home to /cgl/ and be a salaryman bitch lesbian.

>> No.9873860

>>9873824
No

>> No.9873861

>>9873851
You could try to find someone online and then meet in person later.

>> No.9873876

>>9873766
is there any nude?
fucking milk so cute <3

>> No.9873880

>>9873814
Will you please be my girlfriend?

>> No.9873882

>>9873719
Get penetrated by many men to earn money for 2d surgery you walking baby coffin

>> No.9873911

>>9873814
>>9873719
You can never compare to 2D nor can you ever hope to appeal to the majority here, but keep these in mind if you want to be a better 3DPD.

Don't attention whore on /jp/.
Don't actively search for a partner all the time.
Keep your virginity for your husband and don't sell yourself too cheap.
Take care of your body and be proud of it.
Feminism is a good movement but don't buy into feminazi bullshit.

>> No.9873934

>>9873880
please respond...

>> No.9873954

>>9873934
Did you really mean that? We could talk if you would like to!

>> No.9873974

>>9873954
Please be my girlfriend instead. ;_;

>> No.9873977

>>9873719
Can we all agree to stop responding to this article posting and stuff?

It's okay if we don't. It was just a thought. Its just that this Ukrainian girl is so ugly and the whole idea around what she does is deluded missery poo poo poopy

>> No.9873986

>>9873954
Are you actually a girl? How old are you? I don't mean to pry here but I am nervous about giving out contact information. Those are the only questions I'll ask here if you wouldn't mind answering them. Or you could just give me your email.

>> No.9873987

>>9873977
OK, I got the info I was looking for. You can ignore this board now and sorry if I came off as seeking attention. Bye bye~

>> No.9874008
File: 250 KB, 640x480, Hayashida 43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9874008

>>9873987
Hey don't sweat it man. I wasn't trying to bully you.
Like I said it was just a recommendation thought for the future.

On top of that I was giving you my opinion on the what you were asking about too.

You have a nice night/day.

>> No.9874015
File: 7 KB, 247x252, drinker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
9874015

>>9874008
i like your hayashida images

>> No.9874018

>>9874015
Woah that's a really big cup.

>> No.9874023

>>9873986
bayr@hush.ai

If it makes you feel any better you can make a new email address, of course.

>> No.9874058

>>9874015
Thanks. I work hard at creating them and spreading them on the internet.

You have a good might anon.

>> No.9874071

>>9874023
E-mail sent

>> No.9874180

>>9873876
Please refrain from having lewd thoughts about milk.

>> No.9874263

>>9874071
please respond ;_;

>> No.9874417

>>9874023
Enjoy your free gay porno.

>> No.9874454

>>9873861
Sounds scary.

>> No.9874460

>>9874454
This is why you must always pack heat when going outside irl.

>> No.9874464

>>9874023
This is an attempt to bully you /jp/.

This person will take screenshots of your conversations and post them for all to mock.

>> No.9874469

>>9874464
They've never e-mailed me back.

>> No.9874499

Please respond. ;_;

>> No.9874502

What does your pussy smell like?
This is important.

>> No.9874509

>>9874464
I would love that, the humiliation!

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action