Which Touhou would you be roommates with?

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Anonymous Fri Oct 5 04:54:05 2012 No.9827713 [Reply] [Original]

Which Touhou would you be roommates with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:18:59 2012 No.9827753 File: 248 KB, 500x600, 1307571853996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakuya, because I'd never have to bug her about cleaning up after herself and we could have time-stop sex to ease moments of boredom.

Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:19:29 2012 No.9827755

I had a room mate who was basically a fatter version of me(And since I'm nice and funny we got along great) but it was STILL terrible because due to his presence I couldn't walk around naked, juggle knives, and throw papers onto the floor because I had to be respectful of another person.

Room mates are no bueno.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:21:00 2012 No.9827758 Patchouli. We could NEET it up together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:22:45 2012 No.9827762 File: 398 KB, 945x709, 1344644897460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakuya but as long as she considers me her new master and isn't wishing to go back to sdm. Otherwise I'd like to roomie with Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:24:00 2012 No.9827768 >>9827758 Enjoy getting nagged constantly about how she's allergic to everything and how you need to keep the place constantly clean and she can't do it herself because otherwise her asthma will flare up. You can't NEET it up with patchy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:26:02 2012 No.9827776 >>9827768 Not to mention the grumpy look she gives you every time you make even a tiny a noise while she's reading. I like Patche but I'll acknowledge that she's a shit-tier roommate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:31:31 2012 No.9827792 File: 51 KB, 230x260, 1345770441039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9827776

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:32:45 2012 No.9827795 File: 267 KB, 850x944, 1342860332371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd want to room up with Reisen because I think I could make her happy and she deserves to live with someone who would treat her nicely.

Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:34:47 2012 No.9827801
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>>9827768
I'm a clean person anyway, and hate people who aren't. NEET != filthy pig who doesn't clean shit. Besides, Patchi is a librarian, she's not disgustingly untidy. You make it sound like she's a paraplegic or something who can't move.

>>9827776
Don't you ever get the sense that Patchi is very lonely and would probably enjoy someone to do these things with her and look after her? I don't see why Patchi would be particularly unacommodating as a roommate. Her lifestyle suits mine perfectly. We could cuddle up and read books together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:36:02 2012 No.9827804 >>9827801 Stop making me feel like a jerk on the internet.

Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:37:17 2012 No.9827805

Mokou. More than anything I want someone I can relate to. While SOL on the immortality thing, we've both been down the darkest roads and are trying to get back to where we started somehow. I feel terrible being around people that have had no real problems in life; while their aloofness is almost to be envied, it also makes them cold and unempathetic to those less fortunate. Mokou would make an awesome drunken-honesty partner.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:38:17 2012 No.9827808 Yuuka. So I can sniff her butthole when she's sleeping XDDDDD

Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:39:02 2012 No.9827814

Whichever one would let me poach on her supply of "spell cards." I wanna roast a few fools, in person with my own hands, and in a way the cops and fire investigators wouldn't be able to believe let alone prosecute me for. And I have like zero magical power all on my own, I can't even knock a can off a fence with my mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:39:32 2012 No.9827812 From most desirable to least: Aya, Youmu, Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:42:47 2012 No.9827818 Kanako or Ran I want to sleep on their breasts all day and take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:46:32 2012 No.9827823 Yuuka or suika would be an awesome room mate. We could gym together and get drunk and be bros.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:47:47 2012 No.9827825 >>9827823 Yuugi* Phones are gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:49:19 2012 No.9827829 File: 78 KB, 580x828, 1337399558789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd be roommates with Yuuka. Underneath that cold violent exterior I think she might be pretty lonely, I'd do my best to cheer her up and tend to her flowers every day!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:51:04 2012 No.9827835 File: 336 KB, 587x464, 1322504892642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I chose to live with Satori, does that net me a package deal of Orin and Utsuho as well? If so, dibs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:53:34 2012 No.9827838 I'd live with Mokou and Kaguya, and be entertained by how creatively they try to kill one another.

Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:54:19 2012 No.9827839
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Mokou. She's quiet, can cook, a fellow smoker, and has a hot girlfriend swinging by to chill. I also love catty drama, so I'd constantly be entertained by stories of Kaguya/"THAT bitch".

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 05:57:34 2012 No.9827846 File: 352 KB, 790x612, 1340850396748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nobody would ever want to room mate with her or her sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:00:04 2012 No.9827851 >>9827846 She wouldn't be a terrible roommate, she does say something about how gods are very picky about how they smell, so I wouldn't have to worry about living with a stinky roommate and having to explain about it every time I bring bitches home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:00:04 2012 No.9827852 I think I'd prefer to live alone, but if that was impossible I'm pretty easy; any of them would be okay. Except maybe Mokou. Smoking and I don't mix too well.

Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:03:05 2012 No.9827854
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Mamizou because Mamizou.

Also, just living with someone who has lived as long as any of the older youkai would give you such a different view on mortality and existence in general. I think Mamizou would be one of the most chill/least likely to eat/poison/kill me. Still easy on the eyes, and mature enough to where we could act like adults if I came out of the shower and my boner for her ripped the towel right off of me. (I bet we could have a laugh about it over drinks or something.)

I actually thought long and hard about this; a lot of the youkai, fairies, vampires, etc, are too needy, or abusive, or just downright inhospitable.

(I like Satori, but I really don't want someone seeing all of my lewd thoughts. Tewi's adorable, but she would put caltrops in my orange juice or something, Rumia/Flan/Remi would eat/drain me in a heartbeat if they got hungry, etc)

Mamizou seems like the type that would respect one's privacy, as well as have a sense of both maturity and humor. Plus I think she likes to cosplay. Just a hunch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:03:49 2012 No.9827853 Patchouli because then I wouldn't have to worry about coming home to something that isn't relaxing because she wouldn't have parties or anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:04:35 2012 No.9827855 File: 662 KB, 1000x800, 1303220627460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if Patchy was my roommate and we could hold little book club meetings at the end of the week just for the two of us. I bet it would make her reading even more fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:07:21 2012 No.9827859 Which one will allow me to first her

Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:09:20 2012 No.9827867

>>9827808
wow, you have no idea but that's actually something I want to try now.
Don't just graze over the words, but seriously think about it. A dark room, lifting up her bedsheets or comforter, and sticking your face on her soft butt while her pajamas or whatever she's wearing gently touches your face and you feel her body heat.

I want a touhou roommate with a big bum. Kanako, Yukari, Yuyoko, Eirin, would all be fine with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:09:50 2012 No.9827871 >>9827859 your mom

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:19:06 2012 No.9827889 >>9827855 She probably reads faster then me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 06:57:58 2012 No.9827969 >>9827889 Even if she did you'd have to be insanely slow not to be able to finish a novel in a week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 13:51:22 2012 No.9828941 No one has said Reimu or Marisa? Shame on you

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 13:55:22 2012 No.9828953 >>9828941 But both of them would be shitty roommates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 13:58:21 2012 No.9828971 Sanae or Marisa. For Sanae, I think she's cool and perhaps I'd get to meet the goddesses, which would be nice. Marisa because she wouldn't care if the room was messy and she seems interesting.

Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:05:53 2012 No.9828989

>>9827855
patchy: so, i finished reading this outside world book about quantum physics and practical application of particle accelerators, it was pretty interesting. what about you?
anon: uhhhh, this light novel.
patchy: ...have fun with that juvenile stuff then. meeting's over, i refuse to talk about useless, impractical "books" like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:08:08 2012 No.9828995 Suika. Not only does she seems like a fun person to talk to while drunk, she even comes with an unlimited amount of booze. I'll probably die of alcohol poisoning after a year but oh well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:08:38 2012 No.9828996 >>9827855 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh0htHrEVqM

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:09:24 2012 No.9829001 File: 17 KB, 256x290, 1266479242937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9828989 LOL XDDD. Fucking epic man! +1

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:13:08 2012 No.9829011 No one said Sanae yet. What's wrong with you people?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:14:53 2012 No.9829015 >>9829011 Read the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:15:53 2012 No.9829016 >>9829015 No. Reading is for faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:20:53 2012 No.9829030 >>9829001 Don't shitpost with Hina.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:23:09 2012 No.9829040 File: 260 KB, 700x541, yumeko2342424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is like Sakuya just hotter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 14:29:44 2012 No.9829051 >>9829040 Fuck off, hipster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 15:19:47 2012 No.9829209 >then

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:20:37 2012 No.9831866 Komachi

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:42:35 2012 No.9832213 So what's the difference between this and "who's your favourite touhou" threads? Not that I'm complaining.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:45:36 2012 No.9832231 >>9832213 Sometimes you wouldn't want to live with your favorite because while they are cool and all, they would make shitty roommates or there just might be better in terms of roommate material.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:47:51 2012 No.9832243 >>9832213 I don't think I'd room with my favorite Touhou under normal circumstances. That's about it.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:51:20 2012 No.9832246
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Rooming with Satori would be fairly liberating, I think. Yeah, she could read your mind constantly, but she's been around long enough that she's probably seen it all, and worse, so I doubt she cares all that much. She has to keep the sinners in the Hell of Burning Fires, after all.

Anyway, yeah, it'd be impossible to have true privacy, but you also have someone who knows everything about you, from the best to the worst, and everything in between. You wouldn't have to put up any false fronts, or play the social game of white lying to grease the wheels of a relationship. It'd be stressful at first, but almost relieving after a while.

Anyway, she's also quiet, well-read, and scholarly, and inclined towards kindness, something odd in a youkai. The only real problem I foresee is the ever-growing menagerie of pets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:52:20 2012 No.9832250 >>9832213 These aren't on the same level as "who's your favorite Touhou" threads, these require a lot more critical thinking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:53:05 2012 No.9832255 Sanae because we would be great friends and she seems like the one to get bullied, teased and made fun of so I would always be there to take care of her and tell her everything will be fine when she cries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:53:52 2012 No.9832258 >>9827713 Whichever one would get horny and give me late night blow jobs illuminated only by the light of our computer monitors.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:56:21 2012 No.9832266

>>9832246
Wow, I just had an epiphany

I never considered her like that,
sure there have been threads about Satori being your girlfriend but the mindreading-thing kinda made her unappealing.
But I never considered seeing her as a friend/roommate,
being just friends in a non-sexual relationship with a person that knows everything about you seems just so... perfect.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:57:21 2012 No.9832268
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>>9832246
Most of that line of thought would also apply to Shikieiki or Miko, come to think of it, though the personalities are obviously different. Shikieiki would moralize constantly, but she'd try to improve you and would genuinely care about your well being, and Miko, charismatic and commanding though she may be, would manipulate you constantly. She is a politician and a statesman, after all. I dunno, though. She might not do that sort of thing with personal acquaintances.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:59:23 2012 No.9832274

>>9832266
I still consider it unacceptable. Shikieiki might be an okay roommate though. She would bitch at me a lot, but at least she cannot read my mind, and she would legitimately want me to be a better person. Which Touhou would best support me in my bid for "king of everything"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:02:20 2012 No.9832280 Every roommate I've ever had I've eventually hated. Would a touhou be any different

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:04:52 2012 No.9832290 >>9827818 Would you call them mommy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:06:07 2012 No.9832293 >>9832268 I don't think I'd get along with Eiki. While those caring thoughts are appreciated I'm the kind of person that really really hates being lectured or told what to do unless I ask for it. I'd expect a decent amount of clashing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:08:53 2012 No.9832300 which touhou would be nice to me and care about me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:17:24 2012 No.9832327 >>9832300 The answer is none.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:18:54 2012 No.9832330 >>9832327 I must insist on my question; which Touhou would best support me in my attempts to claim my rightful throne of "king of everything"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:23:25 2012 No.9832342 >>9832330 yuuka because she's the strongest

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:27:48 2012 No.9832355 File: 1.15 MB, 1865x2270, 1345747989766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chiruno, because we can have fun and play games together. Also I need a cooler for the summers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:41:06 2012 No.9832411 >>9832342 Not sure how to convince her to work for me instead of her sunflowers, but I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:43:06 2012 No.9832425 >>9832420 Cute image dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:43:21 2012 No.9832420 File: 238 KB, 1000x992, 1265486215537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice although we'd probably mutually hate one another and not speak to each other after the first week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:45:38 2012 No.9832435 >>9832342 yuuka is also a sadist which makes sharing a room with her a really bad idea. mokou because she wouldn't mind me smoking

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:46:38 2012 No.9832439 Letty. She has to have somewhere to hang out when it isn't winter right? In the mean time she can keep our apartment nice and cold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 01:56:23 2012 No.9832485 Reimu. I need someone to nag me to get shit done. I think she would do that. Or Marisa. We can buy FivseveN pistols and a PS-90 or 2 and them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:06:55 2012 No.9832547 >>9832435 >yuuka is also a sadist which makes sharing a room with her a really bad idea. Some people are into that kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:07:40 2012 No.9832554 >>9832485 Better watch out, sheepdog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:08:10 2012 No.9832558 Not my favorite touhou but Sakuya is a maid so shed be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:10:10 2012 No.9832567 Probably Cirno because we're both retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:15:46 2012 No.9832585 File: 46 KB, 419x248, glee China.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meiling seems like she'd be a pretty cool roommate. She could teach me Tai Chi and Chinese cuisine and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:19:15 2012 No.9832600 >>9832585 It's not Meiling, but China.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 02:23:15 2012 No.9832620 Any touhou who can easily rob banks without being caught.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 03:13:59 2012 No.9832799 File: 433 KB, 900x760, 1348537066779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu because she is the 2hu I would fuq

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Anonymous Sat Oct 6 03:35:53 2012 No.9832890
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>>9827839
I agree with this guy. Although I dislike smoking, I've been dealing with it for pretty much most of my life. Also, she seems like she wouldn't care if she had a room mate, as opposed to everyone else who'd probably either eat you or make you sleep outside.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 03:45:54 2012 No.9832945
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>>9832585
This

Best dressed
Most friendly
Least deadly (unless provoked)
Great trainer and dueling partner
Has a job, therefore can pay rent unlike most other freeloading 2hus
Chinese food is fucking delicious
And she knows how to secure a home and keep it secured.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 04:13:37 2012 No.9833067
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She'd probably mess with the passage of time in the room, too.

Doing nico, grinding in MMOs and posting in chatboards forever couldn't be that bad, right?

Don't think she'll let me read any ero-stuff though.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 04:51:09 2012 No.9833185
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She'll have already listened to my desires, I wouldn't have to put up a social front with her and it would honestly be the best thing I could experience.

If Miko was my friend things would be diferent around here ;-;

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 05:06:57 2012 No.9833239
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Definitely Sanae. She's pretty smart in subjects I could be interested in. Also being able to make miracles happen would probably mean we'd be getting off just fine without having to worry about living necessities such as money issues.

Also she's my favorite and she's a bundle of joy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 05:24:06 2012 No.9833314 >>9832485 >I need someone to nag me to get shit done. I think she would do that. I'd like that too, but not too much nagging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 05:32:18 2012 No.9833341 >>9833239 Me too. I bet she can perform miracle where I pour the same amounts of cum inside her like in my chinese cartoons.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Oct 6 10:38:18 2012 No.9834113 File: 80 KB, 477x477, Anon's typical day with Patchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice, Patchy or Youmu.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 11:42:43 2012 No.9834325
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How many of them can speak fluent English?

I choose Nitori because she can fix shit around the house and upgrade my computer.

Also she's fucking adorable and I would like to procreate with her someday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 11:44:58 2012 No.9834332 >>9834325 You can try to communicate through hand gestures. After a while you can both speak an entire new language where just looking at each other will allow the other to understand it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 11:53:01 2012 No.9834350 File: 92 KB, 480x640, 23973183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy because she stays to herself and minds her own business but is very willing to help out if you need her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:03:36 2012 No.9834374 Komachi or Aya

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:04:05 2012 No.9834378 File: 162 KB, 510x287, 1343752448610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9832945 Sold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:05:20 2012 No.9834379 >>9834325 Why would she help a human

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:05:20 2012 No.9834380 File: 169 KB, 550x765, sure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kanako. Mostly the sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:07:37 2012 No.9834387 File: 460 KB, 1300x900, 0a6494fc6ae1448ae1f39c5f6870dff4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orin because she knows her place as a pet and is cute as HELL

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:08:22 2012 No.9834390 >>9834380 She'll expect you to pull your weight monetarily. She's a formidable business woman, afterall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:15:25 2012 No.9834406 >>9834379 Why wouldn't she? >>9834332 That'd be cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:21:28 2012 No.9834423 God i hate this board

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:24:13 2012 No.9834432 File: 102 KB, 500x625, tumblr_m2kb2m4nJq1qfpfczo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why hasn't she been mentioned yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:25:58 2012 No.9834433 >>9834423 >>9834423

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:25:58 2012 No.9834434 >>9834423 I know right? Everyone will try to deny it but it's just like /mlp/ but with different characters as the focus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:27:59 2012 No.9834440 >>9834406 Because she dislikes humans

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:28:28 2012 No.9834441 >>9834434 When you cringe at a Pony fan. You're basically looking at yourself from the outside. Like a normal person. Touhou is gay as gel just like ponies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:31:58 2012 No.9834448 >>9834441 Exactly. The only difference is that /mlp/ seems to have nicer people at a glance at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:32:58 2012 No.9834452 >>9834434 touhou fandom has always been just like mlp fandom, the only reason its not hated as much it's because they're horses

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:37:30 2012 No.9834462 >>9834441 I may be obsessed with little girls but at least I'm not a horsefucker

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:38:00 2012 No.9834464 >>9834462 a pedophile or a horsefucker which is worse? aren't they both as bad and shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:39:00 2012 No.9834468 >>9834464 Who says I'm a pedophile? I just like cute things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:40:15 2012 No.9834469 >>9834464 What if you fuck a young horse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:41:15 2012 No.9834474 >>9834469 Wow, ponyfags are worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:44:00 2012 No.9834481 I always thought 'tfw' meant 'their face when' or 'the face when' depending on contect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:45:46 2012 No.9834487 tfw not lynching cute korean girlfriends

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:50:46 2012 No.9834509 >>9834487 Like old school with a tree and an angry mob?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 12:58:47 2012 No.9834545 >>9834468 Isn't that exactly what MLP fans say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 13:04:32 2012 No.9834562 >>9834481 'this face when', so yeah you're right with the second

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 13:41:21 2012 No.9834678 MLP is becoming the new Hitler for 4chan arguments. Maybe we should make an addendum to Godwin's Law to include MLP when people want to make absurd comparisons for the sake of insulting something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 13:55:37 2012 No.9834730 >>9834678 oy vey ya cant compare MLP to hitler havent ya heard about the shoah?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 13:57:52 2012 No.9834740 Youmu because she's a dork XD

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 13:58:36 2012 No.9834743 >>9834740 Why would you want to be roommates with a dork?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:39:12 2012 No.9834893 >>9827801 http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Bug_391741_-_Cherimoya_GNU/Linux_does_not_ship_with_a_copy_of_SICP

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:54:00 2012 No.9834967
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Yukari, we could visit any place in the universe, and also because I got mama Ran and Cheeeeeeeeeen

Suika, Sanae, Komachi and Nitori are another great choices

I would never be bored with anyone of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:15:39 2012 No.9835053 File: 1.24 MB, 600x600, 1337045143322.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya, Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:18:55 2012 No.9835070 >>9827846 If it's living with those twins then I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:21:13 2012 No.9835084 File: 255 KB, 800x775, sanae2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sane, she is aquiet and clean girl i can get a long with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:23:27 2012 No.9835095 No one said Hina/Parsee/Keine yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:26:42 2012 No.9835106 >>9834432 Wouldn't Remi be like the worst roommate? She would constantly suck your blood and she hates humans

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:49:49 2012 No.9835250

>>9835106
>She would constantly suck your blood
That's fine.

>she hates humans
So she would dominate and belittle me? That's fine too. Eventually she would warm up to me, and maybe even allow me to join her for tea or carry her umbrella for her when she goes out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:52:34 2012 No.9835267 >>9834678 Allowing furries to have their two boards on 4chan is fucking ridiculous. and you keep fucking Hitler's name out of your fucking posts. That man killed more jews than the price increase on kosher pickles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:04:06 2012 No.9835329 >>9834730 nope. is that food?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:05:21 2012 No.9835335 >>9835053 lol, so you're that fat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:06:44 2012 No.9835340 >>9835106 >she hates humans doesn't seem to hate sakuya at all despite her being a human.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:13:00 2012 No.9835365 >>9835340 Sakuya is like her house negro.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:28:50 2012 No.9835422
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I wouldn't mind living with any Touhou because they're all interesting in their own way! If I had to choose though I guess it would be Flandre, she seems to keep things interesting. I just want someone who would do their share of the cleaning and cooking, and who won't complain when I have my Tou-Bros over late at night for games!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:32:21 2012 No.9835433 >>9835084 How many of her desires can you satisfy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:33:37 2012 No.9835440 >>9835433 Only the 2 ass ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:34:51 2012 No.9835443 >>9835433 i can satisfy her desire for a good room mate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:37:21 2012 No.9835452 >>9835440 Happinass and?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:39:21 2012 No.9835462 >>9835422 You've awakened the neckbear. You're in for a world of pain bitch.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:41:51 2012 No.9835472

Well, Reimu doesn't want a housemate no matter what, so she's right out

Marisa probably wouldn't either

Maybe Alice, or Patchy. If it was Patchy I think we would have to live in a large house because she seems like she would get irritated at having to be in close quarters with someone all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:43:36 2012 No.9835479 >>9835422 >Tou-Bros Your ``trolling'' attempts get more pathetic every day. I'd say it grows O(2^n) or faster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:46:38 2012 No.9835491 >>9835106 But I'm American. Most Japanese girls love Americans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:47:38 2012 No.9835498 >>9835491 Remi isn't Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:48:08 2012 No.9835500 >>9835498 Everyone loves Americans, including Caucasians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:48:38 2012 No.9835504 >>9835491 Remi is Romanian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:51:08 2012 No.9835524 >>9835504 Why is her sister french? Is she adopted?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:53:38 2012 No.9835529 Only the human 2hus and like a couple youkai would even come near you without wanting to kill your human ass

Reisen's Husbando Sat Oct 6 16:54:53 2012 No.9835536

Reisen, of course. Being her husbando, I know what it's like to live in Eientei. It's quite fun most of the time, but...it can be stressful at others. When I need a break, I go to the SDM and let Remilia feed on my B-type blood. I get a free pass to the mansion just for being her favorite meal, so it's a good deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:55:53 2012 No.9835540 >>9835536 lel le husbando

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:56:53 2012 No.9835544 >>9835540 How mad is this nerd? >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEOPLE LIKE TO PRETEND 2HUS ARE GIRLFRIENDS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:56:53 2012 No.9835545 >>9835422 She will either accidentally kill you while playing, or will get hungry and atomize you. It'd be for the best, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:57:08 2012 No.9835547 >>9835536 Wait what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:57:08 2012 No.9835548 File: 75 KB, 472x472, reisencirnohakutaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9835536 Reisen is my favorite Touhou. I've always wondered why other Reisen fans are so insufferably retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:58:17 2012 No.9835552 >>9835544 who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:58:46 2012 No.9835556 >>9835544 It's not the fact that he has Reisen as his girlfriend (I meet Koakuma quite often in my dreams). It's the fact he uses words like ``husbando''. Why the fuck did you have to quote that, by the way?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:59:16 2012 No.9835559 >>9834379 Assballs. Assballs and cucumbers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:00:31 2012 No.9835561 >>9835536 You remind me of these Gaia roleplayers that shitpost on obscure textboards

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:01:26 2012 No.9835564 >>9834423 >>9834434 >>9834441 >>9834452 >>9834462 >>9834464 Witch 2hu poni wud u fuq?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:02:26 2012 No.9835570 Which 2hu would you take on a date?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:05:43 2012 No.9835590 >>9835570 ur dad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:07:13 2012 No.9835596 >>9835590 counter-sage

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:12:13 2012 No.9835619 >>9834423 >>9834434 >>9834441 >>9834452 >>9834462 >>9834464 neo-neo /jp/ at its finest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:18:04 2012 No.9835654 >>9835564 >>9835590 >>9835596 Reported. Man I love 4watch XD

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:24:20 2012 No.9835669 Are you going to really report all these? That's a lot of captcha, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:34:40 2012 No.9835706 >>9835669 maybe he has a 4chan pass, dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:48:00 2012 No.9835759 >>9835479 just add the ``bro'' buzzword to your filter, spergman. it'll fix it for you. calling the aspies out on their shit won't make them fix their behavior, just make them do it more to spite you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:51:59 2012 No.9835777 A touhou that would be in real life no longer than 1.55m And no breast cup larger than B. If she's nicer than a gorilla I'm in love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:00:39 2012 No.9835817 >>9835777 gorillas are pretty nice idk if any touhous are nicer than a gorilla i mean there are nice touhous but gorillas are really nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:01:09 2012 No.9835822 >>9835817 Yeah, it's chimps that are complete bastards

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:02:40 2012 No.9835823 >>9835822 I fucking hate chimps. They're so ugly. You just want to punch them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:08:54 2012 No.9835847 File: 25 KB, 400x267, chim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9835823 Say that to my face, fucker, not online and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:18:45 2012 No.9835890 >>9835847 I wouldn't recommend doing that. Chimps will fuck you up and eat your corpse afterwards too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:27:02 2012 No.9835929 File: 34 KB, 400x267, hereiam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9835847 Here I am buttface, what you gonna do about it?

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:33:47 2012 No.9835948

>>9835847
and to think we're related to those things. they have all the bad qualities we do (they bicker and fight over stupid shit like we, their "society" is just as full of bullshit as ours, and they even band together to go to wars with the rival clans), but none of the good ones.

and they're just as ugly.

>>	Reisen's Husbando Sat Oct 6 18:38:50 2012 No.9835973 >>9835948 So Chimps are like Orcs, right?

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 22:48:55 2012 No.9837256
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>>9828989
patchy..that book is almost a century old

i would prefer not to live with someone else

loneliness is most acute amidst others, so at least at home i'd like to be able to relax. there is no substitute for personal agency.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 17:58:58 2012 No.9841314 File: 71 KB, 709x709, e30e16831c7cf1763d48c1697ab497af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9827713 Myon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 18:00:43 2012 No.9841322 I normally don't care much about Iku, but somehow I think she would make a fun roommate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 18:50:13 2012 No.9841575 >>9841322 every saturday evening "come on anon, stop sitting by that computer, let's hit the dance clubs!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 19:02:03 2012 No.9841635 File: 610 KB, 1000x856, 1346796809252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best roommates bruh, troll yukari, ran cooks, nosebleed with chen.

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