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>> No.9857426

Post the Satenic darkness.

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>> No.9857438

Please check your calendar.

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>>9857438

Great job!

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>>9857431

>> No.9857531

>>9857495

saten = saya same

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Why isn't this thread deleted yet? Kuroko's thread got deleted. It's only fair if this one does too.

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>>9857545
Saten has /jp/ seniority

>> No.9857557

>>9857549
cute bloody armpits dude

>> No.9857587

>>9857557
Did she cut herself shaving the,?

>> No.9857586
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Hi there!

>> No.9857602

>>9857586
Ugh, emaciated skank.

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>>9857602
Don't be such a homo.

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>> No.9857625

>>9857603
Why is she so slutty?

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>>9857625
She's only slutty for her oneesama so it's actually pure love not impure sluttiness.

>> No.9857647

>>9857603
i want to smell her back. i bet the smell would surprise me because it would not smell anything like i thought she would smell like.

the back of her neck must smell really good too.

i bet she smells really really good after a long day of jujoomanto-desu-no-ing.

i wander what her anus smells like too. i would ask her to not wipe for a day and then tell her to firmly press her filthy anus on my face and she would demand me to clean it in that oh so sexy voice of hers. would would moan in pleasure as i clean the old shit and sweat from her ass and this would cause her to poop all over my face.

she would get off of me and start to smear the poop all over my body while whispering seductively in my ear asking if i like the way that feels. she would then continue towards my peepee and jack me off with her poop until i cum

>> No.9857670

>>9857642
Doesn't it make her an attempted rapist and an overall creeper seeing as her oneesama doesn't really want her?

>> No.9857701

>>9857670
>creeper
fucking shitty facebook current generations slang

>> No.9857755

>>9857701
The creeper entry on Urban Dictionary dates back to 2005.

>> No.9857767

>>9857701
Really? Since when did they have that word all to themselves? I thought it just meant a creepy, stalker like fellow.

>> No.9857798
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• Measure how long you want your Saten-san
to be.
• Add a few centimetres to allow for any
shrinkage in the wash. The exact amount
of shrinkage is shown on the package.
For example, if you want your Saten-san
to be 2 metres long and the shrinkage
is 4%, calculate as follows: 2 m x 1.04 =
2.08 m. In other words you need to allow an extra 8 cm.
• Lay the Saten-san with the reverse side facing
upwards. Fold up the hem (but don’t put
the hemming strip in place yet!) and iron
the fold.
• Now place the hemming strip inside the
fold and iron the Saten-san once again.
• Cut away any unwanted fabric and enjoy your new Saten-san!

>> No.9857827

>>9857798
Wait what?

>> No.9857832

>>9857827
Shhhh, don't think, just be.

>> No.9857868

>>9857798 For example, if you want your Saten-san
to be 2 metres long and the shrinkage
is 4%, calculate as follows: 2 m x 1.04

That is not how maths works.

And isn't fabric shrinkage given overall rather than individually for warp and weft, anyway? In that case a shrinkage of 4% would actually just be about 2% in each dimension, not taking depth into account.

>> No.9857883

>>9857868

blame IKEA technical writers

because of them, my saten-san is improperly shrunk

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