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/jp/ I one day wish to be a successful business man with a iPhone 5, are my dreams realistic?

>> No.9858449

>>9858440
Cute post dude.

>> No.9858443

What kind of business?

>> No.9858447

Try a higher number. They seem to come out with a new one every 3 months.

>> No.9858456
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>>9858452
I really like cats

>> No.9858452
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What kind of skills and connections do you possess anon?

>> No.9858451

>>9858443
Some sort of cat business would be pretty cool

>> No.9858474

>>9858456
thats not a skill

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>>9858456
Why don't you come sit on my lap and tell me all about why you love cats.

>> No.9858473

will you browse /jp/ on your iPhone 5?

>> No.9858479

>>9858474
Yes it is

>> No.9858484

Cutest thread of the day award. Cute thread dude.

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>>9858472

>> No.9858494

>>9858484
Thanks man that means more to me than you think, wan't to date?

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>>9858489

>> No.9858503

I thought businessmen used BlackBerry

>> No.9858511

I'm sorry girls cannot become business men.

>> No.9858515

>>9858451
You can't be a cat businessman because you would get cat hair all over your suit.

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>>9858500

>> No.9858526

>>9858515
Way to crush my dreams you cold hearted animal

>> No.9858537

Why would you want an iphone 5 when the 4s is currently better?

>> No.9858538

>>9858494
I have to make all of /jp/ happy, not just one individual, I'm sorry.

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>>9858518

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>>9858547

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>>9858569

>> No.9858588

Why would you want an iPhone at all when you can put your own apps on an android phone and develop a moe mobile galge and make millions

>> No.9858594

>>9858547
lmao rabbit has an icecream for a dick.

>> No.9858602

>>9858526
Crushed dreams is one of the requirements of being a businessman, you're on you way!

>> No.9858666

Children use iPhones; businessmen use Blackberry phones.

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>>9858602
No! You're just a big bully!

>> No.9858677

>>9858547
Cute outfit

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>>9858666
Yeah in 2008

>> No.9858700

>>9858689
Cool year, dude.

>> No.9858722

>>9858689

There was a 'survey' in a tabloid newspaper here in 2010 on certain characteristics of different phone users (yeah, brilliant journalism).
iPhone users had an average income of $50,000p.a. while Blackberry users' average income was about $110,000p.a.

>> No.9858734

Being a businessman would be pretty cool. Wearing a suit all day, traveling the world, staying at fancy hotels, eating at expensive restaurants, making mad money etc.

>> No.9858735

>>9858722
There you have it, the facts don't lie george.

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>>9858722
So you're telling me all I need is a blackberry then I'll $110,000 a year? God damn! Thanks anon!

>> No.9858747

>>9858738

Yes, I believe there is an underlying causal effect.
In fact, if you purchase two Blackberry™s your income will be $220,000p.a.*

>> No.9858761

>>9858747
Woah! Gee can't argue with that. I guess I'll stroll to my local Wireless cellphone dealer and purchase myself multiple Blackberry™'s then use the acquired currency to start my own small business selling cats to the local inner city youth.

>> No.9858773

iPhone? More like iPhony.

Hm... That was pretty unfunny. I won't be using that one again.

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