/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Give me some good virtual wife software recommandation /jp/.

Blame it on me getting older, but the more it's going the more I want to have a wife. Since 3D is obviously out of the question due to my lack of sociability, ugly body and the fact that I lost track of how many years I have been here in /jp/, I'm looking for a 2D one. Or more likely i'm even thinking of creating my own, since i'm not seeing any good chobbits-like being made by glorious Japan in the near future.
I'm not an engineering expert so I'll just stick to a virtual wife, but then I wondered if any /jp/ user had actually the same idea? I recall seeing a thread like this the previous year, I wonder if the guy made any improvments on his project?

Never mind. Any recommandation? I was suggested the Love Plus games but somewhat I don't really trust them. As for the Illusion game, they're more focused on the sexual act, you cannot really have some sort of walk in a park or lovely chat on the beach. And please let's avoid the "it's fake ! preprogrammed ! not real" discussion, I don't mind living in my own world, i've been doing it for quite some time now and got used to it, we humans are fairly good at that when we think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

That entire last paragraph is bullshit. Try things and do them your own way before you decide BAWWW IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779136
I think that you got it wrong. I'm not blaming or criticizing the games, they just don't give the "wife" vibe I'm looking for.
For example even though I did not play all Illusion games I don't recall having a girl greeting you with a "welcome back" when you start the game, they weren't very talkative either. But you're right maybe I should give the Love Plus game a go before saying anything, I didn't because I'm more into girls who gives a mature look, the Love Plus ones were all pretty young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779182
>I'm more into girls who gives a mature look,
So you want a milf-fucking game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779204
>milf
I don't like this word, it sounds so 3D. I never saw anyone saying that Yukari is a milf for example.

Let's see, a Love Plus game with Yukari as a choice....... sounds interesting, thanks for the tip.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered obtaining a video like this one?

[Anonymous No.]

There aren't much dating sims out there right now, at least not that I know of.Maybe when the technology gets better (like the oculus) will we ever see something really good. For now it's just love plus and the random xbox tryhards.

[Anonymous No.]

Just try the real world.

The difficulty level isn't that hard once you get into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779311
Not really. I don't really need to talk about my day, rather just hang out with her actually.

>>9779367
Figured so.... Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

Depressed /jp/ is worst /jp/.

So I'll help by cheering you faggots up and maybe you will start better threads.

Try looking up ASMR videos on youtube, let me link you to my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a6g3lksYUU

Expand from there, maybe it will help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779418
>Depressed
Not really, just trying to figure out scientifically the best way to have a wife which isn't 3D. As for now the best option would be to create one it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779418

What is this fake shit? Please tell me you're not that lonely to succumb to something like this. Just get some real friends or something, online or real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779418

What on earth am I watching here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779540
Oh wow I had no idea all I had to do was go out and just pick some up. I guess I will head to the local supermarket. I hear they are on special!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779418
I feel like this could work
If I found the right lady for it

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer to stay inside and NEET it up, I honestly enjoy it.
but I'm still lonely and depressed ( don't think im depressed about being lonely though since I was depressed when I had friends)
actually if i had delusions of or predone sentences of my waifu speaking and a body pillow I'd probably not be lonely
where the fuck do i go? someone tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779418

>>9779572 here, I find these videos strangely interesting and want to know more. I'd look for more but I fear they wont be as good as what this asmraurette person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779540
>Being this normal

Back to /v/ and /b/, kid. Don't forget to do your homework tonight.

>>9779572
Know that tingly feeling you get in the back of your neck and/or lower back when getting your hair cut, and the barber decides to use his buzzer? That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g9e2ner9sE

Here's another one by a different girl. It's an hour long though, so set aside some time for it. Experience it all at once, get comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779716

Oh my, do I really sound like I'm from /v/ or /b/? I'm infected somehow and need purification!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779745
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Go back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779759

But I don't browse those boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779727

She is a weirdo red headed person! I can't take it easy like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9780422
You just have to get into it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9779120
>And please let's avoid the "it's fake ! preprogrammed ! not real" discussion, I don't mind living in my own world, i've been doing it for quite some time now and got used to it, we humans are fairly good at that when we think about it.
Go back to facebook.