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9774632 No.9774632 [Reply] [Original]

What is Youmu's Deep♂Dark♂Fantasy?

>> No.9774640

Youmu's 10 desires:

1 - Cum in her armpits
2 - Cum in her ass
3 - Cum in her pussy
4 - Cum on her face
5 - Cum on her tits
6 - Cum on her ass
7 - Cum in her hair
8 - Cum in her eyes
9 - Cum in her ears
10 - Cum in her nose

>> No.9774648

>>9774640
You should have changed "ass" to "myon".

>> No.9774658

>>9774640
You said Youmu twice.

>> No.9774668
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>>9774632
>>9774640
>>9774648
>>9774658
Please don't bully Youmu. Even if she's the dorkiest

>> No.9774676
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>> No.9774730

Stop sexualizing the touhous.

>> No.9775078 [SPOILER] 
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>>9774730
no

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9775099

Youmu's perfect breasts.

>> No.9775292

>>9774676
That Keine.

>> No.9775310

>>9775099

too small

>> No.9775313

>>9775099
This is it. This is the perfect set of breasts.

>> No.9775315
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>>9775310

>> No.9775346

>>9775315

[borat- very nice]

>> No.9775478
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9775478

Wearing a big, stinky diaper.

>> No.9775511

>>9775478
It's like fan artists are encouraging Youmu's name calling.

>> No.9776120

Being cummed inside her ass by me.

>> No.9776133

>>9775099
Holy shit you can see her vulva right through the fabric.

>> No.9776143

>>9775511
Because she deserves it.

>> No.9776200
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I wanna know who this ビオランテ guy is and why he loves his Van so much.

>> No.9776732
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9776732

Sometimes I like to secretly take Roukanken, Hakurouken, and a broom and pretend I'm doing a three-handed sword technique! Sometimes I feel down, but I'm okay.

>> No.9776747

Dork.

>> No.9776749

Getting bullied probably. She seems like she would secretly enjoy it.

>> No.9776758

Taking a quintillion dicks up her ass. Slut.

>> No.9776766
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>>9776747
>>9776758
What the f*g is ur problem?

Frig off bullies!

>> No.9776774
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9776774

As a touhou sadist and youmu fan, I'm kind of glad that youmu bullying is in fashion.
It's getting gangraped in the myon.

>> No.9776841

>>9776774
What's your favorite way to bully Youmu?

>> No.9776854

>>9776841
My fave is to arrange a series of embarassing "accidents", like a car splashing mud on her pretty dress, so that she's stressed out and on the verge of tears, but with no idea it's my fault.

>> No.9776869

>>9776854
Aw, how disappointingly tame. I was expecting you to say something like hitting her with a folding chair then pile driving her and throwing her out a window into a compost heap or something like that.

>> No.9776878

Is her hairstyle supposed to be cute?

>> No.9776891

>>9776869
That's all so played-out. Endearingly vanilla is the way to go these days. It's not like beating her into submission, tying her down, trepanating her and lobotomizing her with my pulsating member while calling her a dork with every thrust never gets old.

>> No.9776894

>>9776869
God I want to elbow Youmu off the top rope.

>> No.9776901

>>9776869
Would you really consider that bullying? It's more like attempted murder.

Bullying Youmu would be like, hiding her swords in your locker, or shitting in her pencil case. Or calling her a dork.

>> No.9776905

>>9776878
It's supposed to be dorky, which is part of the appeal or so I'm told.

>> No.9776918

>>9776901
She's half a ghost, it won't even injure her unlike with a normal human. It would be like an indian burn for her.

>> No.9776920

I would enjoy causing Youmu to bruise repeatedly so that over a period of time she becomes eternally grateful when I show her the tiniest bit of sympathy when in reality I am just bored of hitting her again. She will never want to leave because she thinks I am the only one who will ever give her a break from the pain.

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>>9776905
>>9776878
Are you niggers not understanding the sublime beauty of the bobcut again?

>> No.9776931

>XD so adorkable

>> No.9776940 [DELETED] 

NEW CHAN OPENED

http://yumyum.pro/SexyBeautifulWomen/

>> No.9776960

>>9776928
It's rubbish.

>> No.9776980

>>9776960
Just like Youmu

>> No.9776987

>>9776931
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9776995

>>9776987
You all. You people upset me.

>> No.9777007

>>9776841
I'd tie Youmu up and make out with Myon all day in front of her.

>> No.9777015

>>9777007
I'd rather tie her up and just beat her with Myon.

>> No.9777027

>>9777007
I'd tie her up and skeet on her. That must be embarrassing.

>> No.9777032

>>9777027
I wonder how many Touhou are M?

>> No.9777039

>>9777015
Or better yet, tie her up and beat her while yelling "Where is my daughter?!" and beating her some more while calling her a liar when she tells me she doesn't know.

>> No.9777044

I'd just rape her. Rape is a form of bullying, right?

>> No.9777052

>>9777044
Only if you leave her with a child.

>> No.9777073

>>9777052
What if you secretly visited the child and treated her really nice so the kid is happy and tells Youmu about what a great person you are, just to really rub it in that you raped her and ran away, leaving her with a kid that probably cost her her job and her few friends.

>> No.9777074

>>9776928
>bobcut
>beauty

They look like bowlcuts only longer. Yuck.

>> No.9777079

>>9777052
Then you happily marry someone else and have a child with your wife who will grow up to bully your bastard child as you once bullied the mother.

>> No.9777081

>>9777073
>job
What would she even be good at? Also to rub it in, you sue her for paternity just as she gets attached to the kid.

>> No.9777085

If any one of you was bullying Youmu when I was around I would stick up for her. And I would do it violently at that. I'd jump up and shout "Don't bully Youmu! She doesn't shit in diapers! Her haircut is totally in! Noooot a dooooork!"

And then you and Youmu would both be so embarrassed that you'd start making fun and bullying me. Trough that you'd become friends and Youmu would become one of the cool kids.

Through my valor Youmu's bullying would be halted. I'd probably be bullied after that, but it would be worth it to save her. So of you want someone to bully, target me. Leave Youmu alone!! Her hair is cool!! SHE DOESN'T SHIT IN DIAPERS!!!

>> No.9777087

>>9777081
Her job is technically being Yuyuko's gardener and guardian, right? She could do neither of those if pregnant.

>> No.9777089

>>9777073
I'd disguise myself after impregnating her and proceed to rape and impregnate her again. Repeat x times.

>> No.9777104

>>9777089
>Repeat x times.
That's pretty ambiguous. I'm going to have to ask for the domain of x.

>> No.9777108

>>9777085
Your plan would backfire. I'd only bully her harder if someone defended her just to spite them.

>> No.9777110

Why all Youmu threads are so shitty? Is bullying Youmu some sort of retarded /jp/ meme?

>> No.9777116

>>9777110
Youmu is the most bullyable Touhou. Only a raging faggot who wants her to fuck them with her sword could deny this.

>> No.9777133

>>9777127
This is what delusional faggots in love with Youmu actually believe.

>> No.9777127

>>9777116
Nah, it's just a stupid meme, like slutty Sanae.

>> No.9777129

>>9777110
Because people make them for the sole purpose of bullying her (like this one) and people actually respond. Hence more get made.

>> No.9777145

Would you bully Youmu's children even if they were also your own?

>> No.9777148

>>9777145
Her womb would sully any man's seed.

>> No.9777159

>>9777145
I'd rape her and then late in the term sneak up on her and push her down 2 flights of stairs.

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>>9777148
Her womb would do THIS to my swimmers?

>> No.9777173

>>9777164
I want to say yes just because pushing that out, even as a baby, would break her.

>> No.9777179

>>9777164
Jesus. Can't she even get raped properly?

>> No.9777193

>>9777145
Ew, but that would mean I had sex with her in the first place.

But the answer is yes. I will beat her using her own children as weapons.

>> No.9777197

>>9777193
Would you tie her babies together and use them as flails to slap her shit?

>> No.9777271

>>9777197
Yes, and I'll dual wield them too because apparently Youmu had quadruplets in this scenario.

>> No.9777340

I believe we already went over how it's a bad idea to have a child with your imprisoned woman. (I mean besides the general fact that's it's a bad idea to have children)

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>>9777340
What? No we didn't. Also, false, as bride snatching did very well in the good old days.

>> No.9777352

>>9777340
Was that not about mail-order brides? This isn't about an imprisoned woman. I doubt anyone would want to keep her around after the deed is done.

>> No.9777366

>>9777350
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9442332/

>> No.9777376

>>9777366
>foolz

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／　／　　 　ヽ :: ＼
|　（●）,　、（●）、　|
|　　,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, 　 |
|　　　,;‐＝‐ヽ 　 .:::::|
＼　　｀ニニ´　 .:::／　　　　　　N-NO THANK YOU
／｀ー‐--‐‐—´´＼
　 　　　　 .ｎ:n　　　 ｎｎ
　 　 　　nf|｜| 　　　| | |^!n
　 　 　　ｆ|.| | ∩　　∩|..| |..|
　 　 　　|: ::　 ! }　　{！ ::: ::|
　 　　　 ヽ　　,イ 　　ヽ　 :イ

I actually made that thread, though.

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9777378

I'd like to make Youmu wear a buttplug and masturbate in public.

>> No.9777491

>>9777378
but thats cirno

>> No.9777503

>>9777376
>refusing foolz
Superiority complex?

>> No.9777512
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>>9774676
>>9774676
Sauce?

>> No.9777526

>>9777512
Fucking google image search got me the answer, you must not have tried hard.

http://exhentai.org/s/d6602e51d5/455062-13

>> No.9777574
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>>9777526
>youmu ntrs keine
this is not feel-good

>> No.9777581

>>9774632
Nomming Yuyu's delicious mochi....

>> No.9777595

>>9777491
It's Marisa, don't you dare compare her to that idiot.

>> No.9777658

>>9777574
Right? I don't even like Keine and I think that's bullshit.

>> No.9777674

>>9777526
>Youmou sees a cock
>Jumps at it
This is bad even by porn standard. If she looked like a slut or it was implied that she was slut or anything at all to prepare for the porn scene it would be a lot better.

>> No.9777700

>>9777574
He looks exactly like a gorilla. The facial structure is so similar its scary.

>> No.9777701
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>>9777674
This Youmu before doujin

>> No.9777719

>>9777674
I think the cock-hungry slut thing was a given.

>> No.9777740

>>9777719
For Sanae maybe...

>> No.9777751

>>9777674
She's not a slut, she just wanted to teach a young boy how to properly make love to a woman.

>> No.9777754
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>>9777719
Youmu is a good girl you monster

>> No.9777770

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNA5yJat21E

>> No.9777809

>>9777751
If I were to express my interest in teaching a young woman how to properly make love to a man I would be branded a sick pervent.

>> No.9777810

>>9777754
Prove it.

>> No.9777828

>>9777754
Sanae is a good girl too.

>> No.9777838

>>9777828
Prove that too.

>> No.9777841

>>9777828
Oh no, you can't pull the wool over my eyes!

>> No.9777850

>>9777810
I had a dream once where I buttraped her and she protested and cried that she's a good girl and this can't be happening to her.

>> No.9777860

Barring Youmushit for a second, which 2hu would you bully?

>> No.9777878

>>9777860
Wriggle followed by Youmu. If possible I would like to beat Wriggle using Youmu as a weapon.

>> No.9777894

>>9777860
Alice. But not in a malicious way, just some light teasing to fluster her.

>> No.9777895

>>9777860
Patches is fine too.

>> No.9777896
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9777896

>>Samurai
>>TOO SOFT
>>Wields twin blades
>>Serves princess
>>Loyal and easily flustered; tsundere
>>Gross old-lady haircut
>>Green

Eclair from Dog Days truly is inspired by Youmu

>> No.9777900

>>9777860
Wriggle or one of the fairies. I'd pick off their wings.

>> No.9777918
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>>9777860
Yukari, if I was in some way able to.

>> No.9777931

>>9777918
Cum in the gap.

>> No.9777982

>>9777896
>serves princess
>easily flattered; tsundere
>gross haircut

all of these are not youmu

>> No.9777989

>>9777982
He got the gross haircut part right at least.

>> No.9777990

>>9777982
the first two of those ARE youmu retard

>> No.9778011

>>9777990
Well, she's not easily flattered or tsundere, at least.

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>>9777989
>gross haircut

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>>9777754
If Youmu is a girl then why does she have a cock and balls?

>> No.9780280

>>9780246
Because eroge makers have shit imagination and must resort to copying out God Emperor's ideas and designs.

>> No.9780308

>>9780280
This is what secondaries actually believe.

>> No.9782041

>>9777860
I don't feel like bullying any 2hu at all. Am I weird?

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