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>> No.9855167

i like it.

>> No.9855168

i don't like it.

>> No.9855175
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>> No.9855186

>>9855180
fyi im a guy

>> No.9855180

I also want to touch a pair of breasts (female) ;_;

>> No.9855183

If only he'd said balloons filled with jelly, then they wouldn't have known he was a 40 year old wizard and tried to burn him at the stake

>> No.9855198

>>9855180
Someone said that you should puff out your cheeks with air and then slighty poke them with your fingers, this is how breasts supposely feels like.

>> No.9855204

>>9855198
That's an idiotic suggestion if one has a beard.

>> No.9855205

i want a gf i want a gf

>> No.9855209

>>9855205
me too i don't care about her personality but she has to be pretty

>> No.9855210

>>9855205
Go to a club and get one.

>> No.9855212

>>9855198
It isn't.

>> No.9855257

>>9855210
how?

>> No.9855260

>>9855158
Sanae's boobs are the best boobs.

>> No.9855261

>>9855198
Thanks, I'm gonna shave one side of my face so I can masturbate.

>> No.9855274

>>9855257
1. look for cute girl
2. once cute girl is located, walk up to cute girl
3. ask if she will be your gf
4. enjoy your gf

>> No.9855295

>>9855274
5. wake up
6. post on /jp/

>> No.9855326
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>>9855257
walk up to some beta faggot's gf and slap her ass

>> No.9855334

>>9855326
>mfw the girl will land a high karate kick on your face and a low taekwondo kick on your ballz

>> No.9855342

>>9855212
It's about the same.

>> No.9855353

>>9855334
But at least you'll have a girlfriend!

>> No.9855381

>>9855295
Im doing this at the moment

I slept 18 hours

>> No.9855382

>>9855342
Not really.

>> No.9855416

>>9855382
How do you know?

>> No.9855444

>>9855334
who are you quoting?

>> No.9855450

>>9855416
The fact that he knows is enough reason for him to get out.

>> No.9855455

>>9855444
Are you fucking retarded? He's quoting his face.

>> No.9855456

>>9855450
Maybe she's a girl.

>> No.9855461

>>9855456
Then she should get out.

>> No.9855462

how to know the feel of boobs in your hand:

Step 1*:
get fat
*may be skipped if you're a human gigantor

Step 2: touch manboob

Step 3:
you are done

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