/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You're at a casino and you go to the roulette table. The roulette man makes you a one-time offer: you can bet 10 autism bucks, and if the ball lands on black, you win nothing. However, if the ball lands on red, you win 100,000,000 autism bucks, just like that.

1. Do you take the bet?
2. If so, why don't you believe in God?

[Anonymous No.]

who wouldnt do that bet???
i dont believe in god because my daddy used to beat me before we went to church

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>7 years old
>dog is dying
>talking with mom
>"Don't worry son, God has a plan."
>"was killing both your parents and your brother through cancer part of that plan"
>she cries
>twenty years later
>now she's dying of cancer

Bitch got owned. Atheist pride, niggers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839337
Epic fucking greentext story /b/rotha.

[Anonymous No.]

You're at a casino and you go to the russian roulette table. The roulette man makes you a one-time offer: you can bet 10 autism bucks, and if you die, you win nothing. However, if you live, you win 100,000,000 autism bucks, just like that. There are bullets in 5 out of the 6 chambers.

1. Do you take the bet?
2. If so, why don't you believe in God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839354
Do casinos have Russian roulette tables? Maybe *in* Russia?

Seriously, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839354
It should be the other way around, 1 out of 6.

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>>9839337
Fuck her before it's too late.

Nobody likes a cold salad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839361
Does Canadians call Canadian bacons as just "bacons"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839394
You's am dicks, skwisgar.