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Crime Wed Sep 26 00:42:18 2012 No.9781022 [Reply] [Original]

The beast type touhous are in heat, would you let them rape you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 00:42:05 2012 No.9781029 >>9781022 Depends, which one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 00:44:34 2012 No.9781040 HAHAHAAH LOL XD US OTAKUS XDDDDDDDD

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Wed Sep 26 00:45:34 2012 No.9781043 Do insects count as beasts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 00:46:04 2012 No.9781050 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 00:46:04 2012 No.9781051 >>9781040 shut up!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 00:50:37 2012 No.9781070 File: 228 KB, 550x414, 1348548470915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9781051 lel cant stop laff upboated dis shit on facebook xDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 00:54:37 2012 No.9781094 >>9781043 A step or two below beast I would say.

>>	Crime Wed Sep 26 01:00:38 2012 No.9781123 File: 194 KB, 368x352, 79879687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9781043 Maybe... who knows?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 02:17:30 2012 No.9781486 absolutely

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:12:17 2012 No.9781981 I don't think my opinion on the matter counts when it's rape

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:25:06 2012 No.9782014 File: 434 KB, 571x540, 1347126108240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >let >rape

Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:28:20 2012 No.9782022
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>>9781043
Wriggle needs to hibernate to survive the cold season. Are you a bad enough dude to act as Wriggle's electric blanket during hibernation knowing that you cannot leave the room, won't get any approval from sleeping Wriggle and the only food available is oatmeal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:30:05 2012 No.9782029 >>9782022 Hoew do bathroom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:30:50 2012 No.9782030 >>9782029 Bucket.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 05:47:40 2012 No.9782072 >>9782022 Insects don't hibernate. But I'd stay in the room with her all winter, for sure. Oatmeal isn't too bad.

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Wed Sep 26 06:11:15 2012 No.9782115 >>9782022 That's an exciting situation. One I would agree to instantly.

Anonymous Wed Sep 26 09:21:37 2012 No.9782642

>>9782022
If she's in a coma the whole time then I'm going to draw all over her face and practice wrestling moves on her. Maybe I'll eat her after I get sick of oatmeal and run out of face to draw on and inevitably break my own arm or leg because I have no knowledge of wrestling techniques. Hopefully she tastes like meat and not bug.

They knew it was probably going to come down to this when they decided to lock me in a bunker for months with no meat.

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Wed Sep 26 09:34:54 2012 No.9782671 >>9782642 Please don't eat Wriggle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 09:36:41 2012 No.9782674 >>9782671 Fine, I'll just start with a hand but I won't finish her if it turns out she tastes like bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 09:38:25 2012 No.9782680 >>9782674 Please do not eat touhous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 09:40:09 2012 No.9782688 >>9782680 Why is it okay for them to eat us but not for us to eat them? I challenging the traditional species role, man!

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Wed Sep 26 09:44:11 2012 No.9782694 >>9782688 What if youkai are poisonous to humans, like celestials are to them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 09:44:26 2012 No.9782691 >>9782688 Eating eachother just makes the entire world hungry. Want to make a difference? Make a stand. Stand tall in the face of youkai and say "Nobody will be eaten here!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 09:52:12 2012 No.9782705 >>9782691 Damn, that's heroic as fuck! I'm going to need a cape. I'll just steal it off of Wriggle. >>9782694 Hm...didn't consider that. I'm sure I'll have my answer after I eat a bite or two and see if it gives me diarrhea or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 09:53:57 2012 No.9782709 >>9782705 Please don't steal Wriggle's cape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 09:54:57 2012 No.9782710 File: 524 KB, 707x1000, 20639548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9782705 Why not just eat her sexually? I think you can survive on her juices.

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Wed Sep 26 09:58:28 2012 No.9782722 >>9782710 Please don't sexualize sleeping touhous. That's when they are at their purest.

Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:02:13 2012 No.9782730

>>9782709
If eating her gives me explosive diarrhea then I refuse to leave without a souvenir.

>>9782710
I am conflicted. On one hand I would like to eat Wriggle to sustain myself during the long winter but on the other hand I don't want nasty Wriggle juices in my system.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:11:44 2012 No.9782770 File: 692 KB, 768x1024, 15932123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9782722 I'm sorry, I won't do it agaain for the rest of the month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:12:45 2012 No.9782772 >>9782770 At least pick a touhou that doesn't look like a little boy to sexualize.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:19:47 2012 No.9782792 File: 259 KB, 758x896, 10725746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9782772 So it's fine to sexualize Mystia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:21:35 2012 No.9782799 >>9782792 Go right ahead my good man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:24:04 2012 No.9782807 File: 1.02 MB, 950x1200, 28282392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if having a dick in her rectum would ease the passage of eggs out of her body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:30:50 2012 No.9782832 >>9782807 Will you eat those eggs afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:31:51 2012 No.9782833 >>9782832 Only if they're fertilized with my seed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:32:05 2012 No.9782838 File: 409 KB, 1000x1000, 21064189.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9782832 What if I make her eat them? She seems to hate people eating animals from the bird family. What if she herself was forced to do that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:35:20 2012 No.9782845 >>9782838 That would be kinda sexy the way I'm imagining it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:42:23 2012 No.9782859 File: 502 KB, 784x1100, 23158927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9782838

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:44:24 2012 No.9782866 File: 420 KB, 844x634, 27cea58b92d9d925002e623580aedfac645af7a7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:45:23 2012 No.9782869 >>9782859 How hard do you think she vomited and cried after she found out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:49:53 2012 No.9782876 >>9782022 well, when it gets boring i always get 3 free sex holes to use.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 10:52:24 2012 No.9782887 >>9782876 Ew, but then you would have to touch Wriggle. Would you be able to live with that after after spring comes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 11:02:25 2012 No.9782930 >>9782887 What happens in the bunker, stays in the bunker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 26 11:04:24 2012 No.9782940 >>9782930 If you say so. Don't forget to utter a "no homo" just in case though.

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