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Alice has nothing!

>> No.9868800

It's admirable.

>> No.9868828

>>9868797
She has that cake.

>> No.9868835

Me on the right

>> No.9868838
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>> No.9868839

i really hate alice it makes me happy to know she has to spend her birthday alone

>> No.9868846

u have nothing

>> No.9868849
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She has me.

>> No.9868850

She has me.

>> No.9868855

Replied because I love you Alice!

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>> No.9868877
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She has her dolls.

>> No.9868880

every time u post in this thed alice gets hit in the face with a shovel

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>>9868860
Fuck, dude. You made my nasal passages clog up a bit.

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>> No.9868925
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Does alice ever get sexual urges?

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>>9868797
This picture would have a much deeper impact if there weren't sparkling tears and text.

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>> No.9869043

I hate Alice so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

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>>9868860
... because that image is just depressing on its own.

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>>9869043
Marisa will always love you.

>> No.9869070

Why does /jp/ hate Alice so much? Hating too much is unhealthy.

>> No.9869168

Alice2 love <3

>> No.9869201

does alice have a penis?

>> No.9869214

>>9869201
5 inch.

>> No.9869242

>>9869070
Because she's white?

>> No.9870927

>>9869053
wait, are cirno and mystia giving her dildos?

>> No.9870939

Funny, I'm celebrating my birthday today.

>> No.9870942

Wrong. Alice has those everlasting arms.

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>>9869070
I never understood this either, she seems to have some stuff in common with most /jp/sies

>> No.9870983

>>9869168
Noooope.

>> No.9870985

>>9870965
>Alice haters
Are you sure it wasn't just a bunch of normalfaggots raiding? I never saw any hate towards Alice in /jp/, much more towards Sanae or China.

>> No.9871023

Alice is kind I like her. She is cute too.

>> No.9871094

It's always been more of "/jp/ hates the fanon Alice".
There's an image floating around here that compares fanon to canon

>> No.9871892

>>9869214
Shouldn't she be a little bigger

>> No.9871901

>>9871892
on the contrary I thought she should be a little smaller

>> No.9871949

Alice has a 6.5" cock. Patchy is the one with a 5" cock. Marisa has 8".

>> No.9872002

I hope Alice has lots of friends and is happy.
I don't like seeing unhappy people because it makes me sad.

>> No.9872025

>>9871949
who has the 3-incher and the 4-incher?

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>>9872002

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>>9872002

>> No.9873186

>>9872002
The reason Alice has no friends is because she tends to drive them away with death threats out of nowhere.

>> No.9874114

>>9873186
Isn't every Touhou like that?

I say Yuka's the lonely fuck.

>> No.9874370

Alice is actually autistic as fuck and doesn't get lonely even though she spends most of her time alone. Marisa and Reimu are her friends, though.

>> No.9874400

>>9874114
Yuuka is actually kind of social. She invites musicians to play in her sunflower field and she goes to the human village to buy stuff.

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>>9869053
Everyone's gonna walk in and see little puppets of themselves gathered around a cardboard cutout of a birthday cake.

Awkward as fuck.

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Alice will always have the companionship of her dolls and Marisa, as well as the unconditional love of tou-bros all around our realm who have yet to ascend to Gensokyo. I'd say she has a lot more than "nothing" !

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>>9874474
>Alice will always have the companionship of her dolls and Marisa
Always is a long time, you know.

>> No.9874539

>You only talk to humans at the feasts, and no-one else. Do you wish to be human?
>Or maybe you don't want to be too involved with anyone who is stronger than you?
...
>You have eventually realized true solitude by yourself, haven't you?

>> No.9879939

>>9874539
who are you quoting?

>> No.9879950

>>9874539
she is the buddha

>> No.9879960

>>9869070
>Why does /jp/ hate Alice so much? Hating too much is unhealthy.

She gave up her humanity. She deserves her lonely fate.

>> No.9879987

>>9868860
How does Arisu sing with her mouth closed? Is that her magician's power?

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>>9879987
I think that would be puppetry 101

>> No.9880024

>>9879960
>She gave up her humanity.
>She deserves her lonely fate.

I can relate. Now that I think about it, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for her...

>> No.9886187

>>9879939
It's from a game ending.

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>>9868797

nothing!

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>>9886280
Everything

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Alice has her crippling alcoholism to keep her company.

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Hm..

>> No.9891125
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9891125

Mmmwa..

>> No.9891127

Why did the Alice roleplayer leave us? She said she loved us.

I liked it when she said she loved us.

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!!

>> No.9891156

>>9891127
She at /b/ with the other roleplayers.

>> No.9891162
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Hggaah--

>> No.9891170

>>9891156
Not the current one, the non-shitty one.

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What a nerd. No wonder no one likes her.

>> No.9891174
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ahhhggg--

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-thud-

>> No.9891196

>>9891190
Did she died?

>> No.9891204

>>9891196
i hope not. she would only be too lucky

>> No.9891205

>>9891196
I cri evertim

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