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9823573 No.9823573 [Reply] [Original]

So what type of work does /jp/ do?

How do you guys get by in life?

>> No.9823576

I'm a police officer.

>> No.9823579

I'll give you a demonstration of my work.
*whips dick out*

>> No.9823587

I'm "my boss almost saw that" guy's boss.

>> No.9823590
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9823590

I'm a pediatric gynecologist.

>> No.9823596

I'm that navy seals guy with the short temper.

>> No.9823598

>>9823587
Can I stop working weekends?

>> No.9823609

My obsession with yuki-onna led me to become an ice cream vendor.

>> No.9823627

>>9823590
How do I get such a job?

>> No.9823620

>>9823598
Get off of 4chan and start working.

>> No.9823642

>>9823627
IT technician. I'm getting paid for browsing /jp/ and doing some minor works like helping old ladies restore their sidebar gadgets.

>> No.9823649
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9823649

I'm looking for a job as a genetic engineer to create genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership. I hope my degree in biology is going to help. Until then I'll stay NEET.

>> No.9823660

>>9823649

I want to make a Breaking Bad parody about a biochem graduate who works as a pharmacist by day and tries to genetically engineer his girlfriendo by night.

>> No.9823732
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9823732

I'm a pokemon master. It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

>> No.9823753

>>9823642

I'm the military equivalent to this, but replace "old ladies" with "old officers". Which, incidentally, can be old ladies.

>> No.9823774

>>9823753

One time when I was in middle school we had a substitute math teacher who was an admiral in the navy. Everyone talked over her and made it really difficult to teach. I imagine she was sort of like Goku restraining himself so he didn't blow up a lot of planets with his mind.

>> No.9824099

I'm a farmer. Its really nice because i basically only work 3 months a year and i can pretty much be a neet for the rest of the year.

>> No.9824163

>>9823732
cute pic

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9824175

>>9823649
Hmm.... I wonder which of us will get there first

>> No.9824243

I put boxes with shoes into bigger boxes.

>> No.9824336
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9824336

I work in the white house as an adviser to the vice president and i make 300k/year.
get on my level, losers! yeah that's right, stay jealous!
i got a hot girlfriend and we have sex every day, you jealous?
come on hit me with your best! losers!

How did i do, /jp/?

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9824351

I kill servants for a living

>> No.9824372

>>9824336
Can I suck your cock?

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