/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

NEET lifestyle thread (Appearances edition!)

Post your pictures. Other /jp/ers will tell you how you can improve your looks.

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[Anonymous No.]

you seem to be lost

please remove yourself from /jp/

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9824232
NEWFAGLET

[Freezing No.]

> Other /jp/ers will tell you how you can improve your looks.

excuse me girl, this is not /fa/

[Anonymous No.]

So this is how it ends..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824247
That's what your mom said when I pulled out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824247
You did it to yourself.
Offboarders cried for another /b/, and they got one, they just have to say NEET before their shitpost.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824247
Not with a bang but with a whimper...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date me, /jp/?

[Freezing No.]

>>9824267
le milky face

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824267
I would give up everything for a gf...

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9824275

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>>9824275
It would be hilarious if she would make you give up your penis xD

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824282
Hello there gurl...

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>>9824267
if you were a NEET id consider it
otherwise you are kill of marry fuck kill, every time, all the time, not that you'd understand why if you arent NEET

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>>9824258
NEET threads are terrible, but it's because of the blogging and /r9k/ crossboarders. If anything /jp/ was more "random" before /q/.

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>>9824275
Are you hot?

[Anonymous No.]

I find it ironic how Yama is one of the worst shitposters (rule breakers) that have ever graced /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Old pic, sry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824299
I find it ironic that you got those Cirno dubz while talking about Yama.

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9824293
YOUVE JUST BEEN HIT BY THE KING

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824282
>>9824293
Roleplaying is against the RULES

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9824314
Look in the mirror pal

I'm actually a cat girl in real life

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>>9824304
yea thoses are some E P I C dubs xDDD gonna share them on facebook :)

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824314
Piss off...

I am trying to conquer a gurl here...
It's not roleplaying if I am talking to a real gurl...

[Anonymous No.]

shit dick in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824334
LOL epic fail

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824334

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9824334
sorry friend

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

If my post ends in 3 I GET a gf...

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>>9824235
r u a grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824334
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>>9824343
who homu here

[Anonymous No.]

im on a cut how am i doing??

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9824352

[Anonymous No.]

>Post your pictures
lol n get griefed 2 HELL n back? =__= nah...i'll pass

[Anonymous No.]

m i qt?

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824352

[Anonymous No.]

I would post a picture but I'm scared I'll get hacked :(

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>>9824352

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rate me /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Rate my bod, subhuman betas.

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>>9824235
Look at all those gamecubes. I'm glad you're doing the recycling in your community

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824380
you look better in real life than drawn

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>>9824383
DON'T DO IT MAN. THEY CAN FIND YOU'RE IP AND SHIT! D:

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9824366
If you're who I think you are then come talk to me sometime.

You know where to find me

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>>9824390
>walk into bar
>insult big man
>he tells me if I don't like his dominance to lick his nutsack
>I lieck his nutsack
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>I struggle to pick all up
>He pushes me to the floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824366
Come back budro...

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Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!

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Excellent thread fellow /v/irgins xDDD

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ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FUCKING RAID. WHEN YOU LEAVE /b/ YOU ARE NO LONGER ANONYMOUS.
ALL that raiding does is establish a link with the disgusting identity-saturated world that exists outside of 4chan.
A person doing, referencing, or talking about things that belong inside /b/ while outside is just an idiot. We are all fucking idiots here, but because we are ALL anonymous and ALL acting randomly we create something WONDERFUL, something that is not just a bunch of random crap but EVERYTHING, and because we have no identity here each and every one of us owns the ENTIRE sum of our efforts.
What you people are doing is NOT anonymous, you are no longer anonymous, you are "anonymous from /b/" you get an identity, you may call yourselves anon BUT YOU ARE NOT ANONYMOUS!
YOU DO NOT TAKE /b/ WITH YOU! The environment which transforms random acts into enlightenment is NOT THERE, you do nothing but make yourselves look stupid and POTENTIALLY THREATEN OUR FUTURE.
Many of you do not even understand what /b/ is. You have come here too late and where absorbed into this newbie raiding culture. At first it started small, but then my mom got scared. She sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, its license plate said fresh and it had a dice in the mirror. That is more or less harmless. BUT YOU IDIOTS ARE RUINING IT. We should not have started, WE DID NOT KNOW IT WOULD HAVE TO KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER.
ALREADY THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS ARE BEING FELT! Look around you; it's now around seven or eight and we've dispatched the cabbie; finally, we have a chance to sit on our thrones as princes of bel-air. mock-fighting is now turning into real hostilities.
/b/ IS NOT AN INTERNET POWER, we are a STATE OF MIND. There is no /b/ army, there is no /b/-'anything', there is only /b/ and anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>/r/ angry sun pics
wtf irony
When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.
And no, this is not copy pasta.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824420
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9824434
It was just like this roughly the same time last year.

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Are we being raided or something from /v/ or the IRC? The amount of shit on /jp/ right now is ridiculous.

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Why does everyone on /jp/ act like they have autism?

I met a kid with autism once and he could barely talk, his mood would swing about randomly, and he had crazy retard strength. Are any of you actually autistic? You just seem shy and socially inept.

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>>9824434
It's a raid by /jp/

[Neferpitou !69QhtH99vE No.]

>>9824431
It's 2012 now Yama!!!!

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>>9824434
THE GOOD OLD DAYS ARE BACK

DOWN WITH /q/
DOWN WITH /q/
DOWN WITH /q/
DOWN WITH /q/

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe I'm doing this... but I need your advice, /jp/.
I come home today to find 8 or 9 select images from my CP collection on my monitor. The really hardcore stuff. I'm sure some of you have seen the set of the 6 year old girl in the dog collar crying while she's molested. That kinda caliber of stuff.
I know I'm fucked. I never leave my PC on when I'm at work, and I certainly don't leave CP onscreen. I walk into the kitchen and my girlfriend is sitting at the table eating a sandwhich. This is it. I'm proper fucked.
"Hey" "So... are you into that kinda stuff?" no point denying the obvious "Yea... I mean... fuck I've never done anything to any kids or anything. I've never paid anyone. I... it's just the way I'm wired I guess. Shit I dunno..." "Huh... you know there's places where you can do stuff like that." "What?" She slides some travel brochures for thailand and the philippines over the table. "Maybe we should think about somewhere else for vacation instead of new york this year."
She gets up, puts her plate in the sink, gives me a kiss on the cheek, and leaves for class.
This has to be a trick. She must be setting me up for the death penalty or something. God wouldn't let me be this happy. There's no way in hell I can have a pedo girlfriend.
Sadly... I'm in your hands, /jp/.

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>>9824434
I've only been seen Yama, but I'm sure this Neferpitou guy is probably Jones or Tokiko, and I'm sure there's a couple more of them (in that awful NEET thread, there was some guy reposting shit from /v/).

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>9824448
GOOD OLD DAYS PLEASE MONEY GOOD OLD GAMESTOP DAYS

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I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

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>>9824420

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm sure there's a couple more of them