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9839532 No.9839532 [Reply] [Original]

What's your excuse for not taking the JLPT yet?

>> No.9839535

Exams and certificates are the biggest scam ever conceived by a gentile.

>> No.9839552
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9839552

I was a NEET for two years after graduating college. I pretended to be looking for a job and blamed the bad economy on not being able to find it. Unfortunately I got a job found for me and had no excuse to turn it down. The first few months were rough, especially because I kept sneaking glances at 4chan on the computer I worked on.

As time I went on more and more people kept recognizing me at work (despite all the efforts I put into hiding away). People would compliment me on my efforts, work became more intense but the challenge proved exciting, and for the first time in years I felt a sense of accomplishment, importance, and purpose. Now I have many friends in the company, and there's a wonderful sense of unity knowing I suffer as most of the 1st world citizens suffer, while still contributing a little bit to the world.

And besides, I still get the weekends off to do whatever I want.

>> No.9839575

Because I don't know Japanese.

>> No.9839585

>>9839535
Except if you are trying to prove something to an employer.

I'll try the JLPT after finishing my year in Japan

>> No.9839588

Because I can't speak Japanese.

>> No.9839590

>>9839552
the first rule of the feel club, you do not feel within or outside the club

>> No.9839609

How many eroge do I need to read before I know Japanese well enough to pass JLPT?

>> No.9839616

I neither want to work in japan nor am I ever going to work as anything related to the japanese language
So I'll just keep save the money and stick to reading eroge if you don't mind.

>> No.9839623

>>9839609
233 and a half.

>> No.9839624
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>>9839552
>I suffer as most of the 1st world citizens suffer, while still contributing a little bit to the world.
See? That wasn't so hard, was it? Keep it up.

>> No.9839626

But I'm JLPT5 and I'll take the 3 next year.

>> No.9839640

>>9839624
Why are you Jews so evil?

Serious question.

>> No.9839645

>>9839626
So you're going to exchang a completely useless certificate for a slightly less useless certificate? That's probably going to be worth it

>> No.9839653

>>9839640
http://www.kevinmacdonald.net/books.htm

>> No.9839651

>>9839640
Jews aren't even that evil. It's just that normals are really easy prey. They'd be stupid not to take advantage of them. I can't blame them.

>> No.9839656

>>9839645
I take it as milestones in my study since I find it to be a valid way of testing my skills. I couldn't care less about the certificate.

>> No.9839718
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>>9839640
>>9839651

>> No.9839887

>>9839718
Are these actual quotes? Because if so, goddamn.

>> No.9839898

>>9839887
You can google them, for example here's the first one

>> No.9839903

>>9839898
trumanlibrary.org/diary/page21.htm

>> No.9839906

>>9839718
>>9839887
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Judaism#Misattributed

>> No.9839960

>>9839906
>More information is avallabe at "The Franklin Prophecy : An Anti-Semitic Hoax Gets New Life on the Internet" at Jewish Post.com
You tried at least.

>> No.9839977

>>9839960
Did you even bother reading the link name?

>> No.9840033

>>9839718
I doubt many of those quotes are actually genuine.

>> No.9840048

>>9839906

>> No.9840057

>>9840048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIYhE-hei2Y

>> No.9843394

>>9839532
Because I am not japanese

>> No.9843408

>>9839532
Do I have to be able to write/speak Japanese to do the test? Or can I just read it?

>> No.9843413

>>9839645
It's pretty much the only japanese certification that people give a shit about.

>> No.9844248

>>9843413
If you cleared level 1, yeah.

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