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9834170 No.9834170 [Reply] [Original]

What are your sickest 2hu fantasies?

I want to put my head between Remi's plump thighs and let her piss on my head while she tells me I'm a pathetic worm and kicks me with her soft feet.

>> No.9834201

>>>/d/

>> No.9834236

I want Remilia to tie me up and let a sexually starved futa inu-Sakuya mount me, while she tells me that I'm so worthless that I should consider it an honor that I get to mate with her pet dog.

>> No.9834249

>>9834170
Would you be willing to pay Remilia for her to fulfill your Deep♂Dark♂Fantasy?

>> No.9834256
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>>9834236
Oh man, that sounds absolutely amazing and erotic.
Please tell me more.

>> No.9834253

Where is that cap actually from?

>> No.9834265

>>9834249
Remilia cannot be bought with money like some petty whore.

If I want that I would just go to the Moriyama Shrnie

>> No.9834305

>>9834256
Not sure what more to say. Would be nice if Sakuya had dog-like mating instincts, since it's cute to see an elegant meido get overwhelmed by lewd, animalistic instincts. And it's more humiliating to be used by someone who is so rough and unrestrained during sex that no one else in the mansion would reduce themselves to have sex with her. Also, dog penises are really erotic.

>> No.9834314

>>9834236
>>9834256
Would you let Sakuya mount you if she looked like a dog? I know I would.

>> No.9834367

>>9834314
Probably, but I find humans more attractive than dogs, so I'd prefer if she was just kemonomimi.

>> No.9834841

I want to scoop out Cirno's uterus with a knife

>> No.9838137

do vampires even have anuses

>> No.9838200

One of my fantasies involves me being in some kind of giant container and each touhou comes up to piss and shit in it until it covers my whole body.


Another one is simply going up to Yuugi and all of the BBA touhous and worshiping and cleaning their dirty feet and asses with my mouth.

>> No.9838211 [SPOILER] 
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9838211

I want to plug a bicycle pump into Reimu's ass and inflate her belly like a huge balloon. I'd pump her so round and full, she'd make even the most pregnant women look tiny. Bigger and bigger she'd grow, until her belly button pops out from the pressure.

Then, she would grab a dish of sake and pour it down her body. It would trickle between her breasts and down her swollen belly. I would be nibbling and suckling at her naval, drinking the sake as it flows down her linea alba.

>> No.9838231
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9838231

>>9838200

your first fantasy sounds epic

>> No.9838241

I want to go to Gensokyo and kill the other outsiders that made it in.

>> No.9838245

I want to go to Gensokyo and kill those who are killing the other outsiders that made it in.

>> No.9838262

>>9838245
Maybe one day we'll have the opportunity to fight to the death.

One can dream.

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9838279

I want Yuuka to dismember me.

I want her to cut of my penis with garden shears and use it as a dildo, while I watch helplessly, bleeding profusely.

>> No.9838290

>>9838279
Well it wouldn't be a very effective dildo with no blood going into it to make you hard. This will only piss her off and she'll shove the now flaccid severed penis into your mouth and make you eat it as she shoves you onto the ground and starts stomping on you while complaining about how bullshit this whole situation is.

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9838301

>>9838262
I look forward to meeting each other on the otherside brother.

>> No.9838319

>>9838245
I want to go to gensoko and kill the people who are killing the people who are killing the outsiders.

>> No.9838323

I want to make Sanae's sole purpose for existence to be my personal toilet.
I don't think she's a slut or anything. I just enjoy the idea of defiling cute, pure things.

>> No.9838324
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9838324

>>9838301
I've got one bullet saved for my skull and the other for you in Gensokyo.

>> No.9838336

>>9838324
You're going to have to burn both the gun and the second bullet into your flesh if you want to take it with you.

>> No.9838348

>>9838336
Are you implying we all enter Gensokyo naked without proper preparations?

I like to think we all enter it taking the things we have on our person at the time.

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9838353

>>9838324
Ok, now I am getting a little hard from this.

Someone actually wants to kill me. I think I might need to masturbate again to calm down

>> No.9838358

>>9838348
What about like what we all have in our rooms like the Egyptians did with their pharaohs or whoever

>> No.9838362

>>9838358
That would be ridiculous. Where would all the stuff end up, in some giant pile next to your grand entrance?

>> No.9838363

>>9838358
yeah dude

>> No.9838365

>>9838362
Of course.

>> No.9838364

>>9838358
and we'll be even better off because our organs are still inside us.

>> No.9838429

creepy level: OVERDRIVE

seek help

>> No.9838443

>>9838429
Where do you think we are?

>> No.9838479

>>9838443
in an echochamber of turbonerd and creeper.

>> No.9838484

>>9838429
Le_normal_face.jpg
Epic me gusta

>> No.9838498

>>9838429
The people that say "seek help" don't actually care about anyone else's mental health like they pretend to, they only say it because they know it's insulting.

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9838502

I'd tie Youmu up and rape her in the myon.

>> No.9838515

I imagine that I keep losing to Flandre over and over in her extra stage, and after several hours of failure she emerges from my screen and laughs at how awful I am at video games (I happen to be the worst player on the planet). After she degrades me for a while she forces me to submit to her and I do. Then she kicks my testicles as I masturbate and cry.

I'd probably become a slave after that but I stop the fantasy after I come.

>> No.9838681

>>9838515
You aren't the worst player on the planet if you've unlocked the extra stage, because I haven't yet, and I refuse to be worse than the worst player on the planet, so stop it with that self-degradation anon!

Unless you used someone else's save, in which case you're the lowest of the low

>> No.9838714

>>9838502
request mor myon hentai pics. I can't find them an myon makes me hard

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9841122

I want to be used as a sextoy by every 2hu in pic related. I want to sniff every single one of her butts. I want to be dominated and called little boy by every one of them. I want them to take turns to use me and argur about who should be the next one to use the sextoy.

I'm horny now.

>> No.9841155

>>9841122
would you call them mommy?

>> No.9841210

>>9841155
Yes.

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