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>> No.9792485
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CRAZY /jp/

>> No.9792489

source?

>> No.9792494

>>9792485

me watching tv

>>9792489

it's not sexual i don't think, but I may be thinking of a different doujin.

>> No.9792503
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>>9792489

[Orimoto Mimana] 10 Things to Do While I'm Still a Boy

>> No.9792507

I wonder how often people are visibly nervous when buying sex toys. Must be really fun to make comments about their purchases that make them flustered.

>> No.9792524

>>9792507
It's very common, making a comment could risk scaring them away though and i think the people who work there would be aware of this. They sell that kind of stuff to all sorts of weird people so the only reason to make a comment that makes someone flustered is because they're an asshole.

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>>9792524
"wouldn't you rather a real one?"

>> No.9792532

>>9792527
Y-you too?

>> No.9792550

>>9792524
Of course it wouldn't be good business practice, but imagine how cute it would be if a a girly /jp/er came in and bought his first dildo, and you said something that forced him to explain that it's going in his ass.

>> No.9792562

>>9792507
I had to go to a sex store to buy a dildo because my mom opens my packages.

I almost collapsed from the anxiety, but bought lingerie and several dildos. The girl at the counter probably knew that they weren't for my gf but seh didn't said anything.

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so is this a sissy thread now?

>> No.9792579
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>>9792578

>> No.9792580

>>9792579
kuma?

>> No.9792581

>>9792578
wtf u fat fuk

>> No.9792594 [SPOILER] 
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I'm sure you haven't seen your own in awhile anon
but these are called "legs"

>> No.9792595
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Your idealized image of cute girly /jp/ers likely isn't very realistic.

>> No.9792603

>>9792595
I don't care. As long as I knew that he lurks /jp/ I would force him to wear girl clothes and the suck his cock.

>> No.9792608

>>9792603

Why not suck each others cocks at the same time, dude?

>> No.9792610

>>9792603
I would look horrible in girl clothes. Pretty much why I don't crossdress.

>> No.9792611

>>9792603
>suck his cock
FLACCID ACHIEVED

>> No.9792616
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You're fucking faggots, I want old /jp/ back.

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>>9792608
Because I wouldn't see your cute little face when you cum.

>>9792610
Is the inside what matters anon. If you know what I mean.

>>9792611
Flaccid penises are cute too.

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Not mine ;_;

I wish I had cute legs.

>> No.9792629

>>9792562
When I bought my first dildo, I got the bright idea of asking them to giftwrap it for me, thereby implying that it's not for me. But I didn't even have to ask, the girl behind the counter took the initiative by asking me first. I learned that day that my plan was probably really common and obvious, and I learned that people who work at sex shops don't give a single fuck if they see a guy buying sex toys "for females". They probably see way more fucked up shit than some guy who is curious about anal play.

>> No.9792633

>>9792611
I hate it when they do that. They get you all girlied up and ready to be completely violated, and then they just end up playing with your cock.

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>>9792616
Its exactly the same and you delude yourself into thinking you were superior at some time

now get to sucking

>> No.9792639

>>9792616
if this were old /jp/ the only difference would be that op's pic would be either saten or a futa loli.

>> No.9792644

Why do you always have to do lewd things? I just want to wear my pretty dresses. If we are going to be lewd I would take it off cause it would get dirty.

>> No.9792649

>>9792638
I'm going to need more pictures of that outfit.

>> No.9792653

>>9792629
I remember when I visited sex shop sometime while back. I was like 16 with false ID. I remember store clerk looked perverted as man can possibly be. Overweight, balding with long hair, greasy and old. When I was finished with my business he kindly offered my package with lines like "hee, hee... Here you go." Just amazing.

>> No.9792658

>>9792638
No thank you, Buffalo Bill.

>> No.9792671

PI!

>> No.9792686
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>>9792649
there
>>9792658
and how much do you weight anon?
I'm 137 Ib

>> No.9792707

If Fukune were still here, what would she say about this thread?

>> No.9792708

>>9792686
Very cute

>> No.9792709

>>9792644
It's not always lewd anon, I wear my thigh-highs because my house is really cold and heating is expensive.

Sometimes so cold that i have to do lewd things to keep warm

>> No.9792729

>>9792709
But we can stay warm by being with eachother without doing impure things.

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>>9792686
>no response
thats what i thought faggot

>> No.9792761

>>9792638
>>9792686
>>9792753
stop posting u fat fuk

>> No.9792776

>>9792753
>>9792686
>>9792638
Where's the dick?

>> No.9792777

>>9792761
still haven't answered my question

>> No.9792790

>>9792753
>137lb
>that
I find doubtful friend

I am 132lb

>> No.9792829

>>9792790
I'm 125 lb and I have a chubby ass too.

>> No.9792845

>>9792829
how tall?

>> No.9792852

I'm 133 and I do not have that much fat for butt you must be very short. I still have ample butt.

>> No.9792859

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

>> No.9792902

I thought that outfit in OP's pic looked familiar

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzumiya-Haruhi-no-Yuuutsu-Lolita-Cosplay-Custume-/270806428997?pt=LH_Defaul
tDomain_0&hash=item3f0d522d45

>> No.9792905 [DELETED] 

>>9792686
you meant 137 stone instead of 137 pounds right, because that's what I'm seeing?

>> No.9792934

>>9792729
Wouldn't you eventually get annoyed from my boner constantly poking you?

>> No.9792991

>>9792845
5'7''

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