would you date someone irl or on the internet from /jp/? i would i think

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Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:12:22 2012 No.9868610 [DELETED]

would you date someone irl or on the internet from /jp/?

i would i think

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:13:22 2012 No.9868614 not everyone on /jp/ is the same. what makes internet forums/imageboards so much better than real life is that you can choose who to talk with

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:14:52 2012 No.9868619 I would not fug anyone unless they are from /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:15:52 2012 No.9868620 I want to commit dirty incest with my toubros and tousises

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:16:41 2012 No.9868626 i would not i think

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:16:56 2012 No.9868628 Yes but nobody on /jp/ would fuck me ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:17:41 2012 No.9868632 >>9868614 i mean the general archetype of a /jp/er i think i fit it and id love to have a relationship with a passive qt boy and just cuddle in bed maybe we could even have sex but im too scared of that so just cuddling in bed with a qt passive boy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:17:56 2012 No.9868633 Only if he/she was a nice person who accepted me for who I am, and he would have to promise to love me forever or I'll chop off his/her dick and eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:18:11 2012 No.9868637 Only if they aren't clingy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:19:11 2012 No.9868638 I would think everyone on /jp/, regardless of gender, would be varying degrees of yandere. So yes, yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:19:27 2012 No.9868639 >>9868620 >tousises heh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:19:27 2012 No.9868640 >>9868628 There is always someone desperate enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:20:11 2012 No.9868642 I-is /jp/ cute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:20:41 2012 No.9868644 File: 12 KB, 236x231, 1324058701439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868642 I'm as cute as I am fat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:20:56 2012 No.9868645 Nah, don't think so.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:21:41 2012 No.9868650

>>9868638
honestly if someone i was going out with who i was 100% emotionally dependent on tried to leave me, which is incredibly easy since just a little hugging and cuddling makes me fall in love with a person almost immediately if i was totally dependent on them and they left id probably kill myself and them in the process.

has anyone ever had fantasies about driving in a car with your bf or gf who you love dearly and just driving off a cliff? i fantasise about that all the time, it's sort of romantic

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:22:11 2012 No.9868653 >>9868642 I've turned down a few girls that wanted to fugg me. I wish they'd have cried or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:22:11 2012 No.9868658 >>9868642 I am cuter than you are imagining me to be right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:22:26 2012 No.9868655 I was once in an online relation with a /jp/sy a while back in 2011, from the end of May to the beginning of June I would still get back together with her if an opportunity to do so presents itself ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:22:57 2012 No.9868657 I'm so desperate that I would submit to anyone who showed me the least bit of affection

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sat Oct 13 00:23:41 2012 No.9868661 i'd fug sparky4

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:23:56 2012 No.9868663 >>9868657 That's cute. I'd like to give you a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:24:26 2012 No.9868665 File: 59 KB, 1280x720, lesparkyface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868661 enjoy lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:24:57 2012 No.9868666 >>9868658 I have become more cute than you can possibly imagine.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:25:11 2012 No.9868671

>>9868657
im like that too

i also get really attatched to people where i cant do a single thing without their support. even now all alone with only random cordial people to talk to i can only do things with them or their support. support as in just doing something with me. i can't do ANYTHING without someone else being involved in some way ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:25:41 2012 No.9868668 File: 736 KB, 740x740, 1348167387054.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868665 le natto face

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:27:11 2012 No.9868675

Yes I would. But I would stalk his internet activity everyday. I would probably end up doing a lot of lewd things for him.

>>9868657
I know what you're talking about. The other day this ugly old dude called me cute and I had a crush on him for some days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:29:26 2012 No.9868685 File: 268 KB, 574x476, 1318938512417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You nerds are retarded and pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:29:26 2012 No.9868686 File: 30 KB, 300x323, oldman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868675 Would you make an old man happy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:29:26 2012 No.9868687 >>9868663 If you called me cute irl I'd let you do anything to me. anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:29:42 2012 No.9868689 File: 816 KB, 899x564, 1341100417002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868671 >>9868657 You're my fetish. But I'm a bit sadistic so I would abuse you emotionally a little.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sat Oct 13 00:29:42 2012 No.9868690 >>9868665 he would have to put on a youmu costume for sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:30:41 2012 No.9868693 >>9868689 im >>9868671 >>9868650 >>9868632 would you date me and emotionally abuse me to the point of suicide so i keep coming back and loving you more and never leave me thankyou.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:31:26 2012 No.9868697 >>9868686 Probably. If he treats me like a girl I think I just would do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:31:45 2012 No.9868698 >>9868675 That's cute, anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:32:02 2012 No.9868703 >>9868693 Nah, because I'm not a great big homolord, you fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:32:17 2012 No.9868700 >>9868693 I got hard just for reading that. I would definitely do it, you pathetic piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:32:48 2012 No.9868702 go to omegle pls, fuk of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:33:02 2012 No.9868705 >>9868703 i have extreme gender issues so i would be a girl though so it's not gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:34:47 2012 No.9868707 >>9868705 What a fuckin' fruitcake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:35:02 2012 No.9868711 >>9868702 I'm game for some Omegle with /jp/sies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:35:18 2012 No.9868708 >>9868655 So...for 10 days? Are you in middle school? How do you call that a "relationship"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:35:47 2012 No.9868709 >>9868700 love me pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:36:47 2012 No.9868714 File: 684 KB, 905x1032, 1348460353192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're so cute when you are emotionally vulnerable /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:37:42 2012 No.9868717 File: 58 KB, 1521x452, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868711 Let's do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:38:12 2012 No.9868719 No, internet relationships are nonsensical.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:38:28 2012 No.9868720 >>9868709 If you try hard enough... maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:38:42 2012 No.9868721 >>9868719 they make me feel not alone and keep me emotionally stable to an extent though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:38:42 2012 No.9868722 Id preted at start. Once the stupid faggot is at his weakest I'd bully him so much that he would become an emotionless husk :3

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:38:57 2012 No.9868723 >>9868719 That's what the /jp/ cocksucking meetups are for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:39:12 2012 No.9868726 >>9868720 too much work ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:41:16 2012 No.9868731 >>9868726 I don't think anyone else would dare to love such a pathetic person, you should be thankful and do your best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:41:16 2012 No.9868732 >>9868726 Some emotionally dependent person you are. What a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:41:31 2012 No.9868733 >>9868657 That's cute. I'd like to give you to a dog to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:42:16 2012 No.9868736 File: 147 KB, 1016x496, Doz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Date, no. No relationships for me until ive settled down. Sex on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:42:46 2012 No.9868737 >>9868732 ive been left too many times to just commit like that ;_; im already getting lonely talking in this thread and ill probably miss you once i go to bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:43:01 2012 No.9868741 >>9868737 What would you do if someone was nice to you instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:43:16 2012 No.9868738 >>9868736 This, I want to fuck /jp/ not date her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:43:31 2012 No.9868740 Are there girls on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:44:01 2012 No.9868746 >>9868740 Yeah, but I'd wager all the emotionally insecure, gender confused males have cuter personalities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:44:17 2012 No.9868744 >>9868733 my mind is already broken, so you could do anything to me and I would love it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:45:16 2012 No.9868747 >>9868733 Not the guy you're replying to but I'm glad I don't have a dog. I think I would let it fuck me and I would become his slave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:45:31 2012 No.9868749 >>9868741 when people are nice ot me i generally end up fantaisisng about living with them and being their housewife and cuddling them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:45:31 2012 No.9868750 >>9868744 You say this but you'll be crying like a little girl when my penis is about to spear you in half.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:45:46 2012 No.9868751 >>9868740 obviously, but there must be something wrong with them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:46:16 2012 No.9868752 >>9868751 We could say the same about the men couldn't we?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:46:32 2012 No.9868753 >>9868749 Oh god I'm the same. I'm scared for my future.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:47:16 2012 No.9868757 >>9868749 Share your e-mail, I want to love you.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:47:35 2012 No.9868759 [DELETED]

>>9868708

Well, I consider it a relationship because we spent a lot of time with each other during that interval (around 10+ hours daily), did lewd things with each other on Skype, and said "I love you"[/spoiler"] to each other; after about June 5th or so, I did not see her online until about mid-July, where neither of us messaged each other, and I still see her log on every once in a while, so I suppose that both of us are too pathetic to delete each other from our list of contacts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:48:20 2012 No.9868764 >>9868757 Step off, nerd. I had him first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:48:51 2012 No.9868765 >>9868750 then I would make you breakfast and ask for more anal deluge ;_;

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:49:50 2012 No.9868768 [DELETED]

>>9868708

Well, I consider it a relationship because we spent a lot of time with each other during that interval (around 10+ hours daily), did lewd things with each other on Skype, and said "I love you"[/spoiler"] to each other; after about June 5th or so, I did not see her online until about mid-July, where neither of us messaged each other, and I still see her log on every once in a while, so I suppose that both of us are too pathetic to delete each other from our list of contacts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:50:06 2012 No.9868773 >>9868752 We do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:50:36 2012 No.9868771 File: 402 KB, 400x300, 1348537004200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm actually crying right now because I'm so lonely, but I'm scared of people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:50:50 2012 No.9868772 >>9868765 Can you just make me breakfast and do things around the house for me? I'd pat you on the head every once in a while.

>>	Clammy !SEGAo1.Ce6 Sat Oct 13 00:51:50 2012 No.9868775 Only if they played video games with me. Watching would also be acceptable. We could take turns.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:52:20 2012 No.9868779 >>9868772 that would make me really happy, you sound like a nice person.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:52:20 2012 No.9868780

>>9868753
do you want to go out and be passive agressive with eachother and not talk to eachother for weeks at a time becuase we think we both hate eachother and then finally make up only to repeat the same pattern again and finally both go insnae and throw eachother out of our lives and then keep coming back at random intervals and never telling eachother that we are secretly in love with each other
>>9868757
>>9868764
if you really want to

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:52:20 2012 No.9868782 >>9868771 I'm always here for you if you ever want to talk, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:58:20 2012 No.9868798 No amount of reports seem to affect this piece of shit thread. Take this crap to /soc/. Todays /jp/sies are a disgrace.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:59:20 2012 No.9868801
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I'm also the biggest slut. I imagine myself dressing up like a maid with my lewd parts all shaven, fresh and clean, and going to a club with a signboard.
The signboard would have prices on it for having anal and oral sex with me. 30$ anal 10$oral at first, but I'd kept lowering the prices in my mind.
I'd go to a dark corner of the club, holding the board, and horny guys would approach me. I'd also put smething like "condom and lube incl." in the board. I'd put the condom with my mouth and lube it with my saliva...
And then I'd let them fuck me right there, in front of everyone. I'd lift my skirt for them and let them pull down my panties and I'd get fucked in the ass in that dark corner, moaning like a girl in my costume. I'd also suck lots of cocks... I'd make discounts for groups... and for maybe 10$ more I'd swallow
I also imagine how some random bastard would remove the condom halfway and fuck me bareback and cum inside against my will, disregarding my moans telling him to stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 00:59:35 2012 No.9868802 File: 140 KB, 368x368, lewd dripping.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868798 Our proud /jp/ culture is being dismantled. Our once hyper masculine posters are being feminized by the horde of japanese media. In a way its come full circle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:01:05 2012 No.9868807 >>9868801 We need gloryholes meetings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:01:20 2012 No.9868805 >>9868801 stop you are literally making me cry god i wish i was a cute lil trap so bad and could just be hugged and loved ;__;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:03:09 2012 No.9868809 I'm not scared of people, i talk with people all the time and sometimes flirt, if someone says that he/she post on /jp/ i'll talk, flirt, invite him a drink or a coffee and maybe fuck him, all in the same day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:03:39 2012 No.9868812 >>9868801 Do you care about what type of males fuck you? Do ugly guys make you more excited?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:04:09 2012 No.9868818 >>9868801 This makes me sad and horny. But mostly sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:04:24 2012 No.9868815 >>9868812 As long as it has a cock that is pointed at my anus I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:07:54 2012 No.9868824 >>9868610 I will be their friend and have buy them a happy meal. Nobody here is going to fuck each other, stop forcing your shit by samefagging and go back to /hm/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:07:54 2012 No.9868825 >>9868801 It's stuff like this that makes me worry about you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:08:24 2012 No.9868826 File: 163 KB, 1058x727, 1342245411644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868801 I don't want to be gay /jp/, stop it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:11:54 2012 No.9868837 File: 654 KB, 970x728, 1181eb5ae395633415c12862c97d210d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868801 You should write erotic stories and sell them on amazon. You're really good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:12:24 2012 No.9868840 File: 661 KB, 805x714, 1345347453058.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868837 no dont do it ill kill myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:15:01 2012 No.9868848 I bemoan the state of neo-/jp/. I blame the absence of ZUN!bar's guidance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:15:46 2012 No.9868847 HAve I wondered into /v/? Not complaining but, jeez guys

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:17:47 2012 No.9868854 >>9868848 I'd bemoan while you fuck my ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:18:16 2012 No.9868857 File: 28 KB, 474x373, uuuuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "From" /jp/? "From" part of an online URL? Why, NO. Sounds like a really corny bad contemporary scifi horror mystery plot.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:19:04 2012 No.9868866

I want to make /jp/ into my maid. He'd wander my house in hit skimpy maid outfit, the dress tight on his cute slim frame. I'd order him to sit in my lap, and I'd cuddle him lovingly, making him melt in my arms before reaching down his panties and jerking him off, his body twitching and lewd mouth moaning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:19:04 2012 No.9868870 >>9868857 So this is the length autism can go to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:19:34 2012 No.9868863 >>9868857 Get a load of this autist.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:20:49 2012 No.9868874
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About a year ago I posted a picture of myself in a thread and said that I'd love to run away and live in someones closet while they used me as their toy and fed me hormones and made me dress in girls clothes. Some anon replied and said I was cute and that they liked me and were wealthy and said that I should send them an email with a timestamp picture because they would only reply to me..

I didn't send them an email but I sometimes regret my decision. I wonder what things would be like now after a year of being someones fucktoy and having estrogen shoved down my throat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:21:04 2012 No.9868881 >>9868874 i wish i had that opprotunity...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:21:19 2012 No.9868878 File: 9 KB, 129x38, stop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:21:49 2012 No.9868879 >>9868874 You guys need to go outside every so often. Talk with human beings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:22:49 2012 No.9868887 >>9868721 What's the point if you'll never get to actually date them? You might as well just make friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:23:19 2012 No.9868888 File: 104 KB, 566x800, 6b64b69646fffe0559c2a3958f5feda4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868874 I wish I was wealthy so I could do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:23:49 2012 No.9868891 >>9868887 they tell me they love me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:24:04 2012 No.9868898 File: 11 KB, 251x201, walnutblack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Witness my nuts, plebeians

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:24:19 2012 No.9868896 >>9868874 That sounds scary. I would hate to lose control of my life that much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:25:04 2012 No.9868899 >>9868896 get out, un-submissive slut

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:25:49 2012 No.9868904 >>9868899 Hey, just because he doesn't want all his holes filled with delicious semen doesn't mean he has to leave /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:26:49 2012 No.9868911 >>9868904 But I do want to be filled, just on my own time and not someone else's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:27:20 2012 No.9868915 >>9868899 But nothing will come out of anything if everyone left is a submissive slut. Someone has to take charge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:28:05 2012 No.9868923 >>9868920 IT MAKES ME FEEL NOT ALONE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:28:19 2012 No.9868919 >>9868915 Why can't two subs take turns being on top?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:28:19 2012 No.9868920 >>9868891 So what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:29:04 2012 No.9868929 >>9868919 Then they wouldn't be subs. >>9868926 They're crossboarding casuals who don't belong in the mansion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:29:19 2012 No.9868926 >>9868915 What about all those anons who still use the "whips out dick" meme? Surely they can be the ones to be dominant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:30:04 2012 No.9868932 >>9868929 But wouldn't it be more interesting to switch it up every time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:31:19 2012 No.9868933 >>9868923 But you are. You are born alone, you will die alone. Embrace your solitude, do not fear it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:31:19 2012 No.9868934 Get on omegle nigs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:31:49 2012 No.9868937 >>9868933 i just want someone to love me dont you understand

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:31:49 2012 No.9868938 >>9868929 A sub trying to pretend to be a dom with zero confidence sounds cute to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:32:04 2012 No.9868942 >>9868938 Y-yeah, get on your knee's slut.. (sorry)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:32:50 2012 No.9868941 File: 20 KB, 267x262, dapper demon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868937 EMBRACE THE COLD OF ETERNITY SOLITUDE IS YOUR ONLY TRUE COMPANION

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:33:19 2012 No.9868944 >>9868938 I could definitely dominate you...! All I have to do is... push you down, yeah! And, and- fuck your butt! I mean, I've only had that done to me, but I can definitely do it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:34:23 2012 No.9868947 >>9868944 Sorry, but >>9868942's was funnier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:35:09 2012 No.9868951 >>9868937 Love does not exist. It is an irrational chemical reaction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:35:09 2012 No.9868952 >>9868947 yeah it was funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:35:38 2012 No.9868954 >>9868951 You're an irrational chemical reaction lmbo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:35:53 2012 No.9868955 >>9868947 So cool I like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:36:08 2012 No.9868965 File: 43 KB, 266x356, 1346361530330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868954 You don't get much more told.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:36:24 2012 No.9868961 >>9868947 I laughed too bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:37:08 2012 No.9868966 >>9868947 It was awesome! Will laugh again

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:38:24 2012 No.9868970 >>9868947 Haha funny thread :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:39:23 2012 No.9868973 >>9868947 Saved Epic post

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:39:54 2012 No.9868974 >>9868952 >>9868955 >>9868961 >>9868966 >>9868970 Please don't bully with your samefags. /jp/ers are very sensitive!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:40:38 2012 No.9868980 >>9868974 sensitive around the tip am I right guys? ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:41:23 2012 No.9868981 will someone please love me ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:41:23 2012 No.9868982 >>9868980 BURRRRRRN lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:41:53 2012 No.9868985 >>9868980 hahaahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:42:24 2012 No.9868987 >>9868981 What can you offer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:43:38 2012 No.9868989 >>9868987 a warm feminine body for you to love

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:43:38 2012 No.9868990 >>9868981 I'd be your friend, no conditions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:44:23 2012 No.9868991 >>9868990 Fuck off. I was here first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:44:38 2012 No.9868993 I'm so gay right now I want a man who likes touhous to come fuck me in the ass.

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:44:53 2012 No.9868995

I feel really sorry for this guy.. Youre too obvious, it's like you don't even care that we can all see you're samefagging with ironic shitposts. Did it really upset you that much that one anon found the other post funnier? I think he's the sensitive one guys. Come on, his post was funny too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:45:23 2012 No.9868998 >>9868993 I know right? It turns me on too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:45:53 2012 No.9869000 File: 35 KB, 320x480, 1349762911354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868995 You type like chickenman. I miss chickenman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:46:53 2012 No.9869003 >>9868991 >>9868990 i posted my email up there if you want to chat....

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:47:53 2012 No.9869005 >>9868989 Why haven't you found love yet? >>9868995 Don't know but suddenly this thread became really awckward.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:49:23 2012 No.9869011 >>9869005 because im emotionally unstable and midly yandere and dont react well to clingyness

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:50:12 2012 No.9869013 >>9869011 I'll send you a mail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:50:57 2012 No.9869015 >>9869011 omg I'm yandere irl too :o add me on kik: dattprettygurllexi94384

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:51:27 2012 No.9869019 >>9869011 kawaisou

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:51:27 2012 No.9869020 >>9869003 >Gender Female Looks legit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:52:12 2012 No.9869024 >>9869015 no bully pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:52:42 2012 No.9869027 >>9869020 pls dont bully me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:52:57 2012 No.9869029 >>9869015 ay add me too girl: disyagirlkishaxxX

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:53:57 2012 No.9869033 >>9869029 ur pic looks cute ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:55:30 2012 No.9869038 >>9869033 thanks Can u upload a pic so I can see wat u look lik?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:56:15 2012 No.9869042 >>9869003 Where is up there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:56:31 2012 No.9869044 >>9869038 I'm afraid of being made fun of cuz /jp/ says people on /jp/ gotta be sensitive to bullying :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 01:57:01 2012 No.9869046 >>9869044 k

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:00:46 2012 No.9869059 >>9869042 here >>9868780

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:00:46 2012 No.9869061 Nuuuuh girl I'm not waking up tmrrw to see dis still rollin u playin wit the wrong black woman tonight

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:02:01 2012 No.9869080 File: 104 KB, 384x292, airplane_eu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:03:31 2012 No.9869086 File: 85 KB, 251x301, blushing_eu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9869080

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:04:32 2012 No.9869093 File: 109 KB, 299x342, clapping_eu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9869086

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:06:06 2012 No.9869100 File: 179 KB, 420x481, confused_eu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9869080 >160 posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:08:35 2012 No.9869107 >>9869100 who r u quote

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:09:05 2012 No.9869109 File: 82 KB, 277x290, excited_eu4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9869100 >160 posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:11:35 2012 No.9869112 File: 189 KB, 425x507, excited_eu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9869109 >160 posts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:12:20 2012 No.9869116 >>9869080 >>9869086 >>9869093 >>9869100 >>9869109 >>9869112 What anime is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:12:35 2012 No.9869117 File: 97 KB, 281x307, dreamy_eu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9869112 >160 posts...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:13:20 2012 No.9869120 >>9869116 Boku no... oh wait this isn't /a/. Kore wa zombie desu ka or something.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sat Oct 13 02:13:20 2012 No.9869121 >>9869116 boku no eucliwood

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:13:35 2012 No.9869123 >>9869116 Kore wa zombie desu ka

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:14:35 2012 No.9869126 >>9869116 card captor sakura

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:14:50 2012 No.9869127 File: 88 KB, 586x680, 1255686115743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:14:50 2012 No.9869128 I'd love to meet someone on /jp/. You guy's are all funny and fun, I don't know why you don't have better lives, I'd love to hang out with most of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:14:50 2012 No.9869129 >>9869116 bible black

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:15:05 2012 No.9869136 >>9869128 Hang out = ravage their virgin anus until they can't even hold their own poop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:15:50 2012 No.9869133 >>9869116 minority report

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:16:36 2012 No.9869140 >>9869128 I'd be your friend too. But for now I'm debating whether to befriend that stuttering faggot who wants to be treated like shit or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:17:55 2012 No.9869148 >>9869116 Are you smarter than a 5th grader

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:18:55 2012 No.9869151 >>9869116 The Diary of Anne Frank

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:19:40 2012 No.9869155 >>9869136 Whoa dude, that's too lewd. Somehow I have a feeling it'll end like that though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:19:55 2012 No.9869156 File: 79 KB, 350x305, 1347385447336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9868610

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:19:55 2012 No.9869158 >>9869140 are you referring to me because i'm not a stuttering faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:20:26 2012 No.9869161 >>9869158 Yeah you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:20:26 2012 No.9869162 >>9869116 koren bumper cars

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:21:14 2012 No.9869169 >>9868801 I love you, please marry me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:21:14 2012 No.9869171 >>9869169 I love him too

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:22:14 2012 No.9869172 >>9869161 no i am not take it back

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:22:45 2012 No.9869174 I actually befriended this one stupid needy /jp/ loser online and am pretending to be his friend so I can gain his trust once I get enough funny convos logged I will post em here for lulz so we can all laugh at the loser >:D

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:22:59 2012 No.9869177 >>9869172 Whatcha gonna do faggot? Cry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:23:29 2012 No.9869181 >>9869169 Why would you want to marry a slut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:23:29 2012 No.9869182 >>9869174 looool for the lulz old/b/ro

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:23:29 2012 No.9869183 File: 92 KB, 324x296, 1337997153720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9869174 Deception bullying is the worst kind! Please stop!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:23:44 2012 No.9869184 >>9869177 yes i am going to go to my bed right now and cry ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:23:44 2012 No.9869185 >>9869181 because my dick tells me to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:24:29 2012 No.9869186 >>9869185 Your dick can talk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:24:29 2012 No.9869187 >>9869174 for the lulz

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:25:29 2012 No.9869191 >>9869186 no it communicates with me telepathically. it tells me what to do, and what not to do and i have to obey it or else it will punish me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:25:44 2012 No.9869192 >>9869187 you watched smiley yesterday?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:26:59 2012 No.9869195 >>9869192 YEAH! Best movie ever! Shane Dogson in it gotta watch it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:26:59 2012 No.9869196 >>9869191 I've heard of men thinking with their dick but this is ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:27:59 2012 No.9869204 File: 39 KB, 465x382, black-woman-attitude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >200 posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:29:44 2012 No.9869211 File: 72 KB, 1215x480, jpbf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's it, everyone get on Omegle. We going to otaku culture this shit up

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:33:44 2012 No.9869226 >>9869211 Kill yourself, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:38:03 2012 No.9869244 >>9869174 I'm befriending many /jp/ers please don't do this ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:40:33 2012 No.9869248 >>9869244 >this has actually happened to me before but in real life you dont know how it feels

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:41:33 2012 No.9869251 >>9869248 Is that why you're obsessed with companionship?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:42:19 2012 No.9869255 Where is the latest /jp/ cocksuck meeting?

Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:43:33 2012 No.9869260

>>9869251
i was already when it happened

didn't help much

i'm obsessed with companionship and co-dependancy because of being raised by single mom with fribromyaglia and manic depression

thats basically like living with someone withdrawing from a drug your entire life. but they're not actually on any drugs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:43:48 2012 No.9869262 >>9869255 in you're mom lmbo

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:44:18 2012 No.9869263 >>9869260 Sounds rough. I'll send you an email later so we can be friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:45:48 2012 No.9869271 I just want to pet someone's head. Would you let me, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:47:03 2012 No.9869283 >>9869263 im going to bed ive been putting it off for like 30 minutes but i'll respond to you in the morning i promise

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:47:18 2012 No.9869278 >>9869271 Fine, just this once. Get it over with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:47:33 2012 No.9869280 Why is /jp/ so cute even when they don't try to be cute? Gosh I-I think I have a c-crush on you...jaypee...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:48:18 2012 No.9869285 >>9869280 Fuck off and die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:49:48 2012 No.9869292 File: 125 KB, 703x600, 1339648668800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9869285 Why so tsun sage-san?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 02:54:50 2012 No.9869310 File: 64 KB, 553x546, notHOMU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] h0mus pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 03:00:20 2012 No.9869335 File: 296 KB, 640x613, 1349699156028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >someone your having a good time talking to stops responding well im going to bed goodnight /jp/ i love you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 13 03:03:15 2012 No.9869351 >>9869335 Sweet dreams.

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