/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Is /jp/ taking it easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9795987
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>9795992

[Anonymous No.]

This looks like the work of the dude who did True Happiness.
I can't track it down, so what's the source?

[Anonymous No.]

I am taking it easy without the aid of drugs or alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

Rule#1:Always remind everyone to take it easy
Rule#2:Never take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796022
TAKE IT EASY ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796013
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/index?tags=kiriraitaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796031

Thanks. I thought he might have made another full story, but I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

taking it easy with some alcohol :)

[Anonymous No.]

What evolutionary purpose do you even serve? All animals have traits to defend themselves, but you?? You're like a disgusting blob thing without any redeemable qualities, left to the mercy of an unpredictable world. What cruel being would spawn something as miserable looking as you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796087

That's not a very nice way to speak to your mother.
Please remember that she gave birth to you.

[Anonymous No.]

No, I'm not, I'm looking for some more internet arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

Why yes, I am taking it easy. Thanks for asking. I'm just browsing /jp/ before I watch another movie. Drinking it easy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796087
Well it's not a natural creature, it's a talking piece of pastry. It doesn't need a purpose other than being eaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796091

Name your topic and I'll argue against your stance in the most antagonistic way I can.

[Anonymous No.]

I am taking it easy.

I am giving yukkuries my unconditional love and care.

They return my love by doing poopoo time and I give them my mister white and sticky gooey goo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796094
Mexicans are the master race. Argue for the Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796102
No, I wont.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9796102

You would argue against the Mexican master race, wouldn't you, you imperialistic white supremacist pig?
The Mexican people are a hard working people subjugated by their fat, lazy and stupid Northern neighbours, and it's only a matter of time before you're worshipping your overlords and eating burritos for lunch.
No siestas for you, though. Because you have to make up for a lifetime of decadence and arrogance with hard labour.

[Anonymous No.]

yukkuris are a ripoff of fluffy ponies

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796113
the problem with mexicans is while they have an extremely good work ethic they are willing to work for cheaper than everyone else so they are unable to acquire the funds to stage a takeover. that and the siesta. as soon as they get something going, BAM, siesta time motherfucker.

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>>9796123
The real problem is that the U.S.A. has a bigger and better cartel than Mexico.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or has the quality of OYP plummeted recently?

I need some fresh, good quality abuse, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798350
OYP is getting "contributions" of western members, most of whiich are terrible at drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798350
Those Yukkuri are fucking disgusting.

I hate there eyes and mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798361
Exactly!

[Anonymous No.]

Dork Pork.

"I could just imagine using one as an onahole, shoving a tiny little Yukkuri onto my cock as it yelps, eventually succumbing to the ecstasy as I shoot my load inside it's cute little womb, afterwards it's just panting "fu~ fu~, id felt so good and eajy" I'll then raise it up to my face and lodge my tongue in it's mouth, being delicate while stimulating the Yukkuri's vagina until it starts to piss, I'll then drink down that sweet sweet piss with a smile on my face, before cuddling up to my Yukkuri and going to sleep.

Bliss, true bliss."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798369

Oh /jp/ you know how to get me hard.

no homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798361
I don't know what to feel when I look at them. Part of me thinks they are kind of cute and that I should pat them on the head while the other part thinks they are fucking gross wants to throw it against a wall.

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>>9798381
For me, it depends.
If it's a shithead or a dumbass it makes it all the more satisfying to see them get abused.

However, with the more intelligent and less obnoxious ones I don't have an immediate urge to see them abused but it depends on the context of the story in question.

Then there's the few that I don't think deserve abuse at all but that tends to be because of their agreeable personalities in the stories.
I like Remilia types because they wreck shitheads.

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>>9798350
If these things actually existed they would be having orgies and being all around decadent. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798395
I don't know, something about the Yukkuri Remilia when it has a body makes me want to push it down some stairs. Maybe it's because it looks cuter when it's crying or maybe it's because I'm just a bitter little man that doesn't want to see others being happy.

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>>9798402
Each to their own.
Here, enjoy this.

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>>9798409
Holy shit, how much did that pudding weigh?

[Anonymous No.]

Gan'd dage id eajy wike dish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798409
She is just enjoying pudding. This abuse seems unjust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798442
Welcome to the world of yukkuri abuse. Only total dorklords enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798442
Well the pudding was placed there for the sole purpose of smashing it over her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798442
I agree but I have it saved because the first and second part are too cute to discard for the third part.

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>>9798490
So what's the deal with the bodies? Are those made out of pastry too or is it like an artificial body that can move when a head is placed on it like anpanman?

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>>9796113
>The Mexican people are a hard working people

Stopped reading there due to uncontrollable laughter.

>>9796123
>the problem with mexicans is while they have an extremely good work ethic

Saying "Mexicans are hard-working" is like saying "Chinese people are really smart." That's not true at all, but your perception is warped because you only encounter the top-tier Mexicans. Those Mexicans you see working on your lawn are literally the best Mexico has to offer. Consider that.

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>>9798603
It's also made out of pastry. I think that some can grow their bodies somehow, I dunno. I don't recall any stories of someone making a yukkuri body, shoving a yukkuri on it, and watching it start moving around.

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>>9798649
It depends on the artist really, there's no official source after all.
Even how they give birth is inconsistent.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9798682
>Marisa's easy place's structural failure

Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9798613
Nah i went to Mexico before, even the kids are working over there, the majority are definitely not lazy. However some of the newer generations of Mexican Americans do seem to have lost the work ethic that there parents came to the US with. Your NEET ass is just amusing everyone is a lazy shit just like you.

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>>9795987

Can.. Can.. You fuck these things?

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>>9799313
Only if you don't mind getting bean paste up your dick hole.

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>>9799313
Ewwwww.. These things are disgusting, why would you want to do that? I mean look at how the one on the left is drooling. Simply D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G.
You're supposed to smash them, and smash them, and smash them into tiny pieces of bloody flesh.

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>>9799317

So.. They're living but they have bean paste innards like the things I buy at the asian grocery store?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799322
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799334

Is this something that spawned on /jp/ or did it come from 2channel/futaba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799324
>drooling
It's pissing.

The lines under her lip just means she's pouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799340
yukkuri have been around for years now.

They came from 2ch I believe. Some guy was telling some radio announcer to take it easy with shift_JIS art and failed miserably. It was turned into an image but it didn't really take off at that point.

Some bloke named Makako started drawing these disembodied heads in strange situations with actual touhous, usually involving them getting teased in some way. Nips thought they were abominations and decided to draw them getting horribly maimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799341
Which makes this more disgusting than ever.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

Is it just me or are yukkuri, niggers?
The similarities between the two are insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799375
Kill all niggers. Yes sir.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate yukkuri abuse so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799439
This.

They arent those fucking rosen maiden shits.

They arent an object to release all your angsty grimdark teenage shit on.

They arent some thing that is just a fucking huge moe blob

The true yukkuri nature is just weird little quirky things that just like to take it easy. Thats it

This video is a perfect example of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C704-o_SuuU

[Anonymous No.]

>>9796101
I would love if I had a bunch of Yukkuries pooping on me.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>9799478
Dude theyre litaral balls of shit.
Their the only animal in history to be innately evil.
Their nature is the worst in the world.
That video made fuck all sense.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

I mean how annoying do you have to be to make Kenshiro brake his stupid dogmas.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9799506
What's so evil about them?

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>9799551
Their stupidity.
Cockroaches are smarter than them.
For starters.
I mean have you seen how they act?
Their modes of defense?
Their whole meaning in life.
Such an immposible being that makes the worst of vermin look good.
Their limited sentience just ads to that.
Like i said.
Theyre comparable to niggers.

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>>9799506
>Dude theyre litaral balls of shit.
No theya rent
>Their the only animal in history to be innately evil.
they arent animals and they arent innately evil
>Their nature is the worst in the world.
its not their nature
>That video made fuck all sense.
Yes it did made snese.

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>>9799562
>Their stupidity.
They arent stupid
>Cockroaches are smarter than them.
No they arent
>For starters.
No
>I mean have you seen how they act?
Yes they do no hard to any one. Only angsty shitheads like you want to do shit to them.
>Their modes of defense?
They dont need defence theya re just yukkuries taking it easy. they arent animals or humans or anything
>Their whole meaning in life.
It does not work that way
>Such an immposible being that makes the worst of vermin look good.
No
>Like i said.
No
>Theyre comparable to niggers.
No

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9799562
How could any of the be considered evil? Yes, many of them are assholes and nearly all of them are completely retarded and they're mostly annoying. The same can be said of basically any species.

I wouldn't even mind the abuse so much if they didn't focus on the nice and happy yukkuri almost exclusively.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>9799571
Im sorry
bean paste.
>Theyre not animals
How the fuck do you categorise them then?
Living beings i should have said.
>Its not their nature.
Yes, yes it is.
If not then tell me what it is?
>The video
Unless im missing some 2deep4me meaning behind it then yes.
It doesnt make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>Protecting Yukkuris
Here we go again.

[Anonymous No.]

Given that they're a fanon-driven thing whose individual natures vary from artist to artist despite sharing a vaguely common set of traits, I'd say that no-one can speak with absolute authority on the little bastards. Sometimes they're inherently evil, sometimes they're inherently good, but most of the time they're just really fucking stupid. Sometimes they're living, sometimes they're not. It all depends.

Yeesh, take it easy, you guys.

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>>9799595
I am to "protecting them"

I am explaining how their true nature is nothing but quirky and weirdness that just take it easy.

They aren't blobs of moe

They aren't sources to vent your pent up anger on either.

They are some fucking rabid animal like some like to believe

They aren't some kind of fucking innocent child either.

They are yukurries. They take it easy. that is all. Nothing more. Nothing less.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>9799579
yes they are stupid, are you dumb?, do you wanna die?
Yes cockroaches are smarter then them if only because their own evolution has nit fucked them over completely.
They can sense danger in my book that alone makes them better.
>they do no harm to anyone
Tell that to all their own rape victims pets killed by them the envirement they fuck up inter species violence, and all around being worse than the lowest of vermins.
>They dont need defences.
Yes they do everything has defenses.
Including them, but guess what their defense is.
To pisss things off.
Thats their defense.
And as far as i know theyre living beings.
Or magical constructs.
The case is they exsist.
>It doesnt work that way.
Yah it does.
>Theyre not niggers.
All i have said about them can be used against that other certain plague.
The similarities are too close for them to be dismmissed.
>>9799584
its because ALL of them are assholes.
Even more than in any species in any plane of existence.
And unlike any other species theyre just so much shit.
They dont even serve the purpose of fucking food.
This can be seen in all the works.

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>>9799610
And we love to torture and exterminate them. Nothing more. Nothing less. What's your point?

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>>9799622
>yes they are stupid, are you dumb?, do you wanna die?
They arent stupid you fucking child
>Yes cockroaches are smarter then them if only because their own evolution has nit fucked them over completely.
You are comparing a cockaroach to a non-existent thing for one thing.
>Tell that to all their own rape victims pets killed by them the envirement they fuck up inter species violence, and all around being worse than the lowest of vermins.
Once again they do not exist. they do not do0 any of that shit to anyone here on this side of the dimention.

People who draw them that way are the only once making them look like they do that

>Yes they do everything has defenses.
they dont exist they dont need to defend from anything
>Yah it does.
no it does not
>its because ALL of them are assholes.
you sure told him buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9795987

Definitely. Lying and relaxing on my bed while listening to doujin music, feels good.

Also can we talk regarding to the topic and not yukkuri abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799625
Tat does not even make fucking sense.

I am explaining how it is stupid thinking that what you think is the norm which it isnt.

[None !FIreFlyLqM No.]

>>9799640
Unfortunately no, because images of certain things cause /jp/ to be unable to take it easy.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>9799639
>They arent real
You sure told me.
Is that your only defence?
Pathetic.
A thought does exist.
It is living memory transmited from one person to another.
In our dimesnsion sure they dont exist PHYSICALLY but they do serve the purpose of thought.
I mean siriously youre gonna telll me they dont exist now because thats youre only arguement left?
Just accept youve lost.
Oh and they do exist.
Theyre called niggers.

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>>9799643
Please do not use such harsh words.
I'm just saying that we love to make them feel bad, it has nothing to do with reasoning or normality, it's just about our feelings. You love them, we hate them, there's really nothing more to say about this.

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>>9799665
>You sure told me.
Yes I did tell you.
Yukkuries dont exist. You are giving me reasons like they are cuasing harm to real people and animals in this reality which infact they do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799680
Yes there is more to say about it.


It is not the norm to think that abusing them is. which it is not.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>9799703
Have you ever heard of cautionary tales.
Or is everything in fiction bullshit?
We are talking about a hypotetical world anyway.
Are you unabble to think?
Have you got no imagination?
I dont understand how you can be in 4chan if so.
Heck i dont understand how you can be in the internet since it basically doesnt exist.
Goddamn you are stooopid.
I bet you cant even follow books if they are fiction.
You dont belong in here
Get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799732
Yukkuries dont exist stop trying to justify that they do.

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>9799828
Their existence is of no relevance.
Youre just mad for getting supah owned.

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>>9795987
I'll take it easy when I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799879
What if there's an after life where you are forced to be with a lot of strangers all day and they all like each other but don't like you?

[No-Life-King !zXkkwIRKfY No.]

>>9799966
I would finally have fucking time on my hands without all this bitches on my dick.
Prolly finish all the literary and artistic works of men.

[Anonymous No.]

ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW EASINESS FROM THIS EVIL

well, you get the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>9799478
So because you view these creature in one way it means every other way is wrong? There is no "cannon" yukkuri facts, no "creator", just peoples imagination. To say that Yukkuris are supposed to be one way is retarded.

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>>9799478
Uh-huh.

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[Anonymous No.]

Yes. It fucking sucks. I hate being in the house all day