/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do you live it up as a hikki/NEET?

[Anonymous No.]

Parents and Yugioh business.

[Anonymous No.]

No, because I'm not a pathetic no life who actually goes out and talks to people and has a good time with friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811027
I know yama when I see him

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811043
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811010
I just can't get a job (I used to work for years before, and made good money and bought lots of things).
Now my parents are waiting me to get another job, but searching it's a pain in the ass, so I get one or two interviews per week, and that is all I do.
Btw I also help my dad with some paperwork so he would buy me food, meds, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811055
He said he's not a pathetic no life who does those things. Pay attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811059
Thats why he should go to and shit up the normalfag boards

>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811010
Sitting alone in the corner of my dark room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811069

Y-you can't read can you?

I'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811083
Stop writing confusing messages you dirtbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811083
Neither can you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811083
To be fair, it really doesn't make sense.
>pathetic no life who actually goes out and talks to people and has a good time

what

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811083
You are fucking dumb and write stuff but mean to say other stuff. Are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811095
What's hard to understand about that? He's saying that the people who do those things are pathetic no lifes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811095
>>9811043
You said you ARENT a pathetic no life. As in, youre a normalfag. Holy fuck you cant really be this stupid can you?

[Anonymous No.]

I occasionally smoke weed and actually have fun playing video games for a change.

However, as a NEET I very rarely have the sources or money to get any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811105
Well, I guess he has a point. If your life depends on constant gratification from your friends and doing stupid stuff, then you are pathetic and have no real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811120
Sounds pretty QUEER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811083
>>9811059
You tried really hard to defend me, but I actually meant something more akin to:

No, I don't live it up as a NEET, because I'm too busy enjoying life with friends and family.

Thanks anyways. You NEETs are bunch of nerds. Why don't you just go outside and take a walk once in a while... smell the trees and feel the wind on your face. Doesn't that sound nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw when no gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811120
Get the FUCK out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811120
lel nevermind then you're a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811120

this guy is pretty funny. I hope he sticks around.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't live as a NEET, I have to go to school or I'll be kicked out.

It hurts, I wish I had doting parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811189
I was given the choice of get a job or go to school, so I went to school. I have been going very slowly, though. I am NEET at heart..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811189
I know your pain. At first going to school was enough and I didn't have to worry about working, but now I'm being nagged about getting a job. College is awful enough already. I think they want to kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811214
Just tell them
1. It's very hard to find a job right now, especially with no training
2. It will be even harder to find a job that will accomodate my school schedule
3. Having a job would make it harder for me to do well in school, by cutting into study time

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811228
Believe me, I've told them. They don't even think I've applied for any at all, even though I've applied everywhere I can think of and even had an interview once. They just don't listen. They figure that since they have a job, I should be able to get one too or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811236
Then just refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811236
Eat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811164
I will! Always happy to help! :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811242
It's not like I don't want to get a job either, but they just keep riding my ass. It's only a matter of time before it becomes a requirement. I can't stay in college forever, and I wouldn't want to anyways.

>>9811265
Maybe then I could get a decent meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811214

What are you studying? If it's engineering/physics/hard science then tell them that it's too much to work and study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811274
Fly away, troll

[Anonymous No.]

You find joy in little simple things. Tomorrow I am looking forward to being able to have my favorite snack! It's always a special day when it rains, I just get so excited when I see the clouds rolling in. You see I don't want to be a millionaire or have a bunch of friends. I'm just living like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I spend the rest of my day making knots with ropes to hang myself someday. I have knots in various sizes and colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9817529
You won't do it. Kill yourself is very easy to do. The human body is very fragile and you are perfectly aware of your anatomy and how to shut it all off. You haven't though because you don't want to. See, I was "suicidal" years ago because I was depressed. I'm still depressed now but I don't want to die. I just want to rot in my bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

welfare, god bless america

[Anonymous No.]

>>9817505
Same here. I really enjoy eating snacks, drinking tea, and listening to music. I don't really need anything more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>9817537
>>9817529

[Anonymous No.]

>How do you live it up as a hikki/NEET?

We become Christians, and get raised by our single-mothers so we don't want to protect ourselves or our family, because television Jews imply it might be a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811050

[Anonymous No.]

I just won $32k~ after taxes from a scratch off ticket and a relative agreed to cash it for me in exchange for $5k, so that it doesn't interfere with my autism bucks. Right now I'm arguing price over a foreclosed house, it's listed for 24k but my attorney says I can easily get it down to at least 18k.

Without needing to worry about rent anymore, my monthly finances just exploded with possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824983
>and a relative agreed to cash it for me in exchange for $5k

What a fucking cum guzzling faggot.

My family would do that for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824983
5K just to cash it in? What a fucking joke. Fuck that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824983
>$5k
Seriously, What the fuck dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825019
>>9825025
Just goes to show you, keep closer ties with your family just in case you ever need a favor.

Though, they're also buying the house and signing it over to me, so it's not like they want all that cash just to drive downtown and pick up the check. It's still a lot, but I don't really care as much as I guess most people would, easy come easy go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824983
Why do you let others so easily use you and why do you throw your money away for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9824983
Why would you pay him fucking $5k? You should've got someone else to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825032
Okay... But 5K is still a hefty sum, and I think family should do it for free. I guess I can understand if your ties aren't the strongest.

Good luck with the house. Sounds like a great chance.

[naitoknaito No.]

I jusr inherit 600.000$

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825043
Thanks, it seems like everything will work out alright.

And for all the people shocked by the amount, I was just happy they were even willing to do it at all. Without having to dump $500 a month into a little one room apartment I'll make the money back in no time anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825039
but inheritance taxes in spain are high

also you're drunk

[Anonymous No.]

Today I payed someone 600.000$ to become my sex-slave for life. I give him all the alcohol he wants and let him use a computer in the dungeon.

[Anonymous No.]

This is it /jp/. Your life may change for the better, but for a while you'll have to spend your time wherever you are.
Try not to waste it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811107
Well, did you get it from silkroad?

Has anyone here gotten stuff from silkroad? How did you guys go about it and is it possible to get in trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825176
Go to the forums. All the information is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825168
I'm already happy enough that I'm not a retard like that 5k guy and don't live in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825052
Don't you still have to pay property taxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825190
Yeah, but the lot is pretty small but looks a lot smaller becuase the house is so comically oversized, and the area is pretty squalled so I don't think it will be very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825176
honeypot owned by U.S. government

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone played Muramasa lately? It's incredibly kawaii and edgy.

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[Anonymous No.]

every 48 hours I will go on a dry edging session that lasts 5 hours (Used to be able to go 10)... stopping every 45min to let that shit go down for 5min of course.

Then during my recovery time I watch anime, play vidya, browse the web and troll /pol/

I walk 3-5km every night at 2am, usually takes me 45-60 min ... no normals out around then, lots of skunks though.

rinse, repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys better enjoy neet lyfe, Romney isn't playing that shit no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825234
I've been playing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825242
None of your presidents have any power to directly influence my life style here in europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825270
Give it time.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone tell me what it's like to be on autism bux? I've been a NEET for many years, so I know plenty about that, but it has always been with the expectation that my life will go somewhere else, that I got plenty more coming for me.

So what is it like to just settle down completely, accept that you're so fucked up that you're incapable of generating an income and need gentle government workers to pay all your bills?

I can't believe I'm talking about it so negatively, for years I've dreamed about never having to work another day in my life. But when I can finally realize the option is open to me.. I just don't think I can do it. It sounds almost like suicide to accept that I'll spend the rest of my life isolating myself in my room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825328
Don't do it if you have the desire to join the army one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825242
OBAMA 2012

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825334
Does autism bux make it so you can never be drafted? That sounds pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825242
>Implying Romney will win
Black people will vote for Obama just because he's black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825328
How do you plan on getting autism bucks? Just being a failure and a NEET isn't enough.

>but it has always been with the expectation that my life will go somewhere else, that I got plenty more coming for me.

Same. It's only recently that I realized I don't have anything better ahead, and that I don't want those things anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825341
People aren't as energized about Obama this time around, so don't expect to see results like last election. The "first black president" historical even has already happened. Romney has a real chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825239
how old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825342
>How do you plan on getting autism bucks?
All I need to do at this point is tell my doctor I need to talk to someone about my issues. She previously sent me to a guy who said I probably have assburgers, and I pussied out realizing how bad it would be for my confidence to officially get diagnosed with something like that. Ever since, my doctor and the government people have tried to push me to finish getting diagnosed, so they can "better adjust to my needs".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825402
Assburging isn't enough, you need real deal issues.
It's not like you really much either way, as you've already said you don't plan to get on it, so you either want someone to make it sound horrible so you feel justified in your choice, or someone to make it sound great so you can call them a liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825342
I don't have a history of mental problems so I couldn't get it. I tried applying for food stamps and medicaid but apparently 0 income isn't eligible if you're a male that's not disabled. I wish I was a single mom life would be so easy. . Women at the welfare office were bragging about having $1500 a month in food stamps I couldn't even get shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825413
Maybe someone could tell me that they were also afraid in the beginning, but that it was worth it in the end.

I admit, it would be a little easier if someone could confirm that it's not the best choice if you have other options, but I really just want to hear what people have to say about it. I don't like choices where the alternatives are uncertain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825456
First of all, being mentally disabled isn't something that just goes away. It's a stigma that will linger on long after you get off the bucks. Second of all, things like the army or important commercial jobs will never allow you in. And third of all, the black spot on your employment history means an uphill battle in today's economy to find entry level labor.

Those are the only real costs, since if you're actually disabled and not just an assburger faking it for money, the social price had been paid a long time ago. If you want to live alone on it, you won't have a penny left for your hobbies, or anything nonessential, so you're left basically living with your family, or finding a normie to shack up with on craigslist.

If you do have understanding and loving parents, then you can help out with the bills with more than enough for your hobbies, so you can enjoy an unprecedented quality of life. That's the perk. Worth it to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825362
... 26?

[Anonymous No.]

don't go for the autism bux, man. it is not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

I AM HUNGRY

.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825490
>Second of all, things like the army or important commercial jobs will never allow you in.
I could live with that if the rest of my needs were covered.
>And third of all, the black spot on your employment history means an uphill battle in today's economy to find entry level labor.
I already have this problem.
>If you want to live alone on it, you won't have a penny left for your hobbies, or anything nonessential
That sounds... pretty bad. I probably haven't considered this part thoroughly enough, I've just seen /jp/ers claim that they use their autismbux to buy figures and onaholes, while forgetting completely that I know for a fact that the money fully disabled people are entitled to in my country are barely enough to live on.

Thanks for taking the time to make this post. Next time I'll think twice before concluding that my life would be easier if I received autismbux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825672
No problem, it was a labor of love.

[Anonymous No.]

Talking to my therapist is hell. I feel I might slip up and reveal my guro fetish and end up committed. Although an institution is looking better and better everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825712
if you're seriously considering an institution you might as well blast yourself. life is over holmes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825712
We all know that feel bro.

There is a reason 13-14~% of adult pixiv submissions are R-18G. You are among friends here.

hide it from the normals and accept it, then there is no cognitive dissonance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825490
Black spot on employment history isn't a problem as long as you're looking for an entry level job. Everybody lies on their resume. They usually toss out ones of people that have been unemployed longer than 3 months. If you've been unemployed longer than a year you won't even get considered. If you've never had a job just lie or have been unemployed for longer than 3 months. 9 times out of 10 they're not even going to check for entry level positions. Never be honest in a work environment. Everybody just bullshits constantly and if you don't people will think you're weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825720

But all the movies and shows make them out to be interesting places. Besides, I'd rather experience it first before giving up completely and opening the portal

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825712
Ya bro them normalfags sure is going to lock you up because you like guro. OMG you're so aBNORMAl!!! pls 2 be institutionalized!!!

Grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

My mistake. You can join the army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825749
you'll have to forfeit your ssi bennies first obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825712
Why the fuck do you talk to a therapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825749
Depends on what your problem was, if it's something that doesn't go away, it's no good becuase if you have to be medicated they can't risk you getting cut off from your fix.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, which one of you nerds has this avatar on Wrong Planet?

We all know 4chan invented 404 Girl, so fess up right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825770
What are you going to do about it, nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825764

I'm forced into it by my parents in order to keep the NEET lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825737
Is it seriously that bad? I'm into my 6th year as unemployed now. I have absolutely no idea how I'll cover all that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825773
Reading through all your posts and judging you poorly.

Enjoy counting the letters in this post, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825416
Did you tell them you were homeless? Do that and use your permanent address as your mailing address. When you get the interview, tell the nice gentleman or lady that you don't sleep there every night -- only when it's cold and the owner feels like letting your NEET ass into the house. On other nights you pitch a tent in the park or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825782
"Medical reasons". They probably won't ask. In fact they might assume it's severe and hire you because of EQUALITY.

[Anonymous No.]

i have a job but no social life its the worst of both worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825795
See, /jp/? See the kind of people you're attracting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825770
Is that よつばと！? It's a pretty poor rendition imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825795
Why don't you suck my shiggy diggy bro?
*whips out doop*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825795
so was neo from the matrix, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825805
Imagine if they made The Matrix but didn't follow it up with sequels. Imagine what a great, semi-cult film it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

It's my birthday today, I'm 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825810
You're also a kid, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825810
Lurk for about five years before you post in /jp/ again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825810
Happy birthday. I turn 21 on the 8th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825810
You're young enough to be my son.

[Anonymous No.]

You guise consider 20 young? W-What if I said I'd just turned 18 a couple weeks ago? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825858
Then you definitely haven't lurked long enough. Otherwise, I'm retroactively reporting you for having browsed 4chan as a minor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825858
It shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825865
>>9825869
Eh. My fate was sealed from a very young age anyway, so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a job, go to university, and I live on my own. Completely financially independent (and quite a lot saved up, too), without government pity money for awwtism.
And you know what? I like 2hu, VNs, and anime and manga.
Not all /jp/sies are failures at life.
Stop making excuses and do something with your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825906
Stop making excuses and do something with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825909
xD epic for le win /b/ro xDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825906
it must be nice to have skills and ambitions.

[Anonymous No.]

I masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825737
They usually ask for references and shit, though. I think. I've never been employed and every time I see an application asking for specific details about my work history I feel absolutely fucked.

I gotta find a job though or my mother won't let me go to sleep anymore. At first I was just pretending to hunt for jobs but now she won't let me take it easy and sleep when I need to.

[Anonymous No.]

I beat off like ten times yesterday to some fat french whore on cam. ... ;-; its as good as its gonna get for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825943
fapping to 3dpd

you have a way to go yet, young one.

[Anonymous No.]

le feel when my mom's trying to make me get a job again

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811010
Post the "/jp/ just got autistic" one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825810
whoa, today is my birthday too, happy birthday anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>9826001
I fapped to 3dpd once and was depressed for weeks. Shit did not feel right.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to NEET in peace but stupid family drama threatens to get in the way. This fcuking sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get autismbux if my parents are too in dept to afford a psychologist?
Any good sites to do research on?
I have legitimate anxiety problems and cannot work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9826277
Open a portal, and ask 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825927
I have skills and ambitions and don't have to work.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>9826277
Unless you've been treated for your problems already there's no chance of you getting disability benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9826276
>Ore no Blog
>Ore

If you don't use Atashi, get the fuck out of /jp/. We're all cute little maidens here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828220
use わたくし you disgusting pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811120
>smell the trees

Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

How feasible is it to become a citizen of one of those idyllic northern European countries like the Netherlands? I have about 5k, thinking I can sell everything and head there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828270
I don't think Netherlands is considered north European.

Anyway, I think the immigration process is the same in most countries, north European or not: You have to apply for a visa of some kind, a work visa or a student visa being the most common, and then you have to wait a really long time, like 7 years or something, to actually gain permanent citizenship.

It's perfectly doable if you're a skilled worker who plans to come here, learn the language and find steady employment. But you can't really immigrate just to leech off a more benevolent welfare system. And if you're an unskilled worker.. I'd say that looking for an entry level job as an immigrant who lacks basic proficiency in the local language probably wouldn't be easier than your current situation, even when considering that the north European job market is probably more stable than in whatever country you come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828395
Thanks for the information anon. The only thing I'm worried about is finding any sort of work because I only know English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9826277

If you have a local university look into their psych departments. Unemployed means at mine I get assessed for 50$ and sessions are 5$

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828443
It generally goes like this:

PATH 1: You are an unskilled worker. You can come in and work in some type of labor of which there is a shortage. When you're done you get the fuck out.

PATH 2: You are a skilled worker. You can come in and work if you have pre-arranged employment somewhere. You can stay for long periods of time and eventually become a citizen if you want. But of course if you aren't working they will kick you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828443

Don't give up hope anon, some northern european languages are easy to learn, as they are closely related to English

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828270

In what way is the Netherlands idyllic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828469
they have good beer and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The Netherlands isn't northern europe, and their welfare isn't really the top tier stuff you're looking for. Unless you're coming from a third world country with your extended family without any intent to ever work a day in any of your lives, you're also going to need higher education to compete with the generally higher levels of the natives you'll be competing with for most jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828678
I never said I planned to get welfare or handouts I want to work and would be fine with barely enough for a small apartment and the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

welfare

[Anonymous No.]

>>9825490
Can anyone elaborate on this? I don't want to join the military, so I'm not worried about that part in the least, but how does it affect job prospects in a way that years of typical NEEThood doesn't? Will being previously diagnosed with a mental disability still cause you problems after 'recovering'?

Also can anyone elaborate on exactly what kind of income you can get from autism bux in the US? I've got some brain problems of my own and a quite a bit of mental illness in my family, so if I bothered to get diagnosed I would have a reasonable shot at qualifying. I have no stable income and over a year of unemployment, so it would by no means a downgrade from my current situation, but I'm mainly concerned about how this can affect my prospects in the future, especially if the economy starts recovering.

If I do get on autism bucks I probably won't be living off of it exclusively in the first place. I'll try to get on other benefits programs, (can you get foodstamps/welfare in addition to disability? I don't know much about them.) and supplement it with under-the-table work that might come my way. (If I need the money, anyway.) Either way I'll generally just spend as little money as possible and put away everything I can, while trying to devise a way to increase my income, or maybe even just do therapy and try to get my life back on track.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832409
If you want autism bucks but still want to function in normal society one day... simply don't oversell your "mental problem" like some of these clowns do. Do not get yourself fucking thrown into an institution.

[Anonymous No.]

i posted yesterday too but, is it okay if i can exchange my email with some neets? it's nice to know people in the same boat, they tend to be well read and have similar interests/ideas

bonus points of yurop.

i'll be willing to email you instead if you want to post yours! thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832470
>Email

People actually do this? I don't think I've ever once actually used email for anything other than mandatory shit back in highschool/college.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVgqHZbp-pw

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832409
If you're in the US, there is no such thing as "welfare", food stamps, free medical care, and subsidized housing that you don't likely qualify for, are all free game though.

Autism bucks caps out at $700, google could have told you this. There is more, but you're going to have to look it up yourself, you lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832622
Fuck that movie.

[Catadioptric !TABOOsFSgI No.]

I only get unemployment for another month.

Goodbye sweet NEET life! Back into the grinder I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832577
well honestly it's sort of a filtering barrier on 4chan incase of trolls etc. mandatory steam/skype/irc/aim etc usually comes immediately after greetings are exchanged

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832657
what film?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833071
"Synecdoche, New York"

The song is from the soundtrack. It's the most depressing movie I've ever seen. It's basically a 2 hour explanation of how your life is meaningless and you're going to die sad and alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833114
Cool I am downloading it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833118
I'd recommend against watching it unless you like that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833123
That's not to say it is a bad movie, though, but that type of material isn't for everyone. If you're the type of person that might be bothered by it, it will fuck with you hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833137
I'm not a teenager, I can watch a sad film and not be affected by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833143
Have fun, and go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833151
lol u mad?

[Anonymous No.]

What are some short anime series I should watch? Only I have seen is Madoka. I like short because then I can finish it in a single sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833226
Seriously, these are the type of people posting here now? I sincerely hope you're just some crossboard poster rather than a regular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833811
Don't do this please. Asking this question always leads to people saying how much they hate certain anime. There are great series but you should do some research yourself instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828461
i think Man with No Talents aptly describes the person unable to assimilate into the social hierarchies of the workplace

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828469
good beer, legal weed, hookers, one of the best social security systems of the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>9828461
Ugh, all these rules about work and immigration...We should just get rid of borders and let people live wherever the fuck they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9834426
you'd like that wouldn't you, fucking spic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9834445
Shit, Mexicans would probably walk right past and America and go to Canada or some European country if they could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9834426
Hell no. America has enough crime without some dirty criminal drug dealing mexican adding more problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>9833823
Why would I ask what people don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832470
Is hushmail like a temporary inbox or is it a permanent address you can use?

Also, why the fuck do you care where the person you're speaking to is from, you're not planning on meeting them, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

I like to sleep as much as I can and take things slow like eating and washing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9835613
Hushmail is an actually email provider and not just a receive box like mailinator. It's a shitty provider still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9837656
please enjoy your lifetime as hard as you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832470
I sent you an email but I'm sure it's too late already.

[Anonymous No.]

Any of you NEETs have a pet?

I have a cat that's getting really old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839211
Two cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839215

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839227
Oh lol. But seriously, I have two cats. Here's one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839228
dats p cute

is there a shadow on its eye or is that some kind of infection because i have a white cat with a eye infection thats making it black!!!

cleared up now tho but the area looks kinda raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839255
Just a shadow, though, next to his other eye, he has a small bare spot that sometimes gets irritated from when my other cat nicked him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839211
i have a black cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839266
My other cat is black too. Sometimes they sleep together and look like yin and yang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839228
dude is that just the angle or is your cat fat as HELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839313
my black cat sleeps on my chest and she drools often

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839321
He's pretty fat. Ironically he's a lot more active than my other cat who's fluffy and built like a twig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839321
He's pretty fat, though I'm pretty small and that picture does make him look even bigger. Ironically he's a lot more active than my other cat who's fluffy and built like a twig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839321
He's pretty fat, though I'm pretty small and that picture does make him look even bigger. Ironically he's a lot more active than my other cat who's fluffy and built like a twig.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never get to live like a neet because of everyone's expectations of you and you're not eligible for autism dollars

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839341
For me it's mostly the former, but I've still been a NEET for a while. I'm more than eligible for autism/mood disorder dollars I just have too much shame to claim them. For now.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when I've been a neet hikki for 4 years now. I only leave the room for the bathroom and food, I never leave the house. I talk to my parents and people on the internet so I'm not completely isolated. I feel as though my sanity has been effected over the years though.
I do these 2 things you stated
>Hallucinations of things moving on the corner of your eye
>Spontaneous laughter
The laughter is more or less laughing at stupid things and not spontaneous though.

I have a mirror in my room and I look different to myself almost every day. I also feel like I am dreaming when I often am not, the thought of "is this real?" crosses my mind. I sometimes have waves of depersonalization too.

I didn't read anything but the OP so I don't know if anyone wanted to know any of these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839341
that greentextepicfeel

[Anonymous No.]

Baking is a good hobby for a NEET
You can make lots of nice things, and pretend to be a cute maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839421
I really want to bake but people are always in the house. Plus I'm not sure I have all the ingredients.

I live near a little shop. It's a newsagents and sells milk and eggs and bread. Will it sell sugar and flour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9835613
It's a temporary email, I don't trust posting my real email on 4chan, sorry. Also no, I don't know? But it's nice to speak to someone familiar with the country I am in, it's an entire topic of conversation/thing to have in common.

>>9839198
I see, thank you, going to reply soon, you're the first person to email

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839440
i replied to your reply. It's so riveting, we're like secret agents

[Anonymous No.]

I am no NEET.
The train has left the station now, and there's no getting off until retirement age.
65 is the pension age here, it will probably be 75 in 50 years.
I won't make 75. Should end it now if I weren't such a coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839456
The purple moon bows during jaded september.

activate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839538
u wot m9

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839597
The significant owl hoots in the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839648
Three black men wafting, a chime, 32.

[Anonymous No.]

These are the lamest spy phrases ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839689
I think they are funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839668

Five erect members spurting, your mother, 69.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839729
your mother a shit, five descending black men, relatives.

[Anonymous No.]

I have doting, rich parents and wil probably live the NEET life for another 5-10 years.

Only problem is, when they kick me out I will have no job experience, no social standing, and no ability to take care of myself. What happens when the free ride ends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839825
Your only choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839838
Mfw I can't even have interesting complex internal issues like normal people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839838

Shouldn't have used that picture of yume nikki with that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839862
Tee hee~! I did it again!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if I'm qualified as NEET as I "casually" work in a peaceful florist shop.

But other than that, I'm mostly hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839895

Tell those normals at the florist to stop crushing your truNEET™ spirit.
Quit and devote your life to pissing in bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839895
>NEET
>I "casually" work
Pick one faggot.
Back to your own board crossboard scum.
>>>/r9k/
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839895
That sounds lovely anon, I wish I could work in a florist shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839913
Hmm, I should tell that to the owner though... since she's too kind and always taking care of me, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it.

Oh and I can't just quit as this is my only income. No income = No money to buy shit
I ain't rich nor my family supports me so there you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9832470
>>9832470
>>9832470
I'm still watching this email if anyone else wants to talk. Just looking for talk or gaming buddies and stuff/friends.

sorta reaching out for once instead of waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839895
You should hide in the largest plant, piss in the plant pots and eat whatever edible things you can find on the plants. That's how a true hikki would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Just stopping by to say that I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839982
I'd piss in your plant pot if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

I buy a shit load of fighting games and pretend to be good at them on internet social sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839211
I own 15 chickens. A couple of years ago it was only 3 chickens, a roster and two hens.

I'd like to eat one of those things, but I don't know how to kill them, so I just eat eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9839996
i dont get it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9840103
I wouldn't have the guts to kill one, myself...

Where do you keep them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9840127
I live on my fathers land, which is like 20 acres. There's some shitty barn that has been there at least 50 years that they stay in. They are incredibly low maintenance. I don't even feed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9840103
It's the easiest thing in the world to kill a chicken. just grab the neck and snap it. Or if you want to be elaborate pick the fucker up and turn it upside down, then pull it by the feet and the head in opposite directions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9840172
Sounds too bloody. I don't want to do it.

Maybe I'll just sell some or something and buy some chicken meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9840160
I would like to help you :3

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be homeless because all the landlords hate jobless people. hahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

Any NEET girls want to hug and fug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9840191
Incidentally, I keep chickens as well.
I used to relay on some of the people I sold them to, to kill and butcher ones for me to eat, but over time I eventually just started doing it myself.

If you sell either the chickens or the eggs, it's worth asking the people who buy them from you if they'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

I emailed you back, anon

[Anonymous No.]

I've had a mental breakdown for nearly a month and I'm going to stop my NEET lifestyle, as I can't take it easy anymore and suicide failed more than once.
It was nice hanging with you, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9844987

>NEET is a government acronym for people currently "not in education, employment, or training". It was first used in the United Kingdom but its use has spread to other countries, including Japan, China, and South Korea. People under the designation are called NEETs (or Neets).

You actually believed a couple morons that this is shut-in lifestyle? It's basically unlimited free time for how long you can keep it up. Nobody is stopping you for going for a jog outside or fishing near a river.

Now I may prefer to stay indoors and keep to myself but I don't have a crawling in my skin attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9844987
Come on, you can't do that. Such feelings get away after a few years and maybe you weren't a NEET long enough. How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9840191
it's not bloody at all. that's the entire point of snapping the neck instead of cutting it off, it doesn't make a mess.
That reminds me of something, the first time you go on a field exercise during conscription, your instructor will probably make you kill a chicken, a pig or some other small animal to get you used to taking life. They just put you in front of the little cage and say "pick it up and kill it"

I was very surprised at the amount of people who tried to refuse. some were visibly shaking while doing it and one girl even cried. I wonder how would /jp/ fare in such a situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>9845006

fuck my typing today

[Anonymous No.]

>>9843476

Apply for every job in your local area, NOW! Move to another city if necessary. Being STREETNEET is terrible, so please do everything in your power to prevent it from happening!

>>9844987

Why are you having mental breakdowns? Solitude driving you crazy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9844987
>suicide failed
Maybe you should have hanged with yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9845136
How do I hang with myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9845012
I'm 26, NEET for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9845154
Write an email to me, maybe we could talk, I would like to hear what you've been through if that would be okay

[Anonymous No.]

By posting the same shitty thread until it becomes an open sore on the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9845147
face painted red and cucumber in anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>9811010
>tfw not a hikki ;_;

first time I've been on a computer in over a month, leaving home in a week to travel the country.

internet withdraws were tough at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9840191
You could drown it. Guaranteed no blood, except if it cuts you. Tie a stone to its neck and drop it in a bucket full of water.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we discuss about how to get money from the internet instead of how to kill ourselves?
I don't think I can afford being a NEET too long and I'm afraid of living on the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9845791
The only thing I know is how to get disability money in first world countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9845791
Try to exploit your art if you have one; Just don't go in with high expectations at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9845791

https://www.odesk.com/

I doubt you have any skills though.
1. Virtual Assistant
2. Medical Transcriptionist
3. Translator
4. Web Developer/Designer
9. Writer/Editor
10. Franchise Owner

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846050
Competing with indians at sites like odesk is really difficult. Outsourcing contracts gained offline is at least economically viable if not easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846050
What if I have no skills and don't want to do any work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846124
Then you need to find someone else who will keep you just for being pretty, i.e. be a wife.

But even that involves work to keep yourself nice and desirable (at least until marriage).

You could also try getting into the gambling business - stocks, online poker, and so on. This still involves work and you make money by carefully separating them from fools. Which some people might call robbery and you might experience conciousness.

There is really no way that I can think of where you live on nothing at all, other than parents. But there must be at least something you can do, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846113

>Competing with indians at sites like odesk is really difficult.

Why don't you just occupy one of the freelances niches that the indians haven't taken over?

Any type of programming is completely fucked and the indians have swarmed over that and are picking it clean, but the indians haven't really touched the translation scene, particularly asian languages like Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you just live in a shipping container, /jp/?

This guy did it and it only cost him £40 a week to live in a shipping container that he had converted into something that looked like a comfortable studio apartment with electricity and internet access. You would only have to make less than six pounds a day to afford this. You could easily do this with any online work at all, even the shittiest jobs on mechanical turk could easily pull six pounds a day after an hour or two of typing in some google search results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846263
hey mom dad i live in a shipping container... you should know why

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846263
>that he had converted into something that looked like a comfortable studio apartment with electricity and internet access

Too much work

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846263
Actually, I want to do this. But the initial funds to get the shipping container and modify it are still a lot. You also need to buy the land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846263
I wonder if the government gives him shit for it. Or did he actually buy land then put that thing on there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846263
Becuase it costs less to build a up to code shack on the land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846312

The council wants him out since it's apparently unseemly to see some guy living in a box in the middle of town, but that's mostly just an England thing. If you did this in the U.S then you could just pick some cheap spot of land a fair distance away from any towns and not have to worry about anyone getting on your ass about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846263
Still no toilet or shower. It's uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846263

That looks better than the place I live in with my mother and it costs 900 dollars a month. Why are people so greedy? Rent prices are evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846343
This...this is something most of us always forget when we think about living in the middle of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846346
Having a well drilled is surprisingly cheap, assuming your land has a suitable spot for one in it. I think it only cost me around $600, which wasn't even one month's autism money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846343

I used to shit in the woods every day when I was younger. I felt more comfortable out there than in the bathroom.

Toilets are hell in comparison to the feeling of freedom that you feel after squatting down and dropping a plomper onto the fresh green grass of the forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846349
It's not people, it's the way the capitalism works. You find an average man and then make him lose almost all the money he make on food and rent so that he will work again and the whole economics won't collapse. So if you fall below that "average man" then of course you'll have troubles with money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846349
Because we are just slaves to the upper class who control all the land. They force us to sell our souls and a half, or more, of our waking lives, lest we face homelessness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846360
Try to do that now. Well, if you can then you are lucky man, but mind you that's majority of us won't pull it off that easily. Also winter. I don't think even you will be happy to lift your ass from that comfy chair with that awesome VN running on your screen to go in the woods at 3 a.m. cold winter night to have a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846360
I think that might be because you're squatting, not because you're outside. Squatting is the natural shitting position. You need to get yourself a japanese style toilettio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846362
Man, capitalism is kind of shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846362
Impressive knowledge of economics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846375

>Because we are just slaves to the upper class who control all the land.

This is why the internet is such a great thing.

You can just tell them to fuck off, buy some incredibly cheap land in the middle of no where, and keep working from the internet while only needing to do a fraction of the work that everyone else needs to do to afford their houses/apartments.

Hell, if you're on SSI then you don't have to do anything. You can easily afford something four times as large as the storage container house on the $1,000 a month that people on SSI usually get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846375
Yeah, because having to work to get things in return is pretty much slavery. Why can't everything be free :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846400
This is what I'm doing, and even my caseworker has no problems with it. The only part I had a little trouble with was getting the foundation set, as it cost way over what I was allowed to have at any one given time, but my caseworker let me use it with their PASS program, even though you're supposed to declare this stuff when you first get on SSI.

The rest is being built piece meal as the funds come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>people who do nothing but consume complaining about capitalism

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846412
hu qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846405
Having to work extensively just to find a place you can legally and privately exist because some people decided all the land belongs to them is pretty much slavery.

Slaves were given a place to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846405
Emoticons are a form of bullying, please don't use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846405

>because having to work to get things in return

Working isn't the problem here, it's working a disproportionately large amount of time in exchange for purchasing something that is obscenely overpriced. Just look at any city or large suburb. You will see thousands of apartments that are the same size as that container, but they are paying over a thousand dollars a month for something that is really only worth 100-200 dollars a month at the absolute most.

It's not right. People should have the option to work only as much as they need to work in order to afford the style of living that they want. Not this wage slave bullshit where you crank out your 40 hours a week so that you can live in an overpriced box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846440

Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for. America needs to promote more closer family relationships and living in the same house past the age of 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846440
Maybe you should have thought about that before you became a useless person with no skills who can only earn a living at minimum wage. Why should society cater to you when your skillset, if you can even call it that, is so replaceable?

Does entitled plebby boy want his rattle? :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846437
Look up "economic scarcity" and/or take a basic econ class.

>>9846440
Wages have risen more under free market capitalism than any other time in history. The reason it seems like you work for nothing is because you don't fucking appreciate all that you have. You'd be amazed at how little you need to live when you throw away all those luxuries typical of western civilization.

[Anonymous No.]

What pisses me off is that Average Joe has very low productivity, but is fine with putting in a bunch of more hours in the workplace to make up for it. Since employees assume that people they hire will be Average Joes, they make you work long hours, and pay you very little per hour because they assume you won't be very productive. And since they pay for how many hours you put in and not your productivity, there's absolutely no incentive to top Average Joe's performance. They pay for Average Joe's performance, so they get Average Joe's performance.

I can't fucking stand hourly pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846452
Yeah, I'll just throw away all those luxuries, like a place to live. I don't need that $900 a month box, I should live on the street.

Fucking capitalist pig-dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846440
Apartments in desirable areas cost more because the area is desirable. If you want a cheaper apartment, go to a less desirable area. Exactly what you're willing to settle for is up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846454
That's why things like college degrees and stuff are important if you want to live a normalfag life. People don't get them because they actually learn anything meaningful(unless you're doing hard science), it's more of just a way to prove you're above the common person. Unfortunately, now college degrees are the norm so it's created a rather undesirable situation for normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846447
We had to get the kids out so we would have someone to populate the west.

Even after shit was settled and we had highways and cars, there were still huge swathes of unused land. The idea was to get boots on the ground, which is why some areas still pay you to put up a house in them. It's only very recently this attitude has changed due to the shortage of jobs for reasons already talked about many times.

The next generation, all those 14 year olds with four kids, they'll be the ones to either kick this habit, or embrace it to get rid of the litter of their loins. Which do you think they'll do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846464
>Unfortunately, now college degrees are the norm so it's created a rather undesirable situation for normals.

It's because it was hammered into everyone's heads in school that YOU NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE. IF YOU DON'T GO TO COLLEGE YOU WILL DIE ON THE STREETS, etc. Kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846458
Christ you're stupid, go back to reddit. Visit a third world country and leave the upper-middle class bubble you live in to get an idea of just how good we have it here. The average poor person in America has a car that is a couple years old and a cellphone without unlimited texting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846450
Doesn't even the most worthless person have the right to live? Should they be left to die just because they aren't good at anything?

The answer is probably yes. Leave their corpses for the other worthless people who can't make a living to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846467
Well when they were a kid that used to have some merit. It was a way to prove yourself, now it's hardly different from a high school degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846469
I won't be satisfied until I can have whatever I want without working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846469
This is incorrect, the average poor person hardly eats, works 60+ a week, is forced to use practically non existent public transportation and can afford dial up at best.

What you're talking about is the middle class, the real middle class, not what rich people like to call themselves when they don't have a few hundred million sitting around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846459
Except that my country somehow decided that it was a good idea to import truckloads of shitskins from third world countries, so if you want to live in a cheaper area now, you have to accept 1000% increase in the likelihood that you'll get robbed, raped, stabbed and/or shot on your way home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846440
The fun thing is is that if apartments are really overpriced then the ones who made it that way are people who rent them. Imagine if you could rent some apartment for your said 200$ and let's say you need to work 2 hours a day for it. But there is tons of people like you (and number just keep increasing) so there is not enough apartments for everyone (especially not totally shitty ones). Because of that prices will go up. And to catch up with them you'll need to work more. This cycle will repeat until you'll working time will hit maximum which you can't surpass. All we need to do to stop it is just chill out a bit and stop rushing things. Well, not "we" - normies. But I guess it's just my dumb theories so don't mind me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846473
I know. But not everyone needs to prove themselves. The world needs janitors and cashiers and factory workers. Pushing everyone into higher education is nonsensical and the bad results are obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846470
that means you faggot no more mooching off your parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846470
The "everyone deserves free stuff" sentiment will only earn you points among economically illiterate college kids.

>>9846475
>This is incorrect, the average poor person hardly eats, works 60+ a week, is forced to use practically non existent public transportation and can afford dial up at best.

I don't know where you live, but that's not even close to true in America. The number one health concern among the poor is obesity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846495
>The number one health concern among the poor is obesity.

Many people can't afford insurance, so you can add most other health problems to that list.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the problem here?

Just get out of the cities and towns. You won't have to be a wage slave anymore, you can do a small amount of work on the internet, and you will be able to live comfortably in a simple home like a converted storage container or trailer.

There's plenty of unpopulated and cheap land to go around. Just move out to those spots and get out of the rat race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846495
I'm not saying they should get nice things. I'm just saying they should get the bare minimum to survive, even if it's just cheese, bread, water, and a hut.

If they want nicer things then they should have to work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I'm using my free time wisely. I have about another year anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846495
In America, the 'average' poor person has food stamps and thus can afford to buy better food (often, produce is actually cheaper than junk food if you know where to shop) if they have the capacity to drive/do so. Then again, if you're poor enough to not own a car/afford insurance for one, you're kinda SOL.

[Anonymous No.]

Since my work wouldn't be worth anything, and it's just things that aren't automatic in order for people to find employment, I see no reason to work for a system that does not provide for my basic needs.

If you expect us to work meaningless skilless labor all day every day, at least provide food, shelter, and some basic encouragement not to put a bullet in our head on top of the shit salary already offered. If not, watch the system collapse as the burden grows too big to hold up under.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846467
College degrees have the exact same problem. They've become so watered down and useless so that everyone will be able to get one, but they still take up a whole bunch of your time. Same timesink, no reward. And even skipping it won't help, because now you're expected to have a college degree just to flip burgers for minimum wage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846518
>the 'average' poor person has food stamps and thus can afford to buy better food

This is only really true if you're a minority or a single mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846520
That's my point. One of the reasons college degrees have become watered down is because schools have been pushing everyone to go to college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846505
Cheese and bread are too nice. Especially cheese. Water, rice, and maybe beans are the bare minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846518
> if you're poor enough to not own a car/afford insurance for one

Which in western capitalist countries is a very small amount. Now compare the amount of starving people with the less free market countries, like the middle east and see the contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846529
>Now compare the amount of starving people with the less free market countries, like the middle east and see the contrast.

No one cares about those people. We're talking about first world problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846523
So don't. Nobody cares, special snowflake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846505
Why? Who's supposed to provide all this stuff when you entitled plebs don't even want to work for it? If you don't work, you don't deserve to live like the people who do. And THAT is why you must work to have your own land. Do you think there's enough land to go around so that you can have it for nothing? The people charging you for your land had to work damn hard to own it, and so should you.

Grow up, pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846534
have sex with me, "please".

[Anonymous No.]

liberals GET OUT of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846539

Mrs. Wikletubbie is mine faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846537
Yes actually. The middle of the country is practically empty. We can move all the cheese, bread, and hut people there. Who knows, they might even figure out how to grow corn and self sufficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846550
Look up "economic scarcity" and educate yourself a bit before arguing about things you don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846537
you would be killed considering you are mooching off your parents.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread smells of /pol/e strippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846529
>Which in western capitalist countries is a very small amount.
Tell me how someone working on minimum wage is supposed to afford things. Show me a budget. Include just rent, and food if you like.
Then calculate how long it will take to afford a car and insurance.

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>>9846559
>Rothbard

Enjoying learning about economics from Jews?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846537
>Do you think there's enough land to go around so that you can have it for nothing?

Yes there is, everyone in USA can own about 30 square meters of land (estimate calculations based on wiki data, you can check it for yourself), considering the pinnacles of human creativy such as multistoried buildings and basements this can be multiplayed by several times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846557
Can't you do anything for yourself? This is why liberals fail. Please go back to jerking over your liberal arts degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846559
Well we have to smash the old system if we want to make way for a new one right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846557
96% of people make above minimum wage. What I'm saying isn't even debateable, look up studies on the average poor person in America. They have a car and cellphone that is a couple years old and are slightly overweight.

It's not my job to be your teacher, use google.

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>>9846575
Being overweight is not the same thing as having ample food. They probably got fat off cheap carbs.

Fruit and starchy vegetables fall under this category too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846575

Senesi, can I suck your cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846569
Sorry, but the scientific reality behind scarcity doesn't change just because a few redditors want free stuff.

>>9846574
Where you went wrong is assuming that everyone is worth the same amount of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846590
>Being overweight is not the same thing as having ample food.
What kind of backwards logic is that? It's exactly the same. In fact, it means they have MORE than enough food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846590
>Being overweight is not the same thing as having ample food

Aside from serious medical conditions, being overweight is exactly the same as having ample food(eating over your calorie maintenance). Stop embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846592
Go back to /pol/ already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846592
Since you seem to be so good at economics, explain to me why giving people too lazy to work a bunch of shitty huts a a scarce amount of food in the middle of bumfuck nowhere wouldn't work.

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>>9846596
>>9846598
>calories are all that matter
You may have learned some basic economics from your homeboard /pol/, but it seems you know nothing about nutrition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846601
I don't post on /pol/, but I assumed you would parrot something like this when intellectually cornered.

>>9846591
Sorry but my semen is scarce.

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>>9846612
Sorry, I meant /v/. The point is that you're obviously not from /jp/.

I don't really believe that you don't post on /pol/, by the way. The "reddit" comment really singles you out as a crossboarder.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the one very angry guy in this thread realize he's not arguing with redditors, but with people who do understand why things are the way they are, but instead want to be sure they can get all the social care they can while they're still free to leach it up anyway?

I guess he's just letting off steam after having worked all week to support our asses. Poor guy, let's all give him some pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846611
Yeah actually it's just a fact that eating more calories than your body needs causes the excess to be stored as fat. If you eat less than your maintenance you can't gain weight.

I'm guessing you're a lardy so I'm expecting some lecture about how you have a thyroid condition or something.

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>>9846620
You're retarded. You like to suck your own cock over econimics, but you're completely out of your depth when it comes to high school nutrition.

You didn't try explaining anything in this thread, you just told people to look up stuff and assumed they'd see your point once they did some indeterminate amount of studying. So I'll do the same, and won't explain why you're retarded.

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>>9846592
>everyone is worth the same amount of land

Huh? Why not? Isn't it goes like everyone is equal and all that? Anyway, you said
>Do you think there's enough land to go around so that you can have it for nothing?
And I proved you wrong and even provided you with some actual numbers. So yeah, everyone can have their free 30 meters. Why the fuck not? Of course you need to electrify it and all that shit but we are not talking about it now, we are just talking about the land itself.

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>>9846613
I don't work and never plan to. I dropped out of highscool and am probably more of a social outcast than you ever will be. The difference is I don't blame other people or "capitalism" for the choices I make. In fact, I wouldn't have my life be any different.

But I guess after I've crushed you in a debate the last the you can resort to is shouting "n-normal!". One more word and I'll beat your ugly skull in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846614
I'm sorry, I didn't realize all of /jp/ goes to reddit. My apologies. You still apparently have nothing to say but insinuating I'm from places you don't like. You can't reason yourself out of a wet paper bag.

>>9846630
You missed the part where I made it clear I wasn't a reddit liberal atheist. People aren't equal, that's a fact. A worthless person who won't even work and leeches off their parents and expects everything given to them is not worth the same as a willing, tax-paying worker with a useful degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846628
You can't gain weight eating less than your body needs to survive, serious medical conditions aside.

Go ahead and deny facts if you want to, but it won't change reality.

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>>9846634
I bet you haven't even watched or read knj, normal. Don't you dare post that gif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846634
Oh, it's on fatboy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846643
Gaining weight =/= having sufficient nutrition. I could make myself fat by gorging on nothing but corn, rice, apples and potatoes but I would not call that "ample food". Again, the poor being overweight on average does not prove they have sufficient funds for food.

Please stop making a fool of yourself.

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>>9846634
No one here is blaming all shit that may happened in their miserable lifes on capitalism. It's just fucking ridiculous that western world have whole fucking asia and some other countries working for nothing to provide them with all cheap goods and still you need to work your ass off to live like a human being.

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>>9846650
I was masturbating to jikan before you were born, fuckface. I thought I made it clear not to speak again?

[Anonymous No.]

At least where I come from, the scarcity of apartments and resulting inflation of prices seems to mostly be the government's fault. They put so many restrictions on new constructions that it's simply not profitable enough for private companies to build more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846656
No you weren't. You haven't read a single chapter or watched a single episode. You probably aren't even 25 years of age. Look how recent your filename is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846658
Gaining weight is the definition of having "ample food", if you're defining "ample food" as more than enough to survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846658
>I could make myself fat by gorging on nothing but corn, rice, apples and potatoes but I would not call that "ample food".
But THAT'S WHAT AMPLE FOOD IT. MAKING YOURSELF FAT = YOU HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOOD. What the fuck are you missing here? You are aggressively ignorant. You are beyond autistic. You are literally a retard.

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>>9846628
YOU are retarded. I'm a fatty myself, but it's a fucking basic and many times proven fact about nutrition. You will not gain any weight if your body gets less calories that it spends. Said weight simply has no way to create itself - your body spends everything you give it, there is nothing left for weight gain be it a lean mass or fat. And don't even start your talks about carbohydrates and shit like that. It all matters, sure, but way after total calorie intake.

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>>9846666
I am defining it as more than enough to survive. And you can't survive on the list of "food" I just provided. You wouldn't last more than a year, if that.

It's typical for the people to gloss over the facts of what's actually required for nutrition and call loads of cheap carbs adequate food.

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>>9846666
>>9846667
He seems to be confusing "ample" with "quality"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846677

Fat people check your fucking privilege before posting pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846663
I think it's you who hasn't read a single chapter or watched a single episode, cockmongler. I know the moderator of this forum and he get give me your IP so be careful what you say to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846634
>>9846650
>>9846656
>>9846663
>>9846680
KnJ was shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

How come angry guy is trying to pull the whole "I was just trolling guys, seriously" thing?

Did he lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846678
>And you can't survive on the list of "food" I just provided. You wouldn't last more than a year, if that.

I've been living off a bag of ramen and soda for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846688
Nobody is doing that, are you confused? Accel-anon is just shitposting as usual.

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>>9846677
You have no reading comprehension. The initial point that the poor are slightly overweight on average (actually, aren't all americans slightly overweight on average?) as proof that the poor have enough money for food.

You cannot define X amount of calories a day as "enough money for food" when the macro and micro nutrient makeup in that food is insufficient and will eventually kill you from various deficiencies. Therefore, someone being overweight is not proof that they can afford enough food to live.

You fat faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846700
Except that's wrong. You can live fine as long as you have enough calories, that's a proven nutritional fact. You might have a few strength and performance issues, but that's not the point. Stop justifying your obesity with bullshit science and get some fucking exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846697
I might be, someone explain exactly how this happened since around the time ayn rand stepped in this thread.

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>>9846700
>
You cannot define X amount of calories a day as "enough money for food"

Actually defining "having enough money for food" as "having enough money consume over your caloric maintenance" is perfectly reasonable.

Go read the /fit/ sticky. It's a shitty board but it has some good knowledge about basic nutrition which you seem to lack.

[Anonymous No.]

still waiting on >>9846609

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846658
Cheap American food is worse than staples. It's not just insufficient for nutrition, a lot of it actually actively damages your body, which increases your medical bills, which takes away even more of your money and further decreases your quality of life.

I'm not going to pretend that being below the poverty line in Africa is better than making minimum wage in America, but considering all the resources America has, there sure are a lot of people there with completely miserable lives.

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>>9846700
Healthy food is not THAT expensive. Just a bit more than a junk food. But glorious USA citizens will continue to shove burgers down their mouths because they are lazy and ignorant. It's USA, after all.
They have the ability to eat healthy but they are not using it. And anyways since they are not dying at the age of 15 or even 20 then I'm gonna to assume that you are wrong about your eventual killing stuff.

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>>9846726
>Scarcity is the fundamental economic problem of having humans who have unlimited wants and needs in a world of limited resources. It states that society has insufficient productive resources to fulfil all human wants and needs. Alternatively, scarcity implies that not all of society's goals can be pursued at the same time; trade-offs are made of one good against others.

If you would just read what I told you to you wouldn't need to ask stupid questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846736
Stop samefagging. Pretending you have more numbers won't change the fact that you are wrong. See >>9846716
>>9846718

Still waiting for a response to my post, and his.

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>>9846739
Been to america before, have you?

You'd know actual food is 5x or more what processed crap costs. And the FDA has standards so lowered that unless you raised the cow you're eating yourself, you're practically eating a mass of hormone and antibiotic with a healthy dose of pesticide.

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>>9846747
So this concept of scarcity you keep talking about defines human wants as fucking infinite, then proceeds to reason that since it's infinite and supply is finite, not all human wants can be fulfilled.

I don't even know what to say to that staggeringly retarded premise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846748
>samefagging
They were completely fucking diffirent posts. I don't even know how you... oh, whatever, you are fucking retarded. I bet you are oldfag as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846761
A "staggeringly retarded premise" that is universally accepted by every economist. Sure, champ.

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>>9846758
What about the corn? They need to stuff cows full of antibotics because they put them on a diet before slaughter that will kill them promptly if the slaughterhouse doesn't, in order to fatten them up. As a result, the omega 3:6 ratio of the fat in the meat gets fucked up.

Cows are meant to eat grass, not a slurry of grains.

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>>9846758
>You'd know actual food is 5x or more

That's not true, it's not even close to x1.5, just don't buy a lot of luxorious stuff and you'll be able to eat healthy and cheap. Of course I'm not talking about restaraunts here, everything is homemade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846779
Considering the 101 uses we come up with for utilizing all our excess corn, you'd think at some point or another maybe the government would stop demanding it, and I don't know, say maybe let farmers grow something else?

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>>9846773
Maybe it's not so much the premise that is retarded - though it is pretty questionable and delves into psychology, not economics - but the way you are trying to apply it.

He just wants the basics for every human. He listed those basics. He is not defining the wants of those humans as infinite. Or are you trying to swat away his argument by "it won't work because some people are too greedy and want much more than that"? Smooth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846758
You're complaining that healthy food is expensive while at the same time complaining that FDA standards are too low?

I hope you see the problem with your statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846793
It is so expensive BECAUSE the standards are so low.
There are only a handful of people who grow shit with a reasonable level of concern for the people who end up eating it, and an even smaller amount willing to pay the ridiculous sum.

>>9846782
Yeah, genetically modified shit pumped full of industrial waste sure is good eating.

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>>9846792
>not all of society's goals can be pursued at the same time; trade-offs are made of one good against others
>trade-offs are made of one good against others
>trade-offs are made of one good against others
>trade-offs are made of one good against others

I hope you now realize that an economic system that gives me people something for contributing nothing would not be sustainable or desirable.

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>>9846813
>Yeah, genetically modified shit pumped full of industrial waste sure is good eating.
Stop being so tinfoiled. Haven't you seen any good looking people in your life? Do you really think all of them eat only what they've grown themselves on their piece of land in new zealand? No, they buy their groceries and the same shop you do. So enough excuses and start eating healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846844
You can't make me eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846847
Sure, then continue to eat your ramen and soda, I bet it's all natural, I even heard there is a soda ocean somewhere they harvest all soda from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846855
You still can't make me eat it.
And the ramen and soda anon is someone else, please make fun of us separately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846865
Okay, I just don't know what the fuck you eat then if relatively healthy food seems shitty to you. Sunrays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846877
Actually I do almost all of my food shopping in amish country, thus by passing my point about it being expensive by simply avoiding the stores.

However lately big business has been poking it's head in there and buying us out of a chance for cheap natural foods, as well as encouraging a much lower level of quality in them.

[Anonymous No.]

It's official, I lost all of my gaming skill and thus my livelihood and the only thing I ever took pride in. It's just gone now, I have no more patience to play any fucking games and if I even try to play I just do so fucking terrible and leave in a terrible mood.

Welp, time to go cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9847086
No one cares stop being a little fucking bitch about video games.

>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/a/
>>/lereddit/

[Anonymous No.]

Should I list agoraphobia on my disability report?

I'm a 5 year shut-in but I'm not sure if it's the right term to use since I've never had a panic attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9847280

Yes!!! Make sure to go to a public facility (mental ward or something similar) for your problems so the government can retrieve those documents as proof of your disability.

You'll have to go to a interview once every 7 years to make sure you still have your disabilities, if you live in America. I think you can avoid this by going to a mental hospital of some kind once every 7 years.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been living with my parents as a NEET for the past couple years. I haven't gone back to school because it was driving me insane and I feel like I've forced myself to do everything in my life so far. I'm too afraid to apply for autismbux because I feel like it's too strict and I'll end up in deeper shit for trying to/actually receiving it. You guys give me some hope, though. If I've been receiving mental health treatment for major, clinical depression/an unspecified mood disorder and social anxiety for the past year and a half to no avail am I pretty much a shoe-in for autismbux despite not having any prior work experience? I haven't even paid taxes. Every time I read the guidelines on the social security websites I'm overwhelmed and feel like I'd never be eligible. I also know I have a lot of potential but living like a "normal person" just makes me insane and eventually I just can't handle it anymore; I need more freedom. When I was in school I used to come home and cry for hours at least a few times a week because of how much conforming to those expectations was fucking me up. I feel like it's become more pervasive as I've aged and just managing to exist takes all of my effort which isn't exactly reassuring. I can't imagine further having to work most of my life on top of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9847791

My favorite fix-everything-that-is-wrong-in-my-life drug is Adderall. Just make sure not to take any other drugs with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Still looking for neet friends, email in field. I thought I would reach out instead of waiting for them to come to me for once.

humble bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>9848185
I've tried many drugs over the past couple years. Some do a little bit, but it's definitely not worth it for me personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9848185
is it easy to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9848830

Only if you live in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9846475
> works 60+ a week
What fucking shithole is this? I live on the southeastern ass-end of Europe and we have labour laws that specifically forbid more than 40 hours a week. Laws that are enforced, mind you.