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986971 No.986971 [Reply] [Original]

Can it be that time again? Mr. SA? Mr. writefag?

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>> No.987007

I daw'ed

>> No.987037

waay better than yukkuri abuse

>> No.987045

I have a couple for now.

A pregnant Remirya is wandering through the forest. "Uuu!!! I'm gonna give birth!!!" It finds a cave with a yukkuri Sakuya family, which is perfect for its plan. It stealthily takes out the kids, throws them in a nearby puddle ("I'll throw away all the ugly babies!!!") and starts dancing on them. "Remirya is pwetty!!! Remirya doesn't need ugly babies!!!" It then goes back to the cave, and ninjabirths its kids on top of the Sakuya. (It doesn't wake up.) It then flies off, gets caught by a Flandre, gets tortured for a week and then eaten. Back to the cave. In the morning, the Sakuya wakes up and finds its newborn kids missing, and a bunch on Koremiryas on its head. Its reaction, of course, is "Ozeu-sama, so cute!!! I'm gonna serve you!!!" It then goes out to get food for them. It brings bugs and vegetables, and the complain. "We can't eat bugs!!! We wanna strawberries!!!" It immediately leaves to find some. Despite their protests, they end up eating what it brought, and go to sleep. When Sakuya comes back, it finds them snoring and sleeptalking ("Zzzz..." "Hrrrrr..." "It looks like that mouth keeps drooling too, hehehe...") Ignoring all that, it has a cutegasm (forgive the expression) which wakes them up. They start eating the strawberries, and then lick the inside of Sakuya's mouth, to see if there's anything left. After a couple of weeks, they had grown up, thanks to Sakuya's care. One day, they gather up and say "Sakuya, we wanna thank you!!! You're so cute, Sakuya!!!" *unf unf* They gangrape it until it dries up, and leave the nest, like their mother did before. The tendrils that came out of the Sakuya were glowing in all colors of the rainbow, and Flandres were born from them. Of course, they ate the dried-up food in front of them, and then started eating the food that was eating their food (i.e. each other).

>> No.987051

>ninjabirths
almost as awesome as superfuck

>> No.987058

>>987045
Now replace the Yukkuri with the actual Touhous, Cloned, with futa and everything to simulate the gang rape.

Fucking hot.

>> No.987073

Patchouli (real) has just crushed Remirya's Sakuya (yukkuri), and Remirya has been catatonic lately. Patchouli finds (creates?) a Sakuya with a body, and introduces it to Remirya. Remirya's forst words are, of course, "PU-DI-N!!!" They gat along quite well, until one day, the Sakuya rapes the Remirya, which keeps begging for pudding all along. A few Koremiryas appear on its wings, covered by their wings. Patchouli considers studying mutated Remiryas, so she plans something. She feeds the Remirya some waste from the sewer, saying that it's Sakuya's pudding. Apparently, that's all that matters, as Remirya eats it as if it's actual pudding. She does this with other stuff, like leftover oil and bug repellent. In the end, "Gyaooo!!! I'm gonna give birrrth!!!" The first baby drops. "Baby!!!" It uncovers its face, and says "Babe ib eaby!!!" It has three eyes. Remirya is shocked. "...Baby?" The second one falls. It has no hair, hat or wings. Due to its mutation, it grows a body immediately...but no arms or legs. Remirya is even more horrified. The third one is completely dried up. The fourth one has a peculiar black rocky shine, and looks a bit like Sakuya. It immediately unfolds its wings and says "O_Z_E_U_S_A_M_A_I_H_A_V_E_B_R_O_U_G_H_T_Y_O_U_P_U_D_D_I_N_G." Patchouli ends up torching the room, and regrets making the experiment.

>> No.987083

>>987073
Details: the clothes are made from their skin, but are not part of them, like discarded skin. The Remiryas grow four small legs soon after birth, as a precursor to the body. When the body grows, the wings on their ears fall off, and are replaced by the new ones on their backs. Now we just have to find out how they get their umbrellas.

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>>987073
>>987083
Horror ensues...

>> No.987094

>>987086
Their first words depend on their species. Reimu and Marisa say "Take it eajy!!!", Remiryas say "Uuu!!!" and Flandres say "Drop dead easy!!!". (With proper articulation.)

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>>987086

>> No.987110

A short one:
Anon has a phobia related to the Yukkureimu/Yukkurisas' bean paste filling. Upon returning home, he sees a Yukkurisa trashing his living room. "Yu! Mister, who arBLARGH". He opens it up and takes out its filling. He then fills it with red bean jam, and seals the wound with glue. After a while: "Take it eajy!!!" It doesn't remember anything. Wait, eajy? "Mwommie!!! Marisa got born!!!" Anon then puts some gunpowder in it, blows it up, and goes to the factory to report his discovery.

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>>987086

>> No.987130

>>987045
Okay, from what it's sounding like: any Touhou who has previously suffered from the viral infection (hitherto, "mutated Touhous") can be and does get restored to their normal form. However, should they have any "offspring" while mutated, those children proceed down a cycle of their mutated existence, starting their life looking like their Yukkuri equivalent (Koyukkuremi) and then transforming into their stumpy humanoid version (Remirya).

Am I getting any of this correct? we've been considering the embodied and the head-only Yukkuri independently for a while.

>> No.987149

>>987130
No, all Remiryas and Flandres grow bodies. That's the natural course of events. These babies were born mutated because of the waste that Patchouli had fed the mother during pregnancy. The last one had leftover oil dripping from its body.

>> No.987166

>>986971
>>986991
>>986994
>>986996
>>986998
Needs translation so it can be added to the archive.

>> No.987169

>>987166
We need a Chinese-translating anon then. With a will to translate.

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>> No.987174

>>987149
So they don't look like Yukkuremi before looking like Remirya normally? So are these Sakuyas mentioned head-type Yukkuri or body-type Yukkuri?

>> No.987195

>>987174
Yukkuremi is Remirya, they're two different names for the same thing. They're born without a body, like other yukkuris, and eventually grow one. The Sakuyas are head-only types.

>> No.987211

>>986971
>>986991
>>986994
>>986996
>>986998
Why the hell are the 'Yu' in moonspeak? And why does the Chinese bits look like they have been added after?

We need the sauce.

>> No.987213

They are like large stunted gastrulas.

>> No.987215

>>987173
That's what the Hadron Collider is really for.

>> No.987221

>>987215
Well, it would solve the hunger problem... And break the bean paste industry.

>> No.987289

>>987211
Surprisingly, it's from Chinese board (http://komica38.dreamhosters.com/3d/index.htm)) and it was posted there quite a while ago. I guess "Yu". is yukkuri trademark, so it was left in Japanese.

Also... well, translations are fine, but... I guess you can guess what's happening here. Something like "It's going to start raining soon-Yu!-Hey, stay at home, rains are evil-Yu!(screw you, I wanna play it easy)-Fucking bun...-Yuuu!(let me iiin!!)-You gotta learn your lesson, stay outside for awhile-Yuuuuuu!!!(bweeeeeh)-Oops, I overslept-Oh shi, yukkuri! where are you!-Oh noes!-Bawwww-Yu!-Happy end"

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FUCK YEAH! PART 3 IS OUT!
Yuka is awesome now. Translations, please?

Part 1 related.

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Part 2

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And part 3. Needs translations.

>> No.987324

>>987307
Oh, great. Now adult yukkuris piss too. And why it looks like Yuka hit few times?

>> No.987326

>>987324
>Yuka hit yukkuri mama few times

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>>987307
Last panel = haha, oh wow. It'll be a glorious battle.

>> No.987390

>>987307
What is that brown thing on the plate?
Bean paste?

>> No.987412

>>987390
I hope it is...

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>>987307
Here, I cleaned it, now we just need a translator, everything else is ready.

Oh yeah - couldn't remove that big-ass sign in the beginning, when she's putting down the aquarium.

Or, rather - I can, but I don't want to spend that much time on something like this.

>> No.987435

Are there more doujins featuring koyukkuris?

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>> No.987519

>>987424
Does Yuka stuff the second helping into the koyukkuri until it's ready to burst?

>> No.987524

Where can I get these yukkuri comics?

extreme newfag, yes.

>> No.987936

I'm a fairy performer, and since my hp is so fucking low I die at every rock thrown at me. What's the best way to raise my HP or lower the damage, other than wishing for higher CON or something?

>> No.988642

>>987307
Did Yuka staffed it with crap?

>> No.988655

>>987424
And then Remi joins the fun.

>> No.988681

>>987524
It'd be nice to know

>> No.988684

>>987524
Some sick fuck gets it off of 2chan, independent sites, and the like. Then sick fucks translate said manga. Then sick fucks like me edit in the translations.

Should've seen that guro one that someone else and I did. Zooming in and carefully editing was on par with editing some /d/ decapitated rape.

>> No.988688

>>988684
Which guro one? I might recognize it.

>> No.988700

>>988688
Happy days with Alice and Yukkurisa, then Yukkureimu and Yukkuri Patchy mess up Alice's garden. Yukkurisa doesn't want Alice to kill them, takes the beating instead.

Much revenge from Yukkurisa against the two later, guro, cooking, potato mashing, etc etc.

>> No.988740

>>988700
Yukkuri No More

>> No.988752

>>988700
Ahh, that.
Nope. I wasn't there for that one.

>> No.988758

>>988684
Even /d/ has morals. Guro is too much for them.

>> No.988772

>>988758
lies

>> No.988784

>>988758
They can take the sprays of blood and exposed organs, it's the overtones that make it bad. A very disturbed little girl torturing her pet, the pet going insane and murdering it's best friends.

>> No.988788

>>988684
>sick fucks like me edit in the translations.
Aren't we all a nice group of sick fucks?
At least we do something for the sick fucks who will read the guro manga, and when they finish fapping to them, they'll thank the sick fucks who translated the moonrunes, and the sick fucks who edited the pages.

>> No.988814

>>988788
I'm not sick, I think yukkuris are kind of cute, sweet, and innocent! They're like slimes, but with less gelatinous cube-like qualities.

>> No.988824

>>988784
Yukkuris are inherently barbaric, Alice simply made an inevitable fate come to reality earlier than expected.

>> No.988830

>>988824
I don't think /d/ knows that

>>988814
> I think yukkuris are kind of cute, sweet, and innocent!
Wait until you fall prey to their "crying moe", like I fell

>> No.988886

bump for more summaries and translation for >>987307

>> No.989437

>>987307
Starting from panel 8.
Yuka : There, this'll be your new room.
9.
Yuka : Quickly now, move in
13.
M-Y : I WANNA GO HOME
-MOMMY!
-Take it easy...
14.
Yukkumom : STOP IT ALREADY!
M-Y :
-I WANNA GO HOME
-MOMMY!
-I'M SCARED!
-I WANNA TAKE IT EASY
Yukkumom : THEY CAN'T TAKE IT EASY!
14.
Yuka : Are you
Yuka : hungry?
16.
Yuka : EAT IT EASY.
19.
Marisa Mini-Yukkuri : THIS IS DELICIOUS LADY
M-Y :
-It looks good...
-Share some with me easy!
-I want some too!
20.
Yuka : Oh, you're not eating?
Yukkumom : I wanna go home...
21.
Yuka : So, Koyukkuri, is it good?
M-Y : Super good! I can take it easy!
23.
M-Y : Lady, I'm already full eas-
24.
Yukkumom : STOP!
26.
Yukkumom : Take it easy...
27.
Yuka : Hey, everyone...
Yuka : Are you thirsty?
28.
Yukkumom : WHAT ARE YOU DOING
M-Y :
-Mommy, save me!
-I'm scared, I'm being bullied easy!
-Why are you doing this
-Stop it
-How cruel
-I wanna go home...
Yuka : THEN HERE'S SOME WATER EASY

>> No.989859

>>989437
And self-saging anon comes to save the day!
Editing.

>> No.989890

Fuck yeah, Yuka.

>> No.989941

i want Yuka to kill these guys as gory as possible.

>> No.989971

Someone should tralnslate Sakuya and Remi's bubbles while we're at it. I sense a Plot Twist.

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And here it is. What Sakuya and Remilia said remains a mystery.

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>>990551
Not what I expected from Yuka, I have to admit.
>BONK

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Yuka should just blast the accursed things away... Oh, well. I just hope hope Remi isn't planning saving poor little fellas.

>> No.990695

I hate this. What was ever wrong about keeping them as little moeblobs full of love?

>> No.990747

>>990695
>>990695
they are made to be destroyed. they must die. terribly.

>> No.990796

>>990747
No they weren't.

>> No.990811

>>990796
>>990796
you do not feel the rage swell up inside of you whenever you see them?!

>> No.990829

>>990811

no. no, not really. they're tragically adorable.

>> No.990837

>>990695
>>990695
>>990829
I know! I just want to pick one up and hold it while it kind of wriggles around. I'd teach mine to jump up on the chair with me.

>> No.990855

>>990122
WHAT

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now, if I can across Yukkuri'd versions of these two...I'd never STOP killing them.

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Sanae is a good girl. Unlike you, bastards.

>> No.991145

>>991136
I like to hug and take care of yukkuris too! Does that make me a good girl?

>> No.991151

>>991145

i wish to be the good girl

>> No.991168

>>991136
I'm a good girl, if you know what I mean.

>> No.991175

>>991168

But you're a guy.

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>>991136
Yeah, right.

>> No.991181

That's news to me.

>> No.991192

>>991178

I don't blame her for doing that. they were so fuckin' fat that they had no chance once a predator set their eyes on them.

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Meanwhile, in Japan.

>> No.991282

>>991178
Those are some fat yukkuris. What were they eating?

>> No.991289

>>991282

everything.

>> No.991354

>>986971
1.
RUMBLE-

2.
Looks like it's going to rain soon.

3.
Sfx 1 - Jump
Sfx 2 - Jump
Reimu: Hey!

4.
Reimu: It's raining soon. Hurry back into the house.
Sfx 1 - Struggle
Sfx 2 - Struggle
Reimu: Ain't you really afraid of water?

5.
Reimu: Understood?

6.
Sfx 1 - Bump!
Reimu: (Sound of Breathlessness - Gasp!)?

7.
Sfx 1 - Jump
Sfx 2 - Jump

>> No.991380

>>986991
1.
Sound of heavy rain

2.
Sound of heavy rain
Jump

3.
Sound of heavy rain

4.
Tightly shut-

6.
Open-

7.
Reimu: Tsk..Soaked as expected.
Reimu: Who told you to ignore my words...

8.
Reimu: Bad children can't come in.
Sfx: Shut...
Reimu: Reflect upon your actions.

>> No.991385

>>986994
3.
Push...
Push...

5.
Pain/Hurt...

>> No.991394

>>986996
1.
(Sound of breeze) Hu-hu?

2.
Reimu: Didn't get to sleep all night...

3.
Silence...

4.
(Running sound)


6.
Reimu: Where have you run off to?
Reimu: Where are you?

>> No.991399

>>986998
1.
Kneel..
Reimu: How...
Reimu: Molten?

2.
Reimu: Sob..
Reimu: Sob..
Drip-
Reimu: Sorry..

3.
Reimu: Waahhhh-

4.
Reimu: Waa-

6.
Jump out-

7.
Reimu: I was worried sick!
Hug tightly!
Reimu: You stupid little ball!

8.
Reimu: From now on, you have to be obedient.
Reimu: Be a good child, and I'll let you eat (cookies?)./I'll let you eat cookies if you behave well.

>> No.991407

Chinese anons? In my /jp/? Hooray!
Gate guard, are you here? Can you edit that? You're a good editor.

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reposting...

>> No.991439

>>991407
On it. Might take a while since I'm going to multitask a bit.

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>> No.991615

>>991407
Also is Yukkureimu saying anything else than "Yu" and "Take it easy"?

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>>991615
Nope. Just "yu", "yukkuri" and "yukkurishiteitene".
yukkuri - easy
yukkurishiteitene - take it easy

Also this image is horrible. Yukkuri lovers shouldn't watch this.

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>>991623

those factory people sure are creative

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>>991623

>> No.991637

>>991623
Fuck... And it's by the guy who made that 5-pages awesome Mokou yukkuri mango... Just.. fuck..

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>>991623
>>991632
>>991634

>> No.991656

Good lord, isn't there any yukkuri manga that has somebody just poking them and hugging them?

>> No.991662

are you one of those unusual people who feel affection for cockroaches?

>> No.991666

>>991656
I'd hug a Yukkuri. I'd hold it so very tightly until it burst. Then, with tears of joy and insanity in my eyes, I would feed on it's delicious meaty innards.

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>> No.992272

>>991662
Cockroaches are not little basketball sized lumps of love.

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>> No.992279

I want a full doujin where a yukkuri is the comedy-relief pet, like the turtle from Love Hina.

>> No.992372

Give me a cheerful azumanga style story full of yukkuri.

>> No.992506
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Beautiful, isn't it?

>> No.992540

>>991623

FUCK YEA

>> No.992873
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Yu Yu Yu Yu

>> No.992876
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Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu

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Oh God Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu

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>> No.992882
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Yu Yu Yu Yu Yu

>> No.992888

>>992882
GOOD END

That's not what Yukkuris are about though.

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Yay! Our Gate Guard is the best!

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True End

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>>993019

>> No.993120

I don't know how can people feel love towards a Yukkuri. I mean, if you had a plague of grasshoppers in your house you wouldn't exactly be nice to them.
Now, let's imagine the grasshoppers have a round, big body, can talk and they all say in a most annoying voice "this is our house! Get out easy!" or "I want food! Give me food easy!".
The mere thought makes me RAGE

>> No.993129

>>993120
Depends on the depiction. Sometimes they're depicted as greedy, and sometimes they're more kind. They're always childlike though, so I can't bring myself to hate them.

>> No.993234

you place value on things by appearance

you're immoral

join the club

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993245

meh,

Have more cute yukkuri

>> No.993731
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Needs more YU!

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>> No.993753

>>993731
Cirno yukkuri! "Not as stupid as you think!" (c)

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