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9765280 No.9765280 [Reply] [Original]

How do you expect to defend yourself from hostile fairies and low-level youkai once you get to Gensokyo if you can't even fire a rifle properly?

>> No.9765283
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9765283

But I'm going to Hell.

All those 2hus I had lewd thoughts about.....

>> No.9765284

I practice bullying touhous on /jp/ on a daily basis. I think I'll be fine.

>> No.9765287

I can play on lunatic mode.

>> No.9765309

My dick is 37cm large

>> No.9765310

I'll punch them, with magic. There.

>> No.9765336

I don't need rifles, those are for fags. If I really need a weapon I'll take a sword or a lance.

>> No.9765340

>>9765280

I just challenge all the youkai I come across to danmaku. I forget where I read it, possibly PMiSS, but youkai aren't allowed to eat humans for losing at danmaku.

>> No.9765348

I can fire a rifle properly.

>> No.9765351
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9765351

>whelp /k/ is boring tonight, lets check /jp/
>this thread top of page

Highly fucking amused.

I've got my 1911 in my belt holster right now... not because I'm ever-vigilant, but because I'm taking it so fucking easy I can't be arsed to get up and put it on my nightstand.

And I know I'm not the only one.

>> No.9765356

>>9765283

The more I see this image, the more I understand why it's such a good troll image. Elijah Wood has a punchable face. Just, a face that is desiring of a huge meaty fucking fist smashing into it.

There's even a German word for it, I think.

>> No.9765369
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9765369

El talento y la habilidad de un fusilero ha fluido a través de sangre de mi familia por siglos.

>> No.9765371

>>9765351

A double-barreled pistol? Why the fuck would that ever be necessary?

>> No.9765373
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>>9765351
I saw that image on /k/ two years ago, I thought it was a fucking joke or something.

>> No.9765378

>>9765351
Who are you quoting?

>> No.9765379

>>9765371
cool factor

>> No.9765392
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9765392

Also, I don't have guns, but I do have a lot of knives.

>> No.9765402

>>9765392
this picture is cool AND lewd as HELL

>> No.9765412

>/jp/s
>Fighting anything with anything

Pick one. You'll live in the human village and fuck the peaceful 2hus and like it.

>> No.9765413

Bring a Kukri. Tons of faith backing those up.

>> No.9765416
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9765416

I'm a black belt in four martial arts. My ability to manipulate my body, which has been carved into peak killing form by my training regime, is only surpassed by the size of my penis. The youkai and touhou girls too powerful to be beaten even by the most powerful human in history will simply be seduced by my juicy megacock.

>> No.9765419

>>9765356

It's the amazingly unflattering camera angle. His chin just melts into this protoplasmic anti-jawline.

>> No.9765423

I'm an aikido master.

>> No.9765493

>>9765423
Prove it.

>> No.9765497
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9765497

>>9765356
Jew is the word.

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>>9765369
Chupe mi polla, Mexican scum.

>> No.9765528

>>9765517
He is spaniard, my apre brained friend.

>> No.9765545

>>9765497
But the holocaust was real. I read the diary of Anne Frank and mah teacher said that it was real, it made me sad, I hate hitler so much.

>> No.9765564

>>9765497
Holocaust denial is illegal in canada
I almost got caught by canadian fbi because of that picture, good thing I managed to fry my harddrive before they got here

>> No.9765570

>>9765564
Oh shit, I have cache enabled. Are they going to track me down and arrest me?

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