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Since, as you can plainly see, /jp/ - the last bastion of non-normalfaggotry is on its death bed, soon to become just another generic whine/cancer board, what steps are you taking to blend in and gradually become a normalfag yourself? I've started going out often, and I plan to get a girlfriend soon. I'll probably even go to university! I wish you luck in your future normalfag endeavours, /jp/.

>> No.9776515

Have a good life, OP.

>> No.9776518
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>> No.9776519
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Whining about the state of /jp/ was hip 3 years ago.

>> No.9776521

Recently I've dedicated myself to attempts of masturbation to real women. I'm making progress, but at the moment it's mainly Japanese ones. I hope to be browsing mainstream porn sites for western girls exclusively by May next year, eliminating 2D and Japanese women entirely.

>> No.9776534

>>9776521

>I hope to be browsing mainstream porn sites for western girls exclusively by May next year, eliminating 2D and Japanese women entirely.

You have some fucking problems

>> No.9776543

I'll just find somewhere else to go.

>> No.9776541

Has /jp/ ever read "The Method"? It's a book written by two guys on how to pick up lolis.

>> No.9776542

Football Manager 14 hours a day. I'm working my way up to 20, with 3 hours for sleep and 1 for everything else.

>> No.9776546

>>9776542
>Football
Get out, normalfag.

>> No.9776551

>>9776546
Not him, but I used to love Championship Manager for DOS because it was like Spreadsheets: The Video Game. Really appealed to my autism.

Unfortunately, in recent years they've actually made the game resemble people playing football, and that upsets me.

>> No.9776552

>>9776542
I don't know anything about football at all. What's that game like? I see some of my online friends play it online all the time.

>> No.9776553

>>9776541
Are you lying? I can't find anything about it.

>> No.9776555

>>9776553
It's a flagged search. If you get a knock at your door remember to destroy your computer.

>> No.9776559

Hey OP. NEET hikki threads? Whine whine is all they do. You are being totally illogical

>> No.9776558

>>9776553
I feel like I've heard of it before.

It's not surprising if a book like that is hard to find information on.

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>>9776553
Not lying. It's been on my computer for a really long time. I was without internet over the weekend and decided to skim through it.

It splits the girls into seven catagories, and then gives the reader several corresponding fronts/plays for each type, along with some tips, ect. I don't know how effective it is.

Maybe it'd be easier to search for "The Lolita Method" or something.

>> No.9776631

>>9776559
I would be very thankful if this guy received a ban.

>> No.9776645

>>9776631
He's correct, even though nobody likes to see whining in NEET threads. Most of the whining seems to come from school/work related posts and people who feel "lonely". If there were some way to have those people not post in the threads, I can almost guarantee they'd feel a lot less "whiney".

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>>9776645
its a sad day when you can't even post in NEET threads without reading about school and work.

>> No.9776671

But /jp/ is the same as it has been for most of this year.

Go whine on /q/ some more. Actually don't, as that board may very well kill /jp/ for real.

>> No.9776679

>>9776667
Seeing so many of their posts can feel overwhelming. From the amount of people complaining about things, I wonder if I'm doing something wrong with my life to not experience any problems like them. Maybe most people who talk about being NEET aren't actually NEET after all. This is a saddening thought.

>> No.9776682
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>which 2hu wud u fuck
>4 replies in thirty minutes, two are plsres.jpg and one is suck m cock ''''''''dude````

>which day wud u NEET
>hits bumplimit in seconds

neo/jp/ summed up

>> No.9776684

Half of the NEETs here are just whining faggots who want to think they have some problem that makes them incapable of being functional members of society.

Touhou faggots don't even play the games. Just by playing touhou, you are less normalfag than them.

It's not as hopeless as you might think. All this faggotry will go away, eventually.

>> No.9776689

>>9776671
I don't know why I'm even responding to someone who formats their posts like you've done, but I want to say that /jp/ has not been the same for most of the year. Whenever that sticky was made and anime was actually directed to /jp/, things started getting a lot better. People could post and discuss actual /jp/ related things, at least for those first few days.

Since then, moderation seems to have gotten less frequent, there are no more anime floods, and /jp/ related threads actually stay up longer than a day now.

Things have changed.

>> No.9776694

>>9776689
>anime was actually directed to /jp/

That should read "directed to /a/". Sorry, a bit out of it at the moment.

>> No.9776703

If we ban all posters on /jp/ I am certain it will improve.

>> No.9776710

>>9776689
The only difference I have noticed about /jp/ recently is that the NEET threads that used to pop up for different topics here and there are mostly all one thread that looks like it belongs on /a/ or /vg/, because of that rule.

Nothing else. Everyone already knew anime wasn't allowed here, yet people still posted it before the sticky, during the sticky, and after it. That will continue forever.

>> No.9776717

>>9776578
Could you mediafire this, pretty please?

>> No.9776723

>>9776710
>Nothing else.
It's blatantly obvious. Threads currently 404 after 24 hours or more. For many, many months that number was closer to twelve, and that's when the spammers weren't turning it up. If you wanted a thread to be there in the morning you had to make sure it was on page two when you went to sleep.

>> No.9776719

Since a couple of days shitposting has greatly intensified. People were talking about Tokiko but I saw Yama yesterday, so probably there are a bunch of them and they're the reason why /jp/ is being flooded with /a/r9k/v/ much more than the usual. I just wish our janitors were more active.

>> No.9776721

>>9776717
expect the partyvan.

>> No.9776722

>>9776689
>People could post and discuss actual /jp/ related things, at least for those first few days.
I really didn't notice any difference at all over those days.
Moderation was slightly more fierce than usual, but that's pretty much how all moot initiatives to improve anything end up - couple of days of good moderation and then nobody does anything anymore.

>> No.9776730

>>9776689
Go recruit more people for your /q/ampaign.

Learn to take it easy, that is what /jp/ is about.

>> No.9776735

>>9776730
>Learn to take it easy.
You're complaining just as much as he is. You're just bitching about OP instead of /jp/.

>> No.9776736

>>9776721
It's just a book. Upload it.

>> No.9776738

A couple of years ago I would have despised the though of becoming a normalfag, but seeing threads like >>9769624 and slowly realizing I'm posting with a bunch of retarded edgy 16-18 year old teenagers is starting to make normalfaggotry seem acceptable. At least I'd be around women and 20-somethings instead.

>> No.9776739

>>9776736
Or just Google it, but use common sense. I found it in about ten seconds.

>> No.9776755
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>>9776719
Stop accusing 2kike for everything. This the list of the only shitposting he is capable of:
* Y U NO /bun/?
* Ironic xD deviantART images Flan eating watermelon lol!
* JEWS DID WTC HELLO GOYIM :D
* cat_gif.gif

>> No.9776764

>>9776738
It's not like you have to post on this board to not be a normalfag. Can just stay away from all social contact, even online.

>> No.9776767

>>9776755
Tokiko is a jew? I thought that role belonged to jones. He just looks like an ugly anglo to me.

>> No.9776768

>>9776755
All he has to do to shitpost is post. You've just listed the stuff he was the most persistent about.

>> No.9776769

>>9776755
You're forgetting that he has college, so he's probably busy. I hope he grows up a bit then comes back.

>> No.9776778

I want to know how Tokiko's date went!

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>>9776767
Tokiko = FAS

>> No.9776784

>>9776768
It's not what he's persistent about, it's the absolute extent of his imagination.

>> No.9776789

>>9776778
He said on 4-ch that it went bad, but didn't want to elaborate. Make up a story in your head and quit bugging him.

I like to imagine that he brought up Fukune or ticks and his date got freaked out.

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>>9776738
>A couple years ago I was a retarded edgy 18 year old who thought /jp/ was the greatest place ever, but around the time I turned 20, it turned into a shithole full of retarded edgy 18 year olds.

Who am I quoting?

>> No.9776832

this thread sucks

>> No.9776839

>>9776682
one shitpost thread gets more replies than the other

what is the world coming to?

>> No.9776848

>>9776755
why the fuck is that picture filtered on foolz?

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9776514/#9776755

>> No.9776851

>>9776800
Whom art thou quociting?

>> No.9776853

>>9776736
I was already in bed and it's on a different comp. Here it is http://www.mediafire.com/view/?apr0s0u9q3pnxpu

I won't keep it up longer than 24 hours.

>> No.9776864

>>9776848
Apparently Woxxy decided that by himself. It's funny, because Tokiko posted that picture on his blog, where he said all his content is public domain (a legal grey area, but still). He also posted it *instructing* spammers to post it instead of that ugly .gif.

I guess Woxxy just wants to play 4chan moderator, even for non-rule breaking and perfectly legal content. Hopefully he'll remove those 2000 gigabytes of copyright-infringing content soon!

>> No.9776882

>>9776723
It really makes me feel like you're a disillusioned /jp/ poster who had a bad day two years ago and then quit the board, only to return after hearing the prmosses of a moderator who can't even do his job properly.

/jp/-related threads gone in less than a day? Really? Go be a doomsayer somewhere else. Preferrably not /q/.

>> No.9776887

>>9776882
promisses*

>> No.9776900

>>9776864
Hello 2kike

I'm sorry that that Foolz won't let you have your e-fame. ):

>> No.9776930

>>9776882
>It really makes me feel like you're a disillusioned /jp/ poster
And you sound to me like a delusional retard.

>/jp/-related threads gone in less than a day? Really?
Yes. Sometimes nobody bumped a related thread for twelve hours and it died. This happened literally every day.

>> No.9777000

Is anybody feeling epic right now? Make sure you respond to this.

>> No.9777016

>>9777000
Feeling epic as HELL. +1

>> No.9777026

>>9777000
>>9777016

yes (: epic bros gather!!!

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