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9793884 No.9793884[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You will one day be a father.

>> No.9793889

Never, I would never curse such an innocent child by forcing them into this hell hole of a world.

>> No.9793892

But I am one, son.

>> No.9793897

I wonder if she likes being choked.

>> No.9793903
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9793903

You will take her to school everyday.

>> No.9793904

I can't fucking stand young children, so no, thank you.

>> No.9793922
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9793922

Also, your mother wants a grandchildren.

>> No.9793942
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9793942

And accept the fact that your child loves your siblings more than you.

>> No.9793944

>>9793922
your mother wants you to have better grammar faggot

>> No.9793953

>>9793884
>>9793903
>>9793942
and then she fucked off to earth and the moonbitches replaced her without a second thought

>> No.9793956
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9793956

And avoid bad people like >>9793944

>> No.9793962

I seriously doubt it. I actually think it'd be neat in some ways but it won't happen.

>> No.9793963

>>9793953
But this is important; is this one an M too? I am trying to keep list of the Touhou who enjoy suffering, and so far have pinned down the useless bunny and the dork.

>> No.9793965

>>9793889
Seriously. Having a child now is tantamount to abuse.

>> No.9793990
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9793990

And finally, you'll just have to accept the fact that having a daughter in this age would only end in disaster.

Your daughter will not only listen to Justin Bieber 24/7, going out partying and drinking starting from age 14. and ignoring you all the time.

>> No.9794002

Our Holy Saint IGNUcius has told us that having children is evil.
The word of our Holy Saint IGNUcius is law, just, and true.

>> No.9794012

>>9793990
Send for help she's having a seizure

>> No.9794008

>>9793990
That sounds like daughters from every age, ever.

>> No.9794026

I highly doubt that. I've never had a decent relationship with the female gender, I either lack presence around them or I'm legitimately bullied by them. (Though this is mostly in the case of online communities and what-not)

>> No.9794028

Having children is the same as being dead.

>> No.9794058

>>9794028
Not having children is the same as never having existed.

>> No.9794060

>>9794058
Get out normie.

>> No.9794061

Tell me another good joke OP

>> No.9794062

>>9794058
Tell that the scientists and doctors without children.

>> No.9794066

>>9793990
>Not subtly fostering an elektra complex in your daughter while simultaneously teaching distrust her to distrust all other males

>> No.9794063

I sometimes feel like a father, I'm 22 and i'm always taking care of my now two year old brother since my parent are working full-time and shifted that burden to me. Its a strange feeling trying to teach normal values to a child when your are so skewed in the first place, but he's so cute

>> No.9794069

>>9794063
Not usually into 3d but will make exception. post pix

>> No.9794071

>>9793944
you're*

>> No.9794074

>>9794066
No idea who you are quoting, but he sounds like a good man.

>> No.9794083

>>9794069
Dunno how I would remove exit data while on my tablet, too paranoid about that

>> No.9794087

>>9794083
I was going to ask if you think we would really drag up your info and call up your parents about how you are a pedophile, but then I remembered Sean.

>> No.9794121

>>9794083
I hope you will teach him the path to purity.

>> No.9794155

>>9794121
I'm more afraid I'm passively teaching him the path to social seclusion

>> No.9794546

>>9794155
the best path

>> No.9794557

>>9794155
Teach him Japanese to make his future life easier.

>> No.9794558

For my potential child's sake I hope not. I'd treat my kid too much like a bro for him to grow up right.

>> No.9794565

>>9794557
I do actually do that a little, our household is trilingual anyways, so might as well add Japanese to it

>> No.9794568

I will not be a father one day. This is as close to a fact as it gets without entering Descartes territory.

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>>9794083
Oh whatever since the thread got bumped again, I might as well just post one, I hope the important info got removed

>> No.9794608

>>9794605
ITS SHOTA FUCK TIME

>> No.9796232

I am 26, a virgin, can barely support myself on a near minimum wage job and I am aware of the massive failure rates of marriages and families that go fatherless.

There is no Cinderella, it was bullshit. Every modern woman grew up reading Ms. magazine and tabloid weight loss quack bullshit.

>> No.9796236

>>9796232
lel cri hrder dweeb

>> No.9796272

>>9796236
communicate like a human being

>> No.9796275 [DELETED] 

>>9796272
I'll give you something to communicate with.

*grabs dick*

>> No.9796283

Unlikely

>> No.9796285

>>9796275
*starts sucking because i'm a 26 year old virgin loser*

>> No.9796293

I don't want the financial/emotional burden of raising a child. I remember how much of a brat I was and I refuse to put myself through that hell.

>> No.9796304

>>9793990
Actually I would plan this shit out. I already have actually. I mean, I'm never having a real daughter but it's nice to dream.
First off, homeschool. No outside world. Just like how I grew up.
Second, no real internet. Instead, her computer would be hooked up to another one, a walled garden full of fake websites and artificial agents that I had total control of, where they would all treat her like shit until she learned pretty much everything, reading all the sources my agents would collect a filter, scanning the internet for good information and dumping bad things.

>>9796293
And this. One of the many reasons I never will have a kid is because I don't want one.

>> No.9796338

>>9796304
>where they would all treat her like shit until she learned pretty much everything
Hilarious idea. Perfect plan to keep her for yourself.

>> No.9802860

2 men can't make a baby.

>> No.9802895

>>9796293
This. I was an asshole and I don't want to raise a me.

>> No.9802897
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9802897

This anime made me want to have children.

But then again, real life is nothing like my Chinese cartoons ;_;

>> No.9802905

>>9794058
>Not having children is the same as never having existed.

Not playing Touhou is the same as never having existed.

>> No.9802907

>>9793965
>Seriously. Having a child now is tantamount to abuse.

Only someone who has never performed real child abuse would say that.

>> No.9802910
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9802910

Would you rather have a girl or a boy, /jp/? My older sister has a son and he's such a piece of shit. He's not cute either he's one of those fugly mean kids that everybody's afraid of. I hate him so much.

>> No.9802914

>>9802910

Girl, but she should never pass the age of 14.

>> No.9802918

>>9802914
Would be better said as something like she never hits puberty.

>> No.9802922

>>9802910
Probably a boy, I don't want to deal with a 13 year old fucking 5 mexicans and getting knocked up.

>> No.9802925

>>9802918

Yes, you are completely right.

>> No.9802930
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>>9793963
I dunno...

Udonge does get pretty depresssed. Though I suppose she enjoys it on some level, since she has not fucked off again.

>> No.9802931

>>9802910
I would want a boy but have him neutered.

>> No.9802935

>>9802910
Boy. Girl sounds more stressful since there is a lot more to worry about.

>> No.9802936

>>9802910
Girl but have her ovaries removed.

>> No.9802938

>>9802910
Neither but surgically attach ovaries and testicles to the strange genderless demon-child.

>> No.9802940

I hope to one day be a stay at home dad with a cute little daughter. I'd make a nice dinner every night for my wife and kid and sweets for my daughter and her friends while they study.

>> No.9802961

>>9802907
Living in this shitty world is abuse enough.

>> No.9802967

>>9802961

Lay off the Linkin Park, dude.

>> No.9803045

>>9793990
Would have already lost all but the most general and passive of interest in her once it became creal that shes a normie.

>> No.9803097

So much normalfag child white knighting in this thread.

Reported for not /jp/.

Suck it pedos!

>> No.9803146

>>9802961
that's deep as HELL

>> No.9803166

With each passing year, idiots become more numerous while the gifted near extinction. Do your damn part, and tidy up the gene pool. I'm sure most of you are intelligent.

>> No.9803170

>>9803166

Oh, for sure, /jp/ breeding would have such a positive effect on the gene pool.

>> No.9803179

>>9803170
It would.

>> No.9803192

>>9803170
If niggers breed, why shouldn't we?

>> No.9803197

>>9803192

For selfish reasons.
Who would want children, and what concern is it to me if the world goes to shit after my death?

>> No.9803205

>>9803166
I don't have the genes necessary for work in modern society. I don't deserve to pass my genes on to produce another degenerate.

>> No.9803212

>>9803205
The world is simply not ready for our kind.

>> No.9803336

>>9803192
I have planned out an ideal scenario in which I would have a child, and I will not accept anything lesser than that.

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