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9857629 No.9857629[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Dear /jp/,
How do I escape Murrika. I feel myself slowly falling into a brainwashed, retarded stupor, despite how much I try to remove myself from the culture. FUck

>> No.9857635

You can't white piggu stay homo

>> No.9857636

>>9857629
America is the best country. USA #1!

>> No.9857648

You sure that has nothing to do with browsing /jp/ and liking japanese media?

>> No.9857652
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9857652

I feel the same way about the UK but at least it gives me a comfortable NEET life.

>> No.9857672

>>9857648
You know its funny, but yes...I am sure. I'm not on this board very much at all

>>9857635
NO U

>> No.9857682

We have too much Finnish immigrants on /jp/ and cannot handle this extra cost of shitposting.
How do we fix this?

>> No.9857683

>>9857629
Unless you're a doctor or some other desired profession you're pretty much stuck in whatever country you're born with unless you're up for illegally immigrating to a shittier country.

>> No.9857692

(Just by way of explanation: OP is some kind of a 12yo boy who's already decided that he's gay, despite the fact that he's waaaay too young for a serious sexual relationship.

So do the math. U.S.A. is the best "continental power" for Otaku Culture and one of the best countries for it just in general. Japan itself is the top spot, of course, but hey)

>> No.9857693

>>9857683
Define "shittier"

>> No.9857695

It's bad everywhere OP, you think stupidity is an epidemic only known in the US?

You will never escape, this is what it means to live in human society.

>> No.9857703

>>9857693
Africa

>> No.9857710

Dude I got a bridge, very nice, you want?

>> No.9857715

>>9857695
OOKay.jpg, I guess I'll just go eat some soft, chemically altered/genetically engineered food and cry myself to sleep whilst shitting the bed

>> No.9857719

You think your country is bad? Try coming to a third world shithole. You'll appreciate the beauty of your homeland.

>> No.9857734

>>9857648
I feel stupid when I'm on this board and my post quality definitely degrades. Its not like when I'm on another board here or doing anything else.

>> No.9857743

>>9857715
"Boo hook I have food"

>> No.9857750

Sometimes I forget I live in America. Not going out helps

>> No.9857764

I wished I live in 'murka and had access to firearms, cheap VEE AYTE pony cars and cheap gas to power them. Yurop sucks.

>> No.9857783

>>9857715
Or you could just buy non-"chemically altered food" for twice the price.

>> No.9857786

I'd rather stay in the land of the Free than some third world country thats 10x shittier

>> No.9857789
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9857789

>implying a nation where you can't do these things is any better

>> No.9857794

>>9857789

>walk on the pavement

What does that even mean?
Is this advocating walking on the asphalt or something?

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9857795

>>9857629
>How do I escape Murrika.

>> No.9857796

https://rt.com/usa/news/texas-school-id-hernandez-033/

>> No.9857797

Why don't you freely suck my balls you little kisama?

>> No.9857799
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>>9857789
Man, that image frustrates me to no end. I bet it's really popular with Facebook anarchist kids.

>> No.9857801

>culture

Don't worry americattle, this is simply an illusion.

>> No.9857805

Why dont you move to a better place then

like yuropp

>> No.9857807

>>9857715
Enjoy not getting a disease from that food since it has been chemically protected.

>> No.9857810

>>9857805
Yurop sucks though. I say this as a Yuropoor.

>> No.9857811

>>9857794
Nonconformists only walk on grass

>> No.9857814

>>9857794
I think it means stay on the sidewalk provided as opposed to going off the path laid out for you.

>> No.9857819

>>9857815
Multicultural socialist shithole. Also shitposters.

>> No.9857815

>>9857810
What about Finland?

>> No.9857826

>>9857819
Oh, you're one of "those" people.

>> No.9857830

>>9857629
Move to this country:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4wHJqqud3U

>> No.9857848

Rot in your filthy capitalist wasteland, parasite

>> No.9857851

>>9857801
Everything is an illusion, but it's so fucking persistent that it is inescapable. I'm aware there are some far worse experiences btw, to those who chime in w/ that inevitable bullshit

>>9857795
Ive already been there, temporary and ultimately pointless.

>> No.9857862

>>9857848
I didn't build the wasteland, I'm just a prisoner in it.

>> No.9857874

>>9857789
le epic green meme /b/ro

>> No.9857882
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9857882

The U.S is the best first world country because it's one of the only first world countries that is still big enough that you can get away from everyone and live on your own.

Canada is also good, but you don't have as many climate options as you do in the U.S since the whole place is just varying degrees of icy cold wilderness.

Look at the UK, Japan, or Western Europe. The countries are so small that there's not really a lot of free space that you can retreat to and they have very strict and intrusive rules about what you can do on your land. It's not like the U.S where there's hundreds of huge uninhabited areas that sell for $500 an acre and you can just buy yourself some land, setup whatever you want out there and basically become invisible.

>> No.9857900

>>9857862
Thats so edgy, brah

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