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/jp/, the Touhou characters are all going on a secret vacation mission to whatever fucking country you live in. They have asked you, for some odd reason, to nickname them all so they can go by these code names so they won't get caught. Don't worry about the wardrobe, we got some guy from Milan to help with that.

So, what do you nickname them?

>> No.9842147

Cute Woxxy pic

>> No.9842153

>>9842147
Too on the nose, try something else.

>> No.9842238

>>9842146
Reimu is now Chastity Faith. She's pure but fun.
Suwako is now Clare, just Clare. Pretends to be Sanaes love child.
Sanae is now Missy Valentine. It's the name of a slut.
Remilia is now Ellie. Pretends to be Suwakos sister.
Sakuya is now Sarah Wentworth. She only goes by Wentworth and resents the less-than-regal name her parents gave her.
Koishi is now Fey Demerta, with a German accent. Rarely talks so she doesn't need a cover story.

>> No.9842251
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>>9842238
>Sanae is now Missy Valentine. It's the name of a slut.

>> No.9842255

I change every Touhou's name to "DrThickDick69" except for Flan who is now "The Situation".

>> No.9842257

>>9842238
Stop bullying Sanae

>> No.9842265

>>9842251
>>9842257
What ar your favorite Touhous? I can work my magic on them all! She is a slut.

>> No.9842271
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>>9842265
Mine's easy, since you can probably pair it with something alcohol related.

>> No.9842283

>>9842265
chen

>> No.9842310

>>9842271
Irda Muirenn. A traditional Irish name (I think) that also happens to sound like the kind of words that pop out of an all-too-happy drunk's mouth every once in a while.

>>9842283
Scott Rogers. Everybody will laugh and think she's a funny little kid and won't question how the tails and ears move.

>> No.9842348

Reimu is Roos
Marisa is Isa
Youmu is Jasmijin
Sanae is Sanne
Cirno is Saar
Flandre is Femke
Remilia is Romy
Sakuya is Sterre

>> No.9842409

All of their named but backwards. That'll be 20 gensokyo dollars.

>> No.9842471

>>9842409
What currency does Gensokyo use?

>> No.9842531
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9842531

Reimu = Reetta
Marisa = Mari
Alice = Liisa
Remilia = Liinu
Patchouli = Paula
Youmu = Milla
Sanae = Saara

Hope I'm doing this right.

>> No.9842534

>>9842471
Cocks

>> No.9842537

>>9842471
Rape dollars.

>> No.9842556

>>9842531
Which Finn name is better? Options:
Kokko
Pekka
Jonne
Kakko
Kikko
Kukko

>> No.9842566
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>>9842556
kokkiko

>> No.9842712

>>9842531
Wouldn't Joona make more sense?

>> No.9842775

>>9842712
Yes lets give a boy's name to... Oh I see.

>> No.9842819

Parsee is now "Dumpy FlattBlatt".

This is non-negotiable.

>> No.9842878

>>9842471
Red squares with the letter P on them.

>> No.9842886

>>9842819
Why you gotta be like that?

>> No.9842890

Reimu = Madam Barbar
Marisa = Jetsripper
Cirno = Deep Strider
Chen = Rolling
Sakuya = Wolfgunblood
Remilia = Viblack
Flandre = Destroyer Prototype
Meiling = Xi-Tiger
Patchouli = Seven Force
Youmu = Sniper Honeyviper

>> No.9842895

Just give them all their equivalent spurdo name

>> No.9842903
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9842903

Bell.

>> No.9842948

Reimu = Ms. armpit cowtits / Milk
Sanae = Gangnam Style / Alien / Sgt. Frog
Marisa = Britney / Brittany

>> No.9842990

Chen = Kat
Sakuya = Jenny Titor
Ran = DMC
Orin = Lola
Yuyuko = Sally
Patchouli = Hewlett
Flandre = N.W.A
Remilia = Gaillard
Rumia = Lumia
Cirno = CERN
Alice = Alicia
Youmu = Marshmallow
Reisen = Dazs

>> No.9844356

>>9842890
Where the HELL are you from?

>> No.9845227

Reimu = Recia
Marisa = Maria
Sakuya = Sacha
Youmu = Sofia
Sanae = Penelope (short for Pene)

>> No.9845250

>>9845227
I lol'd

>> No.9845253

>>9842348
Ik ben het hier niet mee eens.

>> No.9845281

Reimu = Ramona
Marisa = Maria
Alice = Alondra
Remilia = Rocio
Patchouli = Paula
Youmu = Yesenia
Sanae = Selena
Yukari= Maribel
Cirno = Taco
Komachi = Juanita

>> No.9845289

>>9842146
>to whatever fucking country you live in

I read that in Woxxy's voice.

>> No.9845322

Reimu is Riona
Marisa is Mary
Youmu is Yseult
Sanae is Siobhan
Cirno is Sibeal
Flandre is Fionnula
Remilia is Rori
Sakuya is Sorcha

>> No.9845329

>>9845289
Woxxy doesn't have a voice

>> No.9845332

>>9845281
reimu : raquel
marisa : mariana
sanae : sofia
yukari : mercedez
remilia : remilia
sakuya : doris
patchouly : carmen
meiling : isabel

..

>> No.9845385

>>9845329
He's Italian-Jewish. It's not exactly hard to imagine what he sounds like.

>> No.9845392

Reimu is Reishastein
Marisa is Maryberg
Youmu is Yawehstine
Sanae is Shanaberg
Cirno is Bakadavids
Flandre is Flambraham
Remilia is Raliya
Sakuya is Shekelya

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>>9845289
dont bully woxxles

>> No.9845750

>>9842537
Rapes smell wonderful. But how do you make them into paper? Or is it normal paper with a picture of a rape on it?

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