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So today I went to a local Mexican restaurant that has $1 tacos for 'Taco Tuesday.' It's a Chipotle style line where you choose hard or soft taco, chicken or beef, and you can add up to three "toppings" from the following: lettuce, salsa, corn, rice and beans, sour cream, or spicy sour cream. I think there were a few others but they are of no use to this story.

So I walk up to the start of the line and she asks me what I want. I say: "Hi. I'll have six tacos. Three hard and three soft. Three with chicken, and three with beef, but not so that all the chicken or beef are on the same style taco. I'll have any three toppings between lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream and spicy sour cream such that salsa and any style of sour cream is on all of them and that no two tacos have the exact same contents."

She looks at my face for a few seconds with a blank stare before saying, "Fuck this" and just walks to the back where the customer can't see, and then like 15 seconds later walks down the hallway and out the door and gets into her car. Then some guy comes out from the back, who I assume is the manager, with a concerned look on his face, apologizes and takes my order. Other employees were really confused.

Tacos were okay.

>> No.9853616

What I'm saying is that you should really stick with today's special.

>> No.9853611
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9853611

Awwwww yeah, time for another NEET thread.

>> No.9853635

>>9853611
Feel free to share similar stories.

>> No.9853636

I would have spit in your food.

>> No.9853650

>>9853636
I don't think there's anything wrong with ordering in an efficient manner.

>> No.9853651

Do food bloggers make any money? I've kind of always wanted to try that. Being paid to write and ramble on about food, restaurants, grocery store items, homemade food, ect. seems like a perfect life. Even if it is a very small amount, any amount being gained is greater than what I'm getting now.

>> No.9853692

Do you happen to live in or near Orange california?

If so, Fuck you and your tacos.

>> No.9853717

>>9853650
It's hardly efficient.

>> No.9853718

>>9853651
if you're popular, yes, because you make it through ad money. if you're not popular, then no one gives a fuck.

>> No.9853722

>>9853650
That isn't efficient. He's asking the person at the counter to choose the combination of his tacos for him, which requires some forethought and preplanning. She can't just give that order to the cook and expect him to figure out what to do on the spot.

>> No.9853730

>>9853722
it's a factory line where she just puts the food together. i would have just put some random shit in and fuck you to the condiment combos. you're getting whatever the fuck i feel like. your ass is only here because its $1 taco tuesday.

>> No.9853735

>>9853722
The large amount of combinations should make it easier for her to choose.

>> No.9853745

>>9853735
But he has specific guidelines she has to follow. If she just puts thing together randomly she'll probably end up messing something up. It'd be way more efficient if he did it himself.

>> No.9853746

>>9853735
When making the fifth taco you need to keep in mind everything you put on the other four tacos lest you fuck up. It requires the preparer to remember five specifications for two minutes. It absolutely won't be faster than executing a single order. It's stupid in every way.

>> No.9853749
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>> No.9853789

>>9853746
Not to mention that receiving such instructions in verbal form can be pretty damn confusing.

>> No.9853829

Its actually pretty easy, you take one taco and you put some shit on it, then you use the other shell, put the same shit, then you use different shit in the former shell. Just do that shit 6 times.

>> No.9853849

>>9853749
Did we really need a chart for ordering tacos...?

>> No.9853847

Autism.

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>>9853604
You're a genius troll, epic for the win. I know you did it for the lulz, too, pedobear.

>> No.9853858

What's the spicy sour cream like?

>> No.9853898

>>9853858
Spicy sour cream

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9853911

A relevant thread for this image? How I've waited for this day.

>> No.9853944

Why are some customers such aspies?

Just order your big mac / whopper or whatever and eat it.

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