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>> No.9770896

>>9770891
Yelling your sexuality? You mean your fetish is screaming out "HOMOSEXUALITY"?

>> No.9770891

But my fetish is yelling my sexuality really loudly.

>> No.9770901

I am dead silent when I masturbate. Since it's a habitual act for me, and not one of pleasure, I finish the act as quickly and as quietly as possible. I am proud of my ability to keep a straight face at all times.

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>>9770896
Oooooooooh shiiiit

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>>9770896
Please don't mock me, I know it's weird, I'm sensitive about it.

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>> No.9770996

>>9770901
Do you not enjoy getting a fistful of your cock and pumping up and down until hot creamy semen splashes all over and you aheago?

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>>9770996
Not really. Not anymore.

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>>9771026
Have you tried masochism?
C'mon, just shove your face in a pillow 'til your lungs hurt, then give yourself just a split second to breath. Give it a try.

>> No.9771062

I wish there was more Tsukasa doujinshi. Cute and well drawn ones.

>> No.9771065

>>9771044
I've tried that already. I felt alive for that split second, then felt more dead than ever. I don't think asphyxiation is my thing.

Should I also try ball gags, urethra insertions and having my dick stepped on? The thought makes me shudder.

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>>9771065
No, no, just do what feels right. It requires some soul searching, and some porn searching too. Eventually, you'll find what you need. Just trust me, you're not dead yet.
And why am I avatarfagging as dunning

>> No.9771095

>>9771072
Okay, Mr. Dunning. I'll look diligently within my heart and my dick for the answers.

>> No.9771112

>>9771095
I fap every few days, and half the things I fap to are not only completely unsatisfying but make me angry as hell. Maybe you just do it too much.

>> No.9771150

>>9771112
Maybe I do. But I can't help it... I don't even enjoy masturbating, but it doesn't feel right if I don't do it at least once a day.

As for what I use as aid, I also find it largely unsatisfying. After I'm done, I'll let out a sigh of disappointment, and move on.

>> No.9771155

>>9771095
>>9771112
You guys are probably missing some genuine love. Fapping alone is almost a chore, but if you feel some real passion, some genuine love for a waifu or other, then it's pure fun. Don't treat it as a chore, go find your waifu. She may not even exist, you may have to make her yourself, but trust me, if you don't, you're going to hate life.

>> No.9771167

>>9771155
>>/a/

>> No.9771177

>>9771150
Well what do you use? I can fap to loli, but sometimes I forget not to and go with traps and some kinda related shit. I always regret it, get angry, and it physically hurts. Last time was a while ago, though, but if I forget again I might do it in a spur of the moment sort of deal.

>> No.9771178

>>9771155
That's impossible, since I'm a schizoid. Also, waifus are more /a/-related.

>> No.9771189

>>9771167
Why are you quoting?

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>>9771167
>>9771178
Got a better solution?
I just mean go after the love, the waifu was just a medium. Have sex with a garden hose for all I care, as long as you love it.

>> No.9771199

>>9771177
Loli is quite nice, if it's done right. I'll usually go with whatever. Really, I just try to finish the deed ASAP.

Umm... When I was feeling really desperate I actually went with some "Cyan Purse," but I felt physically ill afterwards. The brief excitement wasn't really worth it.

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