/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

NEET existence thread

today's topic: any special plans for this Friday night?

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, fucking your mom.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomorrow is friday?

[Anonymous No.]

SHE GONNA DROWN

[Anonymous No.]

No

[Anonymous No.]

The other day I met an autistic 14 year old TRUNEET girl on omegle.
She's not fat and lives 30 minutes away from me.

Maybe I should try and tap it.
Screenshot related, we are conversing in norsespeak.

[Anonymous No.]

I got up really early and did some shopping for food

now I don't have to leave the house for at least the rest of this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865266
It's not very nice that you showed us your face but not hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865266
reported to the FBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865266
>r9k
>/vg/
>who am i quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865266
A danebro on /jp/ I dont believe this, also you gotta wait a year more before she's legal.

[Anonymous No.]

Who deleted my post? What is this? Am I banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865291
You can't post pictures of children on the internet. Everyone knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865291
It was probably reported by terrorists.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck....it's Friday again? But it was Friday just the other day ( ._.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865303
IKR!!!!! ;o_o

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

This Omegle stuff is A++...

Last year I met a 16 year old autistic gurl too that got really sad when talking with me because we lived so far away from each other...

She said I had this special aura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865312
Special snowflake syndrome, also i'm sure she's a full grown slut by now.

You got lucky that she was so far away from you, just think about it...

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway, TRUNEET girl has not been to school for 2 years. She sleeps all day, wakes up around noon or dinner, then just browses the internet or talk to her bunny for a little while before going back to sleep.

She was going to speak with some social advisory today but she didn't want to.
I'm talking to her about my own experiences as a NEET.

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>>9865335
Is this supposed to be a riddle?

[Anonymous No.]

Not a real NEET since I go to university

But I'm spending tonight taking it easy and watching anime. I've had abdominal issues as of late, and had pancreatitis last year. Same symptoms returned last month, and I'm getting a CT scan on Monday to see if I have Chronic Pancreatitis or Celiac's Disease. Should be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865345
It relates to a previous post I made that was deleted.
TL;DR met a 14 year old autistic NEET girl on omegle who lives 30 minute away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865358
Are you Castle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9862890
Why even bother with Omegle for socialization? I purely use it for advertisement with bots.

The amount of retarded humans there is mindstaggering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865361
No, I don't know who or what you're referring to. Sorry, anon.

I feel better though, aloe vera juice and papaya enzymes really do help digestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865370
Oh.

I hope everything goes well for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Playing video games by myself all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865373
Thank you, I hope so too

[Anonymous No.]

I want some beer. But then my dad will ask for the money and I'll have to tell him my autism bucks were cancelled because I'm not autistic enough, then he won't stop saying words at me.

What to do, /jp/? Maybe I should lie and just tell him I'll give him the money later.

[Anonymous No.]

watching anime
then again I'm no NEET

[Anonymous No.]

Just got home from work and I'm about to NEET it up for the weekend!

[Anonymous No.]

So my thread with the exact same topic gets deleted, but this one stays?

Explain how the fuck that's fair.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

Watching animes, playing video games and maybe buying alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865415
Because condense your fucking threads. The sticky said we are allowed one NEET lifestyle thread, so obviously duplicates are going to be deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865360
She's a slut already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865360
Autistic people use Omegle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865291
Asspained SA soccermoms must've reported you. I don't see why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9865335
She sounds extremely cute, good luck in your endeavors, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Friday's are my special days because is the only night I can play videogames with my friend, since he doesn't have to wake up early on saturdays. I want to buy snacks to game all night, but I don't have money, hope my little brother could gift me some dosh.

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for saturday. Got no money to party hard. So I sit here. With booze. It's suffering.

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>>9865335
what interest did you meet her under?

also, doesn't she go to school?

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>>9866716
no interests, just randomly.
She's only awake a little each day. She's being fed massive doses of SSRI's

[Anonymous No.]

Last night I was thinking of PPing some files today, but with the weather this nice I might do something else like relax with some music while sipping tea.

[Anonymous No.]

I won a nobel peace prize today.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could befriend some of you guys..

but you're neets because you dont want friends, i've tried for days on here sometimes and get nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Tonight I'm going to smoke weed, listen to music and play Just Cause 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgkQ6VJA1ck

Listening to this song while high and parachuting from a mountain in JC2 is possibly better than sex with dozens of Japanese school girl virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9866934
LARGE COCKS ONLY

[Anonymous No.]

going to play xcom, although I've been saying that everyday, and just ended up browsing /jp/ and contemplating what onahole to buy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9866964
Is the new one out yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9866977
yes, and its filled with artificial difficulty especially on the last mode, i still think it did a good job on replicating the original.xcom feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867015
Holy fuck. Downloading. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9866901
I am saddened by the lack of recognition for this on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought it was Saturday. I was not supposed to do the things I did today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9866964
I would have been playing that if it could run it on windows xp.

>>9867057
Please ask him to make a fix for xcom so it can run on windows xp

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867057
E-Excuse us. Congratulations on your nobel peace prize anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867072
Thank you. It was a lot of hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom wants to go out for dinner today, and I don't want to. She doesn't want to cook and its cold outside and all my jackets are really itchy and I don't want to go.

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>>9867104
Stop being a suck it up, she pays for you.

[None !desuV9JP12 No.]

Nothing, nothing at all so i'll just turn off the computer and fall sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I watched Ano Natsu, which was really hyped up. However, it turned out to be just another generic harem-self-insert with terrible main characters. Actually, the two leading roles were the worst in the series. The episode which they starred the least in was my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm drunk and everything is swaying back and forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867185
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867185
It's not even a harem you nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867198
It sure felt like one though, some girls all fall for the main characters who has no qualities what so ever. His hair was also really lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867153
Wanna be my internet girlfriend? You sound cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to watch anime or play videogames, but I'll probably just lurk the Internet until I'll fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867211
I bet you have also no qualities to make the girls wet.

[Anonymous No.]

watching superior japanese horror filmus in my grimdarktruneet chamber

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867250
But I couldn't self insert at all with the lead
>>9867196
Sorry, but you asked what I was doing...

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

thinkng about life. . . .

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

all i know is that im home along and i juts remember that im awwesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867328
this

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starving. Ma hasn't bought groceries. she eats at work so she doesn't care.

I'm too hungry to be mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867440
My mom does the same...
All there is to eat here on weekdays is cereal or the occasional mac and cheese cup that's really annoying to microwave.
I only eat dinner, and sometimes a sandwich if I can during the daytime. I've gotten used to 1 meal a day.
Now she's leaving to eat out alone because I told her I didn't want to go. She says she's not making anything so I'll have to make myself some food here, but I know she'll bring stuff back for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867440
Pizza Hut takes internet orders now. You wouldn't even have to call them, and you could eat for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867440
>>9867446

Start eating things in your house. She will get the picture eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

boy do I ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867447
They don't deliver to my area because it's "too far"

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one that feels like all the other "NEETs" on /jp/ are pretenders, and will become normal members of society in a couple of years?

I think the depressed kids on here are pretenders as well, for what it's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867505
I'm willing to bet you're just a normal pretending to think this to lure us truNEETs out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867505
I, for one, have an apartment and a shitty job that lets me buy food and toys. I don't have a future or any hope, but I'm not dependent on my awful family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867475

just incase you are new at this, here are some things you need to know. take a small amount first to see if you are allergic or not. your heart rate and blood pressure will increase greatly. have a sitter with you to call an ambulance incase you are having health problems.

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>>9867475
You just reminded me of my benadryl trip. Thanks.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>9862890
I'm trying to work through my backlog of games. I think today I'll try to play through Senran Kagura. And then I'm going to try to NEET it up this weekend by avoiding work.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone here ever been diagnosed with schizophrenia? What happened to you after that?

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>>9867558

I know a guy who was diagnosed with schizophrenia. To be brief, he was prescribed medication and had to drop out of college. However, he wasn't to the point of hallucinating. Instead, he was depressed and suicidal.

[Anonymous No.]

i drank a bottle of sake in like 2 hours, and went to bed while rewatching raw hidamari sketch until the laptop ran out of battery.

chika and miyako confirmed for best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Of course I'm not going anywhere tonight but it's still a pretty good Friday for me. My Mom ordered Pizza and it was really good. Also my Sister said that she's bringing me some weed on Sunday so I'm looking forward to a week of escapism. There's a lot of anime and manga I need to catch up on. Thank you please subscribe to my blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867558
You get put on antipsychotics. Avoid those at all costs if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867015
>artificial difficulty

Oh /v/

[Serkit !eSpvUDpflw No.]

>>9867558
pills and doctor appointments

and feeling shitty

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>9867015
I've never played the original XCOM, but I've really been enjoying this new one, even though it does seem easier than I heard it was.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>9867615
I got put on Seroquel and Effexor the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867015
It's downloading at 4kb/s... fuck my life.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going over to my Mom's and doing laundry. We're also going to fill up my car with gas and she's going to make a bunch of food for me to take home. She's awesome.

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>>9867558

I was taking Dexedrine (an amphetamine), but I started having some psychotic symptoms like paranoia and persecutory delusions. After that, I got put on Zoloft (an SSRI) and Risperidone (an antipsychotic). I went from fapping twice a day to maybe once a month. My mood also stabilized and it took away some anxiety. Getting on autismbux really helped with the anxiety too, because I wasn't as much of a loser anymore by leeching off my parents. It really boosted my self esteem. I also stopped smoking pot and went back to university. I got a 96% on my first exam for my most important class and right now everything seems all good actually. Of course there's the usual shit like no gf and having to study and an uncertain future. So out of 10 I'm feeling at about a 5.

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>>9867810
>paranoia and persecutory delusions
I get that with no medications. You've made me worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867753
You should make her feel young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867837
>>9867753
This. Pay some black guy to rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do we become NEETs? Some of you might have the answer. I want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867859
It's a ploy to marry a cute young psychologist or social worker.

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>>9867446
She brought me a bacon burger from sonic, some onion rings, and a lemonade slushie.
Tasty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867897
I'm so jealous, I'll fap to milfs today as a tribute to your mothers kindness.
Would you mind describing her a bit, so I can fap to someone alike? Sorry if I'm being rude.

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>>9867897
I don't like that place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867873
All the psychologists and social workers I get are stupid ugly balding men and irritating loud hipster looking epic males who try to get along with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867935
Mine have always been women, but there's no way I'd marry someone who knows my deepest secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867935
Can't you choose? I would never be able to get comfortable around a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867935
You need to sign up for more university studies. Nothing but pretty young things who think psychology is about "people and relationships, which is perfect for them".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867961
Even when it comes time to talk about masturbation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867970
I used to talk about masturbation with a girl in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867945
Someone who would marry you even knowing your deepest secrets is the ideal candidate, though, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867975
Is your name Taichi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9868009
No, I'm not Japanese.

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>>9868023

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>>9868008
Perhaps, but that's something I would not be able to handle. I like to keep my distance to people, no matter how much I happen to like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9868027
Not French either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867440
>>9867446
Whoa. I thought I was the only one...
I think it's a plan to get me out of the house.

[Anonymous No.]

so ... who is the oldest here?

I am 26 and I feel that everyone here is probably younger and more normal than me... my new anxiety is that I will be 89 years old and still whining to the 7th gen hikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869792
I'm 27, so I barely have you beat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869792
28

I'm just like chris chan or that other queer socialist fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869792
34

[Anonymous No.]

anyone want to be like.. email buddies? ;~;

it's lonely being neety

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869968
IT AIN'T EASAAY BEIN CHEESAAY

[Anonymous No.]

Are any of you older guys still into sucking cock or did you become asexual? Please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869991
I was never into sucking cock. I luckily was only into love, and merely have crippling depression instead of the more major social adjustment issues some posters have. Except when I went hikki due to divorce, cancer, job loss.

HIKIKOMORI AND CRIPPLINGLY ASHAMED. HIKKI SHAME NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867558

Put on anti psychotics, gained 30 pounds, but can't quit taking them because I'll start hallucinating again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869792
Turned 40 last month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869792
32 here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870026

How does one sustain a carefree NEET existence for such a long period of time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870034
SSI and some long term disability insurance I was lucky enough to pick up right before I became a neet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870014
Shame with your family or with everyone? Been out of things a long time here, and hate the typical questions that normals gravitate to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867558
>diagnosed with schizophrenia? What happened to you after that?
Enjoy getting dumber and dumber over time if any of you actually really have that. It's degenerative.

I knew a guy who had it and by the time I had to deal with him it was like trying to deal with a senile old man, only with a dash more "dishonest," "random" and "paranoid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870044
Duh, schizophrenia actually comes with talent. If you are schizophrenic it means basically that you are genius in some art. Not met many schizos good in math though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869968
I might but not sure how you would tell me your address.

Going to bed soon, will check back tomorrow if I don't see anything before I fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get diagnosed with schizophrenia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870043
shame with everyone, I have a strong sense of responsibility—so my life collapsing cripples me further.

There's no shame in pissing in a bottle and blacking out every night when you've literally been castrated your relationship has failed and you've lost your job. Compared to failing as a human being, bottle piss is nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870089
I agree. Bottle piss is trivial compared to that.

I watched my father go of prostate cancer and saw some of the stuff you are talking about as I helped take care of him. For what it's worth, and I know it's not much if anything, I feel for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9867810
Two days ago I went through all the drawers in my room and ran my hand over all the wood in the dresser looking for holes because I was worried there might be cameras in there and I don't want my parents knowing what sorts of things I look at online. I did feel pretty ridiculous about it later, but at the time I was too overwhelmed with concern to realize that.
Is this possibly symptomatic of schizophrenia? I don't have hallucinations or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I use omegle?
I have to type in a captcha after every single conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870044
I feel like this is what is happening to me and it's terrible.
Years ago I used to be great at math and programming. Now I can't even muster enough focus to do simple multiplication problems. I think this is the 'disorganized thought' characterized by schizos, but maybe it's just years of regular atrophy due to NEETdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870044
>>9871121
Fuck, that's how schizophrenia works? So if you pick the girl with schizophrenia because you think mental disorders are moe, you'll end up married to a girl who is eventually physically unable to communicate with you properly?

That's way too harsh.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was a suicide helpline where the person helps convince you to commit suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9871121
Same deal here. I feel like I'm getting dumber every day, but I think that's from the lack of mental exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9871439
I recommend helium asphyxiation ala 'exit bag'. Or if you're too lazy to set it up, go with hanging.
Strong rope, strong tether, good knots and some privacy.
I might invent a classy mnemonic.

[Anonymous No.]

My headphones broke and my new ones will not arrive until tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9871439
It's called 4chan. Tell people you're suicidal here and they'll do everything in their power to make you feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9871571
Gensokyo or a high vertebrae quadriplegic ward is just one successful or failed hanging away. Research the failure reasons and modes of any suicide method. You don't want to be trapped inside a broken body unable to commit suicide, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

Any n-neets want to chat on skype? I've been pretty lonely

this should work
http://tinyurl.com/9v5pjyr

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873270

I have friends sorry. They get really envious if I talk to other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9869968
>Mfw I got this

Hello greetings to you ( [e-mail] )
It is nice and joyful to find your profile .I thought is
beautiful to make you a friend in this regard.
My name is Fatima, i will like you to contact me direct to my mailbox ( [e-mail] ) for easy communication,

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873293
[e-mail]


Is that your email? I'm signing you up for every newsletter and porn site I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873309
come at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873314

Don't test me anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873329
say that to face, it is pleasure of doing battle . with you,. i will like to call you a how you say 'faggot'

consume shit. rodent ,

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873270
turns out that didn't work, try this
http://tinyurl.com/9rty3tj

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873375
Why don't you simply post your skype name. Otherwise some people are automatically going to assume that you are spreading skype virus or something. /jp/ is very paranoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873406
s-sorry but I'm embarrassed of my skype name and it's a group people can directly join

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873406
It's a link to a group call. It doesn't seem to be functioning as he wanted though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873415
the latest link works, two people joined

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873414
>It's a link to a group call
Alright, I'll bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873406
It's a bunch of normalfags talking about reddit memes, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873425
no thats just our special member

[Anonymous No.]

Dear god, why would you actually attempt to talk with your voices. That's terrifying. Just how normal are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873270
I think you're the person I've been exchanging emails with for the past 5 days. I just wanted to let you know that I will not be emailing you tonight (computer problems, I suspect a keylogger)

If you're not, disregard this message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873448
No that isn't the person, but I know who you are.

Noosphere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873425
Ironic shittalking is just shittalking.

[Anonymous No.]

This looks like a good thread to post this.

I have been making an online game for about 6 months now, I have a playable beta and everything.

The thing is that it is too much work for me, and I was wondering if someone would like to join our conversation and help us doing it.

We are 2 right now, both of us are NEETs and we are online all day talking. We have been friends for about 2 years now, and it would be cool if more people joined our conversation.

It doesn't matter if you don't have any kind of computer-related skills. If you could play it and find bugs is alright.

We are on #bigchannel in rizon.net, also my AIM is yotsuba987 and my MSN is [e-mail]

By the way, this is the game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EwwCpUrRKs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873519
how embarassing

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck. I bought a bottle of whiskey to get drunk and I can't even get the cap off. I am even more useless than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873519
Are you an item?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm feeling unnaturally lonely lately.

Perhaps I should go back out and try to be social so I can reinforce my memories of how boring, frustrating, and overall awful it is. Then I can return to cherishing my isolation.

[Anonymous No.]

Wiping out aliens with my 2hus.

[Imrinfected !!KUFrbmxALEl No.]

>>9869792
I'm 21.

>>9873270
Not working.

[Anonymous No.]

Drink enough coffee to keep me awake for the majority of the weekend, then play vidya and watch anime over aforementioned weekend. <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873738
Go to the shops and say something non-transactional. Force yourself to say, "Nice weather today!" no matter how bad you feel or how awkwardly it comes out. You will feel terrible and rightfully so. Now imagine that, every day with multiple people, sometimes for hours at a time.

[Nekosage !!jFxxIk0u2Hd No.]

I'm going outside with my waifu! ^^
When she's here, I feel safe~

[Anonymous No.]

gonna shitpost lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870044

I guess that it just depends on the person, but for the most part Schizophrenia seems to only get in the way of demonstrating IQ rather than decreasing it. Most of them aren't retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to the skype stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876753
Someone went on camera and showed us his penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876753
the group is still up if you would like to join

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876765
sure, throw me a link or however it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876771
still here, waiting for that link

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876771
http://tinyurl.com/9rty3tj

the person who made it made the mistake of doing it for an exisiting skype group, and nearly every person in there before wasn't even from /jp/ so it kinda turned to shit. it seems likes theres lot of people there though but idk

we were gonna make a real group today for only people from /jp/ but if you still want to join now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876810
yeah I'll wait for the new one. You could have done me the favour of structuring your post so the link was provided after you mentioned the new group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873293
>Fatimafat33
https://www.google.com/search?q=Fatimafat33

die, painfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9873293
Oh, I just say your mfw.

Yeah, still you're a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876851
This must feel terribly awkward for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876821
im sorry friend.

i will post when the new one is made dont worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876844
Why... why are whoever owns that email specifically targeting the adult baby community? I guess they wouldn't be that hard to scam if you're willing to play along, but who the hell is that desperate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9876876
so not happening afterall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877275
huh? no i said im going to post the tinyurl when it's made

currently im the only one up and i dont even know how to make skype groups and invite people

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877350
if you're going to be that long, you realise this thread is unlikely to exist by the time you get round to it.. with this janitor and all..

[Anonymous No.]

every day is friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877366
here try this
skype:?chat&blob=oXHc3PCmg5iEvL7deBdesUXWElT3VJnITj7pARX20VNta3ol_qzDaLVkMClq2DGdx2gjgr-u9GUE309
qFIXndj3aO2B3ndhkXcSYPWmeukk

[Anonymous No.]

>Skype
Why do you hate freedom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877408
Skype has censorship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877416
it's non-free proprietary software and owned by M$

Essentially, the worst kind of software. And yet I find myself using it on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877571
It is free. I think you only have to pay if you call landlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877622
Wait for it. Freetard propaganda incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9877634
Not today, not today

[Anonymous No.]

>>9870299
It seems like the sensible thing to do in this situation is to scan for odd wifi and bluetooth signals and order a metal detector online (in case of a non-wireless camera).