Burn your fat with me!

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOQzwuw1P9M

Because I have no willpower, I am going to try this now. Idea is that you get a cute girl cheering you on and counting your reps while you do sit ups or push ups.

The biggest draw is that it's designed as a standard visual novel that you can only progress through with constant exercise as to keep you motivated.

I've already paid for it since it's half off as a launch promotion and it's currently downloading and installing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be all over that if I had a smart phone.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer Nike+.

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>>9815672
What? But i'm usually closing my eyes while doing push ups and such because it helps me to concentrate...

[Anonymous No.]

Heh, that's kind of endearing. It's a little embarrassing though, so I'll pass.

Wait, is that Nyanners at the end? No, I must be hearing things.

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>>9815705
I find it comical that my weight loss depends on acquiring a smart phone of all things.

[Anonymous No.]

>You've put on a little weight haven't you?

No.

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>>9815711
It is nyanners at the end. She had to suck a million dicks to get her voice to be on the commercial.

[Anonymous No.]

It's weird how it makes you balance your phone on your knees in the sit up position and press the screen after lifting your upper body. It fell off a couple of times until i realized your suppose to place it horizontally on your knee.

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>>9815717
Didn't it say the app was in english too? I'd buy it if nyanners voiced one of the girls.

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>>9815727
I wouldn't. Fuck Nyanners, and no, not like that.

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>>9815727
I think they made it a point to use netVA for the english dub, but I don't recognize the names. Not nyanners though, but that same cutish inflection she uses.

[Anonymous No.]

When I exercise I like to imagine I'm getting ready to fight dragons. Part of my routine uses a sledgehammer so it's fun. This probably wouldn't work well with me.

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>>9815736
You are gay.

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>>9815736
Why do people always want to kill dragons? Show a little love to them, I would rather have a dragon as a pet.

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>>9815749
The last thing we need is dragon sympathizers around here.

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>>9815749
Hey kid I got a dragon dildo here wanna yiff?

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>>9815744
I always get horny afterwards, so I'd probably plow your little ass if you wanted.

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>>9815736
>killing a dragon
>with a sledgehammer
I'd suggest something lighter than you can stab him in the eye with, or the heart if you get swallowed whole, or even in 2 pieces.

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>>9815760
Sorry I'm a straight woman I'm not your type.

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>>9815764
I just use a sledgehammer because it's all I have and I don't want to go buy anything. I pretend it's a sword.

>>9815767
Oh shit I'm sorry.

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>>9815767
>straight woman
But of course.

>>9815753
Please don't bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9815764
Link managed fine with a hammer.

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>>9815798
zelda games is shit

[Anonymous No.]

I'm already healthy and exercise everyday.

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>>9815726
Looks really awkward in that video. In fact, the rep counting seems the greatest detractor, since it greatly limits the kind of exercises you can do and forces you to focus on kissing the screen while you're exercising. I'd get it if you just had to punch in your numbers afterwards.

Also, the girls look boring. Where's my sporty tomboy wearing spats and tsuntsun sports club captain who yells at me if I don't take my training seriously enough?

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Nice presentation. Don't really like the promise of paid DLC, but I'm reassured with the idea that I'll be able to unlock the content anyway with exercise and moevation points.

Not bad for japanese indie devs so far, so let's get into it.

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[Anonymous No.]

First contact with the english voice actress, and it's not bad. I would have preferred a cute japanese voice, but this is not grating or badly directed so I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

Ouch, that's a really piercing look. I'm not that squishy though, but I'm out of shape compared to highschool me.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a male cheerleader version?

[Anonymous No.]

Magical uniform change and things are starting already. I still don't know how she's going to count though

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>>9815837
From the dev page, they're working on the otome version and more content for this one.

>>9815821
Good point, tomboy would really pump me up. Perhaps a new character down the line?

Well, I see what the others were talking about, this is going to be really uncomfortable. There is some proximity sensor sensitivity option in the settings menu, so I hope maybe later I can get it to work just by getting close to the screen instead of pressing.

[Anonymous No.]

I was ready to give up and call bullshit at this point, but the reassuring message really made me feel good for being close to the goal.
10 situps and winded is pathetic though. I really need to get healthy...

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>>9815848
>>9815848
Is this nigga serious?

[Anonymous No.]

More short story about how I used to be cool and liked around. So you just want to see the slim me then, that's kinda superficial.

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>>9815672
That's a great idea for a game.
>This just in - Average otaku weight down 20% across the nations
Wish I had a cellular device.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh.
This is a generic enough message that it would apply to most people buying such a thing, but it gets to me a bit. More exercise coming up so I try my best.

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>>9815860
What a slut. This doesn't make me happy at all. It would have been better if she said something like "I care about your general health because I care about you".

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>>9815852
Please don't do situps. They are bad for your back and ineffective.

Do leg raises instead.

[Anonymous No.]

"I will see you again, like it or not!"
Fine, at least we're done for now. Feel bad over being sore and tired from just 20, but it's a first step.
Quick review of my progress and unlocked more content.

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>>9815867
Wow dude what are your stats? Are you really tired from just 20 situps?

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing much. I can do more situps from the main menu, or just hear the vocal encouragement I have unlocked so far.

Overall, it could use more things and a better system to detect the reps. Perhaps I can find a better location for it so I can do leg raises instead if they're safer.

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>>9815874
+1 skinny fat
+2 depression
-2 muscle tone

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>>9815874
I'm 25, last time I did actual exercise was back in highschool. Not fat, just very out of shape. Been meaning to start a light cardio regime for a while now, this is just an extra push.

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>>9815878
I mean your height and weight you silly.

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>>9815880
178 cm, and about 65 kilo.

[Anonymous No.]

has an apk been uploaded yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do japanese people love situps? In every anime whenever a fat person tries to lose weight they go straight to situps.

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>>9815896
Easiest exercise to draw.

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>>9815896
I don't think it's Japanese people specifically, the world/media has just adopted the six-pack as the embodiment of fitness.

Never mind the fact that isolation exercises are borderline useless if you're simply looking to lose weight, or the fact that doing sit-ups won't even do anything for you aesthetically if you don't already have low body fat.

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>>9815885
I could try uploading a backup of the apk, but I'd feel bad. Indie japanese devs trying an english edition for less than the price of a can of soda. I'm held back by the idea that if this does well we might get more stuff later on.

I'm still mad we never got Barcode Kanojo for Android working properly. Dumb japanese SMS restrictions...

[Anonymous No.]

>Paying for your prison.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, yeah. I wanna get @ a sexy draconic girl after a hard workout and go all sledgy style on it

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>>9815863
Well. At least, she's trying to cheer you up and helps you losing weight. Could you say the same about 3D?

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>>9815917
This sounds like a great porn comic.

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>>9815864
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB2oyawG9KI

I see. Seeing that this leaves the hands free I could still use it and get a better workout.

[Anonymous No.]

I just imagine certain cute 2hoo flying in front of me when I'm running

[Anonymous No.]

Aw shi.. Because of this thread I pushed myself too far and went for a 30 straight sit-ups. I feel broken but good at the same time, this is a strange feeling. I think i'm going to try this again, this is kind of addictive.

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>>9815976
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorphins

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>>9815976
Keep it up! You're lucky. I never feel happy from exercising. But to be fair, I hardly enjoy anything.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to start a running regiment. It's hard because I have flat feet and hypermobile knees, so my legs give out very quickly.

But I am trying.

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>>9815976
Real fitness. Virtual love. Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9816012
Get your hands on Running Fast and Injury Free by Gordon Pirie

Also I feel sorry for you, a poor bastard like you with flat feet will never be terribly fast.

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>>9816035
I know, it's terrible. On the bright side it exempts me from any draft, so I can take it easy on that end.

I'll look up that book.

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>>9815904

If you could make a backup, i'd really appreciate it. I have a pretty shitty phone, and it's really hard for me to know what apps will run well without trying them.

[Anonymous No.]

What....

Why aren't people laughing hysterically at this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9816186
It's not that strange, especially on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9816200
I only laughed at the situp part and how thousands or more of big fat japanese otakus will need to be visiting a back doctor in the future.

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>>9816118
Sorry. Managed to get an apk with Titanium Backup, but it just gives me a parse error when I try to use it. Guess it has some copy protection due to being a paid application, I dunno.

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>>9816263

Dang! Oh well.

Thank you for trying dear anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I've always imagined something like this.

During my last sets or lap, I like to imagine that my waifu is watching on the side.

It's not like she's cheering me on, or that she'll do anything for me if I succeed (I imagine her lazily watching in mild interest--half expecting me to fail, but maybe a little disappointed if I do), but it always gives me a huge burst of energy and I always finish strong, just because she's watching.

...yeah I'm weird.

[Anonymous No.]

is this a computer game
i dont get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9816317
There's nothing weird here, you're just trying your best for someone. It's beautiful.

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>>9815802
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9816355
They're shit

[Anonymous No.]

age

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll just starve myself by taking adderall, thanks though, seems pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you win can you fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

But I don't have any iOS or android devices. What do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9820779
Vote for Obama and get on autismbux plus foodstamps.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't we already have something like this? Not an app but a series of videos or somesuch? The girl wore a tanktop or something.

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>>9820837
Yeah, training/sleeping/bathing with Hinako.

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>>9820859

I have the "いっしょにとれーにんぐ" video and it's glorious but then again I have a fetish for big tits and counting.

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>>9815672
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Tohou Project, doujin works and music, NEET lifestyle, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).

I hope you get banned, op

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>>9820779
> iOS
please leave