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[Anonymous No.]

you wouldn't download an ice fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

Did she died?

[Anonymous No.]

>you wouldn't download an ice fairy.
no i wouldnt.

i would freeze my onahole and then proceed to fucking it while thinking i'm shattering cirnos hymen

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need to. She just comes every winter and fucks things up, so I can go shovel the fucking driveway.

Thanks, Turdo.

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>>9857417
>shattering cirnos hymen

NO

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>>9857427
Why not though?

[Anonymous No.]

please stop using image macros straight from /v/

i don't understand how that's not common sense

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>>9857417
the only shattering will be your dick flesh as it gets sliced open on ice shards

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>>9857389
>>9857417
>>9857433
Please don´t make Cirno lewd

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>>9857440
I s-see Cirno's buttcrack!

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>>9857442
Why though.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes, I like to freeze mt underwear and imagine Cirno is hugging my crotch

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>>9857442
i'm sorry i can't hear you over the sound of how spicy cirno is.

[Anonymous No.]

When my hands get really cold I like to reach under my shirt and imagine Cirno is groping me and commenting on my hairy chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9857443 icy Cirno buttcrack

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>>9857417
>onahole and then proceed to fucking it while thinking i'm shattering cirnos hymen
I remember that thread. The pictures in it were funny.

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>>9857455
>>9857460
you guys have problems

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>>9857508
I feel like trying this. Are there any tips asides from putting it on the fridge? do I need to put some lube on it first then freeze it or what?

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>>9857554
I've been going through the archive and its weird to see how the post quality in the past 2 years has stayed constant in terms on shitposting.

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>>9857589
I strive for consistency.

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>>9857554
With the picture in >>9857589
you can read the posts from that thread I am talking about. I recall some of them freezing a little bit of water in there as well for the 'breaking hymen' feeling.

Your cocksleeve might end up in some weird shape too.

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>>9857618
I got one that has a few tears, I'll try it on that one first. From what the anon said, you just need to make that thin layer of ice to build up, not leave it overnight for maximum frostbite penis.

I use the torn onahole to put another onahole inside of it for more tightness.

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>>9857618
>feeling
i dont think there would be any feeling.
mor elike numbness

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>>9857415
deal w/ it.

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>>9857417
>>9857508
>>9857589
>>9857618
>>9857626
>>9857631
This sounds like a wonderful idea.

Imagine thrusting into the icy-coldness of it and having all the ice melt from you being inside of it and the friction of it all.

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>>9857389
I'd upload my dick into her vagina as HELL

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[Anonymous No.]

I should make a Cirno or Letty snowman this year and fuck it.

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>>9857389
No, but I would unload IN an ice fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

I already did. I have enough bandwidth to download her and a car at the same time.

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>>9861046

cute pic dude

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>>9861245
Shut up you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

lmao u niggas cray

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>>9861227
saw this at otakon

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>>9861377
You pathetic loser

[Anonymous No.]

so I need water right?

[Anonymous No.]

now I wait 30 minutes

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>>9861467
>>9861470
Enjoy a block of ice at the bottom of your onahole.

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>>9861483
ice doesn't freeze in 30 minutes in a standard freezer

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>>9861470
I think it would feel more like fucking a corpse than an ice fairy. Unless fucking an ice fairy is like fucking a corpse.

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>>9861505
I've never fucked either so I don't know

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>>9861513
Well at least you'll know that you wouldn't be against necrophilia if the chance presents itself if you do like it. That's always something handy to know about yourself so you don't waste opportunities.

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>>9861470
more like wait all night.

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>>9861505
Corpses don't get wet, but I think ice fairies do.

[Anonymous No.]

nicovideo.jp/search/njxa+チルノ fairy slits

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>>9861642
Well a smart necrophiliac would probably think ahead of time and bring some lube.

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>>9861470
Be sure to post results

[Anonymous No.]

I will regret this when shards of ice will make my penis resemble a cactus

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>>9861683
dont worry, you won't feel anything, too cold, too numb.
but after an hour when that wears off it's gonna hurt like you just fucked ice blades

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>>9861683
just as expected, more hype than anything. The cold feel of my dick was nice though.

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>>9861491
All you really want is a thin wall of ice at the entrance to the onahole.

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>>9861763
still, 30 mins will only make water cold, not even thin ice

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>>9861773
took 30ish minutes for a thin layer to build up

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>>9862023
>chocolate chip cookie dough
>not strawberry or rum raisin

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>>9862084
>implying that /a/ pleb has watched the epic yuru yuri or KnK
my literally swag sides!

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>>9862084
I'd like to say that I have a ton of these pictures, but I don't.

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>>9862084
>rum raisin
yeah nah chocolate chip cookie dough is way better

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>>9862109
I will never understand why the film canisters are in there. I wonder what could be so important that he has to store the film in a freezer instead of developing and scanning them?

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>>9862109

why do you keep film in the freezer

also what are those tubes.. not the onaholes, the other ones

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>>9862124
they contain images the world is not yet ready to see

they will be thawed when the time is right

[Anonymous No.]

Cirno keeps me safe.

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>>9862137
inb4 cp

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>>9862124
film in the freezer is a common way to help preserve it. some film types are never made again so if you buy a bunch, stick it in the freezer, and in five years or ten years you can use it, even if in the meantime it has gone out of production. most 35mm don't need that but there are some variants that have ceased production.

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>>9862182
Cirno hates humans though. Expect to be a quadriplegic.

[Anonymous No.]

Taking a picture of film is ironic cause it proves you have 0 need for the film.

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>>9862182
Is she hanging freely?
That would be cute as heck if she was flying alongside you when you pick up speed.

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>>9862202
No it doesn't. He could have taken those pictures on film before he had the other means of taking the picture showing them.

Surprisingly enough, time progresses.

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>>9862203
She's on a string, but she doesn't seem to fly. She mostly just swings around because the wind is so volatile. I could move her away from the windshield, but I'm afraid that it will break something and I'd lose her.

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>>9862124
Aside from the Kodak with the black cap, the other films are just hanging out in there until I feel like shooting them, and then buying C41 chemicals, which will probably be never.

I can swing the money to bring in a single roll rather than buying chemicals but because I don't remember if there's anything weird on that roll and since it's not really important, it might never be developed. I'd be skipping out on the super fun part of taking pictures too.

Regular black and white is cheaper anyway. Compare 12 bucks for a gallon of both fix and a gallon of developer vs 20 bucks for one liter C41 chemicals. Pulling out a nice silvery roll of film from the tank vs a roll of light brownish film is enough to make me never develop C41 at home anyway. If I want color I have digital.