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9806809 No.9806809 [Reply] [Original]

Why.

>> No.9806820

Too soon.

>> No.9806827

she gonna get raped

>> No.9806831

I wish Michael was still alive. If only greedy assholes didn't crush him.

>> No.9806829

I'd like to see him and Remilia in a dance off.

>> No.9806834

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ap_tZBEAoQ

EPIC AS HELL

>> No.9806835

He probably went there in search of Wriggle.

>> No.9806838

So when MJ finally went to the great Gensokyo in the sky, he went in his white okama form? That's a bit disappointing.

>> No.9806855

>>9806809
>>9806838
So I have two theories here.
It's either you die and go to gensokyo as heaven.
Or either you die and go to gensokyo as hell, like our friend MJ here.
It's a place populated by little girls and there's no little boys anywhere. think about it.

>> No.9806859

>>9806855
Wriggle and the human village.

>> No.9806868

How come Reimu is calm and Sanae is the only one who loses her shit?

>> No.9806879

>>9806868
Sanae actually knows her shit about the outside world.

>> No.9806877

>>9806855
Come now, anon. Did you really believe the media? Even the kid later confessed that it was all a lie to get money.

>> No.9806888

>>9806855
it amazes me that there are still people who think Michael Jackson was a pedo. time to evolve past the average youtube user from 2008, bud.

>> No.9806884

>>9806877
It was Illuminati that got to him.

>> No.9806890

>>9806879
Reimu seems to know who he is too judging by this strip.

>> No.9806897

>>9806888
Pedo Jackson is still meme status, even if no informed person actually believes it.

>> No.9806938

>>9806890
Sanae actually has an idea of how big he is.

The truth is that he's still alive in Gensokyo. He's the god of pop.

>> No.9806998

I cried the day MJ died.

>> No.9807010

Who was MJ's favorite touhou?

>> No.9807013

michael music is good

>> No.9807017

>>9807010
Marisa.

>> No.9807019
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>>9806998
me too but unironically.

>> No.9807026

>>9806998
>>9807019
actually teared up when I started thinking about it. post a trigger warning next time.

>> No.9807028

>>9807019
Who said I cried ironically?

>> No.9807029

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcZeoEztSog

>> No.9807030

i miss black michael

shame he was kidnapped and replaced with a white clone

>> No.9807032

>>9807030
yeah he looked great. damn shame how the white man managed to make a beautiful and sensitive soul like MJ doubt himself.

>>9807028
sorry for doubting you!!!

>> No.9807034

>>9807030
That only happened because he was bullied by his dad.

>> No.9807040

So was the story about the skin disease that made him white true?

>> No.9807044

I think he had some good songs but I didn't really care that he died. I don't remember thriller, I was born in 1991.

>> No.9807046

>>9807044
What are you doing on /jp/ then.

>> No.9807047

Why couldn't it have been Prince or another 80's washup?

>> No.9807060

>>9807040
No idea which particular story you're talking about, but there is in fact a skin disease that makes black guys look like human dalmatians. It's a lot more dramatic than pink palms etc., it's obvious just looking at it that it's a medical condition. One guy in my neighborhood has it. Looks like he's doing all right in his life, though, without fixing it. MJ might have over-reacted because he was fucking nuts.

>> No.9807070
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>>9807047
If you feel like being religious about it, the bible says that God tends to take away good people first and leaves the rest to rot.

Just how that nice old lady who made cookies for the kids dies when she reaches 60 something, but the screeching harpy next door lives well into her 90s.

Frankly though, it was better for him to die then and there than to see him waste away even further.

>> No.9807074

Will I be able to meet him in gensokyo?

>> No.9807079

>>9807046
/jp/ - Michael Culture.

>> No.9807080

>>9807047
don't worry lil homie, there's a heaven for a G.

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>>9807074
You will. One day. For sure.

>> No.9807084

>>9807047
Hey now, Prince was no MJ, but he was still pretty good.

>> No.9807145

>>9807084
True but the American media basically slandered him to death.

>> No.9807181

>>9807145
Media covers shock news, more at 11. Actually, some other countries' media that I could mention by name if I felt like being mean are noted to be worse.

Anyway, MJ had a number of misconceptions and mental bad habits that were eventually going to get him in some kind of PR and/or legal trouble.

>> No.9807280

>>9807074
I thought MJ went to Hakugyokurou instead.

>> No.9807343

What can we say about this man?
more things can be said about him than any one person can,
he was the killer behind Thriller,
he was the rad lad who was bad,
he was the criminal who was smooth whose voice was meant to soothe,
he was and will always be the King of Pop,
magic was in every album he dropped,
he had the voice of an angel even as a child,
singing ABC 123 driving everyone wild,
as he matured, his fame did nothing but grow,
his performances always gave a spectacular show,
his music always had us begging for more,
his music filled with happiness and joy galore,
his dance moves were beyond anything we've ever seen,
leaving us to practice them while playing some Billie Jean,
he rocked our world and we know he did,
he made even the old folks feel as much joy as a kid,
he made us know it doesn't matter whether you'r black or white,
no one thought Michael's career would reach such heights,
mourning his death is very tough,
but as for his music, we won't stop till we get enough

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>>9806829
Oh, Michael's got a right to reduce her to a fangirl.

>> No.9807390

Michael Jacksons tragic death is just another example of how white people are ruining the world and killing the superior black man.

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>>9807378
oh, remi's face

CHARISMA BREAKU

>> No.9807409

>>9807390
I thought his medic was black. Was he?

>> No.9807419
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>> No.9807436

>>9807409
>I thought his medic was black. Was he?

Yes. That's what happens when you hire a doctor who got into medical school through Affirmative Action.

>> No.9807441

>>9807419
you got any more post-surgery of her?

>> No.9807750

>>>/v/156910456

Despicable.

>> No.9807753

>>9807750
it was a nice thread even if the OP is a crossboard scumbucket. ease up nerd before I whip ya head.

>> No.9807755

>>9807753
Sick rhymes dude.

>> No.9807780

>>9807755
thanks bruh bruh.

>> No.9808892

>>9806938
>god of pop

So he has the ability to create pop? Oh god it all makes sense. I wonder if he's going to go to the trouble of making a shrine for himself. Then again he could collect faith just by putting on performances wherever.

>> No.9808905

Source?

>> No.9808913

That's a cool one (in english)

>> No.9808915

>>9808892
It's customary to shuffle backwards into his shrine.

>> No.9808919

I was more sad when Bea Arthur died.

>> No.9808924

Why is Sanae so angry?

>> No.9808932

>>9808915
Instead of bowing, you place your left hand on your crotch, spin around and go "OOOOOH!"

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