Intercourse with Konpaku!

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Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:07:41 No.9837605 [Reply] [Original]

Intercourse with Konpaku!

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:08:01 No.9837608 Is that Cirno?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:08:15 No.9837610 What are Konpaku's Ten Desires?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:08:30 No.9837614 But isn't she underage? Also, who wears a ribbon to bed?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:09:15 No.9837616 Terrible haircut.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:09:31 No.9837618 File: 176 KB, 950x1000, 1344414534286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy feely touchy time with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:09:31 No.9837620 File: 164 KB, 717x1012, 1341266076509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loving, adorable hugs with Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:10:20 No.9837628 nerd

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:12:50 No.9837635 File: 182 KB, 600x561, ymu1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:32:07 No.9837718 File: 162 KB, 405x671, 956446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Naked time with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:34:07 No.9837724 >>9837718 I want to see Youmu's bare body!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:34:37 No.9837727 File: 256 KB, 1024x724, 1342466682632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Clothed and innocent time with Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:36:45 No.9837731 File: 561 KB, 770x1000, 30632338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Going too far with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:37:49 No.9837738 >>9837724 You can always go to the pool at look at 12 year old boys swim instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:39:33 No.9837743 File: 346 KB, 1024x1315, Curiosities_of_lotus_asia_12_03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:39:48 No.9837744 File: 307 KB, 1000x690, 7b3f0510ce03492e57eea492bb632d5e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:41:53 No.9837752 File: 224 KB, 700x840, youmu_face_caress.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happiness with Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:43:23 No.9837756 I started saying mean things about Youmu as a joke but I've actually managed to trick myself into hating her for real. The power of the human mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:44:38 No.9837757 >>9837738 But boys won't get embarrassed when I see their bare chests!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:50:20 No.9837771 File: 917 KB, 850x1210, 1348136146127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Violn time with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:50:35 No.9837773 >>9837757 They will if they are moe enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:52:49 No.9837779 File: 88 KB, 749x498, 2573d71f2fa05b3b1acb2ea4fb68e16a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I couldn't have sex with her, that would be weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:54:18 No.9837786 File: 232 KB, 800x600, youmu vs snow2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837743 It doesn't snow in the Netherworld. Youmu is ill-used to snow.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:54:48 No.9837788 File: 132 KB, 622x800, youmu ugh....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837756 That's not a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:57:09 No.9837791 File: 432 KB, 1200x1669, 9445144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rape on a cold public bathroom floor with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 00:57:54 No.9837795 File: 524 KB, 1920x1080, 7e63a9ec4994f4bc39d7e790813a4340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:02:24 No.9837803 >>9837788 But how many people could say they brainwashed themselves?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:04:39 No.9837805 File: 180 KB, 1200x1500, youmu way way way.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837803 Not many, but you brainwashed yourself into hating someone undeserving of such hate. That's bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:11:31 No.9837839 >>9837805 brainwash yourself into loving her. problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:13:32 No.9837850 File: 240 KB, 906x1280, youmu is sorry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837839 Yeah, do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:15:33 No.9837861 Another shitty thread with Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:20:15 No.9837880 File: 300 KB, 1100x880, youmu getting dressed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does Youmu do in her free time?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:22:02 No.9837895 File: 552 KB, 1200x839, 3cf8cb5dcc8347b3490295c7cbccfbdf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837880 Cooking and gardening

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:22:32 No.9837894 >>9837880 More gardening.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:23:47 No.9837899 File: 484 KB, 1000x1000, youmu cat1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837894 I mean what does she do for fun?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:25:47 No.9837908 >>9837899 More gardening.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:26:47 No.9837912 >>9837899 She canonically has no free time. She is always gardening. It was in her interview with Aya.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:27:33 No.9837915 File: 1.01 MB, 848x1200, 20186464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837899 Swing her sword dangerously.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:28:32 No.9837918 File: 467 KB, 960x1280, youmu happy3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837908 That's it? Gardening, cooking, and I guess sword training?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:28:48 No.9837921 File: 596 KB, 866x1100, 30518624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837899 I can't picture her doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:29:32 No.9837926 >>9837918 Pretty much. She doesn't really strike me as a person that has fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:29:32 No.9837928 File: 73 KB, 600x486, youmu n' yuyuko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837912 That's terrible! Yuyuko, give her some free time!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:31:24 No.9837937 File: 492 KB, 624x881, youmu27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837926 So...does she at least enjoy her funless life?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:32:54 No.9837943 >>9837937 She enjoys the daily tea snack Yuyuko gives to her for her hard work.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:32:54 No.9837944 >>9837937 Probably. While most people would see a life of honor and duty as boring and dull, she probably likes it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:35:40 No.9837956 File: 632 KB, 933x1000, youmu19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837944 Hrm...I'm concerned that she just likes it because she doesn't know what she's missing... >>9837943 That's all the enjoyment she gets? She deserves so much more...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:37:09 No.9837961 >>9837956 It's all that some people need. Some people wouldn't know what to do with themselves without someone to serve and she's probably one of those kinds of people.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:37:24 No.9837964 >>9837956 She's not missing much. What else could she do? Get a boyfriend?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:40:24 No.9837978 File: 60 KB, 649x902, youmu16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837961 So she wouldn't know what to do with more happiness? >>9837964 All sorts of stuff.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:41:09 No.9837984
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>>9837956
There is always something to do in Gensokyo. Some annoying youkai will start an incident or a drunk miko and witch infiltrate the Netherworld. I don't think it gets boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:41:09 No.9837985 >>9837978 Would you fund Youmu's recreational drug use?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:46:33 No.9838005 >>9837985 I'd be her drug.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:46:49 No.9838008 >>9837978 Nope. She was raised for the sole purpose of servitude and it won't be easy for her to shake off that kind of conditioning.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:47:33 No.9838010 >>9838005 Would you encourage her delusional state of mind and reinforced a split personality, one of which abuses the other?

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:47:48 No.9838011
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Youmu:
>I've never gotten any salary... and what's vacation time?
>Oh , I don't need any sympathy... I get a snack at 3 o'clock, and I've gotten sick leave before, I guess...
>Anyways, I've served the Saigyouji clan since I was born, so it's natural for me.
>The natural order of things is ideal. They say it differs from person to person, but I’m not talking about that kind of surface-level common sense. The dead belong to the Netherworld and the living belong to this world; the youkai eat humans and the humans defeat youkai. I've been taught that the natural order of the world is everyone's ultimate truth.

Perfect maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:48:18 No.9838012 File: 163 KB, 850x850, youmu36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838008 I don't know about her being conditioned to serve.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:51:19 No.9838019 File: 303 KB, 611x1000, youmu cream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838012 Not only to serve, but to serve the Saigyouji clan. At least this >>9838011 makes it sound like that's her "ultimate truth".

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:52:18 No.9838024

>>9838012
It's likely since the Konpaku house as been around serving Yuyuko for generations (probably). It would only be natural for Youki to raise her to take his place since birth. Youki was probably conditioned just the same way by the person before him and was equally as no fun allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:52:48 No.9838025 File: 143 KB, 573x785, 57cda12d4a02dfdb89bedd650fa3712d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:55:03 No.9838030 File: 379 KB, 700x1122, youmu is a bunny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838019 >>9838024 Aaaaugh!!! I can't accept this!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:55:33 No.9838029 >>9838025 translate it weeaboos

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:56:37 No.9838032 File: 1.22 MB, 768x877, 1a630145294c2882dac10f8f9a8fe169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838024 If youmu's no fun allowed I don't know what you'd call youki.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 01:57:22 No.9838033 >>9838032 A serious and orderly man who clashed with Yuyuko's laid back idealogy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:03:42 No.9838051 >>9838029 http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1058311/3girls-animal_ears-bunny_ears-comic-cup-detached_s faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:04:57 No.9838055 File: 274 KB, 700x919, youmu v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838030 Everyone is free to make their own little Gensokyo in their head by interpreting more loosely. That's why so much doujin work exists.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:06:57 No.9838064 >>9838055 Cute image dude.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:09:57 No.9838079

>>9838032
I imagine him as grim looking elderly but fit man that trained Youmu with no mercy. While he never said it, he was disappointed that his successor was a girl and trained her extra hard for it. A real old fashioned guy, hobbies included training, pruning bonsai trees, and standing guard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:15:42 No.9838101 >>9838064 Don't lie to him, it's kind of cute at best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:30:06 No.9838147 dorks

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:51:41 No.9838247 >>9838012 I want to make Youmu make this face

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:53:11 No.9838257 >>9838247 Tell her you took a pee on her swords.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:53:26 No.9838258 File: 987 KB, 1600x1800, TheSoftestKick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bonding with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 02:53:41 No.9838259 File: 221 KB, 551x743, youmu12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838247 I see. Then she won't show such a face to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:01:43 No.9838297 >>9838259 This guy is right. Youmu is trained to take untold amounts of torture without breaking. What chance do you think you have to break her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:07:58 No.9838338 File: 932 KB, 1600x1200, 4100781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playing our special secret game with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:09:13 No.9838344 >>9838297 Then why does she cry so much?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:09:58 No.9838345 >>9838338 Is it the one where you tie her to a chair in the basement and electrocute her for 30mins?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:10:58 No.9838351 >>9838344 She's been getting kind of soft lately. Are you willing to train her back to her old hardened self?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:11:58 No.9838355 >>9838338 Stop writing like that. It's embarrassing. Are you 12 years old? Seriously, just post pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:15:58 No.9838371 File: 143 KB, 800x600, 21776461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838355 Not caring what you think with Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:19:13 No.9838384 >>9838371 You're such an attention whore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:22:57 No.9838396 >>9838355 >>9838371 lol owned.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:29:03 No.9838414 >>9838384 Aw shit, he just took that from you too!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:46:29 No.9838455 File: 1.48 MB, 900x1193, 1313787873460.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838344 She's hard with the things which require hardness, and soft with the things that don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:48:38 No.9838462 >>9838455 Cute image dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:52:07 No.9838469 >>9838455 Then why does she cry so much?

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sun, Oct 7, 2012 03:54:22 No.9838473 File: 433 KB, 741x876, 1301381653011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9838469 Because jumping at ghosts and such doesn't really matter. She doesn't cry at danmaku.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 04:11:58 No.9838494 >>9838462 Don't lie to him, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:03:17 No.9840041 F-Foot massages with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:05:17 No.9840056 File: 701 KB, 1050x900, 2343bgfff5fed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:07:16 No.9840067 File: 126 KB, 600x560, Youmu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does Youmu's ghost semen taste like?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:13:16 No.9840082 >>9840067 Cotton candy, I'd wager.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:25:05 No.9840136 File: 110 KB, 540x669, 1333054654501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else find Youmu doesn't really fit in with the rest of the cast? With the exception of Sakuya and arguably Marisa she's the only one who isn't taking it easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:27:35 No.9840143 >>9840136 Does Reimu ever take it easy? She always seems so mad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:37:41 No.9840174 >>9840143 Because she's fucking 40k incarnate when it comes to stomping out heresy. Why do you think /tg/ adores her so much?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:38:41 No.9840176 >>9840174 But /tg/s opinion has not been relevant for years.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:38:57 No.9840178 File: 689 KB, 1024x768, youmu28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840136 She's a fairly serious person. That's why she gets teased so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:39:41 No.9840185 >>9840178 I thought it was because she was so naturally abusable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:40:11 No.9840188 >>9840143 She always takes it easy. The only time we see her is when she's out solving incidents. The reason why she looks so angry all the time is because she had to stop taking it easy to go deal with some youkai's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:43:41 No.9840201 >>9840185 Being serious and small is part of what makes her so abuseable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:44:41 No.9840203 File: 64 KB, 850x581, youmu17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840185 Please don't start that. That quality doesn't actually exist, and we both know it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:45:56 No.9840209 >>9840203 We both know it is very true, and yet you continue to deny it for unknowable reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:48:26 No.9840217 File: 442 KB, 1109x1600, youmu isn't taking that shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840209 I'm not playing these games with you, anonymous. It's always the same and it never ends.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:48:26 No.9840218 >>9840203 Come on, look at her and tell me that you don't want to push her down, take her swords, and give her a lecture about why the european longsword is better while kicking dirt at her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:50:30 No.9840231 Caring for her wounds with Youmu?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:52:15 No.9840239 File: 196 KB, 800x800, youmubruise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840231 These wounds?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:52:15 No.9840240 File: 68 KB, 800x600, youmu white.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does Youmu have any other clothes besides her usual outfit? Other changes of said outfit don't count.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:52:15 No.9840241 >>9840217 Because we both know that I am right. Tell me honestly you never thought about choking her. Not once, even for an instant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:53:15 No.9840246 >>9840217 Dork with a pig nose

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:53:45 No.9840252 >>9840239 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:56:31 No.9840268 >>9840241 Why bother? If I lie and say I have, you'll have falsely been proven right. If I tell the truth and say I haven't, you'll say I'm lying or that there's something wrong with me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:57:30 No.9840274 File: 508 KB, 1500x1500, youmu white2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840246 Her nose is one line in that picture. Come the fuck on, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:59:15 No.9840282 File: 306 KB, 837x600, 5b6cd6632eb169fd94763e0bdf66325c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840218 I don't want to push her down, take her swords, and give her a lecture about why the european longsword is better while kicking dirt at her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:59:15 No.9840283 >>9840241 Just leave the poor man and his dorky tastes alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 13:59:45 No.9840286 >>9840282 Okay, that was probably a bit too specific but you know what I meant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:02:15 No.9840291 File: 101 KB, 850x933, youmu34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840286 I do, and my answer will remain the same regardless of how you word it. I don't want to hurt or bully Youmu, and I don't want anyone else to either.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:04:45 No.9840304 >>9840291 It's fine that you don't want to bully her but don't you take that away from those of us that do!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:05:16 No.9840306 >>9840291 You would not stare into her eyes in the middle of the night, comforting her, possibly from some emotional trauma, drag your hands over her body, lock them around her throat, and watch her relax in your hands?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:07:58 No.9840318 >>9840306 Why does it always have to be choking with you? Can't I just sneak into her room and hit her with a chair in the middle of the night?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:08:28 No.9840329 >>9840318 I guess, but it is not nearly the same. I am not saying you should kill her, because then you have to find someone else, but still.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:10:49 No.9840341 >>9840329 Would have have to try twice as hard to kill her or only half as much since she's already half dead?

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:11:04 No.9840343
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>>9840306
No, I would not do that. I would do everything up to "drag your hands over her body" or maybe to "lock them around her throat," but no further.

>>9840304
No. You shouldn't hurt people, emotionally or physically.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:12:19 No.9840349 >>9840343 but Youmu is only half a person.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:13:19 No.9840359 >>9840349 Except. Not even as bad as hurting a black.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:13:19 No.9840360 File: 36 KB, 500x500, youmu21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840349 That excuses nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:14:19 No.9840363 >>9840359 I meant to say exactly. >>9840343 You really are missing out, man. Maybe one day you will come to your senses.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:15:04 No.9840373 File: 75 KB, 512x384, youmu yo!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840363 see >>9840268 What did I tell you? Always the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:16:05 No.9840381 File: 301 KB, 1001x340, sex with youmu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:16:49 No.9840379 >>9840373 Well maybe that will change when you come to your senses.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:17:04 No.9840390 >>9840381 Mind break is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:19:05 No.9840393 I don't want to cut Youmu or anything just give her a few bruises so that she becomes distorted and is forever grateful when I show her mercy when in fact I am just bored of hitting her again. She will think I am so kind to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:19:19 No.9840395 >>9840390 Yeah. It's not as hot when they can't resist anymore. Even worse when they actually start liking it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:21:12 No.9840405 File: 273 KB, 900x900, youmu32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840393 You really don't know how people think, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:23:12 No.9840419 >>9840405 I think it could work really well, especially if he gets some people who will play along. I, for one, will be glad to help give her Stockholm Syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:24:02 No.9840426 File: 562 KB, 1500x1415, youmu6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840419 That would require kidnapping her or something. You won't be able to do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:25:56 No.9840433 >>9840426 I think you underestimate me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:27:25 No.9840443 >>9840433 i think you underestimate youmu by a fuckton if you think you have even 0.0000001% of capturing her in any way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:27:40 No.9840446 >>9840433 Youmu fights demons and gods, to say nothing of her monster. She can handle you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:28:55 No.9840453 >>9840443 >>9840446 There are easier ways to take someone than to physically pick them up and run, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:29:40 No.9840457 We could trick Youmu into a trap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:31:40 No.9840473 >>9840453 And what are you going to do about her ghost half?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:33:40 No.9840487 >>9840473 Myon cannot talk to people, so I could probably just drug her, then pick her up and run.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:33:40 No.9840488 File: 467 KB, 454x350, Bunny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840329 Why don't you just treat Youmu nice, and make her like you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:36:55 No.9840509 >>9840488 Because then she would be happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:37:43 No.9840512 >>9840509 And if you make her really happy, she might have sex with you! Sex with Youmu!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:37:43 No.9840514 File: 176 KB, 1024x768, youmu practice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840487 Drug a ghost...? Myon probably can't talk to people besides other ghosts, but it CAN transform into Youmu and shoot all sorts of bullets and lasers.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:37:58 No.9840517

>>9840487
>drug
good luck making her comfortable enough to accept and eat anything from a shady looking creepy neet like yourself.

that's assuming you think you can make her take the drug yourself, if you actually think you can inject it into her somehow, you don't have enough speed to get even close before she cuts you down with her near lightspeed sword techniques and reflexes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:38:28 No.9840520 >>9840512 Why would I want to have sex with a dork?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:38:28 No.9840521 >>9840473 We can stuff it in a vacuum cleaner.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:39:28 No.9840527

>>9840488
If she is happy with me through a delusional and defensive view of a miserable and painful reality whereas in reality she would be so much better trying to leave, I would be happy, yes.

>>9840514
No, drug Youmu.

>>9840517
I figured I would put something in a drink and offer it to her. That said, you are also making a faulty assumption.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:41:02 No.9840550 >>9840514 She's covering the breasts, but I can still see the vagina`

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:42:17 No.9840551 >>9840512 I like how you brought it back around to what the thread was originally about. Good show.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:42:32 No.9840553 File: 439 KB, 640x414, Youmu skills.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840520 Like you can be picky. >>9840521 ...that won't work. Don't be silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:43:32 No.9840561 >>9840527 And the lasers and stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:44:17 No.9840571 >>9840553 I don't think it's being picky I just don't want to sex anyone.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:44:32 No.9840573

>>9840527
>If she is happy with me through a delusional and defensive view of a miserable and painful reality whereas in reality she would be so much better trying to leave, I would be happy, yes.
That's completely contrary to the post you're replying too, you idiot. He said nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:45:17 No.9840579 I want to bounce up and down on Youmu's petite frame, causing her to make cute noises like a squeaky toy! And when I cum inside her, I'll stick my finger inside her vagina, scoop out some of my cum, and "boop" her on the nose with it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:45:32 No.9840581 >>9840571 Right. Then you could have left it at "Why would I want to have sex?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:46:02 No.9840595 File: 22 KB, 550x400, youmu shock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840579 Pleae don't say such inappropriate things. And don't treat her like a kid, either! She's well older than you!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:46:17 No.9840586 >>9840579 That's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:46:32 No.9840589 >>9840573 Yes, but it is more fun my way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:47:47 No.9840599 >>9840579 I want to do the same except with foot stomping and no sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:48:02 No.9840611 File: 652 KB, 1249x1194, youmu29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840599 There are simpler ways to lose your feet, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:48:17 No.9840603 >>9840589 And?

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:48:17 No.9840606

>>9840527
>I figured I would put something in a drink and offer it to her.
and why would she accept an offer from some shady, unknown stranger who trespassed at her master's property without permission?

you just reek of suspicious, bad intents. the most i'd see is that drink landing under your feet or in your face, followed by chasing you out with a threat of being sliced to ribbons if you try to stall.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:49:47 No.9840615 >>9840606 Ideally, I would do it while she on her way to do something or another and is alone. Hell, I have done the impossible before, kidnapping her should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:51:02 No.9840630 >>9840623 Youmu's armpits!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:51:17 No.9840623 File: 697 KB, 1200x888, youmu is cool.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840615 >Hell, I have done the impossible before Oh, like what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:51:47 No.9840626 >>9840623 Most of them involve not dying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:51:47 No.9840627 >>9840611 I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:52:18 No.9840632 Stockholm Syndrome is just another form of mind break. You shits are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:53:48 No.9840642 >>9840632 This is what I've been saying. It isn't the same if she enjoys it for any reason.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:54:17 No.9840647
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>>9840627
Stomping on Youmu IS a guarantied way to get your feet sliced clean off, but you can just cut them off your self too and not have to travel to the afterlife.

>>9840626
Elaborate. I'm not buying it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:55:36 No.9840652 Wow, I'm quite new, but you guys are retarded. This whole thread is about your idiotic fantasies, and you treat Youmu like she is real. I thought /a/ is bad, but this is just horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:55:51 No.9840654 >>9840647 Who says she has her swords with her while she's getting stomped on?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:56:21 No.9840657 >>9840652 your gay

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:56:36 No.9840660 >>9840652 I thought your mom was bad but you're horrible with my cock in your mouth LOL PWNED!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:56:51 No.9840661 File: 143 KB, 995x708, youmu I'M CRAAAAAAAZY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840654 She does.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:57:51 No.9840663 >>9840652 Well what the hell did you think we do here? Discuss Japanese culture like gentlemen?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 14:58:21 No.9840667 No, seriously. I thought you are elitist jerks, but this board is not better than /b/.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:02:37 No.9840677 So how long before the tentacle pit gets posted?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:03:06 No.9840683 >>9840571 Because we are not talking about bruising anyone I'm talking about Youmu. If I said I didn't want to have sex with anyone it may sound like I would want to hurt anyone which is false.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:05:36 No.9840690 File: 124 KB, 1000x1185, youmu paper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840683 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:07:21 No.9840700 >>9840654 even if she doesn't (which is unlikely, she never goes out on any errand without them, and for a regular human to be able to unarm her would go beyond a miracle), she has myon who can blast a hole in your chest with bullets and lasers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:08:51 No.9840704 >>9840667 we are, most of the time. get the fuck out you subhuman scum. better?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:11:41 No.9840719 >>9840667 So are we being trelled or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:11:55 No.9840720 File: 221 KB, 849x763, sample_6bf4630840bbe399bda972ac61d35f25[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu's sweaty smelly bare feet!

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:13:25 No.9840724 File: 1.86 MB, 3508x2480, 1317504849416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ctrl + f "warrior". So, that guy got tired of it? >>9840514 Sadly, Myon is canonically sperm-shaped.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:13:41 No.9840725 File: 792 KB, 1200x1679, youmu31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840720 They're not smelly!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:15:10 No.9840727 >>9840725 Only one way to find out...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:16:16 No.9840730 File: 628 KB, 1000x778, youmu and myon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840724 Never played the fighters, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:18:31 No.9840735 File: 1.17 MB, 1215x1700, ageless obsession.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh. You've really done it now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:19:46 No.9840738 File: 334 KB, 800x800, MyonMyonMyon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nyan nyan with Youmu. Tail goes where?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:20:01 No.9840744 File: 190 KB, 636x477, youmu isn't really a cat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840738 Noooo, stoooop!! Youmu isn't a cat!

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:21:01 No.9840747
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>>9840730
Never been too much of Youmu user.

Well, at least she doesn't in the STGs. Nor its mentioned on the books.

Not that it's a bad thing, I like double-team Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:23:46 No.9840752 >>9840704 >>9840719 No, I'm serious. This place is actually worse than /a/. It reminds me of /b/ and /v/. Fun fact: Youmu is not real, you can't rape her. Can't you at least talk about canon, not some random guy's fantasies?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:24:16 No.9840753 >>9840752 Define real, define canon, define random, go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:24:32 No.9840756 >>9840752 Get a load of this nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:25:31 No.9840763 >>9840752 Everybody back up, this guy's serious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:26:16 No.9840765 File: 336 KB, 500x706, 2629c1e678ba63e048630d0469ceae07e1de841a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840752 your just mad because we fucked you're 2hu

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:27:21 No.9840766
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Why is tied up Youmu so arousing?
Imagine her trying to squirm out of this while also trying not to squirm to much and lose her balance. Imagine her crying out as slips a bit and the rope rubs into her crotch as she tries to stay on her trembling legs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:27:50 No.9840768 >>9840765 I would make sex with Youmu a comfortable environment that she would enjoy...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:29:35 No.9840776 File: 441 KB, 636x900, youmu sleep with me!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840768 Agreed. Especially no cutting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:33:33 No.9840788 >>9840776 She went through the trouble to make custom pillow cases with "YES" on them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:36:33 No.9840798 File: 173 KB, 550x1232, youmu25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840788 Maybe, or maybe she bought them. Yes, you can buy things like that. Imagine how embarrassed she must have been when she purchased those.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:36:48 No.9840799 File: 373 KB, 769x900, 1968734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840788 Yukari brought her some from outside.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:38:48 No.9840812 >>9840798 >>9840799 Huh, never knew they had pillow cases like that. I gotta buy me some so my pillows look just as inviting as they feel.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:41:07 No.9840830 >>9840776 If your answer was "no" then would she have to go buy new ones that say "no" on them or do you have to give her those yourself to replace the "yes" ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:41:18 No.9840824 >>9840752 I think we're being trelled guys. Nobody would seriously act this way over the internet over how strangers want to like a fictional character.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:43:52 No.9840840 >>9840812 http://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki/show?title=yes-no_pillow

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:44:22 No.9840843 File: 182 KB, 451x611, youmu sleep with me!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840830 The yes-no pillowcases come in sets. She's got the No ones somewhere. It'd be a shame to turn her down, though. Look how hard she's trying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:45:22 No.9840850 File: 519 KB, 800x1112, youmu in-a-box2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know the drill. Got package in the mail, Youmu's inside, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:46:32 No.9840858 >>9840850 Did she bring the pillow cases with her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:49:01 No.9840869 >>9840850 gee i dont know, maybe some kind of forced sexual intercourse

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:56:01 No.9840897 >>9840858 Does it look like she did? She's just got the clothes on her back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 15:56:46 No.9840900 >>9840897 I'll ship it back and ask for the pillow cases I ordered then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 16:01:06 No.9840916 >>9840900 She gets very, very scared when you mention shipping her back and squirms around in the box. Still want to?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 16:08:22 No.9840939 File: 218 KB, 1000x600, youmu 1-2-3-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Counting with Youmu!

>>	Unnamed Book-Reading Youkai !!XUU92Uht5OG Sun, Oct 7, 2012 16:23:40 No.9840980 File: 156 KB, 432x209, BOWBEHINDTHEBRIDGEWHATTHEFUCK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9837771 hey, for once it's a touhou violin picture that isn't extremely flawed. I'm really sur---oh never mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 16:34:59 No.9841020 >>9840980 Maybe she's lifting the bow off of the strings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 17:31:55 No.9841172 File: 27 KB, 497x256, 1195779514406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9840744 >Noooo, stoooop!! Youmu isn't a cat! Nonsense. When Youmu is wearing nekomimi and a tail, she is a cat. Kind of like how wearing a skirt makes one a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 17:34:31 No.9841189 File: 2.55 MB, 360x270, youmu myon~myon~.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841172 No she's not! Youmu is absolutely not a cat!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 17:38:00 No.9841201 >>9841189 Does she have the tail shoved up her ass or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 17:39:30 No.9841209 >>9832799 What is youmu's DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 17:42:13 No.9841219 >>9841201 Yeah it's screwed on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 17:53:28 No.9841277 File: 204 KB, 700x988, a3aa55329f711e5de4bde66081c01547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841189 Cute pic

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:04:28 No.9841346 >>9841209 Sex in the missionary position is as lewd as Youmu goes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:11:43 No.9841375 I just wanna be friends w/ yomu

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:13:43 No.9841385
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>>9841209
>>9841346
I think that Youmu's deep dark fantasy would be something like dressing up in a nice suit and then surprising Yuyuko by taking her to a spot in the garden with a table, surrounded by roses, and then they could have a nice romantic dinner together and maybe share a kiss before going to their seperate rooms.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:13:58 No.9841388 >>9841375 What if people make fun of you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:14:29 No.9841392 What are Youmu's eight desires?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:18:58 No.9841405 File: 75 KB, 700x630, 1335576148890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841388 It wouldn't matter because one good friend is all I'd need, and she'd be a good friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:20:58 No.9841418 >>9841405 She'd probably make a terribly boring friend though.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:21:13 No.9841422 File: 327 KB, 800x1066, ea3b9f72518fa9ebd82951630e65cc35.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841405 You could even say she's two, if you count myon too.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:22:38 No.9841425
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>>9841392
1. Happiness for Yuyuko-sama
2. Good Music
3. Myon stops being a perv
4. Soft pillows to lie down on
5. A big open space to practice sword techniques
6. Happiness for Yuyuko-sama
7. Myon stops being a racist
8. Beatz by Dr. Dre Headphones

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:22:52 No.9841426 >>9841418 So would you, jerk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:23:07 No.9841432 >>9841388 I would not care. My friendship with Youmu would be all that matters. We would hold hands and love each other.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:23:52 No.9841430 >>9841426 Yes, but that's because I'm a self absorbed asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:24:07 No.9841435 >>9841425 Shitty headphones seems to be more up Miko's alley though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:25:37 No.9841437 >>9841432 That's for lovers, not friends, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:31:05 No.9841475 >>9841437 You can love a friend. Youmu would be my love cuddle buddy!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:34:06 No.9841491 >>9841475 That's kinda gay, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:37:13 No.9841507 >>9841491 No it's not, because she is a girl. And once in a while, I would do lewd sexual things with her, like rub her feet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:40:13 No.9841525 >>9841475 She's hard and lacking. You might as well cuddle a chunk of wood with a blanket wrapped around it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:41:28 No.9841528 >>9841507 >lewd sexual things with her, like rub her feet. you wot

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:42:28 No.9841534 >>9841525 Do you remember the day your arms got muscles and you could fondle your own muscles? It will be like that but with Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:42:28 No.9841535 >>9841525 But that piece of wood would not be a cute girl with emotions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:42:43 No.9841536 Imagine the sensation as her warm and incredibly soft stomach presses up against yours as her labia majora lightly push up against your pubic bone while fully inserted, all the while she is looking you directly in the eyes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:44:13 No.9841547 >>9841534 It's kind of creepy that that is exactly what I was doing when I read that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:47:58 No.9841562 >>9841536 Wouldn't I have to be just as short as she is to make that work?

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:47:58 No.9841567 >>9841534 >Do you remember the day your arms got muscles That day hasn't happened yet...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:48:28 No.9841570 >>9841562 In your fantasies you can be as short or as tall as you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 18:58:18 No.9841618 >>9841570 Can I be a zombie too?

>>	Myomyomyomyomyomyomyon! Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:11:39 No.9841656 >>9841277 >Cute pic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwKFCj1K7uY http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13409038 Just in case anyone isn't familiar with the origin of that GIF yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:15:09 No.9841669 File: 421 KB, 1600x1200, youmu sleep~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is sleeping, please don't wake her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:17:54 No.9841679 File: 14 KB, 202x280, ``sick drops''.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841669

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:18:39 No.9841681 >>9841669 I won't. I'll just lift up her dress and have myself a little peek~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:21:24 No.9841697 File: 276 KB, 900x900, youmu sleep2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841681 Don't be lewd. What if she wakes up?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:29:10 No.9841727 >>9841697 She'll pretend to still be asleep and never say anything about it, but be bothered and ashamed by the experience for years.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:32:54 No.9841737 File: 247 KB, 800x700, youmu24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841727 No, Youmu's not like that.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:34:24 No.9841745
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>>9841189
>Youmu is absolutely not a cat!

A novice monk asked his Master, "Does a Youmu have the kitty-nature?" The Master was silent for a time, then answered, "Nyaa~".

The novice was not enlightened.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:37:14 No.9841763 >>9841737 You don't know that because she will deny it saying that she was asleep the whole night.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:41:25 No.9841775 File: 58 KB, 512x288, kimono-konpaku_youmu-myon-tonpara-touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841681 Wha-Wha-WHAA! What if she's not wearing any pantsu under there? What will you do then, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:42:25 No.9841777 >>9841681 What if you find a penis?

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:44:55 No.9841789 File: 63 KB, 277x260, 1272702524706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841763 Yeah, with a beet-red face and lots of stuttering and angry glances at you. Youmu isn't good at lying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:52:45 No.9841820 File: 335 KB, 1185x1551, 2859a07a8aa2b88b7baa2de4fd8a64f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:55:15 No.9841827 >>9841777 even better

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:55:45 No.9841829 File: 336 KB, 1000x857, 30592075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:56:30 No.9841836 >>9841775 I will take pictures of her vagina!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:57:15 No.9841839 File: 438 KB, 710x900, youmu will fuck you up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Lemme fuck you. >You want to...get fucked...? Very well, then we shall have a sword duel! >What the fuck!?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:58:15 No.9841843 File: 1.37 MB, 1500x1060, youmu15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841836 Wha...NO!! Don't do that!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 19:59:15 No.9841847 File: 972 KB, 1296x1812, a9f336123b36ce3892b38e246cca8b33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:01:15 No.9841856 >>9841843 I will, and I will have 24/7 visual access to Youmu's nude body!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:03:07 No.9841865 File: 201 KB, 715x1000, youmu is radiant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841847 Uh...did you get Yuyuko to help you with that make-up, Youmu?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:04:52 No.9841874 >>9841865 I think it is supposed to imply some sleed-deprived yandere thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:05:07 No.9841878 File: 131 KB, 480x640, youmu18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841856 No...no you won't! She'll shred the pictures!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:05:22 No.9841879 How did your date go Tokiko?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:05:52 No.9841884 The only way to make Youmu happy would be to duel her to the death. You'd lose, but hey, it'd give her some modicum of personal satisfaction, of which she has none.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:06:07 No.9841893 >>9841886 You are right. That dork could not manage something so endearing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:06:22 No.9841886 >>9841874 Well, duh. I know that. I like my idea better, though. Youmu wanted to look pretty for someone, so she asked Yuyuko for help, but Yuyuko made her look weird and creepy as a prank.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:07:22 No.9841895 >>9841878 Not if I back them up on tons of flash drives! She'll just have to live with the fact that I can look at her nude body whenever I want to!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:08:52 No.9841906 File: 410 KB, 900x622, youmu present.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841895 Then...to erase that shame and restore her honor, she will cut you down! Prepare yourself!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:10:22 No.9841911 >>9841906 But then the flash drives will get away and spread. Who knows how many people will be looking at her naked body as much as they, ogling her, raping her in their dreams, because she is a murderer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:12:22 No.9841920 File: 216 KB, 625x600, youmu4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841911 They won't be going anywhere. She's break them all!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:14:22 No.9841929 >>9841920 But how will she know where they are? She just killed her only lead. A murderer now open for the whole world to see in her most intimate and vulnerable position.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:16:22 No.9841936 File: 63 KB, 600x600, youmu3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841929 This hasn't happened yet, you dummy. You aren't even the guy I was talking to at first; you're that other guy. Go away.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:18:37 No.9841950 >>9841936 I could be getting closer any day. It is only a matter of time until she can no longer evade me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:20:38 No.9841960 File: 806 KB, 2480x3508, youmus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841950 ...don't you touch her. Don't you dare. Not that you'll be able too anyway. But don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:22:14 No.9841966 >>9841960 Just a ghost of a feeling today. But it could be tomorrow, it could be not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:24:12 No.9841976 File: 27 KB, 403x634, youmu snow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841966 A person like you will never make it to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:25:20 No.9841981 >>9841976 I find it hard to believe you could stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:25:48 No.9841986 File: 2.37 MB, 1800x2000, 4086c2213b6e602b6e665cf9f10fd9b9d13ec1c9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:27:18 No.9841994 File: 45 KB, 400x500, 1273442699779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9841981 And I find it hard to believe I'd need too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:29:54 No.9842001 >>9841994 Believe what you will. Nobody can stop me, not really. Her best hope is for me to lose interest and move on, or else I will do my best each and every day to make her life worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:30:24 No.9842012 File: 169 KB, 525x700, youmu happy1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9842001 Oh, so you're crazy or stupid. Or both. Harmless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:32:09 No.9842022 >>9842012 Arguably the first, certainly not the second. But I do not blame you for your defensiveness; this course of conversation will always provoke it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:34:39 No.9842037 File: 39 KB, 439x484, are you stupid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For everyone in this thread

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:37:24 No.9842054
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>>9842022
It's less the conversation and more me. I take the bait far, far to easily.
Regardless, harmless.

>>9842037
Augh damn it I was passing over that picture all day, yet it never fit...except for >>9842012, which would have been a perfect opportunity. Rage.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:39:09 No.9842063 >>9842054 We will see about harmless.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:41:09 No.9842075 File: 484 KB, 980x1146, 1302378061221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu, you are my BROmu huggles

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:41:39 No.9842077 File: 127 KB, 825x900, youmu vs guts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9842063 Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:42:09 No.9842084 File: 64 KB, 290x355, be happy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9842054 Don't care about trivial things

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:43:24 No.9842091 >>9841906 Too bad. I already uploaded the pics to /jp/, the Boorus, and tons of other places. The entire world has seen Youmu in the nude!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:43:24 No.9842092 File: 40 KB, 801x479, yuyuko okay!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9842084

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:43:39 No.9842088 File: 2.71 MB, 3200x2580, youmu37.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think we're overdue for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:44:09 No.9842095 >>9842088 Just how many versions do that picture have?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:44:39 No.9842099 File: 366 KB, 515x1092, youmu wants you to stop staring at her legs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9842091 Don't lie. You never had any such pictures!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:47:22 No.9842114 I want to stick my tongue in Youmu's dad[/spoiler[

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:48:07 No.9842117 >>9842114 I'd stick it in her pussy and watch her squirm with delight!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:50:37 No.9842128 File: 118 KB, 648x657, youmu8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9842117 You can't! She doesn't even know you!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:52:22 No.9842135 Youmu is one of the few touhous I don't like to see lewd pics of. I think she's too pure for being lewd. And she's far from being my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 20:53:55 No.9842144 >>9842117 I don't think I would be able to satisfy youmu. She would be bored and distracted, thinking about how she's wasting time and the garden needs tending and she still has many more chores to do before the day is over with.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:04:42 No.9842190 >>9841911 they will even if she doesn't get her revenge. no point delaying the inevitable, prepare to die.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:07:48 No.9842208

>>9842001
protip: you have to die and be 'invited to death' by yuyu to enter the netherworld where she resides.

when you die though, you lose your body and ability to interact with anything, so even if you didn't get sent to yama instead, you'd still be a harmless cloud that can't do anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:09:48 No.9842223 >>9842208 Surely an impossible task for you people.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:12:23 No.9842233

>>9842223
you have to meet yuyu first and then make her invite you to death with her ability, so you could die and enter the netherworld instead of being sent to be judged by yama and forced to be reborn or get fucked for ever.

she usually resides in the netherworld too, and doesn't like using her powers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:14:23 No.9842240 >>9842233 Please do not project your death wish onto me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:39:21 No.9842330 >>9842240 no, i only told you how to get into the netherworld, where you can meet youmu. without doing that you've got no chance.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:49:37 No.9842380 >>9842330 Pretty sure she leaves the house on occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:51:26 No.9842394 >>9842380 yeah, good luck finding her in a huge, forested/mountain area and knowing when she's out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2012 21:52:13 No.9842398 >>9842394 I am a very lucky man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 8, 2012 00:11:18 No.9842913 >>9840652 There's nothing else to do here on /jp/. So we have these retarded back and forths instead. You should give it a shot sometime, you might find it fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 8, 2012 10:57:27 No.9844804 File: 629 KB, 800x1066, youmu the softest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] +50% softer than life-like texture.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 8, 2012 16:14:29 No.9845879 Youmu Kumpacker

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