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Which samurai is you?

Kanbei, a wise leader
Katsushiro, a kiddo
Gorobei, a reliable fatguy
Shichiroji, a polite fatguy
Heihachi, a funny guy
Kyuzo, an austic killer
Kikuchiyo, a ADHD
Manzo, a farmer who fears for his daughter's purity when surrounded by the dashing samurai.

>> No.9781944

Every thread must be replied to.

>> No.9781945

I'm Gorobei

>> No.9781960

i'm zatoichi

>> No.9781974

Who's the guy with his nipple showing? I wanna be him.

>> No.9781970

I'm Shichiroji.

>> No.9781971

I'm either Katsushiro or Kyuzo

>> No.9781976

kanbei

im wise as HELL

>> No.9781978

>>9781976
But are you a good leader?

>> No.9781995
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9781995

Which Samurai is the softest?

>> No.9782001

>>9781976
Say something wise.

>> No.9782006

>>9782001
a 2hu u wud be a toilet for
is the most valuble 2hu of all

>> No.9782011
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9782011

Kurosawa a shit

>> No.9782017

Most likely Kikuchiyo.

>> No.9782024

Why is Manzo so afraid? Doesn't he want his daughter to marry into a good family?

>> No.9782040

Most likely Kanbei, not that I really want to lead anyone.
It'd be convenient to have underlings though.

>> No.9782047

>>9782040
Sound like Gorobei

>> No.9782056

>>9782024
Just like merican soilder in asia

>> No.9784920
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9784920

>>9781941
Who ever claims to be a wise man, surely is a fool.

>> No.9784927

Kikuchiyo

>> No.9784945

Gorobei i'm definitely a reliable fat guy

>> No.9784952

I preferred heihachi in samurai 7, but he didn't do shit in the movie. I'm probably kikuchiyo

>> No.9784966

Heihachi though I'm more of an asshole that doesn't take anything seriously.

>> No.9784981
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>>9781941
This what happens when a gaijin seens another culture. Lol hur durr and oh crazy chinese lolo lol olo lol.

>> No.9784987
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>>9784981

>> No.9785007

IM SAGE MAN

>> No.9785107
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>>9781941
Better question: Which Touhou character would fit each role in The Seven Samurai?

>> No.9785113

>>9785107
Back to pooshlmer.

>> No.9785142

>>9785107
Chris - Reimu
Chico - Marisa
Harry - Kaguya
Vin - Suika
Bernardo - Cirno
Britt - Keine
Lee - Eiki

>> No.9788117

>>9785107
This must be what they looked like when they taught that Yoshitsune kid fencing

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