/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What are YOUR ten desires /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Put it in 10x

[Anonymous No.]

All of them involve sucking a dick

[Anonymous No.]

1-9: Dick sucked by a Tou-Bro
10: Safety Chair

[Ryuudou !!rZwkdiE9guZ No.]

Clean /jp/
purge /jp/ of infidels
Remove Polish kebab
Make touhou game
Marry a Touhou
Get elected most influent person on 4chin
Becoming the moderator
Deleting /v/ and /b/
Philippines best country in the world
Marry Milk~Nohryonnnnn

[Anonymous No.]

Immortality. Nothing else is needed.

[Anonymous No.]

Living a happy and beautiful life. That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

Magical book loli that calls me Master.
Obtain proper immortality.
Become the king of everything.
Recover understanding of higher levels of existence.
Return to higher levels of existence.
Overthrow proper order and heirarchy of higher planes of existence.
Locate previous versions of myself.
Destroy them.
Expand my empire throughout the infinite conceptual expanses of the varied orders of reality.
Enjoyee my lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841474
You listed /jp/ twice

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841474
#true/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

To be able to take it easy
To have sufficient money to live without worry
To own a loli cat girl
To own a loli dog girl
To own a loli maid
To have a loli wife
For all women to look like lolis and never grow elderly
To never grow elderly
To own another loli maid
To have health insurance

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to become a halfway decent...
...artist.
...programmer.
...musician.
...mathematician, maybe?

Get more fit.

I'd like to make a large sum of money somehow.

Somehow advance the free, open-source movement.

And do something to make peoples' lives better.

And, maybe, just maybe find a cute girl that could at least put forth the impression of tolerating me in some capacity.

And do this all before I become old and useless at 30, at which point I'll probably off myself because I honestly don't enjoy much about life other than my aspirations.

I know that's both terribly generic and unrealistic, but, that's what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841647

You listed loli 5 times.

I think you're a pedo.

[cocksucker2012 No.]

cocksss xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841687
Learn to count, normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841678

> old and useless at 30

This is what I think, too. Every day I tell myself I'll shoot myself before I get too old... but fuck, I know I'm not going to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841689

> To own a loli cat girl
> To own a loli dog girl
> To own a loli maid
> To have a loli wife
> own another loli maid

That's 5 times, pedo-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

Cigarettes
Eroge
Internet
To be able to live comfortably without working
A nice, cozy apartment
Tasty food
Alcohol
A cute childhood friend to go drinking with occasionally

I think that pretty much covers it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841706

b-but you can't count "all women"

that doesn't count

[Anonymous No.]

To be pure

To spread happiness

To learn Japanese, Chinese, Korean, and Thai

To make a living from home

To meet Jessica Jung and get her autograph

To draw better

To learn to program

To release a game

To be cute

To be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841687
I listed loli 6 times and it's not pedo if all adult women look like that. Also I mean the ~11-13ish kind, not the <10 kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9841703
>For all women to look like lolis and never grow elderly

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know what i desire anymore beyond sitting at home and not dying of cancer or a brain tumor.

[Anonymous No.]

To be a girl
To be cute
To be 5"1' tall
To have a cute voice
To be good at singing
To be good at art
To be good at games
To have cute friends
To work for Valve
To live forever