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You're not spending another night alone, are you Anon?

You need to do something wild and exciting, like spend the night with me.

C'mon it'll be fun. I wont bite

>> No.9812384

Okay, but I'm not a very interesting person to hang with.

>> No.9812385

what's wrong with your eye lady

>> No.9812390

Are you going to make me get a job?

>> No.9812395
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9812395

actually I just got dumped tonight
she told me to get a job and get out of the house because i'd been stuck in my room for months.
i told her to find a normalcool if she wants that shit because going outside is too terrifying and i don't like being bullied.
all in all a wonderful night

>> No.9812398

>>9812395
Nobody cares.

>> No.9812399

>>9812395
I'll pick you up dude you can suck my cock to get rid of those lonely forever feels.

>> No.9812406
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9812406

>>9812384
Oh I sure there's a very interesting person inside you just waiting to come out

>>9812385
Oh nothing my dear, I just to replace it.

My what wonderful eyes you have...

>>9812395
Don't worry Anon, I'll never leaave you. I'll stay with you forever and ever

>> No.9812415

>>9812406
Thank you~

I often get compliments for my eyes, i do not know why.

>> No.9812416
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9812416

Wanna find out who eats who first, nice lady?

>> No.9812419

>>9812395
Fuck off, falseNEET. Clinical depression and social anxiety are for normals. A true /jp/er could easily get laid or find a high paying job, but he chooses not to.

>> No.9812422

>>9812419
that's not true most suffer from social anxiety if they didn't they would be living by themselves and not with their parents

>> No.9812425

>>9812419

>A true /jp/er could easily get laid or find a high paying job, but he chooses not to.

I think your premise is flawed.

>> No.9812428

>>9812422
I'm NEET and I don't sufer from social anxiety and I live with my parents.

>> No.9812433

>>9812422
Living with your parents means you don't have to pay rent. It's only logical to smooch off of them for as long as you can.

>> No.9812432

this isn't the succubus I ordered

>> No.9812434

>>9812428
I'm NEET and I suffer from social anxiety and I live with my parents.

>> No.9812437

>>9812434
Why do you have social anxiety?

>> No.9812438

>>9812415
I'd squeeze your eyes out if I could get near you.

>> No.9812441

>>9812433
but you would prefer to live alone wouldn't you? it's a better quality of life but if you have social anxiety that type of life becomes hard to achieve.

>> No.9812443

>>9812437
How should I know? The point of anxieties are that they're irrational.

>> No.9812446

>>9812438
The only thing you'd squeeze would be the semen out of my cock, dude.

>> No.9812450

>>9812446
Sorry, but I don't accept micro-cocks.

>> No.9812451

>>9812450
If it's big enough for your mom it's big enough for you.

>> No.9812452
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9812452

>>9812415
They're so very pretty, pretty, pretty

Give them to me so I know you only have eyes for me

>> No.9812455

>>9812452
I dunno, wouldn't that make me blind? I kind of need eyes for other things than looking at girls too.

>> No.9812463

>>9812451
Looks like you want me to squeeze and crush some other parts of your body too.

>> No.9812469

>>9812463
Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.9812496

>>9812469
Only if it can reach the depths of my throat.

>> No.9812514

>>9812496
never mind then

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