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[SPOILER] No.9863744[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, why haven't you joined the army yet?

>> No.9863749

lol because japan isnt allowed to have an army silly goose ;)

>> No.9863752

>tokiko

>> No.9863750

i am going to get conscripted in this shit country soon

>> No.9863754
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This is the first time I've laugh heartily in weeks, good luck fighting for Israel, Peter, Robert or how the fuck you were named by the whore who shit you that bad day.

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>>9863744

>> No.9863758

Oh god

Where did we go wrong in raising him? I blame ZUN!bar.

>> No.9863762

Military service seems like the least NEET thing to do.

Especially if there isn't a draft going on.

>> No.9863775

>>9863754
Tokike makes sense now

>> No.9863781
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Why haven't you joined the UN yet jay pee?

>> No.9863782

I will next summer, working out to get fit. Thank you for caring, OP!

>> No.9863783

Why would I support capitalist locust swarm?

>> No.9863787

>>9863775
Nothing makes sense in his story, he's just an dictionary example of psychical cripple.

In short:

Spent time and money trying to learn about /jp/ and imageboards to fit and become webSTAR™

After spamming his name everywhere It backfired and everyone who was able to recognize his avatar or real name (The retard put it on the web) had also a deep hatred for him.

Now joins the army.


This is enough to film a Forest Gump remake where the retard actually acts like a retard and life treats him as such.

>> No.9863787,1 [INTERNAL] 

I bet $500 autism bux that Tokiko comes back with PTSD.

>> No.9863792

I don't believe in what the US army is doing worldwide. Why would I join up? For money? Not worth the guilt.

>> No.9863791

>>9863787
How much money?

>> No.9863794

so this is where hes been the past few months lol

>> No.9863797

>>9863783
Fuck off commie.

>> No.9863798

I'll join when I've finally failed at school and have nowhere else to turn. Hopefully they won't make me take a math test to get in.

>> No.9863810

U gonna get court martialed son. Watch urself

>> No.9863889

>>9863797
U don't even have to be commie to think like that.

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>> No.9863992,1 [INTERNAL] 

Oh god. I've been in the Army. If Tokiko is joining, he is seriously going to get bullied.

>> No.9863992,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9863992,1
me2
the 9gag army XD

>> No.9863992,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9863992,2
Nice bump.

>> No.9863992,4 [INTERNAL] 

>On the way home I stopped at a military surplus store and got some cool junk. If anyone lives near one of those, I recommend stopping by and grabbing some stuff -- military uniforms are cheap, warm, and comfortable! They look pretty cool too I think.
>laughingtouhous

>> No.9863992,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9863992,4
Man, this could have been a great story arc too.

>> No.9863992,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9863992,5
Well at least we still have stories about Taiko Drum Master, who went to army and came back with muscles.

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