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>/jp/ - Cute Hikikomori Girls Taking It Easy.

>> No.9798753

I wish I was cute.

>> No.9798755 [DELETED] 

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9798759

btw im a boy

>> No.9798761

I'd take it easy all over her butt.

>> No.9798763

"You can't say no to a princess."

>> No.9798765

>>9798753
are u a girl?

>> No.9798768

It's little hard to tell yourself if you are cute or not. Since its meaning is not so specified. But much to do with being young I guess. But sometimes very old people can be cute too...

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>> No.9798864

>1 in 6 women and 1 in 33 men will be a victim of sexual assault in their lifetime.
>College age women are 4 times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
>In 2007, there were 248,300 victims of sexual assault.
>Every 2 minutes, someone in the U.S. is sexually assaulted.
>60% of sexual assaults are not reported to the police.
>Reporting has increased by 1/3 since 1993.
>Approximately 73% of rape victims know their assailants.
>Only 6% of rapists will ever spend a day in jail.
there's a good chance that you will rape a girl, male anon.

>> No.9798872

Being a Hikikomori is not a badge of honor.

>> No.9798879

>>9798763
Not quite right : "It's your duty to say yes to anything a spoiled princess might ask of you".

>> No.9798880

>>9798864
"Sexual assault" these days includes looking at a girl the wrong way. Then of course are the reports that are completely made up.

>> No.9798882

>>9798864
>>Only 6% of rapists will ever spend a day in jail.

Those are very favorable odds. I should go rape someone right now, but it seems like a lot of work.

>> No.9798888 [DELETED] 
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czech em

>> No.9798965

I am cute.

>> No.9798969

>>9798965
Prove it.

>> No.9799003

>>9798969
I can. But 3D here is a sin.

>> No.9799013

>>9799003
This rule can be bent by traps. But if you're a woman, yes, it's a sin that cannot be cleansed.

>> No.9799016

>>9799013
If you want pictures of dicks, there is always >>>/hm/.

>> No.9799019

>>9799013
I have a dick.

>> No.9799022

>>9799016
You missed the point.

>> No.9799025

>>9799022
The point is you are taping this thread to page zero to ask someone to put on a dress and take a picture of his dick.

>> No.9799033

>>9799013
>>9799022
satan is waiting, homo

you can be gAY in hell but not here, fagmotron

>> No.9799039

>>9799025
As I said, you obviously missed the point.

>> No.9799045

>>9798751
worst touhou

>> No.9799069

I am a girl and not cute. I'm a disgrace to my gender.

>> No.9799094

>>9799045
What's a touhou?

>> No.9799113

>>9799069
You can't be a disgrace to something already disgraced, silly.

>> No.9799129

>>9799113
You don't make seen.

>> No.9799150

>>9799094
It's a shortened way of saying "character from [series]".
In this case the sentence would read: [She is the] worst [character from] Touhou.

>> No.9799154

>>9799113

Ah, this is true. I'm not 2D either.

>> No.9799169

>>9798751
Cute image dude.

>> No.9799181

>>9798864
i already have

>> No.9799191
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>> No.9799194

>>9799016
Fuck that board. /hm/ is only for hairy buff bara pictures. Not for cute /jp/sies.

>> No.9799198

>>9799150
No it's not.

>> No.9799201

>>9799194
Incorrect.

>> No.9799212
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9799224

what's with the "neet girls wearing tracksuits" thing? tracksuits aren't comfy at all.

>> No.9799227

>>9799224
Maybe not for you.

>> No.9799231

>>9799224
I hate them, they're too noisy

>> No.9799246

>>9799224
I don't know about the jacket but the pants are pretty comfy.

>> No.9799257
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>>9799224
It looks cute.

>> No.9799265

>>9799257
It is very easy to draw a cute girl, though. Very hard to find one, however.

>> No.9799269

>>9799265
I have a hard time doing both.

>> No.9799271
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>>9798751
Don't be silly. You know /jp/ can't take it easy.

>> No.9799277

>>9799269
I cannot draw either, but I bet you fifty bucks that if I started drawing and you started going out and looking, I would find a cute girl first.

>> No.9799279

>>9799271
Really cute swimsuit image dude.

>> No.9799283

>>9799224
do you have epidermolysis bullosa or something?

>> No.9799285

>>9799277
You'd find the cute girl you just drew?

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this looks extremely comfy

>> No.9799295

>>9799285
You got a problem with that?

>> No.9799298

>>9799294
Well, minus the tie at least.

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>> No.9799321

>>9799295
Not at all, I was just wondering if would find a (real) girl because you drew or if you would find the cute girl you'd draw.

>> No.9799326

>>9799321
Well girls love artistic shit, but the problem was a cute girl, or I would almost certainly lose.

>> No.9799335

>>9799326
Who would be the judge though, who would determine if the girl is actually cute?

>> No.9799343

>>9799335
I imagine /jp/ would be a good judge; we would have made the bet here, and being both from here could trust their tastes to somewhat accurately reflect our own.

>> No.9799347

>>9799343
Couldn't one of us or both samefag?

Also, I don't have a lot of faith in /jp/'s taste reflecting my own.

>> No.9799374

>>9799347
That is a fair point. Honestly, I really do not see what I would put the ability to draw to use for, and I would probably have to buy shit, which I really cannot do as I have some broken furniture to replace before I can get anything else.

>> No.9799387

>>9799374
I think most people do it just for fun. I don't think you'd have to spend a lot of money, a notepad and a pencil don't cost much.

>> No.9799389

>>9799387
Yeah, but I would have to buy something to put the picture on here.

>> No.9799395

>>9799389
There might be a place where you can scan and print stuff. I have one of those places near the station in my city.

>> No.9799399

>>9799395
I forgot about those places.

>> No.9799404

>>9799399
I honestly don't know how those places are still in business. Do they offer some other service that allows them to make a profit or are they subsidized by the government?

>> No.9799431

I'm pretty sure i can be the cutest on /jp/, but i can't afford too many cute dresses. If only, i could even beat Milk and be the queen of /jp/. Btw i'm a boy.

>> No.9799470

>>9798759
who ever heard of a boy on the internet lol
cocks or gtfo

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>> No.9799712

I heard there was a girl in this thread? One saying she is not cute? Please go out with me? Please???

>> No.9799757

>>9799712
I'm a girl.

Ask me anything.

>> No.9799768

This thread is silly, we all know females are biologically incapable of taking it easy.

>> No.9799772

>>9799757
Please go out with me.

>> No.9799796

>>9799772
W-Wait ! What if she's an ugly damaged legless landwhale? Please be more careful while saying things on the internet.

>> No.9799819

>>9799191
This girl looks like she has had a lot of cocks stuffed inside her.

>> No.9799874

I used to enjoy pretending to be a cute hikikomori girl. I used to enjoy learning Japanese, consuming Japanese media and I wanted to make a pilgrimage to Japan one day after many years of dreaming about it.

But here I am, only one decade far from becoming a wizard and a fresh university student. The worst of all is that I don't care about any of the aforementioned (which is why I haven't been to this site for a month).

I know you don't care, /jp/, I simply got no one else to share this with ever since I got rid of my internet friends. At least my forced enjoyment of solitude hasn't changed much.

>> No.9799895

>>9799874
Why did you stop caring?

>> No.9799908

>>9799874
>But here I am, only one decade far from becoming a wizard
Wow, you're like some sort of ancient relic.

>> No.9799930

>>9799895
I don't know. I just sort of grew out of it all of a sudden. There is a couple of reasons coming to mind, but none makes sense.
>>9799908
Your cynicism is adorable.

>> No.9799937

>>9799874
Maybe IHBT, but you're still pretty much a child. You're not a child, don't get me wrong, but you're not far off. I don't mean to be patronizing, but don't speak like you're old when you simply aren't.

>> No.9799938

I just can't take it easy knowing that from Monday to Friday I'll have to wake up early and spend half of my day not taking it easy which results in me not being able to take it easy at all.

>> No.9799948

>>9799937
But I never intended to come off as an old know-it-all or anything. I'm sorry it came out like that.

>> No.9799951 [DELETED] 

>>9799930
>Your cynicism is adorable.
It's sarcasm. Please use English accurately.

>> No.9799956

>>9799951
Sorry.

>> No.9799958 [DELETED] 

>>9799930
>Your cynicism is adorable.
There was nothing particularly cynical about it. The word you may be thinking of is "sarcasm."

>> No.9799960

>>9799958
I thought your first post was fine.

>> No.9800007

>>9799895
>>9799930
He's a closet normalfag, like most of neo-/jp/. He needs to fuck off back to /soc/ and /v/.

>> No.9800013

>>9800007
It's actually called apathy. Very common with people who live sedentary lifestyles.

>> No.9800127

>>9800013
Didn't you say you just started university? I'd hardly call that sedentary.

>> No.9800208
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the only cute hikki girls i've known have been fujoshi.

>> No.9800215

>>9799874
I have a similar problem. I don't care about anything anymore. I don't really enjoy anything. I wish I had a hobby but I can't find anything.

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Hikkis are smelly

smelly cant be cute

>> No.9800258

>>9800251
No way dude I wear deodorant.

>> No.9800291

>>9799930
What're the reasons?

>> No.9800302

>>9799874

>only one decade from becoming a wizard

I forget: that's 30, right? Did you think it was 40?

>> No.9800335

>>9799224
tracksuits aren't comfy?

What fucking planet do you live on?

>> No.9800349

>>9799874
According to >>9800302 I'm a full fledged wizard by now.
Actually things are pretty good, if you've got both a job and a place you can pretty much do whatever you want. I've been browsing /jp/ for 6hours straight for example, doing my hairs and drinking some delicious lemon tea.

>> No.9800367

>>9800349
How can you do whatever you want when you have a job? A job is by definition bound to take up way too much of your free time and make you a miserable person who can only justify your existence with your income.

>> No.9800651

>>9800251
Smelly naked NEET girls schlicking to yaoi!

>> No.9800706

>>9800651
This gets me so hot and bothered.

You really know how to push my buttons, anonymous.

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>>9800208
god damn i love chika. why doesn't she show up in nidaime anymore? why am i still reading nidaime?

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>>9800847
You're reading Nidaime for Madarame like everyone else.

>> No.9800947

>>9800367
And this is why I wish I was born rich.

You know, like those people who do photography and shit and claim they're having a job etc.

>> No.9801028

I wish I could live the Hikikomori life style with a cute socially awkward girl. She would be in a filthy room, cans of soda and juice all over the room, cups of empty ramen stacked together, with a pair of worn out chop sticks next to them. Wadded up tissues from her constant masturbation. Empty boxes of cookies and crackers spread in the corners. The bed stained yellow from sweat and cum. The room would be hot and stuffy, the room reeking of body odor and ramen soup. She would just be an average looking girl, she would be only be in a tank top and a pair of old panties with holes in them. She would smell of sweat and filth, not having washed in long periods of times.

I would make love to every part of her body, she would be my lunarian princess, my sweetest thing, my glass slipper, my smelly Hikikomori queen, and I would be a peasant to her glory, graced by the gods to even bask in her musk, and able to clean her girl-smegma filled vagina.

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>>9801028

>> No.9801035

>>9801028
Gross. I'd want a clean hikki girl. Probably because I've dated a filthy girl like you've described, and it isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>> No.9801037

>>9801028
That's a easy fantasy to get into, I guess. It's easier to tell your brain that since she can relate to you, she would accept you.

Chances are if such girls existed, what they want next to them are cool, handsome, caring ikemen. Not creeps thinking of such far-off things.

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>>9801028
... god, that is too damn detailed.

I like the idea, but the girl would have to at least be clean and smell of nice things. As for looks,

<--my standards are set

>> No.9801047

>>9801034
Awww
>>9801035
How so? What happened?
>>9801037
Well, actually I prefer to keep my room clean and bathe daily, I guess its an opposites attract thing. And if such girls did, they'll have diverse tastes, chances are there would be one for me.

>> No.9801073

>>9801028
W-would she have hairy armpits and not shave down there?

>> No.9801074

>>9801047
>What happened?
She never brushed her teeth and her vagina constantly reeked of rotten fish. Her butthole was always filthy and her hair was greasy as fuck. This aside, she was probably a 5/10 due to the fact that she had a small figure and I like petite girls, but she just put forth 0 effort towards her hygiene. In the end she turned out to be a slut anyway; she cheated on me multiple times. The relationship was an emotional roller coaster ride and overall just an awful experience. The only benefit was that we had sex often but it was mediocre.

The girls who don't care about their appearance at all most likely won't care about you or your feelings, whether you like it or not. That's how it is.

>> No.9801091

>>9801074
Gross. I hope this is just your fantasy.

>> No.9801095

>>9801091
It was unfortunately my reality a number of years ago.

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Do you know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'

>> No.9801129

>>9801073
Yes
>>9801045
I think it needs more details
>>9801074
Then I'll bring her to the top floor of an apartment, and leap with her in my arms while she sleeps.
>>9801091
>>9801095
Cheating is never apart of my fantasy. Can't stand cuckolding

>> No.9801131

>>9798829
*TL note: hikkikimori means /jp/sie

>> No.9801146

>>9801127
Slavs do it with class though

>> No.9801244

I want to hear from people who had the same kind of childhood as I did.

Basically I go to school, hate it, come home and dump 14+ hours on the computer then go to sleep. I started this when I was maybe 13 years old and continued it all the way up to now.

Did this lifestyle fuck you over in anyway? Do you have trouble finding a job? Do you have trouble doing tasks that are not internet hedonism? Any other kind of emotional problems?

>> No.9801249

>>9801127
But I think sweatpants are incredibly sexy.

I also prefer flat sportshoes over highheels.

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>>9801244
I did that my entire life.

Now I've barely left the house in the 5 years since I graduated, so I'd say it had quite the impact on me.

>> No.9801257

>>9801253

Do you do anything? Hobbies?

>> No.9801265

>>9801244

I have trouble getting the motivation to do things. Starting and finishing things has always been difficult due to perfectionism and the lazy lifestyle made it worse. I can do things if I get past the initial hurdle, but I rarely finish them.

>> No.9801271

>>9801244
>Basically I go to school, hate it, come home and dump 14+ hours on the computer then go to sleep

I did this for a little while throughout middle school, but there was a brief period in high school when I had friends and did things with them. I also had one job for a year. After school I stopped talking to most of them, and now I'm back to being a shut-in.

>Did this lifestyle fuck you over in anyway? Do you have trouble finding a job? Do you have trouble doing tasks that are not internet hedonism? Any other kind of emotional problems?

I enjoy being alone, but my social skills have deteriorated. I can't even look strangers in the eyes without getting nervous spasms. I've also become cripplingly apathetic, and anger problems have reawakened in me which I haven't seen since my early childhood.

>> No.9801274

>>9801265

When you get frustrated, do you end up going back on the computer and not do anytihng all day? I compare it to when smokers get stressed they start smoking a lot.

>> No.9801276

>>9801257
/jp/ stuff, games, anime.

What >>9801265 said applies to me too though.

>> No.9801299

>>9801274

When I get frustrated I usually go back to my computer, although if it really gets bad I just walk wherever I want for maybe 5-10 miles. It's the only time I really go outside. I used to break pencils a lot but I don't do much of anything with pens or pencils anymore and I'm not very easy to anger.

>> No.9801301

>>9801244
I no longer care about people, i have 0 social skills and I don't trust anyone. I can't even remember the last time I did something productive (not that I want to be productive)

no regrets thought. I was a happy kid

>> No.9801308

>>9801244
Yeah. Started in high school. I've always been weak to my desires so I had a hard time actually making myself go to school and I ditched a lot. Even when I had a girlfriend (yeah I know, get out of /jp/, go to hell and all that) all we did was hang out at her house and use the internet there. She became a hikikomori shortly before breaking up with me but that's a story for another time.

Anyways, yeah, I guess it did fuck with me. I'm dumb as shit since I was hardly ever at school and the only friend I have left is a guy I knew since middle school since I would have rather gone home to play wow than make friends. I probably won't be able to get a job since everything these days seems to require a degree and I can hardly get through community college.

Being a slave to your desire is not as fun as it sounds.

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Anyone wanna chat on omegle?

>> No.9801313

>>9801308
Make it a story for now or at least summarize it.

>> No.9801317

>>9801311
No I get too nervous when talking 1 on 1 with someone.

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what do hikki/neet girls shlick to?

>> No.9801327

>>9801319
/jp/.

>> No.9801328

I just want to say that I like being with you, /jp/. hehe I like you.
bye

>> No.9801332

>>9801319
cute imoutos

>> No.9801376

>>9801319
Boys Love

>> No.9801378

>>9801313
Well she was 4 years older than me and already out of high school when we started dating. She was a closet weeaboo that had a light anxiety problem when we started but it got worse and worse as time went on. She would always take a long ass time making herself look perfect just to go out and buy some snacks with me because she was that afraid of being judged.

She was also very naive and let some dude on the internet talk her into breaking up with me. Now that I think about it, I should have thanked that guy. If that didn't happen then I wouldn't have been able to enjoy wrath of the lich king. "hahaha he enjoyed wrath of the lich king!" fuck you, vanilla was horrible and you know it.

>> No.9801389

>>9801378
I think they were equally fun but to each his own. Well I guess thats a really positive way to look at it, and it definitely seems like it was for the best even if you probably went through unnecessary shit at the time.

>> No.9801404

>>9801378
I've seen this post before.
Why do you have to copypaste your own replies anon?

>> No.9801406

>>9801389
Yup, learned plenty of cheesy life lessons from it too. I even had enough sense to refuse her when she wanted to get back together.

Shame what happened to wow though. Part of me wants to play again but the other part doesn't want to look at anthropomorphic pandas.

>> No.9801414

>>9801404
I guess my memory is better than I thought if I can copy and paste in my mind. I should apply that to something useful.

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>>9801319
sweet trap booty
kotetsu from tiger and bunny
a fantasy about a boy i knew in high school and his jackass of an older brother

end of list.

>> No.9801437

>>9801418
btw im a girl

>> No.9801470

>>9801265
>Starting and finishing things has always been difficult due to perfectionism and the lazy lifestyle made it worse.

Are you me? I've never put the words together until I read your post, but I have the same problem. If I do something, I have to do it to the fullest extent possible, so if I come across some simple type of disappointment, some imperfection that will prevent this, I simply give up.

>> No.9801485

this thread is shit

>> No.9801495

>>9801485
I'm sorry...

>> No.9801518
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/jp/ meetup

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>>9801485
this thread would be better if it didn't happen every single week. i understand that /jp/ is interested in their female counterparts, both 3D and 2D, but there doesn't seem to be that much to know. female hikkikomori put their sweatpants on one leg at a time just like us.

>> No.9801546

>>9801530
Needs to be fatter

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>>9801559

>> No.9801563

>>9801559
SUGOI GETTU

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>>9810000

>> No.9801581

Hikki girls aren't desirable. While male hikkis usually take their charming disposition with pride and honor, and some humor on the side, hikki females are usually just Kuroki Tomoko and have unreasonably high standards. It's the sad truth.

>> No.9801583

>>9801559

Why are there so many people flaunting that script today?

>> No.9801588

>>9801581
I thought she had really low standards.

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9801593

>>9801583
I didn't use a script. /jp/ is slow, so you can just check the front page for the latest post. I wasn't trying to do a get, though. I just wanted to put some text in my post.

>> No.9801594

>While male hikkis usually take their charming disposition with pride and honor
Hahaha.

>> No.9801606

>>9801581
I think people who want a hikki girlfriend want one with lower standards. It's a fantasy, you know?

>> No.9801608

>>9801594
Are you a falsNEET then?
You know the rules. /a/ is that way.

>> No.9801616

>>9801608
If you still believe in pride and honor then you're a falseNEET.

>> No.9801624

>>9801608
>>9801616
You're both falseNEETs.

I am the only one truNEET.

>> No.9801635

>>9801616
It's self-pride and self-honor.

>> No.9801636

>>9801624
I fear none are NEET but me and thee. And I have my doubts about thee.

>> No.9801639
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>>9801581
>most of them are kuroki tomoko
oh god don't tease anon.

>> No.9801655

If I had a hikki girlfriend, do you think she would let me smell her socks and lick her feet sometimes?

>> No.9801690

>>9801624
No True NEET fallacy.

>> No.9801834
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9801834

tfw no qt hiki bf

>> No.9802858

>>9801834
I could easily get a cute hikki boyfriend if I wanted. Sucks to be you, I guess.

>> No.9803159

>>9801559
Why does black-hair konata always look so sad?

>> No.9803180

>>9803159
Because she's Futaba Channel's take on a "realistic" Konata. In real life Konata would be sad.

>> No.9803193

>>9803180
I want to try and make Kurokona happy.

>> No.9803195

>>9803193
Your penis won't make her happy.

>> No.9803199

>>9803195
That's not even remotely what I meant you lewd person.

>> No.9803204
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>>9803199
Oh yeah? How do you plan on making her happy then?

>> No.9803210

>>9803204
By watching anime with her or letting her beat me in Street Fighter or something. I dunno, let me have my dream, you jerk.

>> No.9803218

>>9803210
Wow you sound like such a fucking greasy white knight beta. Fuck you. Stay away from my black kona.

>> No.9803231
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9803231

>>9803218
Do you want to take this outside, little man?

>> No.9803234

>>9803231
Shut the fuck up you fucking loser.

>> No.9803247

>>9803234
Fine, alright. You should take it easy though.

>> No.9803331

>>9802858
>cute
>hikki
you can only pick one

>> No.9803349

>>9803231
Why are usadians so obsessed with birds?

>> No.9803354

>>9803349
Americans, love.

>> No.9803447
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9803447

Why would kurokona want to associate with you gross boys?

>> No.9803464
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>>9803447
Because she's my waifu.

>> No.9803474
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9803474

where da white [email protected]

>> No.9803611

>>9801418
do u schlick to the brother or the guy? are you a land whale and in your opinion are most fem /jp/ers land whales, if so what %? if so, is BECAUSE they are land whales?

>> No.9803770
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9803770

>>9798864

>getting your information from women's websites that don't contain statistics about male rape victims.

>Moderns studies show far more men are raped per year in prison than women are raped per year in general..

>yet no one cares about that because "if they are in prison, they deserve it" Yeah, the guy who is spending 4 years for having pot in his car really deserves do be raped. sure.

Go ahead, keep taking your studies from biased sources. Knowing the type of person you are, you probably wouldnt even listen to reason anyway.

so why even try

>> No.9803773

>>9803770
Your privilege, check it.

>> No.9803776

>>9803773
Just did. Looks pretty good.

>> No.9803791

>>9799181
pls elaborate

>> No.9803801
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>likes disgusting twinks and enjoys being sex'd by people you dont even like.

How is this relevant to you being a hikki? just sounds like you're a normal girl.

>> No.9803814

>>9803773

It looks like "check your privilege" is the new "umad?" in the sense that it translates to "I am too stupid to respond to you in any sort of meaningful way."

>> No.9803824

>>9803770

btw i'm a girl.

>> No.9803825

stop replying to /pol/

>> No.9803832

>>9803773
check this

𝑤𝑕𝑖𝑝𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑘

>> No.9803834

>>9803814
Butthurt.

>> No.9803841

>>9803832
Mhm. Yep. Looks good.

>> No.9804226

>>9801244
That was my lifestyle from when I was 12 until I was 20. Now I have a respectable, well-paying job, but all I want is to go to back to how it was then.

I didn't hate school, though, and there were people you could have called my friends, I guess, so it might not have been exactly the same situation. I just didn't meet them outside of school.

>> No.9804251

>>9803814
It's a real thing. People who aren't "oppressed" or minorities, i.e. white males, are told to "check their privilege" whenever they say or do something which illustrates their supposed ambivalence to the supposed privileges that society accords to them. It's a central tenet of feminist and leftist ideology. I think >>9803773 was using it ironically, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_privilege
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_privilege
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_world_privilege

>> No.9804272

I wonder if hikikomori girls on /jp/ pretend to be male.

>> No.9804281

>>9804272
There aren't any girls on /jp/.

>> No.9804301

>>9804251
It's only supposed to be used on whites/males/heterosexuals who you already know believe in the concept of privilege anyway. If you get a "fuck you" instead of a "sorry," then that phrase was inappropriate for the person you were talking to.

And, of course, people who do it on 4chan are just trolling.

>> No.9804314

>>9804301
It's just a Jew trick to manipulate goyim into miscegenation and hatred of their own culture.

>> No.9804341

>>9804314
But I hate my culture without any Jew trickery.

>> No.9804348 [DELETED] 

>>9804281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04enkEAXta3

>> No.9804353
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9804353

>>9804341
>without any Jew trickery

Good goy... that's what we want you to think.

>> No.9804365

>>9804348
That's a good trick making yourself sound female. You should try voice acting.

>> No.9804458

>>9804251
>Male_privilege
So Male Privilege gets a full page with subsections and everything, while Female_privilege gives you a minimalistic blurb on a highly political page rife with [citation needed], [better source needed] and [clarification needed].

>> No.9804469

>>9804458
I bet if you tried to add anything your edits would be undone.

>> No.9804585 [DELETED] 

>>9804365

Okay...

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9804598

>>9804365
Okay...

>> No.9804613

>>9804598
Reposting because I love you Marisa!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04enkEAXta3

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>>9804613

I see you're grasping for attention.

I think /jp/ is the wrong place for that.

We're all attention starved yet lack the ability to give positive attention ourselves. So attention whoring on /jp/ is useless and gets you nowhere.

>back to /soc/

>> No.9804639

>>9804635
I just reposted it because it seemed like the individual deleted their post.

>> No.9804642 [DELETED] 

>>9804635
Epig reaction image though dude, ebin XD

>> No.9804649

>>9804639

I messed up and replied to the wrong post.

terribly sorry.

>> No.9804655

>>9804642
I think you took a wrong turn at the text boards, anon.

I won't tell anybody if you delete your post.

>> No.9804657

>>9804613
She sounds like one of those bitches that acts passive aggressive over stupid shit.

>> No.9804673

>>9804657

She sounds like a try-hard.

>> No.9804695

>>9804673
I think she go back to /cgl/. I bet that's where she's from.

>> No.9804703

>>9804695
should go back*

>> No.9804714

>>9804657

Please don't presume things about me, I honestly don't talk much at all. I don't mean to sound passive aggressive. Please forgive me for that.
I did delete it because I realized that it was the wrong place to be putting such things and I felt terrible about it afterwards.
I just for a moment wanted to prove that there are girls on /jp/. I did the wrong thing. I apologise /jp/.
I'm sorry.

>> No.9804729

>>9804714
have you ever sucked dick?

>> No.9804731

>>9804714
You really should just shut up and pretend to be a guy on some other thread instead of keeping this conversation alive

btw im a girl

>> No.9804739

Please don't bully.

>> No.9804744
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9804744

Is it me or has the internet as a whole become extremely shitty this year? There are no decent communities or boards left to browse. I find myself playing more and more games and watching more anime just to pass the time.

Why is this?

>> No.9804754

>>9804714
You sound very nice. Will you be my girlfriend? I will give you my e-mail if you want.

>> No.9804758

>>9804458
See, even wikipedia articles related to males are larger than equivalent wikipedia articles related to females. So much privilege.

>> No.9804761

>>9804714
>I need more attention, please give me more attention.

>> No.9804769

>>9804744
Re-ddit and 9-gag became popular this year.

>> No.9804779

I want to bully this girl until she cries, then cuddle her lovingly.

>> No.9804780

>>9804769
Yes but they weren't supposed to spread their userbase to other sites.

Also aren't those two places almost exclusively used by americans?

>> No.9804800

>>9804744

I think ever since it became 'cool' to say you were form 4chan was when the Internet declined. Which was about 2008-2009. In addition so did terrible online communities that swelled up into the cancerous modern users on forums and flooded shit that wasn't even relevant to the forums they were posting on (i.e. anyone who has ever posted an advice dog image anywhere online.)

>> No.9804807

>>9804754
please respond

>> No.9804808

>>9804744
I feel the same way. I think >>9804800 puts it nicely

>> No.9804812

>>9804780
>Also aren't those two places almost exclusively used by americans?

yes, but the "meme culture" is a world wide phenomenon, blame facebook

>> No.9804813

>>9804769
Actually, it happened before that.

>> No.9804855

Internet has been shit since America Online got popular.

>> No.9804902

>>9804807
;_;

>> No.9804915

>>9804807
>>9804902
I guess that means she took my advice

>> No.9804927

Games and anime aren't really doing it for me anymore. I can't even fap properly anymore.

I need an outlet, something practical to give me a sense of accomplishment, so I'm trying to memorize the kanji. The meanings are not difficult to get, but I'm having a hard time with the readings. How did you guys do it?

>> No.9804940

>>9804927
Try convict conditioning, or excercise in general.

Or try reading, or if you can stomach going outside, look into hiking/exploring. Plenty of secluded mountain spaces around where there are no people to judge/bother you.

>> No.9804967

>>9804927
Just use Heisig. Book 1 does writings and meanings, while Book 2 does readings. Do Book 2 after completing Book 1, of course.

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>>9804714

Oh great now I feel bad.

Dammit, I don't know how some of you fellows can be so mean and sleep at night. I tried it once today because Zelda hasn't returned my 3DS and I wanted to play a game so bad, I was feeling vengeful and angry and now I just feel terrible for hurting your feelings.

Listen little lady, don't let people on the internet get you down. You sounds like a very honest and polite young lady, I'm sorry I was so rude.

>> No.9805041

>>9805028
Don't respond. She's just trying to get more attention.

>> No.9805042

>>9805028
Mr Williams, can I AYA (Ask You Anything)?

>> No.9805075
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Hello guys. It's been a while. I think my life as a NEET/hiki is finally coming to an end. I've been at it for almost 10 years now. It's been getting harder and harder to enjoy simple things like video games and anime/manga but I've managed to hang on. I'm friendless and disconnected, haven't left my house for years and that's really okay with me, I think I could have made it this way.

But recently I've been having very strange emotional issues I've never had before. I don't know what it is and it's a bit difficult to describe but whenever I recall certain times in my life as a shut-in, it can be any moment or memory but as an example I'll use my most recent thought. Yesterday I heard a song on a radio stream that reminded me of an anime I watched about 3 years ago. When the song came on and I started to think about that time I watched the show it felt like someone had shot me in my chest. The feeling I can only describe as severe guilt or loss. These feelings are so intense that my breathing gets shallow and my stomach knots up and I'm almost brought to tears.

This has never happened to me before until about a month ago and it's happening more and more frequently. Whenever I recall something like a game I played or manga I read/etc I get this crushing feeling. It hurts, it really does. I will probably start drinking or doing drugs soon because I just can't handle it anymore. Maybe I will kill myself if it keeps up.

>> No.9805139

>>9805042

Only if it's related to Otaku Culture.

we still need to follow the rules after all.

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>>9805186
Cute image dude.

>> No.9805199

A girl actually comes on /jp/ and all of you fucking misogynist pigs start to bully her. Check your fucking privilege, idiots. /jp/ is for WOMYN too.

>> No.9805209

>>9805199
i know, i'm a girl poster and i'm a REAL otaku.

>> No.9805214

>>9805075
That pain is the pain of regret. Also, do you even lift?

>> No.9805239

>>9805209
I'm the only real otaku, you fucking slut.

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our princess

>> No.9805261

>>9805194
I need a setup like that

>> No.9805264

>>9805199
It's good that most of girls who come here are trolls. So. Things are more complex than they appear.

>> No.9805274 [DELETED] 

>>9805199
We're all little girls here, what the fuck are you fags on about.
Anyway, who fucking cares. /cgl/ is the place for fat whores.

>> No.9805279

girls cry if you hurt them

>> No.9805309

>>9804744
Oh believe me, I felt this years ago. The only reliable source of human interaction I have now is the rare online companion. I know of few communities, this being one, but I can't get attached to them. It really blows.

>> No.9805322

>>9805279
Girls are faggots.

>> No.9805329

So /jp/ I want to level up my hikki status, so I'm thinking of buying a tracksuit. y/n?

>> No.9805343

>>9805329
buying a daikamura is better

>> No.9805476

>>9805329
You skipped a pretty important stage if you came here without one already.

But there's nothing we can do about that now, so yes go and purchase two, you'll only need part of the second one. If possible try to avoid getting the western styled ones made out of odd fabrics, they aren't very well suited to taking it easy in.

>> No.9805504

>>9805476
What fabric is best?

>> No.9805543

>>9805504
Dederon.

>> No.9806982

All this 3DPD gf blogging. Sometimes I hate you /jp/.

>> No.9806993

>>9803611
i shlick mostly to the incest, but the guy i knew wasn't that bad to look at either. never met his brother. im not a landwhale and cannot speak to other female /jp/ers because they go in stealth modo if they know what's good for them.

>> No.9808249

>>9805329
I don't like this whole tracksuit fad. True hikkis should just wrap themselves in a blanket.

>> No.9808673

>>9805543
I looked it up. Did you live in the GDR? That would actually raise your /jp/ cred because those people sure knew how to take it easy.

>> No.9808755

>>9808673
The former DDR, and the other /jp/er from here (and that time) that I know also takes it pretty easy, so you're probably right.

>> No.9809216

I'm fine with a hikkomori girl riding my junk as long as I can look at a picture of Kaguya while doing it.

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