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The ghost of /jp/ comes upon you and grants you a choice of six /jp/ brides.

1) Milk, she will cosplay for you and let you crossdress near her
2) Fukune, she will defend you from bullies and talk about cute anime, and post in every thread you make, she will also bake for you
3) Moetron, she will give you her collection of moetron images, she will also bear you 8 children
4) sparky4, she will love you so much it's CRAZY AND SHOCKING!!
5) Brian, his GET script will be available to you and he will make /jp/ related flash games and videos for you
6) ZUN!bar, he will become your roommate and you and him will be the broest of bros taking it easy all day

>> No.9767773
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>> No.9767776

Milk is my waifu.

>> No.9767781

6 is the only choice

>> No.9767779

Moetron

>> No.9767788

>6
Is this real life?

>> No.9767789
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ZUN!bar please.

>> No.9767783

>no Gensokyo Lovely Maiden

shit thread OP

>> No.9767785

ZUN man
that shit would be so chill

>> No.9767787

This is difficult. I think I must go with 3.

>> No.9767794

Fukune :-)

>> No.9767792

>>9767779
>>9767787
Moetron a shit

>> No.9767793

Should have made it a roll thread, dumbass.

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>>9767793
It's too easy to roll on /jp/ d00d...

>> No.9767802

Why are all the /jp/ girls picking 6? Have all of you forgotten ZUN is a homosexual?

>> No.9767803

>>9767794
Yeah, but just for the baking. That would rock.

>> No.9767806

Where is Ötaku Chiqué?

>> No.9767805

>>9767802
We're all homosexual males here, dude.

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I choose the queen of /jp/

>> No.9767809
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9767809

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

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>>9767802
Good thing I'm a boy.

>> No.9767813

This must have been made by the shitposter group because none of these are anything but names-of-the-week except zun!bar.

Make a real list, megadork.

>> No.9767814

>>9767809
W-will you go out with me?

>> No.9767815

I don't want contact with any of you faggots

>> No.9767816

Need more choices!

>> No.9767817

>>9767813
>Milk
>Brian
>sparky4

>> No.9767818

>>9767809
Were you born in 1994?

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