/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am over 900 years old and my catgirl is 18+. I just finished checking the border and my catgirl is home from playing with Cirno and Tewi. I guess this week her hat I knitted for her was stolen or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her danmaku school for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with Yukari before, but my catgirl blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my catgirl and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my little Chen has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my silly hat off. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran-sama, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my catgirl is a cutie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to scream CHEEEEEEEEN to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and shikigami. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and Yukari won't wake up till late and we aren't going to tell anyone".

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my Chen. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their catgirl shikigamis?

Pic very related; that's me and my tails.

[Anonymous No.]

But it is copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>This is NOT copypa

Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.]

honk honk

[Anonymous No.]

>I am over 900 years old
>I just lost my virginity

[Anonymous No.]

What's always irked me about this pasta is, isn't Chen somewhere between 100 and 200 years old? Or does the tail rule thing not apply to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>977895
What? Even if YOU lived 900 years, you wouldn't lose your virginity, so I don't see why you're pointing that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>977903

Tail rule is for foxes. Chen's age is unknown, don't think it was mentioned anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>977872
You? Virgin? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I call bullshit. How many times has Yukari violated you now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>977909
you went too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>977872
funny I saw this a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.]

Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>977909
I lol'd.
Then I wept. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>977894
I still love that thing, wasn't that /a/'s 12345678 get or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Rephrased copypasta is still copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>977967
I believe it was. We a had a field day with the whole Hawkle thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>977872
900 Year Old Virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>978006
see >>977909

[Anonymous No.]

OP made me chuckle. Good job.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

You should teach /jp/ how to summon Shikigamis so that we can rape them.

That's what you should do.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>977872

Also, I can't believe none of you faggots said this yet.


JUST.

AS.

RANNED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>978057
JUST
AS
RETARDED AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>978057

I can't believe the universe allows you to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>978057
Using Arcueid's name with retarded message...

[Anonymous No.]

>>978081
makes sense?

[Anonymous No.]

This seems like the perfect thread to tell people about my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>978086
But Arcueid is moe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>978093
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>978096
He obviously got Robotnik up the ass.

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