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"In Elizabethan times lovers were so enamored of each other's body odors that it was common for a woman to keep a peeled apple in her armpit until it had absorbed her sweat and smell. She would give this "love apple" to her lover to sniff at in her absence"


So... /jp/... you know what I'm going to ask.

Who APPLE here? And what smell like?

>> No.9775607
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9775607

I wonder what this one's like

>> No.9775614

I hate smelling girls and all they smell like is fake perfumes.

Or at least I think that would be the case if I smelled girls.

>> No.9775615

I'd give you my bad apple, OP.

>> No.9775627
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9775627

>>9775593
What does Reimu's apple smell like?

>> No.9775635

>>9775627

Sour apples.


>>9775615

And here we go! A bad apple reference! Woo hoo we 2hu now /jp/?

>> No.9775638

You Euros so crazy.

>> No.9775641
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9775641

That's really hot actually. I think you just gave me a new fetish.

>> No.9775655

>to sniff at in her absence

That seems to imply that the apple would be kept for extended amounts of time, especially with a peeled apple it would decay very fast and start giving off it's own rotting fragrance.
This just seems very impractical

>> No.9775658

Now we know the meaning of Bad Apple. There are still a hundred more song titles we need to find the references.

>> No.9775657

"Who ___ here?"

Stop using that.

>> No.9775667

>>9775655
Maybe you're supposed to eat her smellappel before it goes bad.

Take her essence unto yourself.

>> No.9775673

>>9775658

You don't want to know the reference behind The Dark Blowhole.

>> No.9775677

>>9775655

I'm sure the apple peel would be preserved by the acidity and sodium content of the armpit sweat.

>> No.9775679

>>9775657
You're not the boss of us.

>> No.9775680

Those were truGURLZ. Now they all try to hide their smell with shit cologne, which makes it even worse.

>> No.9775708

>>9775679
What if he was? Wouldn't you feel silly for not listening to him?

>> No.9775740

That sounds absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9775748

My dislike of bodily odors is a leading contribution to my avoidance of women and people in general.

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