/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

which would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

Red. No hesitation.

[Anonymous No.]

Red button

[Anonymous No.]

Red.
I have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

Why you make me do such a hard choice dood...?

Somebody choose for me...

[Anonymous No.]

Green button.

[Anonymous No.]

Green. Why would I want to live forever?

[Anonymous No.]

I just flipped a coin for each of you

>>9768978
Dead
>>9768981
Dead
>>9768991
Dead

[Anonymous No.]

I think I would go with Red. Green would just make me an old hag while red would presumably make me stop aging as I am right now, if I survive.

[Anonymous No.]

if I got to live forever I might actually learn Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to live for 120 years more, and the possibilty of having eternal life is absolutely horrific.

[Anonymous No.]

Red has an expected return of living forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Red. I'm not afraid of dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9769000
Did you pick a different side each time?

[Anonymous No.]

Red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9769005
But you want to live forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9769006
No, how would that matter?

>>9769001
Immortal
>>9769004
Immortal
>>9769005
Dead

[Anonymous No.]

Please go back to /v/.

[None !DrPantsuNE No.]

Green. I don't want to live forever.

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>>9769019
Pretty sure this isn't a video games thing, just a random thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Red, easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Red. Quantum immortality, baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9769019

Just imagine some 2hus in OPs picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9769000
I can finally take it easy...

[Anonymous No.]

if I live forever can I die of hunger or anything?
I'd probably pick green since I don't know what I'd do when my family had died.

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>>9769032
Would you prefer death? Take the result you want, and go for it. No hesitation, no remorse. Even if it kills you, keep going for what you want, and you will get it.

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>>9769029
5/10 laughed

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>>9769029
That doesn't make this thread any less /v/ level.

I've seen these a lot in the last month. /jp/ has become really bad lately.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really want to be immortal. If the earth blew up, I'd just be floating around in space, even more bored than I am now... Unable to die even if I wanted to.

120 extra years of life? Not sure about that either. I don't think I'd press it unless I was guaranteed a certain level of healthiness during that time.

I'd rather get a better life rather than a longer one.

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>>9769046
You can make your own world you dumbass, or go to Gensokyo. Only correct choice is red button.

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>>9769041
/jp/ - Random

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>>9769041
>That doesn't make this thread any less /v/ level.

You're pretty much alone with that opinion, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

Red, think about it logically.

Even with green I still have to die someday, whether I die 100 years from now, or tomorrow you're still going to die.

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>>9769055
It is pretty sad. /v/ posters are now about 85% of /jp/.

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>>9769046
Once the universe ends you're basically guaranteed to die. As for only the Earth exploding though, due to the lack of a suitable living environment in space, you'd probably be unconscious the entire time. It'd be kind of like being in a state of death, where you just dream endlessly rather than outright not existing anymore. And maybe, if you're lucky, alien will happen upon your body and try to figure out how to get you to wake up again.

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>>9769061
No, forever means forever. That means after the universe comes and goes, after it is replaced, after the end of time.

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>>9769053

Eternity is a long time. I could end up making fifty different worlds, see them all perish and get bored of it all. I want the option to die, a kill switch, otherwise there's no way I'm doing it.

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>>9769061
Eternal dreaming? I like that, count me in!

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>>9769062
Go back to /b/ if you have a problem with is.

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>>9769067
>after the end of time.

How can eternity exist if there's no time?

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>>9769019
>>9769041
>>9769062
Stop fucking whining and sage the thread if you don't like it - or better yet don't post and spare us all the annoyance. Every week autists like you come in and complain that this isn't the /jp/ they joined a month ago, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

I pick green. Can you flip a coin for me anyway OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9769067
You can't possibly be alive if nothing exists anymore, the "forever" likely wasn't accounting for that. It simply is impossible to be "alive" if the universe itself ends.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd take red.

The 50% dying sucks, but the potential return off living forever is insane.

After a few hundred years you could have near unlimited money.

You would need to be really damn careful to protect yourself from people who I assume would try to imprison you forever though.

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>>9769078
Time is not nearly as all-encompasing as you believe it to be. You only believe it to be because it is wide, far more than you.

>>9769085
And you too have much to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd push red without a second thought. I believe in that weird theory that you could die horribly for one reason or another in alternate universes for whatever reason but you are only currently experiencing the continuity where you don't.

In my mind that's a 100% chance of success!

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>>9769062
Pretty much. /jp/ changed so much after /q/ was made, and it was all for the worse. I can't tell if I should laugh or cry at people like >>9769079.

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>>9769086
You just have to outrun them until they die.

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>>9769079

>Thinking sage is a seal of disapproval

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>>9769079
lmao, get out of /jp/ idiot. jesus christ people like you actually come here?

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>>9769099
No, but plastering the thread to the top of page zero is sure enough a sign of approval. Take your imaginary non-quotes elsewhere.

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>>9769099
>using meme arrows

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>>9769099
who are you quoting?

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>>9769099
Lol look at this buttlord

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>>9769087
Time is just a human concept that was originally created to track our progress as we revolve around the sun (although at the time they thought it was the other way around). It's not something tangible.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone want to live forever? I mean, I'm not suicidal anymore but I still cannot find a proper reason to live for. How I see it, dying young is the best thing one can hope for. If you play your cards right, you will have experienced everything worth experiencing and die with your heart full of passion. Long life will bring you nothing but suffering in the end. You will see your friends and family die, and the world you used to live in turn to something completely else.

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>>9769093
>/jp/ changed so much after /q/ was made
Stop blaming /q/ for this shit. It's been going on for years. If anything there's less than there would otherwise be.

>>9769079
I'll express my disapproval of shitty off-topic threads whenever I like.

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>>9769114
Time is a concept assigned arbitrary values and interpreted by intelligent creatures. It is not the end everything; it is not the end of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

You know how you can tell OP is a dirty cross boarding dweeb? The OP isnt "wich wud u choos?"

[Anonymous No.]

Green button. There's a very good chance that somewhere in the next 120 years something will be invented that further extends our natural lifespans, and perhaps we would even be able to experience immortality of some kind being invented.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf why was that thread deleted? O.o

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>>9769121,1
Check out this respectable-looking d00d:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey

Plus it'd be nice to have a medicinal opt-out in case shit hits the fan. I don't want to drift in space for all of eternity.

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>>9769121,3
Cool beard.