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Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:47:02 2012 No.9870220 [Reply] [Original]

Could you get Remilia through TSA screening?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:49:17 2012 No.9870224 >>9870220 What does TSA screening mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:49:17 2012 No.9870223 Wow that is one cute pic, op i'm going to go save it right this second it's very cute. You should ALL do the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:49:32 2012 No.9870225 Yes. They'd be too busy frisking the 90 year old wheelchair bound suspected terrorist to even notice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:50:48 2012 No.9870228 >>9870224 can I be you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:51:02 2012 No.9870229 >>9870225 upvote, fuck da govnerment and fuck DA POLICE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:53:17 2012 No.9870236 Wasn't there some guy who took a gun through just to show those noobs how fail their security system was?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:53:47 2012 No.9870239 >>9870223 I was about to pass it by without saving, but your post convinced me that I really should save it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:56:33 2012 No.9870248 >>9870239 me too >>9870223 thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 08:56:33 2012 No.9870249 >>9870239 Likewise for your post. I read >>9870223 but wasn't particularly convinced. You made me reconsider and open the image. Definitely saveable material.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:01:43 2012 No.9870259 Vampires don't show up in x-rays

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:06:08 2012 No.9870282 >>9870259 They don't use X-rays.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:09:10 2012 No.9870296 If I ever happen to get Remi in a suitcase I'll go near a river and tie some bricks to it, before throwing I'll ask: Do you love me? And then proceed to see it sink with she in it, fucking monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:18:55 2012 No.9870317 >>9870296 You monster!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:33:36 2012 No.9870350 >>9870317 The monster is she though, I'm not gonna kill you or drink your blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 09:54:11 2012 No.9870413 File: 33 KB, 720x576, 131885595440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Turns out it's man.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Oct 13 11:52:52 2012 No.9870769 >>9870223 >>9870239 >>9870248 >>9870249 Please delete all pictures depicting Milady from any storage devices you may own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:02:11 2012 No.9872352 Yes, because she is not 3D. But she will always be 3D in my heart. But 2D, 32D... oh GOD a 32D Remi... ho, how would that even work? You'd have to be 10 gods just to be able to interpret her physical being.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:14:27 2012 No.9872404 >>9870220 OP I'm going to save your image too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:17:26 2012 No.9872411 File: 739 KB, 1000x778, remi-in-a-box2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9870769 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:20:06 2012 No.9872421 >>9872404 Thank you. Thank you so much, everyone.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Oct 13 19:23:34 2012 No.9872428 File: 89 KB, 650x425, guns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9872411 There aren't enough guns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:32:19 2012 No.9872470 File: 181 KB, 321x375, remi oh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9872428 Why would you want to shoot Remilia? You traitor.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Oct 13 19:38:41 2012 No.9872502 File: 815 KB, 673x942, b32a6e8dcd71af876114601f64d7145b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9872470 Don't be silly. A duel is the most proper way to decide who gets to become her buttler / bloodbag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:41:41 2012 No.9872514 >>9872502 You can be her butler. I just want Remilia in a box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:52:31 2012 No.9872541 File: 492 KB, 1017x1510, 1349789098544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9872514 Can I be Remi's footstool?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:54:46 2012 No.9872555 >>9872514 >>9872541 I want to be her toilet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:56:16 2012 No.9872561 >>9872514 Dibs on coffin-warmer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 19:58:31 2012 No.9872575 >>9872561 >>9872555 >>9872541 Don't be silly, I won't have space for all that in her box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:03:47 2012 No.9872606 File: 183 KB, 1123x1272, 1345368448210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] suck on them

I want to be her toilet too anon, you have no idea Sat Oct 13 20:06:33 2012 No.9872612

>>9872555
Remilia, a vampire which has a diet consisting mostly of blood and cake, blood contains many elements that can't go through the urinary tract and no fiber, cake also lacks fiber. Remilia most likely has very thin waterish poops similar to diarrhea. Waterish diarrhea however is also one of the easiest poops to clean after. There's also a chance that Sakuya helps wipe Remilia however even Remilia would have too much pride for that, but considering the fact that Sakuya can freeze time, Sakuya might just wipe and shave Remilia's anus for the hell of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:06:48 2012 No.9872613 >Actually don't killing the fucking thing. Are you guys seriously this desperate? I'm quoting the general context of this thread "who'r u quotin?-tan"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:14:18 2012 No.9872645 File: 288 KB, 800x600, 49c5b438a45ad6763da08cc9b5051eb9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:25:23 2012 No.9872673 File: 158 KB, 530x546, no hit!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9872613 Why kill her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:27:22 2012 No.9872680 >>9872613 Remilia is not a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:35:55 2012 No.9872713 Somehow Remilia transferred herself into my subconsciousness and every time I go to bed she bullies and teases me. Sakuya and Patchouli is there too looking at and laughing at me. What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:40:40 2012 No.9872729 >>9870296 The thought of Remilia drowning gets me hard. Hm...

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:41:55 2012 No.9872739

>>9872713
oh man you're in a real pickle now
you have 3 options i can think of
1. accept remilia's bullying and teasing
2. stop sleeping so that remilia can't get you. be warned taht remilia might just start bullying and teasing you while you're awake
3. call a shrine maden stat!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:45:40 2012 No.9872750 File: 61 KB, 255x247, shrine madden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9872739 call this guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:47:40 2012 No.9872757 >>9872739 I'm not even sleeping. Oh god I think she is watching what I'm posting. Gonna get bullied so hard for this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:48:10 2012 No.9872765 >>9872757 oh i know why dont you try eating garlic that will make remilia have to go away cuz vampires HATE garlic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 20:58:12 2012 No.9872800 >>9872713 In order to help you, we must know more about how she bullies you. Please explain in as much detail as possible how she bullies you and how it makes you feel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 21:00:57 2012 No.9872809 I'm reminded of that time Yukari got stopped by the TSA. What was said about it? Ahh yes. Your ability to manipulate boundaries is no match for a TSA Officer's ability to hinder movement.

>>	Unnamed Book-Reading Youkai !denX47.muQ!!XUU92Uht5OG Sat Oct 13 21:06:01 2012 No.9872834 >>9872809 please let's not delve into government employee powerlevels again... I never thought it possible, but it's actually worse than vanilla 2hu powerlevel discussion.

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