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9821870 No.9821870[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What is your strong point /jp/?
What can you do that others can´t?
I bet that some of you are good at sucking dicks

>> No.9821872

nothing

>> No.9821883

I've been doing kegels every day for 8 years and I can almost break a wooden board with my piss stream.

I'll probably post a video when I finally get it

>> No.9821888

I can bench 370 lbs.
That is my only talent.

>> No.9821885

I have good analytical ability.

>> No.9821889

I'm okay at fighting games but only when compared to other people who don't play them.

>> No.9821892

>>9821883
I'd actually pay to see that.

>> No.9821903

i always think about this but everything i do, others do it better, i am not special

>> No.9821897

>>9821885
Emphasis on anal.

>> No.9821899

I have some Touhou world records. Probably the only thing I can actually say I can do that others can't (haven't).

>> No.9821905

I am good at bass guitar.

>> No.9821911

I'm good at doing nothing.

>> No.9821907

>>9821905
Prove it.

>> No.9821915

>>9821907
I don't have equipment for recording, sorry. The hardest song I can play well is YYZ by Rush.

>> No.9821918

Apparently I'm a natural shot with a gun.

>> No.9821922

I'm good at being bad at everything. I'll be the world's greatest loser.

>> No.9821929

I'm a strong man who don't need no woman.

>> No.9821923

I have the potential to surpass most people in most areas, but I never refine my abilities, letting them fester stagnantly until my inevitable death.

So in a way, I guess you could say I excel at being lazy.

>> No.9821924

>>9821915

can u play 2hu?

>> No.9821925

I can cook well. One day I hope to cook a bunch of food for someone, preferably a cute little girl. I've considered giving some leftover baked goods to my neighbors but it'd be embarrassing.

>> No.9821932
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9821932

>>9821922
Motherfucker, are you trying to steal my position?

>> No.9821937

>>9821924
Nah. I don't learn many songs anymore. I'd rather work on my Japanese.

>> No.9821941

I can learn how to read and speak languages with minimal effort.

>> No.9821943

>>9821932

Who's to say I haven't already?

>> No.9821945

I haven't done reps for two weeks. I'm pretty proud.
Please kill me

>> No.9821949

>>9821937
If you were talking about the games, though, I was able to 1CC EoSD, PCB, and IN on Normal, but that was a few years ago. Nothing to brag about.

>> No.9821952

>>9821943
Who's to say you aren't the same person?

>> No.9821953

>>9821897

さすが/jp/

>> No.9821958

I do server administration.

>> No.9821968

I guess I'm a little on the smart side, but otherwise there's nothing remarkable about me. It'd be great if I had a marketable talent.

>> No.9821969

I'm kind of good with mechanical things to do with cars or what not and am a pretty good driver but I'm hardly at the level in either to ever mean anything beyond being "above average."

Everything else I'm either average or below average in.

>> No.9821979

>>9821953
Why are you talking about daggers?

>> No.9821980

Don't have one. Nothing. I tried many things, put in years of effort; no matter what, I am always worse than average.

>> No.9821991

I am training now to become an EROGE EXPERT. You will know in the future, so remember my name.

>> No.9821994

>>9821980
Did you try drugs?

>> No.9821996

>>9821991
I'll remember your name sage.

>> No.9821997

I'm optimistic to the point where it just makes me lazy. I believe everything will be just fine and things will work out in the end so I just goof off all day.

Some would say this is more of a fault than a strong point but hey, it's better than being stressed all day.

>> No.9822007

>>9821994
What? No.

>> No.9822009

- I actually study a lot after school.
- I'm doing lots of excercises and my body is kinda nice now.
- I'm currently looking for a job and thanks to my last degree I can hunt the junior executives ones.

Despite all of that, my love for touhou and /jp/ is still perfectly fine. I'm merely using the 3D world to improve my incomes so I can get my hands on more touhou stuff.

>> No.9822013

>>9822007
That's what your problem is. The only people who succeed anymore are the ones using drugs. Go get diagnosed with ADD and pick up some Adderall.

>> No.9822016

>>9822013
That sounds expensive

>> No.9822017

I like to think I'm somewhat good at exploring and putting into words abstract things like moods and emotions. For example, if I see a touhou picture that gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside, I'm not satisfied before I can explain to myself what about the picture made me feel that way.

I fantasize about developing a sensibility for moe on the level of a fine artist, and use it to create works that will warm the hearts of men everywhere.

>> No.9822024

>>9822017
>if I see a touhou picture that gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside, I'm not satisfied before I can explain to myself what about the picture made me feel that way.

I do this too, sometimes.

>> No.9822025

>>9822016
It's only about $3 a day. Not too bad.

>> No.9822029

>>9821870

Money is my strong point. Nothing else. ;_;

>> No.9822032

>>9822025
Plus finding a doctor that's willing to give it to you

>> No.9822034

>>9822013
>get diagnosed with ADD
Easier said than done. Either way, I wouldn't do drugs just to be better than others at some things.

>> No.9822068

>>9822017
>>9822024
I'm somewhat envious. As my affinity lies in concretes, and not abstracts, I'm largely unable to articulate myself when it comes to such matters.

>> No.9822087

I think I have an above-average dreaming ability, but that's about it.

>> No.9822109

Good with computers and acquiring new knowledge

>> No.9822151

I'm pretty good at being a failure.

>> No.9822155

I'm pretty good at being late.

>> No.9822167

Absolutely nothing. The fact that I collect videogames, figures, toys, movies and other media is just a by-product and justification of my inability to have a single talent or skill.

At this point the only positive aspect of myself is that I'm not fat, but even then that positivity is lost when you realize I'm a 5' 9ish 126 lbs wimp.

>> No.9822168

>>9822167
>5' 9ish 126 lbs wimp
That's not obese. It's good.

>> No.9822170

Despite being extremely anxious and socially awkward, I am considerate, passionate, honest and kind.

Yes, my strong point is being off-set by fucking mental disorders.

>> No.9822173

>>9822170
God damn! That is a feel I know all too well, considering I have OCD, SAnD, and depression

>> No.9822191

Where's the "I hope op gets banned" guy?

>> No.9822192

>>9822191
Maybe he was banned.

>> No.9822198

>>9822192
Oh the irony.

>> No.9822205

I am fluent in more than two languages. I guess you could say that I always have an easier time learning new languages compare to the average person.
I'm thinking of going for a 4th language, but I probably need to solidify my Japanese first.

>> No.9822206

>>9822173
We don't want it to be too easy.

>> No.9822209

I'm good at having sexual relations. It's what I do for a living.

btw I'm a guy.

>> No.9822210
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9822210

I'm really cool

>> No.9822213

>>9822209
Are you a japanese male gigolo?

>> No.9822225

>>9822205
Define fluent? Are you able to go to the country of said language and be able to understand and comprehend things and conversations?

>> No.9822230 [DELETED] 

>>9822221

>> No.9822243
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9822243

im just good at everything op

>> No.9822272

I shitpost on /jp/ 8 hrs a day

this is my job

>> No.9822276

>>9822272
I have been shitposting for the last 17 hours. Get on my level.

>> No.9822282

I learned a second language of a completely different language family, something almost no Native English speakers ever do - most don't even bother with other Germanic languages.

>> No.9822287

>>9822282
Spanish isn't that hard.

>> No.9822292

>>9822287

Why would I learn Spanish?

I'm not even American.

>> No.9822307

I was really good at wow until they ruined it with cata.

>> No.9822326
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9822326

I'm a whistling virtuoso.

>> No.9822340

>>9822282
Japanese? Arabic? Russian?

>> No.9822346

>>9822340

日本語もちろんさ。

Russian wouldn't be worth it just for STALKER. Arabia doesn't produce anything good.

>> No.9822345

I can play the sax.
That is my only talent.

I am eventually planning on doing some touhou covers, but I can't be fucked to actually do anything about it.

(Any ideas for songs to do? Difficulty is not an issue.)

>> No.9822360

>>9822345
Remi's theme is made for sax.

>> No.9822365

>>9822346
Define "good".
Because Japan doesn't produce anything good either.

>> No.9822367

>>9822346
Dude, look at the amount of good Russian writers.

>> No.9822376

>>9822365

Good = I like it.

>> No.9822398

I will become a better artist than all of you combined.

>> No.9822418

I have a good body. And my intelligence is well above average. And I am quite charismatic.

And yet I cannot ever succeed with women no matter what I do, and I am ugly as fuck despite my best efforts. So I guess you could say I excel at being tragically flawed.

>> No.9822421

>>9822418

You're likely not as great as you think.

>>>/r9k/

>> No.9822444

I don't know really. I do so many things I just don't even know what to do anymore.

Study fulltime via my room (full uni degree though)
Work 25 hours a week
Composing for two indie projects right now (though cant say ive had much time to)

Got another job interview tomorrow, got a course to teach immigrants english coming up (unpaid) (to compliment my degree).

I run, go to the gym, done half marathons.

I pretty sure i'm an alcoholic though, I drink so much yet no one else knows.

Help.

>> No.9822486

>>9822421
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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9822493

my cock

please respond

>> No.9822502
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9822502

my cock it is censored this time

>> No.9822504

>>9821870
I am good at StepMania.

>> No.9822516

>>9821922
Hi there, mister Ellimist, sir. How's your day?

>> No.9823550

>>9823549
Prove it.

>> No.9823549

I'm decent at writing and am wonderful at thinking in tangents.

That's because I was hyperlexic and am psychotic, though.

>> No.9823565

I can beat up everyone on /jp/.

>> No.9823574

I don't think there's anything I'm particularly good at besides procrastinating and forgetting things.

>> No.9823581

I have a photographic memory and I'm pretty good at drawing. Had decided to become an artist until 10th grade where I realized liberal arts won't yield much of a future.

Built my own computer in the same year so I'm pretty decent with that. Had plans of becoming a sysadmin but then somehow I ended up posting on jp at a sunny afternoon naked lying in bed with cheese around my lips

>> No.9823586
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9823586

I play a mean bass.

>> No.9823588

>>9823581
Should have gone for the liberal arts.

>> No.9823606

>>9823588
I can't take it easy when I'm drawing. I'm constantly judging others due to my superior art talent.

>> No.9823608

I'm good at fishing. I'd always go with my dad on fishing trips and watch him and his friends get piss drunk while remaining calm and quietly fish away. I haven't been in a few years though now and probably lost some skill but I think I can get back into it if I try. Besides, it's a great way to leave the house but still doesn't force you to interact with people.

>> No.9823618

>>9823608
Fishing is not a skill nerd

>> No.9823626

>>9823565
How many people can you beat up outside of /jp/?

>> No.9823632

>>9823550

You can't really prove either of those two, especially the psychotic thing. Well, there was that one time over two years ago where I ranted about how women enjoyed getting raped on livejournal; that was fueled by an alcohol-induced psychotic episode, and I was in a psych ward the month previous. But I had the common sense to delete all of those entries.

>> No.9823650

>>9823632
Rape fetish isn't so bad. I'm sure plenty of people with a sound mind have that as a fetish too.

>> No.9823646

>>9823626
Pretty sure he means beat as in beating cocks ROLFMAO!

>> No.9823648

I'm in Mensa, but that hardly means shit as all I do is destroy my brain cells with regular bathes in a certain solvent.

>> No.9823654

>>9823618
Really? I thought long and hard about this one too.

>> No.9823662

>>9823650
There's a difference between having a rape fetish and actually enjoying getting raped.

>> No.9823672

>>9823654
I'll give you something long and hard
*whips it out*

>> No.9823677

>>9823662
Ah, the rant came from the heart huh? Still, I'd say you did pretty good if you haven't eaten someone's face off with a spoon.

>> No.9823699

>>9822034
You clearly don't know a lot about how easy it is to get these things, then....

I'm not really good at anything though. I had a high IQ as a kid but I think I'm really really dumb now (as in, whenever I have to talk to people or whenever i'm compared to people who are actually average)

I think I'm still smarter than the average redneck American, but I'm pretty sure they're far below the average for the country...

>> No.9823702

>>9821915
I was about to say that I'm good at bass as well, then I saw YYZ and realized that I'm outclassed as fuck

>> No.9823729

I used to be pretty good at cycling but I don't really do it anymore. I've also been told I'm quite strong for my size by veteran lifters at the gym (could deadlift 150kg at 69kg bodyweight).

>> No.9823741

I have a rather large collection of Touhous. Beyond that, I'm awesome at fighting games.

>> No.9823747

I can jerk off for four hours.

>> No.9823761

>>9823747
Like without cumming for the entire 4 hours or just continuing for 4 hours covered in cum?

>> No.9823771

>>9823761
Without cumming for the entire four hours but it's not something I do often, it's really agonizing and you eventually get to a point where you can't feel anything down there.

>> No.9823781

>>9823771
How did you find out you can do this in the first place? Where you just bored and decided to see how long you can go?

>> No.9823789

>>9823781
I was marathoning a hentai series.

>> No.9823806

I can take it really easy.

>> No.9823809

I'm very good at sounding like I know what I'm talking about when I actually have no idea.

>> No.9823811

>>9823806
How easy. I'm going to need to need an example

>> No.9823829

>>9823771
I do this a lot. I thought it was normal.

>> No.9823834

>>9823811
I have been lying down for over 4 weeks.

>> No.9823858

>>9823834
How fat are you now? Or did you just stop eating too?

>> No.9823858,1 [INTERNAL] 

I am a master of procrastination.

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