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9838717 No.9838717 [Reply] [Original]

how do you fund your neet lifestyle

>> No.9838722

>>9838717
I feel really sorry for anzu in the top panel, its just really sad to see.

>> No.9838723

by asking for sause

>> No.9838728

>>9838722
How is it sad? Look at all that cash.

>> No.9838731

I want to be anzu

>> No.9838756

Life would be so easy if I was a little girl...

>> No.9838765

>>9838723
http://exhentai.org/g/531529/962bd055c3/
Here you go :)

>> No.9838768

>>9838731
I want to smell her cum and sweat soaked bunny.

>> No.9838777

Parents

>> No.9838786

How smooth is your NEET skin?

>> No.9838803
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9838803

I wish I was cute like anzuchang.

I wish I was anzuchang.

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>>9838731
>>9838756
>>9838803

>> No.9838816
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>>9838813
What the hELL?

>> No.9838831

my dad is giving me stock when im 21
parents atm but I don't buy anything so its just electricity I guess

>> No.9838836
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>> No.9839082

if we all give $1 to each other then we will surely all get money to help ourselves

>> No.9839123

>>9839082
I doubt there are more than 50 of us here.

>> No.9839146

>>9838717
How can she be a NEET if she's engaging in the world's oldest profession?

>> No.9839763

What is she going to do when she's too old and no one wants her anymore?

>> No.9839766

Disability benefits.

>> No.9839775

>>9839123
because if there were more of us, it would totally work

>> No.9839776

What was she doing?

Professional Pillow Fighter?

>> No.9839793

>>9838717

Yet another delicious Anzu doujinshi.

Thank you for bringing it to my attention, OP.

>> No.9839810

>>9839766
You mean pretending you have some "mental disability" so you can mooch off the tax dollars of people who work their asses off despite all the problems in their lives?

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9839805

I read the first panel, and I thought the girl was masturbating with the stuffed rabbit, and then giving it money.

>> No.9839820

>>9839810
Being envious of someone with a mental disability is a new low for your normals.

>> No.9839826

>>9839810
It's not pretending, I've been diagnosed by several professionals. I think they'd know better than some random Internet guy.

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>>9839820
Don't load up my post with your shitty worldview. People using mental problems as an excuse to avoid living like everyone else are repulsively lazy human beings. Human leeches and fungi.

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9839842

>>9839831
And it's you're fault, nerd. You made us this way and now you're paying the price (out of your taxes)

You reap what you sow, normal.

>> No.9839844

>>9839826
Look at the poor baby, he has to get a doctors note from social soft-science liberal "professionals" to masturbate over his victim complex so he can avoid work.

>> No.9839840

>>9838765
sad panda?

>> No.9839850

>>9839842
pedo why did you save that pic

>> No.9839858

>>9839831
Your christian faith says you need to love them anyway.

>> No.9839860

>>9839831
Not being white is abnormal now apparently.

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>>9839844
Thanks for your hard work, I'll be using it towards the purchase of more video games this week.

>> No.9839874

>>9839831
>I'm not an atheist
You have some mental problems/retardation, dude.

>> No.9839876

>>9839831
Why are you even here?

>> No.9839882

>>9839831
>Not otaku
So you have no passion?
>Christian
So you are retarded?
>White
So you are racist?
>Heterosexual
So you are a closet homosexual?
>Proud
So you are insecure?

>> No.9839885
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9839885

>>9839858
Jesus used a parable to describe a landowner who gave his servants money while he went away. The servants who used their masters money to accrue more wealth were rewarded when the master returned, but the one who did nothing with the money given to him was chastised.

Jesus expects us to use the gifts and life we are given and not just waste it idling around. As a die-hard Republican I will always encourage men and women to build their own lives and use the gifts God Almighty has given us.

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9839889

anzu thread?

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9839893

>>9839885

USA USA USA USA USA!!!

>> No.9839896

>>9839889
why is she abominated ?

>> No.9839902

>>9839885

I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message.

>> No.9839908

>>9839902
stop samefagging and leave.

>> No.9839917

>>9839889
I'll masturbate later to that thanks to you~

>> No.9839918

>>9839908
Don't worry, I'll be gone all week. But you have to put up with me for the rest of today.

>> No.9839919

>>9839917

I would also, but alas I already masturbated today.

>> No.9839987

>>9839889
Post more, please

>> No.9839990

Nothing gets me off more than the thought of other people masturbating to things I post on an imageboard.

>> No.9840008

>>9839990

Are you me?

>> No.9840036

Proper young girls do not engage in such abhorrent affairs.

>> No.9840050

>>9840036
Who said that Anzuchang is a girl?

>> No.9840066

>>9840050
An Anonymous source.

>> No.9840100

>>9840096
Fanart.

>> No.9840096

>>9840050
see
>>9839889
no penis

>> No.9840104

>>9840100
Fanart which is accurate to her anatomy.

>> No.9840118

>>9840104
that is official, no one else can draw her that good

>> No.9840162

I kill people every 3 to 4 months. It pays about 30,000 pesos, more or less. (I live in the Philippines, unfortunately.

>> No.9840171

>>9840162
30000 Philippine pesos = 724.2870 US dollars.

Living there looks cheap.

>> No.9840183

>>9840171
Depends. I pay 13000 a month for rent, which includes electricity and water, though its not the best living conditions. Though I get wifi which is great. Occasionally, I ask my cousin to send me some money from New Jersey.

>> No.9840184

>>9840162
You must be one of the super elite in the Philippines, being able to speak English and own a computer.

Not so many households have a stable electricity and a computer with an internet connection, right?
Like people on the small islands. Living with monkeys.

>> No.9840190

I'm not a NEET anymore.

>> No.9840192

>>9840184
Haha. Even the "squatters" here know how to speak english to a certain degree. Most do. Though people here are fucking stupid at times. Riots are common place.

>> No.9840204

>>9838717
sauce NAO

>> No.9840207

>>9840162
I dont get it. You're a serial killer who kills every now and then, and everyone of your victims CONVENIENTLY has about 30k more or less for you to steal? I smell bullshit.

>> No.9840211

>>9840204
Someone already posted it, turbonerd.

>> No.9840213

>>9840211
but sad panda, fucker
stop keeping secrets to yourself or else

>> No.9840215

>>9840207
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_killing

>> No.9840222

>>9840207
No. I'm not a thief. And 30k is just the average. I've gotten up to 80k for certain occasions. I spend my free time alone and I torrent VNs at night, since the internet is too slow during the daytime. :3

>> No.9840238

You're a contract dick sucker.

>> No.9840234

>>9840213
try googling the name

(COMIC1☆6) [AMBIVALENCE (Minazuki Tsuyuha)] Anzuri (THE IDOLM@STER CINDERELLA GIRLS) [English] =LWB=

>> No.9840236

>>9840215
I don't get it, in many cases wouldn't it be obvious the person who paid you was involved with the murder of the other person, and surely a normal would just give the police your name to get less jail time

>> No.9840244

>>9840222
Do you arrange the murders so as to create closed room mysteries?

>> No.9840247

>>9840213
It's really not hard to figure out.

>> No.9840248

>>9840236
Not everyone is so easily swayed, Anonymous. Some people do have a sense of duty despite whatever preconceived notions of “normals” you may have.

>> No.9840261

>>9840234
thanks

>> No.9840256

>>9840236
I'm not goddamn Jason Statham or Jean Reno. You don't find me on the Deepweb, give me someone's name and address, and I search them down with some high-tech gadgets and take 'em out. Philippines is full of monkey syndicates. I don't choose the victims.

>> No.9840279

>>9840244
No. I'm not that good.

>> No.9840293

>>9840236
They use laundered money. There's no benefit for a client to reveal his contracted. Only is benefit for the captured killer to reveal his clients.

>> No.9840295

>>9840162
Reported for illegal content. I hope the mods see this and a couple of innocent lives are spared.

>> No.9840297

>>9840295
There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

>> No.9840303

>>9840297
There is such a thing, otherwise the term would've never come into existence.

Dummyhead.

>> No.9840305

/jp/ - Hitmen culture

>> No.9840320

>>9840162
Gentleman Yian Kut Ku? There was a mexican namefag on /v/ who worked for the mexican drug cartell.

>> No.9840333

>>9840320
Nope. Not me.

>> No.9840334

>>9840320
>>>/v/

>> No.9840338

>>9840334
What's the link for?

>> No.9840339

>>9840305

i like the idea of a mafia hitman killing to fund his purchase of figurines

>> No.9840348

How do I become a hitman? I've been practicing for the past few years and I would say that I'm pretty good for an amateur.

>> No.9840352

>>9840348
Playing assassins creed doesn't count.

>> No.9840355

>>9840339
Killing people during the day and reading VNs during the night.

>> No.9840358

What's your favorite way to kill? I assume you use some sort of clean method like suffocation, but what would you like to use if there was no increased chance of detection between them?

>> No.9840361

>>9840348
how many people have you killed?

>> No.9840364

>>9840339
Pft, I fucking wish. I own a few figurines, but that's it. I went to a con once and I wanted to buy a dakimakura, but the shit costs way over my budget. Sometimes my pay is barely enough to cover PLDT (wifi). I even had to spent several weeks at an internet shop. Life's hard sometimes. ;_;

>> No.9840372

>>9840364
>Not becoming a thief and joining the pink panthers.
Step it up.

>> No.9840371

>>9840361
My resume only has six homeless people on it so far, that's why I'm hoping to get picked up.

>> No.9840388

>>9840358
It depends. Suppressed firearms work, but ambushing someone with an ice pick in a smelly restroom also does the job. Suffocation/strangling someone can be fucking difficult, so I don't usually go with that.

>> No.9840396

>>9840364
Dakimakura of whom?

>> No.9840402

>>9840364
If someday I'll become rich, you want to be my personal butler? Or if you are cure enough, my personal crossdressing maid assassin.

>> No.9840407

>>9840371
Are you for real? WHY

>> No.9840412

>>9840388
>Suppressed firearms

>ice pick

confirmed for trolling

>> No.9840418

>>9840407
I did my research beforehand, they were all totally without any family or connections.

>> No.9840421

There is such a thing as innocent. I know, I am one.

I've never had any form of drug, I even refuse most medication. I was abused in multiple ways since I was a child. I've never harmed anyone. I'm still a vergin.

I don't even curse. I'm basically a blank slate empty of "sin" Unless you count fapping, then I'm dirty as HELL

>> No.9840427

>>9840396
Akari from YuruYuri

>> No.9840436

>>9840388
If you are serious this will not put you in high demand as its much too messy. Stabbings are high blood. Shootings are fine but you put yourself at higher risk if you are not careful with the sound profile of the area.

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>>9840427
I'm sure she'll forgive your blood stained sins, Anon-kun.

>> No.9840458

>>9840436
As long as they're no witnesses or incriminating evidence left behind, it's pretty much all set. I doubt third world organized crime cares much for professionalism. This isn't "The Mechanic,"

>> No.9840459

>>9839831
Agree with you. I love how these new /jp/ers pretend to give a shit about other people, just so they can make people who are better off than them feel like shit.
>NEETs are faggots
>Fuck you normal/nuerotypical, I'm a special snowflake and I don't need to live by your standards/I'm buttmad I have no life

>> No.9840461

>>9840436
I would assume cops in the Philippines aren't as overly thorough as in the states/elsewhere.

>> No.9840467
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9840467

Who is Anzuchang?

What is the source of the OP manga?

Why is Byakuren holding a banner that says COCKS above this text box?

>> No.9840470

>>9840388
Do you kill women and children also or are you a sexist pig?

>> No.9840483

>>9840470
Women, yeah. I haven't done any children, though. Children are cute.

>> No.9840500

>>9840458
Stabbing has an increased chance of evidence left behind.
Shootings leaves higher chance of witnesses.

To be fair I don't know what sort of sound profile the Philps have so a surpressed gun might not be terribly noticeable.

>> No.9840501

>>9840355
Sounds like some twisted arc of Sailor Moon.

>> No.9840510

>>9840305
I would rather be a vigilante who gets money for enforcing justice.

>> No.9840533

Man, this just shows how normalfaggotry is much safer than being a NEET/otaku or whatever the fuck you all are. The majority of you pedophiles, drug users, or autists. Now we're adding contract killers to the list

>> No.9840532

>>9840510
vigilantes dont get paid
you need rich dead parents to be a vigilante

>> No.9840536

>>9840510
But vigilantes don't make money, they are rich, lite the goddamn Batman or homeless like Rorschach.

>> No.9840548

>>9840533
but he's not a NEET, killing people is his job

>> No.9840547

>>9840510
How do you expect to make money from killing people who make money?

>> No.9840558

>>9840532
>>9840536
Not all vigilantes are rich though.
I always wanted to be a hero of justice. And getting money for things you like to do sounds good.

>> No.9840568

>>9840548
Fine. Otaku. Still disgusting scum of the earth.

>> No.9840584

>>9840568
so what are you doing on /jp/

>> No.9840585

>>9840548
Seems to be more like an odd-job type of thing.

Sorta like cleaning the neighbor lady's roof gutter for $20 once in a while.
You wouldn't call that a job.

>> No.9840591

>>9840547
I suppose I could make some money, since almost all of those corrupted, evil bastards are super rich.
Even dirty money can be spent on good things, like figurines, games and such.

>> No.9840600

>>9840584
He's free to do as he pleases. There's no rule against browsing boards.

>> No.9840601

>>9840585
if you do it every few months and it pays your rent/food/whatever, then yeah it's a job

>> No.9840602

>>9840532
What about Rorschach? He was just the illegitimate child of a whore who could barely pay his rent.

>> No.9840613

>>9840600
but why is he here

>> No.9840614

>>9840601
I suppose I can see that.
Doesn't really seem "jobby" to me though, but I see your point.

>> No.9840616

>>9840602
He was more of a moralist vigilante, not a justice vigilante.

>> No.9840619

>>9840602
and look what happened to him

>> No.9840620

>>9840591
No one is going to pay you for taking out "evil" people unless you are doing it under contract from another evil person.
If you were a true vigilante in that situation, you would kill both people, and make no money.

>> No.9840624

>>9840613
Obviously he's here to stir shit up and ruffle panties.
It seems to be working.
Ignore these shitheads and they'll get bored of trying to LOLLEEPICTROLLXDDD

>> No.9840625

>>9840613
No idea.

He can be here for any reason or no reason at all, though.

>> No.9840636

>>9840162
Are there a lot of people with your hobbies and interests in the Philippines?

>> No.9840641

>>9840620
>If you were a true vigilante in that situation, you would kill both people, and make no money.
That's why I'll take them, instead of making them.

>> No.9840650

>>9840636
I'm not sure, since I don't interact with others much. Though I think there are a few, since figurines are sold in a lot of stores, and they have cons here. Also tagalog-dubbed anime is shown a lot on tv.

>> No.9840688

whc 2hu wud u mrdr wit?

>> No.9840691

>>9840688
ur mum

>> No.9840711

Anzuchang would be even more sexy, if she were younger. When I googled her age (17) my boner diminished...

>> No.9840715

>>9840711
Wow, what a granny.

>> No.9840722

>>9840711
You could just imagine some of the fanart is of her but younger, that's what I do. She can't have changed much.

>> No.9840739

>>9840722
nice hack mate

>> No.9840746

>>9839882
How is being white racist?

>> No.9840761

>>9840746
anti-racist is code for anti-white

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9840946

Has this been translated into English yet?

>> No.9840952

/jp/ brand Autism Buxx(TM)

>> No.9840955

>>9840650
How can I contact you if I want someone murdered?

>> No.9840963
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9840963

I make and sell fursuits to furries.
It's amazing how much money these wackos will pay.

>> No.9840967

>>9840963
I'll give you 5000$ to wear a fursuit to the next meetup that moot has.

Deal?

>> No.9840984

>>9840946
"The pleasure of being already dead".

>> No.9840985

>>9840184
what the hell, everyone can speak english, computer cafes are cheap while electricity can go out sometimes it is not that kind of permanent event.

>> No.9840989

>>9840984
>"The pleasure of being already dead
inside"

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9841014

>>9840946
Why not post the back page of that doujinshi?

>> No.9841023 [DELETED] 

>>9840967
I don't go to mootups.
Also I already feel uncomfortable enough making these darn things. I don't think I could bring myself to wearing one.

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>>9840967
I don't go to mootups.
Also I already feel uncomfortable enough making these darn things. I don't think I could bring myself to wearing one.

>> No.9841059

I tried applying for foodstamps but can't get them because I'm not a single mom or disabled. I have to pay sales tax on food I can barely afford. Thanks for nothing, government.

>> No.9841068

>>9841059
What shitty state do you live in that puts a sales tax on food?

>> No.9841073

>>9841068
What makes you think I'm an amerifat, amerifat?

>> No.9841077

>>9841073
I'm not even fat. You're hurting my feelings.

>> No.9841078

>>9841073
Because I'm pretty sure that Europe has value-added taxes, not sales taxes, and that you aren't Asian. Africa has no welfare to speak of, so that can't be it, and I'm just assuming that it isn't a dirty brown country or Canada either.

>> No.9841089

>>9841068
Hawaii

>>9841073
You aren't me

>> No.9841105

>>9841089
You aren't me.

>>9841078
I am Asian though.

>> No.9841120

Mental Disability, plus I work part time as a "courtesy clerk" at a grocery store so that I feel like less of a leech. I calculated it once, and found I'd make more money not working, but as low as life form as I am, I can at least push carts and bag people's groceries a few days a week.

And for those of you who think that mental problems are made up, I'll just say that you should be grateful for the fact that you can't imagine a situation where your own mental faculties could be inadequate for basic survival. You may think that you've spent your whole life working for everything you have, and for that reason despise those who think they've had it harder based simply on something being wrong with their heads, but as honest as your own effort might be, some people are born to fail, and denying the existence of difficulties beyond the ones you personally face is incredibly ignorant.

Honestly, people like me would be homeless or dead in a third world country, and I'm grateful to the government for paying my rent.

>> No.9841127

>>9841120
>I work part time as a "courtesy clerk" at a grocery store so that I feel like less of a leech
Woah, get out, normie.

>> No.9841139

>>9841127
As I said, it only means grocery bagger and cart pusher. That's a job even a retard can do.

Literally. The only person that has been there longer than me is even worse off in the brain department.

>> No.9841214

These idiots actually believe this guy is a hitman. I don't believe it.

>> No.9841279

>>9841120
I see some old people doing bagging sometimes, is it true baggers only get paid in tips?

>> No.9841324

>>9841214
Because we want to believe! Don't you want to be a hitman? Not a fat pinoy peice of trash like him, but maybe a Gunslinger Girl, or if you don't want to go that far, someone like Leon the Professional who gets to fuck 12 year olds.

>> No.9841343

>>9841279
Not here, at least. We get minimum wage, and actually aren't allowed to accept tips where I work.

But yeah, most of the people working the job are old and/or mentally handicapped. Just a place to feel like someone actually appreciates you being there.

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9841424

>>9839831
Remember how you bullied that quiet kid who was having family problems in 6th grade?
Well you'll be paying taxes for the rest of your life whilst he gets to live a nice quiet life thanks to all your hard work.

Thanks for the video games, pizza, chow mein, new hard-drive and fresh food that I ordered earlier this week, pal!
It sure is wonderful getting hundreds of non-taxable dollars a week. ( ^____^)

>> No.9843444 [DELETED] 

>>9841214
Are't you a real human being?

>> No.9843885

Do most of you NEETs have the money to fund your hobbies as well? Such as figs, games, imported shit, etc.
One thing I never understood was how Japanese NEETs are able to afford such things, especially doujinshi. I was wondering if you /jp/ers were at the same level of affluency.

>> No.9843894

>>9843885
Japan has a much higher sense of familial responsibility, which includes sending money to your kids, even if they aren't working or doing much of anything.

It's part one of why Japan doesn't doesn't have homeless people. Part two being that they don't feed their homeless.

>> No.9843915

>>9838786
smooth as a 20 year old who has had acne for the last 7 years.

>> No.9843926

>>9843894
>Japan doesn't doesn't have homeless people
This is false. There are quite a few homeless even there.

>> No.9843930

>>9843926
To be specific, it's an exaggeration.

>> No.9844075

>>9843915

smooth as a 25 year old who has had acne since he's 8 and still has it

>> No.9844088

>>9844075
I'm currently on accutane. The scars bother me more than anything. I have a dark red acne scar right in the middle of my lip (where the little bump is). It really depresses me. I've been using contractubex since about the 20th of September but haven't noticed much of a change.

Also, I'm depressed about being 20. I feel old. I wish I were still a teenager.

>> No.9844193

in all seriousness how long are your parents going to support you guys forever?

>> No.9844201

>>9844088
>I'm currently on accutane

I took that once on low-dose. Hair started falling/thinning, took about a year to recover it all

Never again

>> No.9844347

>>9841214
You're just envious because you missed talking to the hitman

>> No.9844369

>>9841424
People like you die at 40 at best, thanks to sucha lifestyle. I have seen your kind of case more than once.

>> No.9844374

>>9844369
Arguably better than living to an age where you need other people to wipe your ass.

>> No.9844390

>>9844374
If the lives of all the older in my family is any indication, I will probably reach 90 years old still being independent and well of mind.

Despite their flaws, my family on both sides are extremely tough.

>> No.9844392

>>9844374
I hope an android girl will lick my ass clean.

>> No.9844410

>>9844369
habbamia sanoi gettu :--DDD

translation: sour grapes said the fox

>> No.9844412

>>9844410
wow dude are you finnish? that's epic!

>> No.9844416
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9844416

>>9844412
:--P ^^

>> No.9850570

>>9839831
>>9840459
Sometimes /jp/ still has some special surprises in store. It seems like this board still has a couple of good people.

>> No.9850577

>>9850570
It's like this every week.

>> No.9850614

>>9839146
I just would like to clarify that prostitution is not, as a matter of fact, the world's oldest profession. If there was nothing to trade, there would be no need for it to exist. Agriculture and hunting are more likely possibilities, and even on the possibility of a proto-marriage social construct, it would be only one of the first two early professions that would begin simultaneously (the other one being "security").

>> No.9850655

I show up in every thread looking for how to get money from the internet and I just find people whoring themselves and now fucking assassins.
Are normal jobs only for normals?

>> No.9850670

>>9850614
A fair proposition would be a soldier.

>> No.9850700

>>9850614
But maybe those didn't really qualify as "professions" since they weren't done for the purpose of offering the fruit of that work to someone else under compensation.
If "hunting" was a profession, then every predator would be a worker.

>> No.9850720

>>9850614
I think it depends a little on how exactly you define profession. If it's enough to just produce a commodity, then hunter or gatherer would be earlier professions. But if you have to trade this commodity for another commodity before it counts... then you'd have two different professions becoming the first professions at the first time. For example, a guy tells this girl he'll give him some mammoth meat he just gathered if the girl has sex with him. Then the professions of hunting and prostitution would be born at the exact same time.

I think I'll be satisfied with just claiming that prostitution was the first profession within the service industry.

>> No.9851008

>>9838717
You know, I think this often about ero-doujins, but this kind of setup could make good drama. A girl unable to get work falling into NEETdom until after months, when she's become unable to give up her lifestyle, her money runs out and she desperately needs money to keep her life going as it is. She discovers how prostitution can give her the money she needs so badly. Even though she is ashamed of it, she has to keep doing it in order not to run out of money, and she lapses further and further into depression as her hopes of ever breaking out of the loop vanish...

But ero-doujins just start with an interesting setup, follow up with only completely generic porn and then just end. Always so disappointing.

>> No.9851105

>>9850670
Indeed.

>>9850700
Yes and no. If your definition of profession is "what one does to live", yes. If we're discussing the job one must do in a society or a familiar role, it depends on the animal, as not every species looks after their young.

>>9850720
>For example, a guy tells this girl he'll give him some mammoth meat he just gathered if the girl has sex with him. Then the professions of hunting and prostitution would be born at the exact same time.
Exactly, he'd have to be a hunter or collector before he was a client.

>I think I'll be satisfied with just claiming that prostitution was the first profession within the service industry.
I agree with this possibility. Would not claim for it to be the sure first one, but I respect your point and recognize it as valid.

>> No.9852826

>>9850655
I show up in every thread for the same reason. I actually checked craigslist today looking for quick job to make like 200 bucks, that fucking website has nothing.

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