/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Would you buy bonds issued from AAA rated Touhous?

[Anonymous No.]

It depends on which rating agencies are giving them a AAA. If they're the ones we have here, you might actually be buying junk bonds if the incompetence of the credit rating agencies leading up to the financial crisis is anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how Standard and Poor's could give those sluts a AAA rating when they don't give it to the Greatest Country in the World™.

[Anonymous No.]

translate it weaboos

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely yes

[Anonymous No.]

As long as the yield is good and it looks legit. The real risk profile and actual rating doesn't even matter. With the help of my employer, we'll package the bonds with a mishmash of other poor debt/equity instruments and sell the monstrosity for a nice profit to other investors. We'll give them the usual run-around convincing them there's little risk since the portfolio is 'diversified' or some shit while secretly betting against them. The rating agencies who we are passionately in bed with will of course help and give whatever we make a 'hurr AAA'. Then we'll write crude internal memos congratulating each other for selling more 'crap and vomit' to these 'muppets' and even profiting off their demise. If the feds notice they'll only give a little slap on the wrist or at most pick 1-2 unlucky scapegoats to saitate the unwashed masses because we own them. U MAD? Fuck we all should be.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I buy Brazilian bonds? They give like 10%, but they also have Suigin to deal with. Is this a good investment?

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't even trust touhous to call a tow truck for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd go halfsies with any tou-bro from /jp/ on some bonds sold at premium, as long as it meant I was supporting a touhou I liked.

[Anonymous No.]

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