/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hello.I am Japanese man.
Do you have questions about Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

Which touhou wud u fuk?

[Anonymous No.]

Prove you're a legit Japanese man and not some pretending baka-gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you post here, instead of on 2ch or Futaba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850588

Yes. I am a white man and I want to impregnate as many Japanese women as I can. How does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

Did a gaijin ever rape your grandparents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850588
How many girls have you molested? Provide stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850588
How expensive is meat if you live in a big city like Tokyo? A friend of mine told me it's so expensive that middle-class housewives only buy it when it's on-sale. Is this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850600
It's difficult question!
I was born in chiba.
Do you know there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850602
I am studying English.
So I wanna communicate American people as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you gay? Would you enjoy sex with an American man like me?
I want to have sex with weak Japanese men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850637
>So I wanna communicate American people as I can.
But /jp/ is composed completely of Finns and Polish girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850620
I don't cook!
So I don't know about it!
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't roleplay as a japanese man with bad english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850646

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850644
I am not gay.
No thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850588
Do you believe in holohoax?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850618
I've never done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850660
What's that?

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

Are there lots of fireflies over there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850607
You are crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

Show us a picture of your passport with another piece of paper showing the date on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you learning English because you want to have sex with white blonde women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850669
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850671
Yes.
Firefiles are seen in the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850678
No.
It's to travel to many countries.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850676
This is a page of my iPhone.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like living in Japan?
What do you like best about living there?
What do you like least about living there?
Do you plan on ever moving?

[Anonymous No.]

I am American man.
Do you have questions about America, Japanese man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850710
I am 19years old.
So I don't know about past wars.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you getting any of Dengeki Bunko's new releases today?

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder if some of these threads are actually legitimate.

[Anonymous No.]

What are your favourite manga Japanese man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850718
That's not quite the same thing, but you put effort into it, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

中出し受けるの喜びを知ってる？

いいこと聞こえる。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850726

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850724
Yes.
Foods are good.
But,japanese gangs are living near my house.
It's the least things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850742
This one is not, but we do get real ones from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850747
This is actually the attitude most young Japanese today take. So he is le serious. Seriously trolling, but still serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850637
if your English is this bad you wouldn't say "wanna"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850751
I wanted to believe the twelve-year-old girl was a real thing so I didn't think too hard about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hallo. I am Ger man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850752
They seriously dont know about past wars?

Do they not know about history in general? Oh god they are becoming like americans now. I am american and I can say this

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850735
Sorry.
I don't have interest about Animation and Otaku culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850742
Sometimes.
I mean, remember when DJ BOKUSATSU used to come by? I'm pretty sure he was legitimately Japanese.

[Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II !AcanomTfOI No.]

I'm the Queen of England, ask me anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850746

これに返事出さないと、本物日本人じゃなくてと思う。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850761
They don't preach an allied view of the war, and if they go too far with a pro japanese one they cause controversy, so instead it's simply skimmed over for the most part. The rest of history is covered as usual.

I for one see this as much better than the "shame on you dirty prussian dogs/ 900 billion goyim never forget" course taught in german schools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850763
Why is the royal family still relevant in any shape or form in England?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850771
figure head

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850762

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>>9850761
I just wish sad things not happen in the world anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850762

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850746
俺は男だからする方だよ笑

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850769
日本語わかるの？
なんか翻訳で作ったような文だけど・・

[Anonymous No.]

Will I have a chance to smell sweaty stinky female Japanese feet one day?

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9850763

>>9850671

[Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II !AcanomTfOI No.]

>>9850771
At this point, of course, it's just continuation of a cultural institution. Other than being head of state, I also act as a representative of England and the Commonwealth internationally. And people like us.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your excuse to not knowing English? Don't pull that "we're Japanese, we don't need English" card, people who say things like that are dumb and not worth the effort. Everyone who lives in a first world country should be able to speak English, especially people in Japan which is supposedly a very advanced nation.

There was a time I used to give a damn about your language and speak it better than every Japanese person I met online speaks English. I'm not a native English speaker, mind you, it's my second language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850718
Use your iPhone to take a picture of some Japanese documents near you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850799
No one likes the queen. Who even knows how old the women is? Everyone is waiting for one of her great great grandchildren to take the throne to see if they do anything interesting with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850763

[Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II !AcanomTfOI No.]

>>9850792
We have some fireflies, but they aren't common, probably due to the climate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850754
Sorry!

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>>9850788

ごめん。ここ、あたしたち皆が女の少女だよ。

男禁止。

>>9850793

自動翻訳って駄目だ。自分で下手な日本語で書いたよ。

まあ、多分本物な日本人だろ、君。

[Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II !AcanomTfOI No.]

>>9850809
Even if I'm not queen for long, my great grandchildren won't see the throne for many, many years to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850836
She was to be the only person around who saw both world wars and the war of 1812!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850807

Japan is in midnight.
If I take the picture,I can't take good pictures.

So I give you a picture of Japanese supermarket I took yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850846
Yesterday, you say?

Are you sure you don't want to correct yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850846

その缶詰（の魚？）は本当に３９円？

すんごい安い…

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850827
2chにいる日本人も「男子禁制！」みたいなことを言ってくる時があるよ笑

日本人だって認めてくれたんだね！
俺も翻訳でどうにか英語打ち込んでるから、君の英語で俺が日本人だってこ
とを証明してよ！
まだみんな信じてないみたいだから。

[Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II !AcanomTfOI No.]

>>9850817
The Commonwealth welcomes people of all nations and faiths, but foreigners must be willing to accept our values, not expect them to change according to their demands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850763
Why aren't you dead yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850846
Any papers you have lying around will do; it doesn't have to be outside.

[Anonymous No.]

how hard is to get laid with a cute cosplayer ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850856
あれ？君は日本人？

これは猫用だよ！

安いよね！

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850866
Oi, I've got this covered, goy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sanic. Fast me anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850880

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of Koreans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850861
>but foreigners must be willing to accept our values, not expect them to change according to their demands.
Based on that image I can see they are accepting your values very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850846
No one cares about you anymore, fake Japanese man.
I mean, the fucking Queen of England is here now. Stop trying to upstage her majesty and show a bit of respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850866
How rude. And there are many people still alive who are older than I am. In any case, when my appointed time will come only God knows, but it hasn't come yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850855
Japanese don't take pictures of oneselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850891
the uk is being overrun by mudbloods. there is no respect for them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850902
forgot your trip "your majesty"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850861
I wonder what went wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850891
I am real Japanese.
I don't care about UK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850917
I am not directly from the UK and that image makes me sad.

[Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II !AcanomTfOI No.]

>>9850866
How rude. And there are many people still alive who are older than I am. In any case, when my appointed time will come only God knows, but it hasn't come yet.

>>9850886
The vast majority of them do, and crime is not something unique to foreigners. Tolerance is also one of our strengths. Of course, respect for tradition and the law is something that can wax and wane, and it's important that communities work together to instill that respect.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhou do you feel best embodies the ideals of the British people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850935
that dead 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Korean girls more attractive than Japanese girls?
Why do Japanese girls only know how to dance para para?
Why do you blame non-Japanese for piracy when in reality many Japanese download anime and games on Bittorrent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850883
I love beautiful korean womens.

But,I don't like their music and dance.
It's called ''K pop'' in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850940
>Why are Korean girls more attractive than Japanese girls?
Subjective

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850599

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>>9850935
I don't watch animation.
I don't know about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850878

日本人ではない。人間用缶詰と思ったし。

>>9850860

コレ難しすぎる…分からない。頼みがあると思う？みんなに、君が日本人を
確認するの欲しがる？（<むりのない文章知らない）

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850949
So you like crooked teeth and weird knees?

[Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II !AcanomTfOI No.]

>>9850917
Values change, and much of that behavior would have been completely unheard of in my youth, but it's hardly respectable behavior today. And with regards to the signs, Britain is a country where criticism of the government is permitted, even if that criticism is unpopular or even abhorrent.

>>9850935
I don't know much about it myself, but I was told that Iku Nagae might be a good representative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850971
I respect your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850965
Subjective

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850940
Do you know AKB48？
They don't dance Para Para.
Watch their videos on Youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850875
Please respond, "Japanese" man.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you been to Okinawa?
How do you feel about foreigners?
Would you hang out with me? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850962
あなたはアメリカの人？

これはペットのやつだよ！

日本人てわかる証拠が欲しいてこと？

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850974
Yeah I know AKB48, but that's just one and overrated group. On the other hand there are many Korean girl groups which have much better looking girls than AKB48 and they aren't as popular.

Whatever they dance looks weird as hell. I'm talking about real dance moves here. Also I didn't say AKB48 danced para para.

You didn't answer my third question.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, I want to sleep now.
The morning will come soon.
Goodnight.
See you next time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850996
frig off dirty corean

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850990
Maybe if you sucked his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I think he wants me to confirm he's Japanese as no one will believe it. Not 100% sure, though.

>>9850987

イギリスから。

いやいや、私もう信じる。証拠があった。

今分かてると思う。上にみた。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851013
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850990
No,I haven't.
I love American people!
Ok!Be my friend please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851013
It would be really easy if he just posted pictures of some Japanese documents with dates on them. Even a magazine. Explain it to him in the nip-language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851013
And I think you should imrpove your Japanese because it's bad and awkward. Also nobody really cares if he's from Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9850996
filthy Kimchy gook

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851026

I'd say he is. He writes well.

>>9851030

It's an ongoing journey. I can't instantly become good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851013
ありがとう！信じてくれるんだねー！

イギリスか！イギリスはお洒落なイメージがあるなあ
いつか行ってみたいな！

なんかみんな韓国人について聞いてくるけど、そんなに日本人と韓国人て似
てるかな？

英語圏の人には見分けつかないって聞いたけど

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851030
>Also nobody really cares if he's from Japan.
Becuase nobody knows for sure if he is really japanese or not.

we get many posters here who claim they are japanese but we always write it off as just trolls so we get used to the idea that anyone who claims they are japanese are just faking it.

If we knew he was really japanese people would care a bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851004
He's right though. AKB48 are ugly and talentless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851045
They arent ugly. They arent talentless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851041
And I'd say he's probably not, because providing proof would be exceedingly easy and he hasn't done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851026
Do you want me to show Japanese Posters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851045
Atsuko Maeda（Leader of AKB48）is bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

His english is wrong, his unwillingness to provide proof is certainly suspicious, and the fact he's pretending not to understand despite having no issues with more advanced use of the english language suggests he's lying, the fact he's a coreaboo suggests he's just doing this to get a rise out of people as well.

The queen is right, he's just jumping on the bandwagon since we've gotten a few japs lately, who were at least a little insightful, while this guy has done nothing but make empty claims. The fact this is just a plea for attention is also in how the OP was written, actual japs never do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851043

かれらがまだ信じない。書類とか雑誌とかの写真を頼んだ。電気で写真がい
いかも。

「お洒落」ってね…>>9850917の絵は事実ほぼ。たくさん悪人いる。

韓国人がなんか冗談だろ。見分けが何だかはっきりじゃない。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851041
That's not an excuse to not double or even triple checking yourself. Nobody asked you to become instantly good.

>>9851044
>>9851054
Judging by the way he writes I'd say that he's either Japanese or someone who's proficient in the language. As I said, even if it turns out he's a genuine Japanese there's still nothing much to it. There are plenty of Japanese people on language exchange sites.

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>>9851101
今日本は深夜で、俺もiPhoneで布団に入りながら打ってるから、写真撮るのめ
んどくさいのよね笑

とにかく君が信じてくれてよかった。

イギリスに何があったか知らないけど君は良い人だと思うよ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851128
His japanese is alright, and it's consistent.
His english is all over the place, and while he might be communicating through his phone by typing with his teeth while riding a bike backwards through heavy traffic, I'm going to go ahead to say he's trying to mask his proficiency in the language. Why ever would someone do such a thing?

But I'm sure someone who knows very little about 4chan decided to stop by the otaku culture board to say they don't like otaku culture, corea is strong, and then refuse to back up their claims of being japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851101
眠いんで寝ますー

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851128

How will checking more help when this is the limit of my ability?

I can't check for mistakes more thoroughly when I do not know yet how to find them.

Sorry, I don't wish to sound arrogant, it's just short of another year of learning, I can do no better.

>>9851135

証拠見えるまで、かれらが信じない。先、日本人を事寄せる人があったし。


お世辞、ありがとう。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9851141
>and while he might be communicating through his phone by typing with his teeth while riding a bike backwards through heavy traffic
Okay you made me laugh there.