/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Fake-Boyfriend-or-Girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

Who in their right mind would make a 3D waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>normalfags thinking this is in any way a good, or useful idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>9809942
I do it with my favorite touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>9809946
>that feel tfw mon visage mfw face when a normalfag is spaghetti-ing near me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9809979
Greentext stories and some of the other 4chan inside jokes were around for many years, and I don't see what the problem is if they're used correctly.
It's not like you're contributing any quality content right now, or anything, so don't even attempt that argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9809991
>learn japanese
>this isn't so bad
>I'm learning quickly
>it's like I'm really going to be japanese
>kanji comes in
>well this can't be so bad I'll just use kanjidamage
>kanji isn't losing HP as fast as it should
>double-check its stats
>these stats sure are similar to a be-
>kanji is a bear
>mauls half my face off
>lose cognitive function
>reduced to /v/ level shitposter
>burst into treats
>run away crying with my face cycling from one unrealistic reaction image recreation to the next
>want to fuck
>stumble into my little sister's room for emotional support
>forget about the spaghetti reserve for demonstrating the evils of refined grains
>spaghetti falls out of pocket
>run frantically to kitchen to find something to scoop it up
>/v/ opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur all over my spaghetti
>sister seeing all of this
>she doesn't want to fuck
>fat cow of a /v/ female crawling on floor sucking at the spaghetti
>badly wants to fuck
>mauled for the second time in only 5 minutes
>pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>9809999
Two can play at that game

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get the whole spaghetti thing.